View Full Version : Steven Segal: Lawman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA
Taze him Taze him Taze him Taze him Taze him
I wonder how much he can get away with throwing folks around like that before he puts that deparment into lawsuit territory
Homeslice
08-22-2009, 12:55 PM
Weird, I didn't know he was doing that for so long. Wonder how many hours a year he actually does it though
Gas Man
08-22-2009, 01:46 PM
Sweet! Somebody bounce this thread around turkey day.
Kaneman
08-22-2009, 02:16 PM
Fuck. Yea.
Lamnidae
08-22-2009, 05:08 PM
i'm all for supportin' our boys in blue.
but why'd they have to throw that asshat in there?
Mr Lefty
08-22-2009, 05:11 PM
interesting... always thought SS was a big joke... and a douche bag... now... maybe just a bit of a joke... and a douche bag
jalaan1
08-22-2009, 05:18 PM
wow.
i'm gonna have to slow down & rubberneck for this accident.
Lamnidae
08-22-2009, 05:31 PM
interesting... always thought SS was a big joke... and a douche bag... now... maybe just a bit of a joke... and a douche bag
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RedRider2k2
08-22-2009, 05:50 PM
Well as long as it keeps him from singing.
Amber Lamps
08-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Well as long as it keeps him from singing.
Or acting....
Tmall
08-22-2009, 08:26 PM
He's never acted.
He's just stood in front of a camera with his gun pointing down. That's about all the talent I've seen him display. :lol:
He's never acted.
He's just stood in front of a camera with his gun pointing down. That's about all the talent I've seen him display. :lol:
Agreed!
OneSickPsycho
08-22-2009, 09:29 PM
interesting... always thought SS was a big joke... and a douche bag... now... maybe just a bit of a joke... and a douche bag
He's never acted.
He's just stood in front of a camera with his gun pointing down. That's about all the talent I've seen him display. :lol:
Definitely not an actor... and he runs like someone broke a 4x4 off in his ass, but the dude was (is?) one of the few real deal martial artists turned action stars.
Mr Lefty
08-22-2009, 09:33 PM
Definitely not an actor... and he runs like someone broke a 4x4 off in his ass, but the dude was (is?) one of the few real deal martial artists turned action stars.
yeah I aways thought his moves were a joke... interesting to know that he's actually the real deal about that.... but he needs a new hair do and to stay off my TV screen.
OneSickPsycho
08-22-2009, 09:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7aauJuQHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyyFlHhtWoI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YziUvBqX-zI
No Joke.
Captain Morgan
08-22-2009, 09:46 PM
Go to about 1:10 seconds into this clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUORYAPds0
Homeslice
08-22-2009, 09:47 PM
Funniest thing was him pretending to be an Italian in Out for Justice
Funniest thing was him pretending to be an ACTOR
Fixed it. :lol:
Homeslice
08-22-2009, 10:05 PM
Fixed it. :lol:
Hey i still have that flick on DVD. Great bar fight scene.
Tmall
08-22-2009, 10:41 PM
Isn't that the movie where he gave himself some stupid stereotypical Italian name like nico or Mario?
Wait, NM.. That's all of em..
I swear, if he'd been in the ten commandments with Heston, his name would have been luigi. A navy seal plumber hiding on a boat? Get me the fuck outta here!
Homeslice
08-23-2009, 12:07 AM
Isn't that the movie where he gave himself some stupid stereotypical Italian name like nico or Mario?
Gino Felino, actually. Check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
Lamnidae
08-23-2009, 07:10 AM
No Joke.
OSP.
I see your Segal and raise you one Norris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCqy1G5uMkU
karl_1052
08-23-2009, 09:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7aauJuQHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyyFlHhtWoI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YziUvBqX-zI
No Joke.
Joke.
It is easy when people fall for you when making a video.
Flexin
08-23-2009, 09:53 AM
I guess I'm the only one that liked Steven Segals movies. Mom was in love with him. LOL.
If we are going to talk about bad ass we can not leave out the top dog....Bruce Lee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70hbfCKDyKw&feature=fvw
James
OneSickPsycho
08-23-2009, 01:03 PM
OSP.
I see your Segal and raise you one Norris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCqy1G5uMkU
Good call. Bruce Lee, then Norris... The pioneers of true martial artists becoming action movie stars (in the US). Then 20 years later, we got Van Damme... fuckin', I can see his kicks coming from 10 minutes ago, Van Damme. :td:
Joke.
It is easy when people fall for you when making a video.
Perhaps some of the clips within those videos, but having seen Aikido in action and knowing Segal's resume... the man is the real deal.
Flexin
08-23-2009, 01:20 PM
Good call. Bruce Lee, then Norris... The pioneers of true martial artists becoming action movie stars (in the US). Then 20 years later, we got Van Damme... fuckin', I can see his kicks coming from 10 minutes ago, Van Damme. :td:
Perhaps some of the clips within those videos, but having seen Aikido in action and knowing Segal's resume... the man is the real deal.
I liked Van Dammes movies back in the day.
James
Amber Lamps
08-23-2009, 01:21 PM
Good call. Bruce Lee, then Norris... The pioneers of true martial artists becoming action movie stars (in the US). Then 20 years later, we got Van Damme... fuckin', I can see his kicks coming from 10 minutes ago, Van Damme. :td:
Perhaps some of the clips within those videos, but having seen Aikido in action and knowing Segal's resume... the man is the real deal.
Segal is definitely the real deal! He used to train the military in hand to hand.
Okay, I see your Norris, Lee and Segal and raise you a Jet Li!!!
5 consecutive Martial Arts Championships!:rockwoot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-pM8oXE1sc&feature=player_embedded
Kaneman
08-23-2009, 01:21 PM
Yea, Segal is no joke. He may not be the most dramatic actor but his martial arts are better than most. I'll catch a few minutes of Glimmer Man or Hard to Kill when its on!
Amber Lamps
08-23-2009, 01:27 PM
Tony Jaa has potential!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJuNCOGjio
Flexin
08-23-2009, 01:34 PM
Tony Jaa has potential!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJuNCOGjio
Crazy shit. I have never heard of him.
James
I liked Van Dammes movies back in the day.
James
The only Van Damme movies I like are the ones where he takes his shirt off! :lmao: Luckily that was all of them. :dribble: :lol:
karl_1052
08-23-2009, 04:57 PM
Crazy shit. I have never heard of him.
James
See Ong Bak(movie)
EpyonXero
08-24-2009, 10:20 AM
Aikido might be my favorite martial art, no strikes, no attacks, 100% defense.
OneSickPsycho
08-26-2009, 09:38 PM
Aikido might be my favorite martial art, no strikes, no attacks, 100% defense.
I've always had an interest in it... It's HARD to find a place that is worth a shit that teaches it though...
Lamnidae
08-27-2009, 08:52 AM
I've always had an interest in it... It's HARD to find a place that is worth a shit that teaches it though...
word.
i personally have always been a fan of Juijitsu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAwEsYjV6dA
Oh, crazy clip I found.... dude's only got one arm. check that shit, yo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R797LamA3Vw
the chi
08-27-2009, 10:47 PM
Flexin, you arent alone. I've always loved SS movies. Grew up watching them with my dad. He may not be a great actor but his moves are legit. Dad was thrilled when they started making technology he could rewind and play in slow mo! :lol:
Lamnidae
08-28-2009, 07:54 AM
Flexin, you arent alone. I've always loved SS movies. Grew up watching them with my dad. He may not be a great actor but his moves are legit. Dad was thrilled when they started making technology he could rewind and play in slow mo! :lol:
Slllloooooooowwww MMmmmmmooooooooooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDYo9haN-og
Antwanny
08-30-2009, 11:59 PM
[QUOTE=Amblyopic;258620]word.
i personally have always been a fan of Juijitsu
Jiu Jitsu ftw. say what you want the only thing it isn't great for is multiple attackers. but thats why multiple arts are teh poon.
Karate by itself= poop
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