Please.....beat your kids.

[Kaneman]

Paddle, belt, newspaper, 2x4...doesn't matter.

Even if you don't have one...snatch one up and beat him.

They'll thank you in the long run.

[tached1000rr]

:rockwoot:

[BobTheBiker]

If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.

[tached1000rr]

and have them pull their pants up!

[Kaneman]

If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.

Sometimes you gotta make it a hit-and-run.

[OneSickPsycho]

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees. :D

[Kaneman]

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees. :D

But then they won't learn nothin!!

[OneSickPsycho]

But then they won't learn nothin!!

Yeah, but it's fun as hell.

[Trip]

:lol: good stuff

[VatorMan]

:;lol: of the stupid mofos dont learn to duck and weave-Hand them an application to MickyD's.

[Dave]

they oughtta issue wiffle bats in the delivery room

[the chi]

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees. :D

I have 2 things to say to this:

Gilly Suit

Paintball gun

[azoomm]

Paddle, belt, newspaper, 2x4...doesn't matter.

Even if you don't have one...snatch one up and beat him.

They'll thank you in the long run.


Walks in,

looks around,

touchy subject - won't get into it....

:whistle:

[Dave]

I have 2 things to say to this:

Gilly Suit

Paintball gun

i have both of those!

[BobTheBiker]

I"ll keep to my classic bamboo walkin cane. I"m just gonna keep faking a knee problem so they try an give me shit, then go all spider monkey on em. young version of grandpa puttin em over the knee FTW!

[Adeptus_Minor]

:;lol: of the stupid mofos dont learn to duck and weave-Hand them an application to MickyD's.


Serpentine!
SERPENTINE!!!
:lol:

[Particle Man]

and have them pull their pants up!

nah, it's easier for the cops to catch 'em when they can't run away because their pants are too low.

[CrazyKell]

Walks in,

looks around,

touchy subject - won't get into it....

:whistle:

I'm right there with ya.

Not even one iota surprised by the comments from most people around here though. *sigh* :(

[Kaneman]

nah, it's easier for the cops to catch 'em when they can't run away because their pants are too low.

Heard yesterday that a local McDonald's near a high school has banned sagging pants. It'll be funny to see how that turns out...I'm tempted to go in there with saggy pants.

Zoomy, its not touchy to me. I've even been accused of child abuse before by non-spankers. All I know is that the country is going to hell, that most kids out there have no respect for pretty much anything and that adults have become fearful of children. Its not bad enough that we survived childhood only to live in a society that caters to "protecting the children", now you've got to be scared of them too because they might shoot you, or say that you molested them and send your ass to prison!

I actually had a discussion about this on Facebook yesterday, here is a direct quote from one a mother of an infant that posted up: "Yea, but the kids are smarter and they'll call the cops on you. with an embellished version of the truth." That blew me away.

So I'll proudly support the effort to have adults take back control through violence. Violence is highly underrated. Its a power deterrent and motivator. Your kid strike out at little league? Punch him in the face, I bet he'll hit the next one. Jump offsides playing defense? Hit him with a switch and it'll increase his focus. Lookin at your shoes? That's a paddlin'.

Seriously though, I realize not all kids need to be beaten to be good...but I'd much rather see a parent giving a smack where appropriate than the alternative which seems to be doping your kids up on hardcore narcotics. I also know my kid is extremely well behaved, has never embarrassed me in public, never thrown a temper tantrum, doesn't interrupt adults and is an all around good kid.

VIOLENCE FTW!!

I'm right there with ya.

Not even one iota surprised by the comments from most people around here though. *sigh* :(

psssst....hey you....over here...I gotta tell you something.

THEY'RE JOKING!

*sigh*

[CrazyKell]

psssst....hey you....over here...I gotta tell you something.

THEY'RE JOKING!

*sigh*

If a) I really thought that or b) they were even a teensy bit FUNNY I'd be laughing right along with you. :?:

[Kaneman]

If a) I really thought that or b) they were even a teensy bit FUNNY I'd be laughing right along with you. :?:

No, you're right, I'm sure they really are sitting back in a dark garage wearing camos and shooting kids with BB Guns. I apologize for posting a thread that allows their ugliness and sociopathic behavior rear its ugly head and infect all the good people here. My God...what have I done?!?!

YOU BASTARDS!!!!

[CrazyKell]

Now look who's taking it too seriously. ;)

Don't you remember....I'm against all things fun especially beating children (with bb guns or otherwise). :-P

[z06boy]

No, you're right, I'm sure they really are sitting back in a dark garage wearing camos and shooting kids with BB Guns. I apologize for posting a thread that allows their ugliness and sociopathic behavior rear its ugly head and infect all the good people here. My God...what have I done?!?!

YOU BASTARDS!!!!

:lol: :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

I'm right there with ya.

Not even one iota surprised by the comments from most people around here though. *sigh* :(

I'm not surprised by the lack of a sense of humor either. :boobs:

[Lamnidae]

..... works whatever is best for punishment for the kids.

Spanking. Go for it.

Grownding... if that's what gets the job done.

Send them to help out at the old folks home... If it does the trick.



Be fucking parents. Not "best friends."

Raise your kids. Don't have the school systems or television raise them for you.

Teach them right from wrong, and have them understand that bad choices have consequences..... don't try to shift the blame.



Fucking parents now-a-days drive me insane..... And they way that they drive, damn near hitting me in my bigass truck while they're in this little car, with a kid in the back.... just so they can get to Kroger 2 seconds before me???? Bahhhhh Fuck it.

I'm not surprised by the lack of a sense of humor either. :boobs:

bahahahha.

Sup Mang. haven't seen you in say, i dunno, fucking ages and shit.

[z06boy]

..... works whatever is best for punishment for the kids.

Spanking. Go for it.

Grownding... if that's what gets the job done.

Send them to help out at the old folks home... If it does the trick.



Be fucking parents. Not "best friends."

Raise your kids. Don't have the school systems or television raise them for you.

Teach them right from wrong, and have them understand that bad choices have consequences..... don't try to shift the blame.



Fucking parents now-a-days drive me insane.

:rockwoot:

[Kaneman]

Now look who's taking it too seriously. ;)

Don't you remember....I'm against all things fun especially beating children (with bb guns or otherwise). :-P

I was being sarcastic, because (to me) its very obvious that there is a lot of joking going on in this thread. I'm pretty sure the thread itself (since I posted it) is a joke.

I also suspect that Canadian children aren't nearly as much in need of a good beating as American children. Canada seems to have its head on pretty straight...but things are quickly going to shit down here.

[CrazyKell]

I also suspect that Canadian children aren't nearly as much in need of a good beating as American children. Canada seems to have its head on pretty straight...but things are quickly going to shit down here.

Going to shit here too I think.

I've taught in the US, Canada, and England. England is BY FAR the worst. America is a close second, and Canada is third. That is by no means a good thing though. They're all going downhill fast.

I'm not a supporter of spanking but I am a supporter of discipline and actually parenting your children.

Wait...change that. I AM a supporter of spanking....just not children. :tremble:

[azoomm]

Ambly has it mostly right. Except it is my contention that no one should ever lay hands. Ever. Never ever. Violence begets violence.

[pauldun170]

Amazing that my kids are so well behaved...yet have never been hit.
Just Amazing

[Kaneman]

Ambly has it mostly right. Except it is my contention that no one should ever lay hands. Ever. Never ever. Violence begets violence.

Maybe we should go the way of "Demolition Man" No football, basketball, boxing, karate....and sure as hell no hockey!

[shmike]

Ambly has it mostly right. Except it is my contention that no one should ever lay hands. Ever. Never ever. Violence begets violence.

Were you spanked (as a kid)?

[itgirl]

If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.

ooh, pick me. i've been a naughty girl...

[Apoc]

Violence begets violence.



Violence (fight or flight) and physical attraction(sex) are our most natural instincts. A part of who we are. Survival of the fittest, the strongest, and fastest.

Its unbelievable that people cant see that for themselves. Violence is an effective way of settling arguements, fights, displays of superiority, etc etc. If more people stood toe to toe with bare knuckes when things couldnt be settles, thered be a lot less murder and a lot more small, inconsequential injuries.

Im all for violence. I am not for beating on people who cant defend themselves. But I am for spanking dumbass kids, or giving your teenage son a backhander when he's disrespecting his mother.

But, parents are as big of pussies as the kids nowadays. And it seems that the world wants to change our natural instinct of fight into flight, which is sad.

Instead of having kids who are proud and strong, and willing to stand up for themselves, we have pussy children who run to mommy crying, or who later bring guns to school because its the only way they know how to 'get back' at those bothering them.

Everyone should be taught to box in early grades as far as im concerned. The ability to defend yourself is just as important as the ability to read or write. (as important, not moreso)

Why are we so scared of our children being hurt? mentally and physicly. Amateur hockey here has destroyed hockey for children here. All the violence is gone, and at the lowest levels they dont even keep score because they dont want kids to think there is a winner or a loser. WTF is up with that? Why would kids want to improve if they didnt know they lost? They dont. And as such, the level of hockey in younger players is going down.

Why do we feel the need to constantly protect children, instead of letting them learn heartache, pain, and loss on their own. They'll be much better people for it.

Im all for more violence and less negotiation.

[azoomm]

Yay for me getting parenting advice from people without kids.

Yes, I was spanked. Yes, I grew up in an angry household. No, I won't ever encourage someone to do that to their own children. There is a better way, and I've proven it. I'm right now dealing with a legal matter, where my parenting methods are being tested with therapists and lawyers. When the dust settles, I'll let you buy my book.....

[shmike]

Violence (fight or flight) and physical attraction(sex) are our most natural instincts. A part of who we are. Survival of the fittest, the strongest, and fastest.

Its unbelievable that people cant see that for themselves. Violence is an effective way of settling arguements, fights, displays of superiority, etc etc. If more people stood toe to toe with bare knuckes when things couldnt be settles, thered be a lot less murder and a lot more small, inconsequential injuries.

Im all for violence. I am not for beating on people who cant defend themselves. But I am for spanking dumbass kids, or giving your teenage son a backhander when he's disrespecting his mother.

But, parents are as big of pussies as the kids nowadays. And it seems that the world wants to change our natural instinct of fight into flight, which is sad.

Instead of having kids who are proud and strong, and willing to stand up for themselves, we have pussy children who run to mommy crying, or who later bring guns to school because its the only way they know how to 'get back' at those bothering them.

Everyone should be taught to box in early grades as far as im concerned. The ability to defend yourself is just as important as the ability to read or write. (as important, not moreso)

Why are we so scared of our children being hurt? mentally and physicly. Amateur hockey here has destroyed hockey for children here. All the violence is gone, and at the lowest levels they dont even keep score because they dont want kids to think there is a winner or a loser. WTF is up with that? Why would kids want to improve if they didnt know they lost? They dont. And as such, the level of hockey in younger players is going down.

Why do we feel the need to constantly protect children, instead of letting them learn heartache, pain, and loss on their own. They'll be much better people for it.

Im all for more violence and less negotiation.


Well said.

[shmike]

Yay for me getting parenting advice from people without kids.

Yes, I was spanked. Yes, I grew up in an angry household. No, I won't ever encourage someone to do that to their own children. There is a better way, and I've proven it. I'm right now dealing with a legal matter, where my parenting methods are being tested with therapists and lawyers. When the dust settles, I'll let you buy my book.....

I never gave any advice.

Your contention is that violence begets violence yet you yourself have proven otherwise.

[azoomm]

I never said I haven't been a violent person. I said I haven't and wouldn't with kids.

I never gave any advice.

Your contention is that violence begets violence yet you yourself have proven otherwise.

[Apoc]

Yay for me getting parenting advice from people without kids.

Yes, I was spanked. Yes, I grew up in an angry household. No, I won't ever encourage someone to do that to their own children. There is a better way, and I've proven it. I'm right now dealing with a legal matter, where my parenting methods are being tested with therapists and lawyers. When the dust settles, I'll let you buy my book.....

I got spanked too, when I did something bad enough. My dad never beat me, ever. Closest he came, I was about 13, and wouldn't move so my mother could get by with her clothes basket. Told her she'd have to wait the 30 seconds it was gonna take. I was at that cocky age where I started to figure I didnt need to listen to them, I was bigger.

Dad threw me headfirst into a wall.

Know what I learned? Not that my dad is a violent or angry man (he's not in any way), I learned that when my mom tells you to move, you fucking move. I was taught the lesson of respect, through the medium of violence.

when I went to highschool, we had this wierdo named Tiger who liked to make fun of me. One day I went to the school basement, and beat on him for a while. Cut him from the cheek to the forehead. He never picked on me again, ever. He learned a lesson, through the medium of violence...

Sometimes its called for, and most times its effective.. Im all for using it when the situation calls for it.

[Particle Man]

If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.

ooh, pick me. i've been a naughty girl...

dialogue of the day right there :lol:

[Apoc]

ooh, pick me. i've been a naughty girl...


Marry me...

[pauldun170]

It's kinda of fun hearing you people mixing violence\discipline\punishment in a blender
:lol:

It's also amusing to hear folks say that kids are brats because they aren't spanked.

seriously
:lol

[unknownroad]

Its unbelievable that people cant see that for themselves. Violence is an effective way of settling arguements, fights, displays of superiority, etc etc. If more people stood toe to toe with bare knuckes when things couldnt be settles, thered be a lot less murder and a lot more small, inconsequential injuries.


Spoken like a big, muscular guy. Reckon if you were disabled you might feel a bit differently. :blah:

[Apoc]

Spoken like a big, muscular guy. Reckon if you were disabled you might feel a bit differently. :blah:

Anyone who picks on a disabled person should have a big strong guy beat on them for a while.

Nowhere did I say people should pick on others who cant defend themselves.

But... if your big and healthy enough to look me in the eye and ask for a fight, your big enough to get one.

[unknownroad]

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees. :D

Damn kids...

[karl_1052]

Wait...change that. I AM a supporter of spanking....just not children. :tremble:

[Joey Tribiani]How you doin?[/Joey Tribiani]

[azoomm]

You're right, they all do sound like a bunch of grumpy old men with their mantra "damn kids these days" :lol

[Lamnidae]

Anyone who picks on a disabled person should have a big strong guy beat on them for a while.

Nowhere did I say people should pick on others who cant defend themselves.

But... if your big and healthy enough to look me in the eye and ask for a fight, your big enough to get one.

Agreeing with ya man.


WTF Is it with the lack of respect these days?


not just with kids but with adults alike?




Oh, Azooooooooom. I'd like a signed first edition of that book when it's all said and done.

[Smittie61984]

that most kids out there have no respect for pretty much anything and that adults have become fearful of children.

The other day I held the door for two 60 year old ladies while coming out of the bank. Neither one of them said "Thank you" or "Appreciate it sonny" or even "Fuck you". They just ignored me completely.

I say we beat the baby boomers to teach them respect. Then the kids will get the idea.

[pauldun170]

The other day I held the door for two 60 year old ladies while coming out of the bank. Neither one of them said "Thank you" or "Appreciate it sonny" or even "Fuck you". They just ignored me completely.

I say we beat the baby boomers to teach them respect. Then the kids will get the idea.

:lol

[racedoll]

I'm amazed at the number of people I hear say that kids are out of control, the government is out of control, etc. but nothing ever seems to get done. I would think that if everything feels the same way, then something would change, but it never does.

Guess this is one reason I don't have (or really want) kids. If I did, they'd get their ass spanked if they needed it.

[Kaneman]

Yea, once of my Facebook "friends" is extremely anti spanking. She says I'm going to turn my son into a serial killer. Then at the same time she's always posting up how putting her kids to bed is always so crazy at her house, or that she tells her kids to do something and they say "ummmm, how bout NO", different stuff like that. Blows my mind.

I tell my son to go to bed and he asks me to read him a story, I do, then he smiles and goes to sleep. No protest. And I can't even imagine him telling me no.

[tached1000rr]

All I can say is I was spanked at an early age by grandparents, mother and my father, I can remember every one I received from my father and grandfather and I can reflect and say yep I had it coming. Was it effective? I think so I've gone on to be a good citizen, neighbor, father etc... Would I be who I am today if I was not spanked? :idk:

My kids were spanked at young ages by me or my wife, was it effective I think so. My oldest 18 just entered her freshman year of college to study pharmacy and my other two have been very successful and we receive compliments all the time on how well rounded and behaved our children are.
It's been many years since they have been spanked.

What is important, is being consistent using whatever method you do use and not making statements/demands that you are not following up with.

[Homeslice]

Amazing that my kids are so well behaved...yet have never been hit.
Just Amazing

Notice nobody has responded to this post, or asked you for more info about your parenting methods. Apparently they just want to stick with their preconceived view.

[Kaneman]

Notice nobody has responded to this post, or asked you for more info about your parenting methods. Apparently they just want to stick with their preconceived view.

I'll respond to it. I've already said early on in this thread that I didn't believe all kids needed to be spanked. I also know "well-behaved" is also about perception. Spankings just happen to be my preferred method for dealing with disobedience, of which there is very, very little of at my house from my kids or my dogs. Goddamn wife is a different story though...

What there is a lot of, however, is fun, laughs, exercise, reading, wrestling, Tae Kwon Do and so on....which pretty much negates the need to ever give any spankings. In fact, I think its been months now since I had to give the boy any pops. Ahhh...just thinking about it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy....maybe I need to go shine my belt up a lil' =P

You may not like corporal punishment, but you'd damn sure appreciate how my kid acts at the restaurant, at the movies, at the store and so on.

[tached1000rr]

It's funny, ok not really, when you see lil Johnny in front of you at the check out he decides he wants that pack of m&ms and mom/dad says no Johnny put that back, and Johnny rears back and hit them, I'm sitting there like yep this is a kid that's going to be bigger than mom/dad at some point and ask for the keys to car, when he hears no Johnny, mom/dad is getting knocked the fuck out or he's just gonna take it anyway.

As I've said, to each their own, what works for you do it.

[Homeslice]

I'll respond to it. I've already said early on in this thread that I didn't believe all kids needed to be spanked. I also know "well-behaved" is also about perception. Spankings just happen to be my preferred method for dealing with disobedience, of which there is very, very little of at my house from my kids or my dogs. Goddamn wife is a different story though...

What there is a lot of, however, is fun, laughs, exercise, reading, wrestling, Tae Kwon Do and so on....which pretty much negates the need to ever give any spankings. In fact, I think its been months now since I had to give the boy any pops. Ahhh...just thinking about it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy....maybe I need to go shine my belt up a lil' =P

You may not like corporal punishment, but you'd damn sure appreciate how my kid acts at the restaurant, at the movies, at the store and so on.

I respect this post and it sounds like you have a good relationship w/your kids. All I'm saying is that spanking isn't enough. I was spanked plenty, but rarely was I ever explained why the rule I broke was important. In fact it seemed as though the only reason I was getting spanked was because my dad felt offended that someone would dare to break his trivial rules. As a kid you need to know why something is important, otherwise you don't learn. You also need to be given the freedom to make mistakes and take responsibility for them.

And most importantly, there needs to be love in the house, otherwise why would any kid be motivated to follow their parents' example.

IMO if a parent expresses their love to a kid often, educates them instead of withholding info, and allows them to take responsibility once in awhile, then the need for physical discipline will decrease greatly.

[azoomm]

So then, if you choose to be human and communicate with your childen why not choose a less barbaric method of punishment? As humans we have choices and the ability to be cognative creatures... I vote to teach about effective choices rather than the simple concept of fight or flight. I respect this post and it sounds like you have a good relationship w/your kids. All I'm saying is that spanking isn't enough. I was spanked plenty, but rarely was I ever explained why the rule I broke was important. In fact it seemed as though the only reason I was getting spanked was because my dad felt offended that someone would dare to break his trivial rules. As a kid you need to know why something is important, otherwise you don't learn. You also need to be given the freedom to make mistakes and take responsibility for them.

And most importantly, there needs to be love in the house, otherwise why would any kid be motivated to follow their parents' example.

IMO if a parent expresses their love to a kid often, educates them instead of withholding info, and allows them to take responsibility once in awhile, then the need for physical discipline will decrease greatly.

[Kaneman]

So then, if you choose to be human and communicate with your childen why not choose a less barbaric method of punishment? As humans we have choices and the ability to be cognative creatures... I vote to teach about effective choices rather than the simple concept of fight or flight.

Its quick, simple and gets the point across. I'm not anti-violence.

You're also assuming all or even most humans are capable of learning or accepting these effective alternatives to spanking and that's just not true. However, we're all still primitive enough to understand a quick, decisive and objective slap...and we understand it immediately. In a world, or a country, where there is very little effective discipline going around I'd simply be happy to see more spanking.

Furthermore, I see little reason to chose against spanking. I'll never buy that spanking causes some sort of lasting emotional damage when administered as discipline and not abuse.

[Amorok]

It's a hard world out there. If kids don't realize there are consequences to their actions then they'll end up getting really hurt later on in life. I utilize corporal punishment with my son, and I make sure he knows why. Where my wife has to repeat herself and yell, I tell the boy once, maybe twice. I'm teaching him that there are consequences to his actions, right now it's a sore butt, and hopefully that sore butt prevents a broken nose later in life when he chooses not to mouth off to the wrong person. You raise your kids how you want, but I'm raising mine not to fuck about and then beg me for help every time something goes wrong.

[Captain Morgan]

I have only spanked my daughter a couple of times. One, I distinctly remember. I told her to come into the bathroom and brush her teeth. She told me no. I said, "get in here now. Don't tell me no again or you're getting your butt whooped." She responded by crossing her arms and saying, "I'm NOT coming in there!" She got her butt whooped and got told again to get in the bathroom and brush her teeth, and not to tell me no again. She went into the bathroom and brushed her teeth.

I try my best to explain WHY she's getting punished and how to behave. I also try to give her a little room to express herself, but I think I've been giving her a bit too much leeway lately. She's starting to mouth off or try to get away with not doing what I tell/ask her. Going to have to put my foot down. Just today at the park, we were walking a trail and she wanted me to carry her. I told her no and that she would have to walk because that was the point of walking the trail. She stopped and just stood there. I told her to have a nice day and I kept on walking. She ran and caught up and didn't ask to be carried again.

She can be a little shit, sometimes. I need to figure out a way to fix that. :lol: