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Kaneman
09-01-2009, 11:48 PM
Enjoy!

http://www.ertards.com/
derf
09-01-2009, 11:58 PM
the best one I found so far

Why hookers are bad: Apparently a hired lady placed 2 AA batteries into this fellow's penis to keep it hard and they could not remove them. Had to go to the OR to have it opened and removed. He then had to explain to his wife why he was in surgery.
tommymac
09-02-2009, 07:28 AM
Good stuff, half those quotes could hav eeasily been me. I am def going to add some as things go on.

Tom
wildchild
09-02-2009, 11:42 AM
that brings new meaning to word idiots. I have a new respect for you Tommymac or at least for your level of patience if you're dealing with that every day. LOL
tommymac
09-02-2009, 12:23 PM
that brings new meaning to word idiots. I have a new respect for you Tommymac or at least for your level of patience if you're dealing with that every day. LOL

Thats my frustration every night. In our ER we have a main and a fast track area, but in fast track we work up a lot of stuff and do see kinda sick patients quite regularly. Mostly due to just not having enogh room for all the sick patients.

So it kills me when I walk into a packed room and 90%of it is BS. Like you have a cold or my biggest pet peeve are the family field trips. There in the Er for some other reason (family member friend or some shit like that) and figure oh I will get checked out since I am here for this chronic complaint i have had for the last 8 years.

Tom
Method
09-02-2009, 03:17 PM
2 admissions after car crash; female with head injury, bloke with bruising, broken arm and leg....and lacerations to penis. Was getting a blow job when lost control of car, she hit her head on steering wheel and bit him!

:lol:
tommymac
09-03-2009, 04:21 AM
May have to add an entry from tonight. Got one whos a bagel shy of 300 pounds with belly pain for 2 weeks and now is bitching because its almost been an hour and she hasnt been seen yet.

too bad the PA relieving me in the morning is very cool, if it were one or 2 other people I woul dhave no qualms dumping this on them but i am sure I can find something to keep me occupied for another 2 or 3 hours. ;)

Tom