Real Report...

[LeeNetworX]

....of a problem from some users in our Tokyo office, after an application upgrade that was done this weekend:

"Text is blury."

:lol

[HurricaneHeather]

:lol: Here's a Summary of Experience from one of my job applications:

Summary of experience: Taking care of A resdent and there needs

[Angee]

We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL

[neebelung]

We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL

:dvrofl:

[Particle Man]

I've seen job applications written in text speak.

Um, no.

[shmike]

I've seen job applications written in text speak.

Um, no.

srsly?

[Particle Man]

srsly?

srsly.

[shmike]

srsly.

omg

[Particle Man]

omg

ikr

[unknownroad]

We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL

:lol Did you hire him?

[marko138]

We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"


My boss hung it in her office...LOL
And didn't hire him, right?

[LeeNetworX]

I'm not certain people are getting the funny....

[LeeNetworX]

:?:

[shmike]

I'm not certain people are getting the funny....

Isn't this the resume joke thread? :scratch:

I raffed.

http://bearseatbeets.net/random/ror.jpg

[buzzcutt2]

....of a problem from some users in our Tokyo office, after an application upgrade that was done this weekend:

"Text is blury."

:lol

Would have been more funny if it said "Text is brury"

[fasternyou929]

Would have been more funny if it said "Text is brury"

Then it would be an enunciation joke, not a..... oh, nevermind. :lol:

[Homeslice]

Then it would be an enunciation joke, not a..... oh, nevermind. :lol:

not a ...........uh, not really sure type of joke :scratch:

[Homeslice]

And didn't hire him, right?

Maybe for a different type of position.

[jtemple]

We had a guy apply for a software developer position that had "captain of the college hackey-sack team" as a bullet on his resume.

[Homeslice]

We had a guy apply for a software developer position that had "captain of the college hackey-sack team" as a bullet on his resume.

I don't think that was a mistake, he was probably just trying to appear "interesting". It it's a small company it might work.

[Angee]

Would have been more funny if it said "Text is brury"
Don't get me started on PHDs who can't spell... :lol:

[Angee]

And didn't hire him, right?

No, but my single female boss WAS tempted to get him in for an interview to see if he'd make a good gigilo... :lol

Sorry 'bout the threadjack...I really didn't get it at first, as my eyes were bulging from putting in gobs of overtime dealing with idiots in the thousands for the last two weeks...

[jtemple]

I don't think that was a mistake, he was probably just trying to appear "interesting". It it's a small company it might work.It's a small company. We weren't interested.

[jtemple]

I'm not certain people are getting the funny....Blurry is spelled incorrectly. I get it.

[shmike]

Blurry is spelled incorrectly. I get it.

Engrish

[LeeNetworX]

blurry is spelled incorrectly. I get it.

fail

Engrish

Squinting.

[shmike]

Squinting.

You no worry.

I see you, round-eye.

[Homeslice]

It's a small company. We weren't interested.

If you were a hip startup, like failblog.org, you might have been.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHEI3v_a1tM&feature=channel_page