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neebelung
09-03-2009, 10:28 AM
:dvrofl: This crap is hilarious... he's only been posting for a month, and already has hundreds of thousands of followers and a book deal. It's a 28 year old guy living with his 73 year old father (who has no brain-t-mouth filter) and the son just posts random quotes from his father. Friggin HILARIOUS...

Note: There is some language, so if you're at work, maybe don't... :lol:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A few samples....

"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

marko138
09-03-2009, 10:31 AM
I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.

RACER X
09-03-2009, 10:32 AM
:lol

good stuff.

neebelung
09-03-2009, 10:34 AM
I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years... :rofl: He's just tellin it like it is... :lol:

marko138
09-03-2009, 10:35 AM
Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years... :rofl: He's just tellin it like it is... :lol:
That might be a goal I aim for. :lol:

HurricaneHeather
09-03-2009, 10:46 AM
This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter! :lol:

Thanks for posting Neebs! :dthumb:

marko138
09-03-2009, 10:49 AM
Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom

neebelung
09-03-2009, 11:06 AM
This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter! :lol:

Thanks for posting Neebs! :dthumb:

:dthumb:

It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list. :rofl:

Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom

I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up. :dthumb:

marko138
09-03-2009, 11:20 AM
:dthumb:

It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list. :rofl:



I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up. :dthumb:
I think it's twitter.com/OHnewsroom


It's funny...but maybe more so people who worked in newsrooms.

Particle Man
09-03-2009, 11:54 AM
:lmao: outstanding

karl_1052
09-03-2009, 12:02 PM
I don't find it funny at all

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