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Dragonpaco
09-05-2009, 04:15 AM
not really but free drinks afte rhours for being a bouncer is teh shitz
karl_1052
09-05-2009, 06:14 AM
Did you at least filter out the cigarette butts?
tommymac
09-05-2009, 06:27 AM
Did you at least filter out the cigarette butts?

he likes his beer crunchy :lol:

Tom
Adeptus_Minor
09-05-2009, 07:09 AM
he likes his beer crunchy :lol:

Tom

More fiber. :dthumb:
Apoc
09-05-2009, 09:28 AM
They make you wait till after they close to give you booze? That blows, we used to drink all night. Not get drunk, just buzzed, helps you deal with the idiots.
derf
09-05-2009, 10:47 AM
I would contest the fuck out of that, I've been shooting blanks since 2005
Dragonpaco
09-05-2009, 11:11 AM
I would contest the fuck out of that, I've been shooting blanks since 2005

my head hurts. i blame you
derf
09-05-2009, 11:59 AM
my head hurts. i blame you


So now that we have established that I cant impregnate her, yet apparently I have been getting laid. Now we have also established that she is pregnant. Who else has been getting some nookie from your sister?
Dave
09-05-2009, 12:29 PM
guilty pending pictures of said sister
Apoc
09-05-2009, 12:31 PM
I hope she doesnt look like DP...
karl_1052
09-05-2009, 01:29 PM
I hope she doesnt look like DP...

I doubt she is that ugly, but I hear she likes DP.
Apoc
09-05-2009, 01:30 PM
So your saying she's a good girl?