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Antwanny
09-14-2009, 03:26 PM
I was out on a lunch date with a girl and within minutes she has proven herself to be off her rocker.

(talks about how shes a converted christian and basically eats sleeps and breathes it, had ample opportunity and wanted to kill her stepfather, how her brother has behavioral issues from childhood, and how she moved out at 16....)

I could see maybe knowing this information after going out with a person for a while, but jesus christ its ten minutes into lunch and ive met you once before.

It was too bad cause she was good looking.
Trip
09-14-2009, 03:31 PM
one good thing about crazy christians is that they are hypocritical, she will put out.

BTW, we already figured out they are all crazy. :lol:
shmike
09-14-2009, 03:33 PM
one good thing about crazy christians is that they are hypocritical, she will put out.

BTW, we already figured out they are all crazy. :lol:


:lol

My first thought was: "Born agains are great is the sack!"
Antwanny
09-14-2009, 03:36 PM
one good thing about crazy christians is that they are hypocritical, she will put out.

BTW, we already figured out they are all crazy. :lol:

yes i would just like to try a lower level of crazy for once. Shmike i was thinking that the whole time, they have the experience and now are repressing it :)
tommymac
09-14-2009, 03:40 PM
Look at it this way you got ample warning early on to run away, before you wound up like the guy in the end of audition:tremble:

Tom
azoomm
09-14-2009, 03:41 PM
Hey, at least she let you know up front and not after you had invested any interest...
Homeslice
09-14-2009, 03:42 PM
Bad at small talk, so gets into "deep" subjects too soon too fast?
Antwanny
09-14-2009, 03:44 PM
Look at it this way you got ample warning early on to run away, before you wound up like the guy in the end of audition:tremble:

Tom

word.
I invested 35 $ for lunch, i consider it an acceptable loss, because the food was exceptional.
Im no pro at small talk, but think before you speak or have awkward silence.
neebelung
09-14-2009, 03:50 PM
Jeebus... reminds me of a blind date I once went on where in the first 10 minutes, the guy told me about the court-ordered anger management classes he was in, for beating his (still current) wife. :rofl:
Particle Man
09-14-2009, 04:32 PM
one good thing about crazy christians is that they are hypocritical, she will put out.

BTW, we already figured out they are all crazy. :lol:

*ding, ding, ding*winner due to truth! :lol:
tommymac
09-14-2009, 04:34 PM
word.
I invested 35 $ for lunch, i consider it an acceptable loss, because the food was exceptional.
Im no pro at small talk, but think before you speak or have awkward silence.

At least you were able to cut your losses, had a good lunch and have a good story to share with all of us :)

Tom
neebelung
09-14-2009, 04:45 PM
At least you were able to cut your losses, had a good lunch and have a good story to share with all of us :)

Tom

Now there's a silver lining!! :lol:
tommymac
09-14-2009, 04:54 PM
Now there's a silver lining!! :lol:

I can find good in everything even though 2 nurses at work call me wicked and pure unadulterated evil :rockwoot:

Tom
wildchild
09-14-2009, 05:08 PM
stop chasing chicks who look hot and ......easy. LOL
Antwanny
09-14-2009, 05:18 PM
stop chasing chicks who look hot and ......easy. LOL

they come on to me i just do my own thing and they seem to gravitate toward me.

I think neebs wins this round of crazy dates, hopefully NTS chimes in with some of his loony g/f s.
neebelung
09-14-2009, 05:23 PM
they come on to me i just do my own thing and they seem to gravitate toward me.

I think neebs wins this round of crazy dates, hopefully NTS chimes in with some of his loony g/f s.

:lol: oh I didn't even get to the part where he told me this was his 3rd exwife (to be) at the ripe old age of 29, AND that she was quite literally a (barely legal) Russian mail order bride. :lol:
MissHell
09-14-2009, 05:36 PM
Jeebus... reminds me of a blind date I once went on where in the first 10 minutes, the guy told me about the court-ordered anger management classes he was in... :rofl:
You too? I went on a date with a guy, who seemed nice enough... who told me about his anger-management classes required by work. Of course, he said it wasn't him, it was everyone else at work that had a problem. :screwy:
neebelung
09-14-2009, 05:55 PM
:lol: niiiiice......
Jet
09-14-2009, 06:40 PM
you should marry her
Sean
09-14-2009, 09:14 PM
you should marry her

Nah...just buy her a house and write her checks once a month. Easier than dealing with the 10 years prior, the heartbreak when she fucks your gardener and all the stupid questions that follow.
Antwanny
09-15-2009, 12:15 AM
Nah...just buy her a house and write her checks once a month. Easier than dealing with the 10 years prior, the heartbreak when she fucks your gardener and all the stupid questions that follow.

Marriage. Its a wonderful thing.
zer0t
09-15-2009, 04:23 AM
Look at the bright side. You did you a favor by telling you she was a nut before you got attached to her. At that point you are no longer objective and it would have been harder to separate.

If she considered killing her father, what makes you think she wouldn't Lorena Bobbitt you?
zippychickie636
09-15-2009, 09:38 AM
If she considered killing her father, what makes you think she wouldn't Lorena Bobbitt you?

lol.

How bout a guy who you're barely friends with and you're not dating telling you they love you and want to marry you...awkwarddddd! haha
CrazyKell
09-15-2009, 10:15 AM
If a dude starts to talk about ferrets....I'm outta there!
neebelung
09-15-2009, 10:54 AM
If a dude starts to talk about ferrets....I'm outta there!

Gerbils, I'd understand, but ferrets? :lol:
z06boy
09-15-2009, 11:22 AM
Gerbils, I'd understand, but ferrets? :lol:

Heeeeeyyyyyy !!!!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081014/425.gerbil.gere2.lc.101408.jpg

:rofl::rofl:
neebelung
09-15-2009, 11:25 AM
:lol: I'm so glad someone caught where I was headed with that....
Jet
09-15-2009, 02:27 PM
Nah...just buy her a house and write her checks once a month. Easier than dealing with the 10 years prior, the heartbreak when she fucks your gardener and all the stupid questions that follow.

:didntdo:
:whistle:
Smittie61984
09-15-2009, 08:02 PM
I always attracted crazy girls. I finally found a normal one but she does have crazy. Such as she pays for her own shit, doesn't give me trouble, and swallows! I can deal with that crazy.
CrazyKell
09-15-2009, 10:46 PM
Such as she pays for her own shit, doesn't give me trouble, and swallows!

Are those things considered crazy? :scratch:

I must be psychotic! :lmao:
Dave
09-15-2009, 11:07 PM
Are those things considered crazy? :scratch:

I must be psychotic! :lmao:

first the hand boob thread and now this! kell = win :boobs: