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RACER X
09-30-2009, 01:28 PM
is that what news reporting has come down too, soon they'll be doing the fist bump when they meet w/ the mayor.........

http://www.click2houston.com/news/21158353/detail.html

Woman Fries 7 Goldfish, Eats 3
Woman Apparently Mad At Common-Law Husband

POSTED: Wednesday, September 30, 2009

PASADENA, Texas -- A woman apparently burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.

Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.

Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man on Saturday reported the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.

Mitchell says the two earlier argued about some jewelry he gave her, then allegedly took back and she wanted the bling returned.

Officers were dispatched to the woman's home, but arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.

Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Avatard
09-30-2009, 01:33 PM
Is it hip to talk "hip" as a reporter? Depends on the venue, I suppose.

shmike
09-30-2009, 01:50 PM
Is it hip to talk "hip" as a reporter? Depends on the venue, I suppose.

Fo sho.

Instantly discredited, in my mind.

marko138
09-30-2009, 02:05 PM
Fo sho.

Instantly discredited, in my mind.
Mine too. I'm not sure how that got past any editor.

I'm glad I got out of that business. Fuck news. Reporters are the lowest form of life, below lawyers even.

CasterTroy
09-30-2009, 02:12 PM
I'm glad I got out of that business. Fuck news. Reporters are the lowest form of life, below lawyers even.


I dunno....they seem to graduate to uber-cunt/douche status

see: Rachel Maddow, Glenn Beck, Keith Oberman.....etc making them FAR worse that lawyers

marko138
09-30-2009, 02:52 PM
I dunno....they seem to graduate to uber-cunt/douche status

see: Rachel Maddow, Glenn Beck, Keith Oberman.....etc making them FAR worse that lawyers
Just look at the lengths they go to to get an interview. It's shameful at best. Even local reporters. I saw it every day. Sickening really. And turns out to be poor journalism that most people don't care about.

CasterTroy
09-30-2009, 02:54 PM
Oh I'm in total agreement.....I just think they're not the BOTTOM....because obviously it gets WORSE as they graduate to HOST

marko138
09-30-2009, 02:57 PM
Oh I'm in total agreement.....I just think they're not the BOTTOM....because obviously it gets WORSE as they graduate to HOST
Yeah, but at the end of the day they are still jabrone ass reporters at heart. They all started down there. Their true colors just come out when they get to the desk.

Trip
09-30-2009, 04:54 PM
keep fucking that chicken

marko138
09-30-2009, 05:27 PM
keep fucking that chicken
:lol YES!