Who's got a zombie plan?

[OneSickPsycho]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkaxjymbfS0


I actually do have a zombie plan...

First and foremost, a home base. It's gotta be somewhere that offers supplies, but is semi remotely located... like a WalMart outside of town. WalMart is perfect cause it has everything... Ammo, food... all the essentials for surviving the zombie apocalypse.

I have not created an actual plan yet since I moved to FL, but when I was in OH the first stop was Iron Pony... Gotta get leathers... Full leathers can protect you in the event of being overwhelmed by zombies... they won't be able to bite you through the leather... Obviously some areas will be open, but it's better than nothing... I gotta get two sets... one for now, one for later cause inevitably I will lose a bunch of weight from lack of nutrition and constantly fighting off hoards of the undead.

The next stage was to steal a large truck and hold up in the WalMart just outside of town to let everything even out... The people who are going to survive will rise to the top within the first couple days, from there things should be fairly predictable and missions to venture out and explore can be planned with relative accuracy...

From there it's sorta like I Am Legend in that I'll be moving about to search for survivors for the first few weeks. After that, the likelihood that I find anyone living will be slim to none. At the one month mark I make my move to a more remote location that's still within a reasonable distance from supply sources for ammo and some food (hunting will become the main source)...

A few things to ponder that must be taken into consideration... First off, long distance travel must be done fairly early on. Gasoline goes bad after 3-5 months, so beyond that you're not going anywhere. Subsequently, supply lines must be kept within a reasonable distance as runs will be made on foot. Stockpiles are an absolute must to minimize the need for risky supply runs. Defense, aka ammo, is the number one thing you must have at all times... not only does it save your ass from flesh eating corpses, but it also provides a source of food through hunting. Also, all electronic devices will be rendered useless within the same time period that all the petrol goes bad... Communication must be done early and often to find other survivors within that time period. And play the shit out of that PS3 during that time cause you'll never be able to again...

[Mr Lefty]

Here... uh... I'd be fucked...

in the states... my plan would be very similar to yours... (though I am gonna jack the idea of full leathers)

after about a month or so... I'd hijack the nearest Uhaul Truck get a good supply of that amo and weapons... and grab enough food to last a month or more... (read LOTS OF CANNED SOUP AND ROMIN NOODLES) load up on fresh water too...

once done with that... haul ass for Eastern Oregon. I know that country well and have hunted there many years. I know where the small towns are and where the ranchers houses are. I also know of a few wells that are on the rancher's property... out in the middle of no where... hundreds of miles from anything. game is plentiful. and all the local towns keep insane amounts of amo... as they're all hunting towns.

There are several places where people park their RV's when they're not using them (live in portland 300miles away) and finding a tow vehicle would not be hard... move the trailer out by the well... next... barrow some of the back hoes and cat's that are ALWAYS working on the log'n roads... and create large mounds of earth to hide the light from my trailer as not to attract any wandering zombies.

this of course is not a final draft as I drew it up in oh... the last 2 minutes while reading your post :lol:

[upshift]

"Brian, I want brian...":rofl:

I really dont have a set zombie plan. Ill probably just go down the road to my friends house and hang out. He has somewhere around like 16 guns so we would have more than enough firepower to fend off the zombies. I think I would then take the liberty of jacking a large truck in order to put all the guns and supplies, then raid a gun shop for ammo and more guns. Afterwards I would high tail it to the training grounds here where they train army guys. There I would take a couple tanks and what else they have there. That would be my main hideaway until i came up with another plan. Oh yeah, and I would have to touch on here with the survivors on here and use TWF for my zombie blog :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

"Brian, I want brian...":rofl:

I really dont have a set zombie plan. Ill probably just go down the road to my friends house and hang out. He has somewhere around like 16 guns so we would have more than enough firepower to fend off the zombies. I think I would then take the liberty of jacking a large truck in order to put all the guns and supplies, then raid a gun shop for ammo and more guns. Afterwards I would high tail it to the training grounds here where they train army guys. There I would take a couple tanks and what else they have there. That would be my main hideaway until i came up with another plan. Oh yeah, and I would have to touch on here with the survivors on here and use TWF for my zombie blog :lol:

Zombie survival blog FTW! Excellent idea!

[upshift]

Zombie survival blog FTW! Excellent idea!

See Im thinking ahead so that we can all plan and meet up to create a bike riding, zombie fighting army :rockwoot:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

well we have to think about what kind of zombies we are facing? are these dawn of the dead or 28 weeks later zombies? cause those fuckers can move. In that case, i'm pretty sure i'd be fucked. Best bet for survival would be elevation. The walmart idea would be sweet, but its a big area you'd have to secure. Lots of glass doors, and you KNOW they get through those glass doors...


So to expound on that idea, a wal-mart in the ghetto that is NOT a 24/7 facility would be best. They have those metal gates that pull down.... then sit on the roof and target practice until either A the army comes, or B the corpes pile up so high they eventually can reach the roof and eat your brains.

[Trip]

You will need generators for anything electrical. Cause in the event of a zombie hoarde, I am not staying at work to keep your lights on.

[OneSickPsycho]

well we have to think about what kind of zombies we are facing? are these dawn of the dead or 28 weeks later zombies? cause those fuckers can move. In that case, i'm pretty sure i'd be fucked. Best bet for survival would be elevation. The walmart idea would be sweet, but its a big area you'd have to secure. Lots of glass doors, and you KNOW they get through those glass doors...


So to expound on that idea, a wal-mart in the ghetto that is NOT a 24/7 facility would be best. They have those metal gates that pull down.... then sit on the roof and target practice until either A the army comes, or B the corpes pile up so high they eventually can reach the roof and eat your brains.

Yeah, Romero style zombies would be much easier to handle... Honestly though, I'd say the fast type would be much more likely...

Really the Walmart wouldn't be that hard to secure... You really only have the front doors and a service door or two in the rear. Plus, that glass is safety glass so the odds of the zombies being able to break through is very small... Then again, Romero style zombies had the ability to learn to use tools... Oh, and even the 24/7 WalMarts have locks on their doors... I do agree though, a WalMart out in the middle of nowhere would be best...

You will need generators for anything electrical. Cause in the event of a zombie hoarde, I am not staying at work to keep your lights on.

Gasoline goes bad within 6 months... therefore, generators are very low on my list of requirements...

[upshift]

You will need generators for anything electrical. Cause in the event of a zombie hoarde, I am not staying at work to keep your lights on.

If the zombies trap you at work you will :lol:

[Trip]

My zombie plan would be to get a sea plane and fly my ass to some limited or uninhabited island I know has a source of food aka bananas with some fishing poles/tackle/crab traps and a suitable female. I would also take along some a really big pot and glass to turn salt water into drinking water. A bunch of guns and ammo to kill the limited zombie inhabitants. Hang out on the beach til I die.

Gasoline goes bad within 6 months... therefore, generators are very low on my list of requirements...

Well then your PS3 playing would be limited to hardly any cause your power supply would be cut fairly quickly.

[Full Throttle]

Im with Upshift the dude down the street is an asshole but he has a bunch of guns. but i would head that way take all his guns and ammo and go to ingles right down the road and secure that then right across the street is the gun trader so i would get everything from there to Ingles ASAP then next to the gun trader is a CVS so i would get all the Meds over to. then i would get everything i could and didn't need and put it in front of the doors. then i would camp out on the roof and blow the f-uckers up.

[JoJoYZF]

I think trip is on to the best plan so far with heading to a remote island. The only problem is that if they find you youre pretty much fucked since you cant secure a whole island. Provided they dont find you, youre set though.

[OneSickPsycho]

I think trip is on to the best plan so far with heading to a remote island. The only problem is that if they find you youre pretty much fucked since you cant secure a whole island. Provided they dont find you, youre set though.

What's to say zombies cannot swim?

[JoJoYZF]

What's to say zombies cannot swim?

Thats a long fuckin swim

[OneSickPsycho]

Thats a long fuckin swim

They're zombies though... they don't give a fuck. Plus, are you going to risk yourself by heading off at random hoping to find an island?

[JoJoYZF]

They're zombies though... they don't give a fuck. Plus, are you going to risk yourself by heading off at random hoping to find an island?

If the plans were what was come up with of hiding in wal mart or spending the last days on an island with a hot slut, Ill take my chances on a far away island.

[OneSickPsycho]

If the plans were what was come up with of hiding in wal mart or spending the last days on an island with a hot slut, Ill take my chances on a far away island.

If you even find the island... and if you do and it's inhabited by zombies, you're fucked...

[JoJoYZF]

If you even find the island... and if you do and it's inhabited by zombies, you're fucked...

Yeah pretty much. But its worth a shot to me. Id prefer not to be holdin up waiting for them to attack though. Because the chance of killing every last zombie and living worry free is almost non existant. If I made a run for the island, theres at least a small chance of not being found while theyre busying devouring those that stayed.

[Trip]

They're zombies though... they don't give a fuck. Plus, are you going to risk yourself by heading off at random hoping to find an island?

Considering I have a lot of hours flying and know my way around a gauge cluster and gps, I would most definitely find an island and land safely. I know a few small islands in the carribbean I would head for.

If zombies swim to my island, ah well. Those are some crazy ass zombies and they deserve to get me by tracking me out on a remote island.

[tallywacker]

If you really thought about it though, the military would have no issues dealing with zombies. I wonder how many defensless zombies an infantry company could kill.

[t-homo]

Anyone ever seen Shawn of the Dead?

[Mr Lefty]

Shawn of the Dead rules! :lol:


though NtS brings up a good point... depends on if they're true ZOMBIES or rage infected undead...

[Captain Morgan]

OSP, you live in Florida. Isn't that the land of the living dead already?? :lol:

[Mr Lefty]

that'd probably be the best place to go though... if you think about it... old people are so fragile... just run down some stairs and they'll fall and break a hip... and be basicly rendered useless... :lol:

[Captain Morgan]

that'd probably be the best place to go though... if you think about it... old people are so fragile... just run down some stairs and they'll fall and break a hip... and be basicly rendered useless... :lol:

Yep. You don't have to outrun the zombies. Just outrun the other people (or knock em down) and let the zombie's eat them. :lol: I'm going to hell for thinking about knocking down old people and leaving them to die by the hand of zombies, aren't I?

[Mr Lefty]

not if you kill enough geezers... you won't die... at least for a long time :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

They're zombies though... they don't give a fuck. Plus, are you going to risk yourself by heading off at random hoping to find an island?

yea but just by the laws of physics they'd eventually run out of fuel. they'd never make it to your island, and the ones that did would be so lethargic that they'd never have the energy to actually hurt you. Plus, they'd never be able to actually seek you out. they'd just have to randomly come upon your island while swimming in the ocean, and i dont see that happening.

Considering I have a lot of hours flying and know my way around a gauge cluster and gps, I would most definitely find an island and land safely. I know a few small islands in the carribbean I would head for.

If zombies swim to my island, ah well. Those are some crazy ass zombies and they deserve to get me by tracking me out on a remote island.

Island plan is a bit over-rated. Odds are you'd die on the island of something far worse than zombie infestation. Some sort of infection or virus would have its way with you, and would be a LOT worse than any zombie attack, considering you're all by your lonesome with some bimbo who has abandoned you at the first sign of you being sick.

[t-homo]

Why in the hell are you making zombie plans in the first place?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

because of the zombies.

[Mr Lefty]

Why in the hell are you making zombie plans in the first place?

because of the zombies.

:lol:


DUH!

[OneSickPsycho]

Yeah pretty much. But its worth a shot to me. Id prefer not to be holdin up waiting for them to attack though. Because the chance of killing every last zombie and living worry free is almost non existant. If I made a run for the island, theres at least a small chance of not being found while theyre busying devouring those that stayed.

I'd want to stick around and try to kill as many of them as possible... staying on shore keeps the hope alive of finding survivors... aka vagina.

Considering I have a lot of hours flying and know my way around a gauge cluster and gps, I would most definitely find an island and land safely. I know a few small islands in the carribbean I would head for.

If zombies swim to my island, ah well. Those are some crazy ass zombies and they deserve to get me by tracking me out on a remote island.

True... I'd still want to kill as many as possible... that means living amongst them...

If you really thought about it though, the military would have no issues dealing with zombies. I wonder how many defensless zombies an infantry company could kill.

Great... So the fucking Iraqi's would be zombie free...

Anyone ever seen Shawn of the Dead?

Only one of the best zombie movies EVER. Fantastic flick. Highly recommended.

Shawn of the Dead rules! :lol:


though NtS brings up a good point... depends on if they're true ZOMBIES or rage infected undead...

I'd say the 28 days/weeks later (which are fantastic BTW) scenario is the most plausible...

OSP, you live in Florida. Isn't that the land of the living dead already?? :lol:

True dat.

Yep. You don't have to outrun the zombies. Just outrun the other people (or knock em down) and let the zombie's eat them. :lol: I'm going to hell for thinking about knocking down old people and leaving them to die by the hand of zombies, aren't I?

That's all well and good for the initial outbreak... eventually, unless you subscribe to the island theory, you'd be cornered in one way shape or form...

yea but just by the laws of physics they'd eventually run out of fuel. they'd never make it to your island, and the ones that did would be so lethargic that they'd never have the energy to actually hurt you. Plus, they'd never be able to actually seek you out. they'd just have to randomly come upon your island while swimming in the ocean, and i dont see that happening.

That's true... but how fucking boring would that damn island be.

Island plan is a bit over-rated. Odds are you'd die on the island of something far worse than zombie infestation. Some sort of infection or virus would have its way with you, and would be a LOT worse than any zombie attack, considering you're all by your lonesome with some bimbo who has abandoned you at the first sign of you being sick.

Agreed. The hope of finding survivors would keep me wanting to stay inland anyway...

Why in the hell are you making zombie plans in the first place?

Cause when there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth...

[Mr Lefty]

see in 28 days and 28weeks later they seemed to change... in 28 weeks they seemed more... intelligent... where as in 28 days... they were just mindless rage... ya know? that was my biggest issue with 28weeks... the dad stalking them...

if it's that case... your gonna have issues... those fuckers were like inhumanly strong... so it's like someone hopped up on adrenaline all the time... so I imagine they'd be able to break hold you down long enough to bite through the leathers or find a spot where they can get at your skin...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

see in 28 days and 28weeks later they seemed to change... in 28 weeks they seemed more... intelligent... where as in 28 days... they were just mindless rage... ya know? that was my biggest issue with 28weeks... the dad stalking them...

if it's that case... your gonna have issues... those fuckers were like inhumanly strong... so it's like someone hopped up on adrenaline all the time... so I imagine they'd be able to break hold you down long enough to bite through the leathers or find a spot where they can get at your skin...

those types of zombies scare the fuck out of me.

Shawn of the dead zombies? well. lets just say i'd visit a hardware store and head for the chainsaw isle... being sure to stock up on protection against splattering blood. dont want the goo to get in me.

[OneSickPsycho]

see in 28 days and 28weeks later they seemed to change... in 28 weeks they seemed more... intelligent... where as in 28 days... they were just mindless rage... ya know? that was my biggest issue with 28weeks... the dad stalking them...

if it's that case... your gonna have issues... those fuckers were like inhumanly strong... so it's like someone hopped up on adrenaline all the time... so I imagine they'd be able to break hold you down long enough to bite through the leathers or find a spot where they can get at your skin...

I think those movies were a great twist on the zombie genre... I don't think they seemed more intelligent in 28 Weeks, I just think there was more character development...

I do believe they mentioned something about overactive adrenal glands as one of the side effects of the rage virus... I highly doubt they'd be able to penetrate the leather, though exposed skin around the neck may be a problem... Leather gaiter FTW?

those types of zombies scare the fuck out of me.

Shawn of the dead zombies? well. lets just say i'd visit a hardware store and head for the chainsaw isle... being sure to stock up on protection against splattering blood. dont want the goo to get in me.

Evil Dead style. I like it.

[Trip]

What scares the shit out of me is zombie dogs. Resident Evil style. Those fuckers were the worst group of zombies in the whole movie. Besides the gay ass super bosses.

The island solution would suck, but so would be being constantly hunted. Honestly I wouldn't want either.

those types of zombies scare the fuck out of me.

Shawn of the dead zombies? well. lets just say i'd visit a hardware store and head for the chainsaw isle... being sure to stock up on protection against splattering blood. dont want the goo to get in me.

Chainsaws would be useless after a few months, nothing to power them.

[Mr Lefty]

humm... I think we need to sit down had have a TWFix Zombie plan for Indy... cause fuck if I'm gonna be stuck in Indy with a billion fuck'n rage'n zombies with no fuck'n plan!

[Trip]

humm... I think we need to sit down had have a TWFix Zombie plan for Indy... cause fuck if I'm gonna be stuck in Indy with a billion fuck'n rage'n zombies with no fuck'n plan!

I dont know how well I would do with a big enough plane for all of us to go to an island and that kind of distance we would have to land and refuel. My plane might only be good for one landing. :lol:

[NONE_too_SOFT]

first off. i love this thread.


Second off.

The chainsaw would only be to amuse myself. pretty much just to obliterate a group lf zombies.

I think i'd be down for building a fortress, like in I am legend, the place they go to at the end. Out in the country, far away from fucking mass cities. there'd be enough room to grow crops, wells for water, pretty much everything you need. idealy it could be around an army base or somewhere easily fortified.

BTW those zombies in I am legend fucking ruined the movie. Way to unrealistic, they could have made the movie so much better w/o the CGI zomboid creatures.

And i agree w/ trip. In pretty much any game those fucking zombie dogs scare the shit outa you. Theyre so fast and have a low profile, once they get up on you its game over.


i think i'd wanna start a colony somewhere like martha's vineyard. Endless supply of food from the ocean and land, you could desalinate the sea water for drinking, and you're naturally fortified. if the zombies can swim, then you just fuckin shoot em in the water.

I doubt zombies can swim though. they'd thrash about to much and eventually drown, once their heads are below water its game over, they wouldnt have the sense to hold their breath.

[Trip]

As long as we are playing in the land of fantasy. I want a fucking lightsaber. Not for just zombie use, image the possibilities if you had a fucking lightsaber. I would probably just end up cutting one of my own body parts off though.

[OneSickPsycho]

first off. i love this thread.


Second off.

The chainsaw would only be to amuse myself. pretty much just to obliterate a group lf zombies.

I think i'd be down for building a fortress, like in I am legend, the place they go to at the end. Out in the country, far away from fucking mass cities. there'd be enough room to grow crops, wells for water, pretty much everything you need. idealy it could be around an army base or somewhere easily fortified.

BTW those zombies in I am legend fucking ruined the movie. Way to unrealistic, they could have made the movie so much better w/o the CGI zomboid creatures.

And i agree w/ trip. In pretty much any game those fucking zombie dogs scare the shit outa you. Theyre so fast and have a low profile, once they get up on you its game over.


i think i'd wanna start a colony somewhere like martha's vineyard. Endless supply of food from the ocean and land, you could desalinate the sea water for drinking, and you're naturally fortified. if the zombies can swim, then you just fuckin shoot em in the water.

I doubt zombies can swim though. they'd thrash about to much and eventually drown, once their heads are below water its game over, they wouldnt have the sense to hold their breath.

I concur on your first point NtS... This thread is money. Nothing excites me more than talk of a zombie apocalypse... seriously.

That being said... The zombies DID ruin I Am Legend... They should have contacted Greg Nicotero to do that shit... It would have been amazing.

Now... onto your other points...

Zombie dogs do not frighten me. Dogs are simple... zombie dogs are MORE simple. They bark, they bite... Just like regular dogs. Zombies naturally make noise, so I'd expect zombie dogs to do the same... And what virus do we know of that effects humans in the same way as animals anyway? Who knows how a zombie dog would act?

As far as zombies swimming... recognize that swimming is a natural thing for humans... the only reason people cannot swim is because of panic. Newborn babies can keep themselves afloat, I'm sure zombies with their natural instincts and (Romero like) ability to recollect previously held skills could manage to swim...

As long as we are playing in the land of fantasy. I want a fucking lightsaber. Not for just zombie use, image the possibilities if you had a fucking lightsaber. I would probably just end up cutting one of my own body parts off though.

Let's be serious and not retarded for a minute... Lightsabers are total BS... Being an engineer, I'd expect more of you.

Then again, what do I know... I'm shitfaced...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

I concur on your first point NtS... This thread is money. Nothing excites me more than talk of a zombie apocalypse... seriously.

That being said... The zombies DID ruin I Am Legend... They should have contacted Greg Nicotero to do that shit... It would have been amazing.

Now... onto your other points...

Zombie dogs do not frighten me. Dogs are simple... zombie dogs are MORE simple. They bark, they bite... Just like regular dogs. Zombies naturally make noise, so I'd expect zombie dogs to do the same... And what virus do we know of that effects humans in the same way as animals anyway? Who knows how a zombie dog would act?

As far as zombies swimming... recognize that swimming is a natural thing for humans... the only reason people cannot swim is because of panic. Newborn babies can keep themselves afloat, I'm sure zombies with their natural instincts and (Romero like) ability to recollect previously held skills could manage to swim...



Let's be serious and not retarded for a minute... Lightsabers are total BS... Being an engineer, I'd expect more of you.

Then again, what do I know... I'm shitfaced...

You make a valid point about the dogs. what scares me about them is pretty much anytime i've encountered a zombie dog in a video game they are way to fast to kill right away. in real life i concur to your point.

but on the other hand, how many diseases do you know of that reanimate dead flesh?

but swimming? come on, we have to be taught to swim, it is not natural. Its a logical process to learn to swim, but i cannot see a zombie utilizing the specific cognitive process to actually propel itself through water... all i see it doing is thrashing and drowning.

light sabers? pfft. lets get real.

[Mr Lefty]

even if swiming is a natural action... holding your breath is not. if you threw a new born into a tub of water... it'd take a gulp of water and drown...

Lightsabers would be fuck'n cool... but I think a disease that turns us into rage'n lunitics is more likely.

as for the dogs... fuck that... have you ever seen a cop dog take down a criminal? I've actually been in their training... as the perp in full body padding... FUCK even through 5" of padding they're bites fucking HURT! and they are fast as shit! I can't imagine if they got the same rage virus that would make us operate at adreniline levels all the time... fuck that... can you imagine if some how they busted into a zoo and a fuck'n Tiger got infected?! shit.. we'd be fucked

[tallywacker]

Since zombies aren't real I want my zombies to be big breasted nympho chicks.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Since zombies aren't real I want my zombies to be big breasted nympho chicks.

if zombies attacked, i think i'd just kill you regardless of whether you were infected.

[dReWpY]

rvb ftmfw i love that shit
my plan:
ammunition, and lots of it
really no where to go from oh or tn thats that seculeded so just shoot as many of those fuckers as i can and go out in a blaze of glory

[NONE_too_SOFT]

rvb ftmfw i love that shit
my plan:
ammunition, and lots of it
really no where to go from oh or tn thats that seculeded so just shoot as many of those fuckers as i can and go out in a blaze of glory

always be sure to save one bullet for yourself.

[OneSickPsycho]

but on the other hand, how many diseases do you know of that reanimate dead flesh?

but swimming? come on, we have to be taught to swim, it is not natural. Its a logical process to learn to swim, but i cannot see a zombie utilizing the specific cognitive process to actually propel itself through water... all i see it doing is thrashing and drowning.


even if swiming is a natural action... holding your breath is not. if you threw a new born into a tub of water... it'd take a gulp of water and drown...

Lightsabers would be fuck'n cool... but I think a disease that turns us into rage'n lunitics is more likely.



Rage type virus is the likely outcome... That means zombies will die within a couple weeks or so of infection from dehydration and starvation. That also means no need for headshots... zombie life may be prolonged by eating eachother, us, or animals. Instincts take over.

Speaking of instincts. Babies can instinctually swim and hold their breath underwater.

Are you guys saying these babies drowned?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73odxRRlEb4

Side note, I'd totally like to bone a couple of those MILF's...

[NONE_too_SOFT]

wow i stand corrected, fucking awesome. i still dont see too many zombies heading towards the shores in hopes of finding brains.

[OneSickPsycho]

wow i stand corrected, fucking awesome. i still dont see too many zombies heading towards the shores in hopes of finding brains.

Truth. Just don't get complacent on that island.

[Mr Lefty]

wow i stand corrected, fucking awesome. i still dont see too many zombies heading towards the shores in hopes of finding brains.

:withstupid:

[tallywacker]

if zombies attacked, i think i'd just kill you regardless of whether you were infected.

Awesome I needed someone to shoot to warmup :dthumb:

[psychochild28]

yummy

[OneSickPsycho]

That's freakin' awesome.

and so is this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cUDfLeQExo

Zombi (1979)... movie was terrible, but this scene is classic....

[upshift]

You can tell that that piece of wood is going into a mock up :lol:

[OneSickPsycho]

You can tell that that piece of wood is going into a mock up :lol:

Go figure... the movie's from 1979... Looks DAMN good for back then.

[upshift]

Go figure... the movie's from 1979... Looks DAMN good for back then.

tru dat. It still scared the panties off the girls.

[OneSickPsycho]

tru dat. It still scared the panties off the girls.

Not unlike a knife to the throat...

[Mr Lefty]

bump

[Dragonpaco]

i damn well know that a bunch of the refugees had Z-day plans... where are they?

[JARVIS518]

zombies cant swim so im going to live on a boat and only go on land when i need supplies

[Falcogirl]

I will actually just put on my Zombie Pub Crawl outfit and join em... they will never know! :D

[OneSickPsycho]

zombies cant swim so im going to live on a boat and only go on land when i need supplies

Who says zombies cannot swim? I'd imagine they can given the fact that the only reason humans cannot swim is because of fear and panic... Zombies have neither by definition.

[JARVIS518]

Who says zombies cannot swim? I'd imagine they can given the fact that the only reason humans cannot swim is because of fear and panic... Zombies have neither by definition.

well if we ever have a problem i'll make sure to get ur number and i will let you know

[OneSickPsycho]

well if we ever have a problem i'll make sure to get ur number and i will let you know

I would be a good person to call... although I don't have much in the way of weaponry, I do have quite a few escape routes and various contingency plans worked out...

[JARVIS518]

I would be a good person to call... although I don't have much in the way of weaponry, I do have quite a few escape routes and various contingency plans worked out...

i got some pretty good connections when it comes to weapons i think we'll b ok

[Mr Lefty]

air craft carrier FTMFW

[JARVIS518]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/Ozzy4you2/choppa.jpg

[OneSickPsycho]

air craft carrier FTMFW

Just need someone who knows how to drive it.

[Mr Lefty]

naw... just get on and tear down the loading ramp... but i'm sure it can't be THAT hard... :lol:

[JARVIS518]

i can fly i've played a lot of video games it should be a peice of cake

[Dave]

ima find me some hot female zombies and bury them in the back yard

[JARVIS518]

ima find me some hot female zombies and bury them in the back yard

what is that going todo?

[Dave]

thats an end state buddy, think before that part

[Mr Lefty]

thats an end state buddy, think before that part

he doesn't know OSP's dating ritual. :lol:


OSP better have a zombie plan... as soon as the revolution kicks off he's gonna have his house surrounded! :lol:

[JARVIS518]

ya u lost me there

[Mr Lefty]

ya u lost me there

OSP likes to date, capture, kidnap hookers, whores, women... then kills them and burry's them in his yard... the quality of shovel and the distance from the house signify their hotness. gold and front = teh hotness

[JARVIS518]

ok so maybe i wont be giving im a call for help if zombies take over

[Mr Lefty]

Call him? hell yes... man's probably one of the formost authorities...

visit his house? NEGATORY!

[Amorok]

Folks, zombies don't have to swim. They're dead. They don't need to breat really and they don't think. Zombies batter themselves apart trying to get through doors, so they'll just walk into the water, under the water until they get out of the water. Read the Zombie Survival Guide people, it's all in there.

I'm in the military, so they'd probably try to bring me on base. I'd have to go AWOL because I'm not bringing my wife and kid into a group that large. I'd probably get a U-haul or other large truck, fill a couple of drums of gasoline up and head to Tennessee. Nothing bad happens there, no hurricanes or floods, so I feel pretty safe. After that I'd wait for the winter and go out chopping up frozen zombies. Once the area around my hideaway was clear I'd start growing potatoes, raising pigs and growing herbs. Like Tyhme or oregano. I'd have my wife with me, so the booty problem would be solved, and me and my son could hang out too. Zombie apocalypse? Try Zombie Paradise.

[LeeNetworX]

Who says zombies cannot swim? I'd imagine they can given the fact that the only reason humans cannot swim is because of fear and panic... Zombies have neither by definition.

They'll swim along the surface just fine; their decomposing bodies will float with no effort.

[Mr Lefty]

I'm wondering... would they drown? I mean are they true, rise from the grave undead? or like the rage virus infected in 28 Days/Weeks?

if they're the rage infected... i'd think they would be able to swim... I mean... they're able to climb fences... target doors, windows, ect.

:idk:

[fnfalman]

I have a stash of guns & ammo plus emergency ration and a big ass UNIMOG to help me get way the hell out in the middle of nowhere so that I can set up my redoubt. All I need is to scoop up a couple of hot damsels in distress and a bunch of Viagra and I'm good to go.

[LeeNetworX]

I'm wondering... would they drown? I mean are they true, rise from the grave undead? or like the rage virus infected in 28 Days/Weeks?

if they're the rage infected... i'd think they would be able to swim... I mean... they're able to climb fences... target doors, windows, ect.

:idk:

See, this makes me think of the biggest hole with the undead zombie idea. Unless it's absolute spiritual/divine/mystical/occult control that is moving them, the freshly dead ones wouldn't move around for too long. If their heart is not beating and their lungs are not breathing air, no blood will circulate through their bodies and thier muscles would cease to function very long. Plus, lividity. Just doesn't make much sense to me.

[Mr Lefty]

See, this makes me think of the biggest hole with the undead zombie idea. Unless it's absolute spiritual/divine/mystical/occult control that is moving them, the freshly dead ones wouldn't move around for too long. If their heart is not beating and their lungs are not breathing air, no blood will circulate through their bodies and thier muscles would cease to function very long. Plus, lividity. Just doesn't make much sense to me.

that's why I lean more twords an experiment that went wrong... and they end up rage infected beings like 28days/weeks later. they're not ZOMBIES per se... but still scary mother fuckers.

[OneSickPsycho]

I'm wondering... would they drown? I mean are they true, rise from the grave undead? or like the rage virus infected in 28 Days/Weeks?

if they're the rage infected... i'd think they would be able to swim... I mean... they're able to climb fences... target doors, windows, ect.

:idk:

See, this makes me think of the biggest hole with the undead zombie idea. Unless it's absolute spiritual/divine/mystical/occult control that is moving them, the freshly dead ones wouldn't move around for too long. If their heart is not beating and their lungs are not breathing air, no blood will circulate through their bodies and thier muscles would cease to function very long. Plus, lividity. Just doesn't make much sense to me.

that's why I lean more twords an experiment that went wrong... and they end up rage infected beings like 28days/weeks later. they're not ZOMBIES per se... but still scary mother fuckers.

I guess it all depends on if you believe in a god based apocalypse or a people sourced armageddon....

[Mr Lefty]

People Sourced... don't believe in God...

[OneSickPsycho]

People Sourced... don't believe in God...

That's my thought as well, but there might be something else out there with the power to animate the dead...

[Mr Lefty]

very true... Vida's ass
http://www.vidapictures.com/images/vida-guerra-famous.jpg

[OneSickPsycho]

very true... Vida's ass
http://www.vidapictures.com/images/vida-guerra-famous.jpg

Damnit... I just want to rub stuff between it... like my face... my cock... and my shovel...

Maybe there is a god?

[Mr Lefty]

you bring up a very good point

[MikeSP1]

As I have no guns or even a bow, my zombie plan revolves around a big wooden hammer. The middle of nowhere? Get real, this is Japan, walk for a few miles and you'll run into something. I'd be pretty much f'd in the a right now. My only offensive tactic would be to blugeon everything to nothingness with one hit from my massive hammer cause one hit is about all that I would be able to get. Maybe I could find a sword somewhere? Or at least a good piece of spring steel the I could make something out of. But seriously, firearms are really out of the question due to non-availability. Wish me luck, 'cause I'm gonna need it.

[Mr Lefty]

yeah I'm in your boat... I'm relying on the zombie armageddon to be delayed long enough for me to get to Mississippi.

though Alaska wouldn't be a bad idea... head far enough north and live for a couple months... maybe a year... then move back south slowly... as no one even the undead could withstand being out in the artic with out bundling up... they'd freeze solid.

[Mr Lefty]

course that would bring zombie polar bears...

nm... moving north bad idea... polar bears are vicious enough :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

I live just outside Toronto, aka "Racoon City." I'm fucked.

[LeeNetworX]

I guess it all depends on if you believe in a god based apocalypse or a people sourced armageddon....

If anything, the zombie apocalypse will be outsourced to Inidia. While many of them are gangly and malnourished, there's over a billion of those mother fuckers.


I'm lucky enough to live in a relatively rural area, with lots of empty land behind my house. I might have some zombie horses to contend with, but other than that, just a few undead peeps here and there. Nothing I can't see coming and eliminate if I perch myself up on my roof with an AR-15.

[xx CURVE xx]

;)

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/zombie-kit.jpg

[LeeNetworX]

;)

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/xxCURVExx/zombie-kit.jpg

Good start, but will still need a rifle for picking off the ones you can see coming in the distance.

[Amorok]

Here's a thought, if there is a zombie apocalypse, and all undead tissue reanimates to include animals, then how am I going to eat steak? You can't eat zombie cows, and wouldn't all my steak start wiggling around? That would suck. I mean, if there's zombie fish and all, what the fuck am I going to eat? And don't say tofu, that shit's already undead.

[xx CURVE xx]

Good start, but will still need a rifle for picking off the ones you can see coming in the distance.

My neighbor is a retired military sniper with LOTS of toys... He's got that covered ;)

[Papa_Complex]

My neighbor is a retired military sniper with LOTS of toys... He's got that covered ;)

You better make sure of that. I thought that I was covered for zombies so I got the bow and cedars for vampires, and the cap & ball revolver and some silver ingots for the werewolves, only to find out no one had my back with the fucking zombies.

[Amorok]

I've got your back PC. I've got a shotgun.

Now that I think about it, I might just head out to one of the oil rigs. That's pretty isolated, and I'll be able to fish out there.

[xx CURVE xx]

I've got your back PC. I've got a shotgun.

Now that I think about it, I might just head out to one of the oil rigs. That's pretty isolated, and I'll be able to fish out there.

Zombie fish don't make good eat'n :p

[Papa_Complex]

I've got your back PC. I've got a shotgun.

Now that I think about it, I might just head out to one of the oil rigs. That's pretty isolated, and I'll be able to fish out there.

Thanks. hope that you've got slugs. Now we just need a sniper.

[MikeSP1]

Thanks. hope that you've got slugs. Now we just need a sniper.

Are zombies solid enough for a high powered sniper round to effectively damage (i.e. rage type zombies), or would the round simply pass through decomposing flesh with little effect?

I do like the idea of hacking them to bits, there's no way for it chase me with no arms or legs. Maybe a flamethrower would be a nice touch.

[Papa_Complex]

Are zombies solid enough for a high powered sniper round to effectively damage (i.e. rage type zombies), or would the round simply pass through decomposing flesh with little effect?

I do like the idea of hacking them to bits, there's no way for it chase me with no arms or legs. Maybe a flamethrower would be a nice touch.

PSP to the head FTW.

[MikeSP1]

PSP to the head FTW.

As in PlayStation Portable? or do you have another definition?

[Papa_Complex]

As in PlayStation Portable? or do you have another definition?

Plated soft point ;)

[xx CURVE xx]

PSP to the head FTW.

Play Station Portable? :idk:

[MikeSP1]

Plated soft point ;)

Ahhhh, long range shots do sound challenging and rewarding at the same time. But what happens when you need a work out? You can't very well take a sniper rifle with you.

[Flexin]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkaxjymbfS0


I actually do have a zombie plan...

First and foremost, a home base. It's gotta be somewhere that offers supplies, but is semi remotely located... like a WalMart outside of town. WalMart is perfect cause it has everything... Ammo, food... all the essentials for surviving the zombie apocalypse.

I have not created an actual plan yet since I moved to FL, but when I was in OH the first stop was Iron Pony... Gotta get leathers... Full leathers can protect you in the event of being overwhelmed by zombies... they won't be able to bite you through the leather... Obviously some areas will be open, but it's better than nothing... I gotta get two sets... one for now, one for later cause inevitably I will lose a bunch of weight from lack of nutrition and constantly fighting off hoards of the undead.

The next stage was to steal a large truck and hold up in the WalMart just outside of town to let everything even out... The people who are going to survive will rise to the top within the first couple days, from there things should be fairly predictable and missions to venture out and explore can be planned with relative accuracy...

From there it's sorta like I Am Legend in that I'll be moving about to search for survivors for the first few weeks. After that, the likelihood that I find anyone living will be slim to none. At the one month mark I make my move to a more remote location that's still within a reasonable distance from supply sources for ammo and some food (hunting will become the main source)...

A few things to ponder that must be taken into consideration... First off, long distance travel must be done fairly early on. Gasoline goes bad after 3-5 months, so beyond that you're not going anywhere. Subsequently, supply lines must be kept within a reasonable distance as runs will be made on foot. Stockpiles are an absolute must to minimize the need for risky supply runs. Defense, aka ammo, is the number one thing you must have at all times... not only does it save your ass from flesh eating corpses, but it also provides a source of food through hunting. Also, all electronic devices will be rendered useless within the same time period that all the petrol goes bad... Communication must be done early and often to find other survivors within that time period. And play the shit out of that PS3 during that time cause you'll never be able to again...

If your plan works I would rather the zombie's eat me. Who the fuck wants to live in a world where the only thing left is Zombie's and Walmart shoppers. :panic:

James

[MILK]

Anyone ever seen Shawn of the Dead?


Zombaid! :lmao:

[Papa_Complex]

Ahhhh, long range shots do sound challenging and rewarding at the same time. But what happens when you need a work out? You can't very well take a sniper rifle with you.

Russian SVD @ around 10 pounds. Besides, I said that I was looking for a sniper to fill out the ranks. Who says that *I* would be carrying it? ;)

[MikeSP1]

Russian SVD @ around 10 pounds. Besides, I said that I was looking for a sniper to fill out the ranks. Who says that *I* would be carrying it? ;)

Good point again. I guess I'm somewhat jealous because firearms simply aren't even considerable. Everything is gonna be obscenely close range until I can figure out how to get back to the states. And BTW, has anyone seen an anime zombie? I think that I'm kinda screwed, those fuckers are scary.

[Papa_Complex]

Good point again. I guess I'm somewhat jealous because firearms simply aren't even considerable. Everything is gonna be obscenely close range until I can figure out how to get back to the states. And BTW, has anyone seen an anime zombie? I think that I'm kinda screwed, those fuckers are scary.

It isn't the zombies that you need to worry about, it's the katana and naginata wielding demons.

[MikeSP1]

It isn't the zombies that you need to worry about, it's the katana and naginata wielding demons.

Katana, I've got that covered, all I gotta do is snag a naginata.

Naginata, I've got that covered, all I gotta do is snag a katana.

So far I'm good to go, which ever comes first. Now as for the really big problem, how to deal with the fact that they're demons?

[xx CURVE xx]

"there's a girl in the garden" :lol:

[Papa_Complex]

Katana, I've got that covered, all I gotta do is snag a naginata.

Naginata, I've got that covered, all I gotta do is snag a katana.

So far I'm good to go, which ever comes first. Now as for the really big problem, how to deal with the fact that they're demons?

Keep a few virgins on hand to throw to them. Even better if said virgins have impossibly long legs.

[MikeSP1]

Keep a few virgins on hand to throw to them. Even better if said virgins have impossibly long legs.

Maybe I'm still not up ot speed, what's impossibly long legs gonna do for my virgins?

[LeeNetworX]

Keep a few virgins on hand to throw to them. Even better if said virgins have impossibly long legs.

Good luck finding any virgins when the apocalypse comes....any living virgins won't be virgins for long....lol

[MikeSP1]

Good luck finding any virgins when the apocalypse comes....any living virgins won't be virgins for long....lol

truth be told

[Papa_Complex]

Maybe I'm still not up ot speed, what's impossibly long legs gonna do for my virgins?

Judging by my study material (Demon City Shinjuku, Witchblade Takeru) they seem to be most placated by the long-legged ones.

[MikeSP1]

Judging by my study material (Demon City Shinjuku, Witchblade Takeru) they seem to be most placated by the long-legged ones.

Ninja scroll. Either way, I'm eventually gonna run out of virgins. Be it by throwing them to the demons or ... And then it'll eventually be a fight, how does one defeat a demon?

[Papa_Complex]

Ninja scroll. Either way, I'm eventually gonna run out of virgins. Be it by throwing them to the demons or ... And then it'll eventually be a fight, how does one defeat a demon?

Usually by being some reborn saint or member of an ancient line of demon slayers, without knowing it. Don't suppose that there are any ancient relics that have been handed down from father to son for the past 10,000 years, are there? A family sword over the mantelpiece? An old blessed scroll hung above your house's door?

If not, then I guess that you're fucked.

*EDIT* then again if you start collecting virgins now, one of THEM might turn out to be.....

[Amorok]

PC, I am hell on wheels with a rifle. And I'll probably have to head north, frozen zombies are easier to deal with. You can meet me in Tennessee!

As for demons, you don't have to be a saint or anything. Just a burnout with expensive shirts who smoke rare Chinese cigarettes and hangs out with drunken preists, underage cab drivers, and Djimon Hansou.

[MILK]

I love zombie movies. :) I think it's b/c the planet is mostly empty. That's the part I really like!

[xx CURVE xx]

I love zombie movies. :) I think it's b/c the planet is mostly empty. That's the part I really like!

BS...you like all the free Zombie pussy :lol:

[MILK]

BS...you like all the free Zombie pussy :lol:

You mean in case I get sick of my own, right? :whistle: :lmao:

[OneSickPsycho]

I love zombie movies. :) I think it's b/c the planet is mostly empty. That's the part I really like!

My favorite part too.

[Carolina]

I was looking for a zombie pic and found this WTF

http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo22/MindFuck-Mind-Fuck-Shit-Bricks/hooter-girls-zombies-cheerleader.jpg

[OneSickPsycho]

I was looking for a zombie pic and found this WTF

http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo22/MindFuck-Mind-Fuck-Shit-Bricks/hooter-girls-zombies-cheerleader.jpg

I like a chick that stinks a little bit.

[JARVIS518]

ya thats gunna b a problem

[Carolina]

you stupidddd dude :lol::lol:i'm out on that one gotta get up early fuk work

[cuttle]

I'm skeered - they are just too many of them :panic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxIzUsLYAHQ

[OneSickPsycho]

Anyone else wish one of those old fuckers would lose control and crash into the pond?

[Antwanny]

i think i would fare quite well if i was not initially infected. IF i were to be infected your all fucked
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[OneSickPsycho]

i think i would fare quite well if i was not initially infected. IF i were to be infected your all fucked

Not without a proper plan motherfucker.

[JARVIS518]

Not without a proper plan motherfucker.

we should round up a bunch of old folks and put this plan through a practice run

[Dragonpaco]

i'm down, rubber bullets or incendiary tracer rounds?