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Trip
10-10-2009, 08:10 AM
I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.

We need something that can be uniquely twfix. Something like ADVRider's FYYFF.
Phenix_Rider
10-10-2009, 09:06 AM
I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.

We need something that can be uniquely twfix. Something like ADVRider's FYYFF.

What's their version FYYFF?

"I rode my bike to the trailer show" :lol:
Amber Lamps
10-10-2009, 09:40 AM
"Bikes? You Can Talk About Bikes ANYWHERE!!! TXFix" :lol:
neebelung
10-10-2009, 09:55 AM
I need help coming up with a funny saying for a shirt or a funny design for a shirt.

The shirt I had planned on putting up that would of said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride could do" is taken and only one place I know sells this shirt and I am friends with the guy. I don't want to rip off his design.

A & M motorcycle safety has that on their shirts as well.
Trip
10-10-2009, 10:07 AM
A & M motorcycle safety has that on their shirts as well.

google searching only shows him and all forum searches point back to him, I am willing to bet his shirt was first. Since he is a good friend, I am not taking it for my own.
neebelung
10-10-2009, 10:34 AM
A & m's been using it for a few years, but I don't think they have them online. Anyway, I wasn't suggesting you use something your friend has, just saying it's out there (and it's a great slogan). :dthumb:
Trip
10-10-2009, 10:36 AM
A & m's been using it for a few years, but I don't think they have them online. Anyway, I wasn't suggesting you use something your friend has, just saying it's out there (and it's a great slogan). :dthumb:

yeah I really wanted to do it, but with it being the only one I have seen online for sale, I don't really want to stamp on his toes. I think it's hilarious and want one. I may ask him if he cares if I use that saying for a shirt as well.

Looks like he made it while he was a MSF ridercoach

http://www.pjsparts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=485
neebelung
10-10-2009, 10:38 AM
They WILL sell; we get remarks on them wherever we've worn them, esp at bike week.
Trip
10-10-2009, 10:40 AM
They WILL sell; we get remarks on them wherever we've worn them, esp at bike week.

see link I posted, I doubt he will give me use of the phrase.
Gas Man
10-10-2009, 11:05 AM
What about a altered version of my "Cool ain't cheap" (front) add in like "Skin graphs are costly" (back) maybe add in smaller font "and painfull."

All I have on a early sat...
neebelung
10-10-2009, 11:11 AM
see link I posted, I doubt he will give me use of the phrase.

Huh...
Trip
10-10-2009, 11:28 AM
http://www.pjsparts.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=485
Sixxxxer
10-10-2009, 11:39 AM
We may not go down in history, but we'll definitely go down on your sister
Amber Lamps
10-10-2009, 11:43 AM
"TWFix... Characters Welcome..."


Front, "TWFix- You Don't HAVE To Be Crazy..."

Back, "BUT It Sure Doesn't Hurt!!!"


"TWFix, A Small Oasis in the VS Desert!"


"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
Trip
10-10-2009, 11:44 AM
"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."

That one is kinda funny.
Sixxxxer
10-10-2009, 11:48 AM
Just get the TNT logo with TWFix in the middle

TWFix "we Know Drama"
lauralynne
10-10-2009, 12:02 PM
"I'm faster on the internet"

sorry - I'm lame.
Amber Lamps
10-10-2009, 12:39 PM
"When You're Done Learning To Wheelie, How About You Learn How To Ride?"


"GSXRs Proving Darwin's Theory Since 1986":lol:
OneSickPsycho
10-10-2009, 03:12 PM
I've always wanted a shirt that says, "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing down at my dork. Maybe that's not what you're looking for...

I liked the 'I rode my bike to the trailer show'...

"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

"Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it."
derf
10-10-2009, 03:15 PM
"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."

Got my vote for that
OneSickPsycho
10-10-2009, 03:28 PM
"TWFix... the sand in your bike-gina."
Gas Man
10-10-2009, 03:29 PM
You guys are funny! Good shit!
Trip
10-10-2009, 03:30 PM
"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

Best one yet, :lol:
OneSickPsycho
10-10-2009, 03:36 PM
"TWFix: Like the bike night parking lot, only with people who actually ride bikes"
Amber Lamps
10-10-2009, 03:58 PM
"TWFix.com Because Everyone Else Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls!!!"


"TWFix The Wind Beneath Your Wings"


"TWFix: The Biggest E-Penises On The Net"


"TWFix: Taking PostWhoredom To A Whole New Level"


"Fuck More, Bitch Less"


"TWFix: Postwhores Welcome"


"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."


"TWFix: (post)Whores Wanted"


"TWFix: Fourth Best Postwhore In Whole Country Of Kazakhstan"


"TWFix: It's The Right Thing To Do"


"TWFix: We INVENTED Steak And Blowjob Day"


"TWFix: 99.9% Heterosexual"


"TWFix" Ribbed For Her Pleasure"


"TWFix: The Anti-Drug"
Amber Lamps
10-10-2009, 04:02 PM
"TWFix: Ultra, New And Improved"


"TWFix: This Ain't Your Father's Motorcycle Forum"
Trip
10-10-2009, 04:05 PM
"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."

I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

http://www.xtrememx.com/images/TShirt/TShirt1_1.jpg
Mrs. Colleen
10-10-2009, 04:08 PM
I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

http://www.xtrememx.com/images/TShirt/TShirt1_1.jpg

I like that one...but with a sportbike. :)

I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean. :lol:
Trip
10-10-2009, 04:11 PM
I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean. :lol:

There are women's specific shirts that I can make. So that's not an issue.
OneSickPsycho
10-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls."

How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."?

"Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't."

"Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day."

"Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather."

Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt...
Mrs. Colleen
10-10-2009, 04:19 PM
There are women's specific shirts that I can make. So that's not an issue.

Real women's sizes or tiny little Asian women shirts? That was the problem with the "large" TWFix shirt I have.
Trip
10-10-2009, 04:22 PM
Real women's sizes or tiny little Asian women shirts? That was the problem with the "large" TWFix shirt I have.

I'm pretty sure it's American women sizes, it's not from Korea this time.
Mrs. Colleen
10-10-2009, 04:36 PM
Sweet.
the chi
10-10-2009, 04:51 PM
Real women's sizes or tiny little Asian women shirts? That was the problem with the "large" TWFix shirt I have.

snort

tell me about it! I couldnt even fit my shoulders in mine. I cut the sleeves off, slit the front and where it for a bathing suit cover. I need to cut the bottom off too since its about 3 inches short on my torsoless frame...:lol:

I like the one you posted Trip, looks pretty cool, even better if we could tie TWFix in really good.
Mr Lefty
10-10-2009, 06:35 PM
"Twowheelfix? Fuck you that's why!"


"TWFix.com... or Tater's whore of an ex... make the safe choice"

"Join TWFix.com before the Scientologists get you!"

"TWFix.com... Scientology free since 2008"
dReWpY
10-10-2009, 07:28 PM
"lean first, ask questions later"
Tmall
10-11-2009, 03:02 PM
TwFix, "No really! I lol!"

"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."
"There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!"
"Chicken strips, schmicken strips!"
"Yo chicken strips is gahbage!"
"Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent?
Switch
10-11-2009, 03:53 PM
I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

http://www.xtrememx.com/images/TShirt/TShirt1_1.jpg

Totally played out and unoriginal.
azoomm
10-11-2009, 04:16 PM
"Stupid might hurt, but it sure kills time online... TWFix"
dReWpY
10-11-2009, 04:17 PM
i still gots the etr one like that, i liked that shirt, and the play off of it, i would buy one

"Elitest assholes since 2008"
Phenix_Rider
10-11-2009, 07:21 PM
"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."

Taken- by ST.N

"There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!"
I like this! -or some variation- I told this to a chick I dated for a short time and it didn't go over very well. :lol: Religious :rolleyes:

"Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent?
:td:HELL NOO!!!
Yamerhaw
10-25-2009, 08:39 AM
dont remember where i saw this on a shirt or just read it somewhere, but thought it was funny

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....I outran a Cop!"
Rider
10-26-2009, 09:30 AM
I always like this saying.

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1209526395593.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g
Mr Lefty
10-26-2009, 10:27 AM
The best views are over the handlebars

sometimes ya gotta get lost... to find yourself.

Twfix.com... not opinions... FACTS (with no supporing evidence)
HurricaneHeather
10-26-2009, 12:10 PM
There are some really funny ones in here. I can't remember which ones were funny....but they were in this thread somewhere.
Trip
10-26-2009, 12:19 PM
Yeah, I like the chrome one. I still really want to do the one on PJ's shirts. I should of asked him about it this past weekend, but got caught up fucking around with the 50.
HurricaneHeather
10-26-2009, 12:24 PM
"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."

I like these two.


"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

"Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it."

I like these.
HurricaneHeather
10-26-2009, 12:26 PM
"Stupid might hurt, but it sure kills time online... TWFix"

And this one.


Twfix.com... not opinions... FACTS (with no supporing evidence)

Yeah and this one :lol:
dReWpY
10-26-2009, 01:44 PM
"faster. faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death"
wildchild
12-15-2009, 09:32 AM
ride it like you hear the banjos and they're getting louder.