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pauldun170
10-13-2009, 04:27 PM
this one has Whale Penis Leather

http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather
z06boy
10-13-2009, 04:45 PM
So I guess instead of airbags you just rub on it a little and it swells with protection ? :whatwhat: :loser:
BobTheBiker
10-13-2009, 05:11 PM
wow. just. WOW.
shmike
10-13-2009, 05:14 PM
Coming soon to a hip-hop video near you...
RACER X
10-15-2009, 02:43 PM
So you might ask yourself, just how big is a whale's member that you would even think of harvesting it for leather?
For all you goober gazers here's a pic of a Killer whale in full glory (http://jwz.livejournal.com/594827.html) and some Gray whales (http://www.oceanlight.com/spotlight.php?img=06431).

Couldn't find any pics but reportedly the Rorqual whale's junk can be 10 ft. long with a diameter of up to 1 ft.
Kerry_129
10-15-2009, 07:11 PM
Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"

A. "Send down four skin-divers"


:lol:
Riceaholic
10-16-2009, 04:26 AM
Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"

A. "Send down four skin-divers"


:lol:

The comments were killin' me...:lol:
Antwanny
10-16-2009, 08:54 PM
Ill only buy it if it features some kind of whale penis
CasterTroy
10-17-2009, 08:01 AM
Ill only buy it if it features some kind of whale penis



Thats signature worthy :lol