Signs of the Apocalypse

[Trip]

Since the zombie thread was so much fun, I decided to start another thread totally devoted to types of apocalypses and their strategies to surviving them.

How do you think the world will end?

Jesus come takes the christians to heaven and then the Devil fucks shit up?

OSP's zombies?

Alien attack?

Personally I think we are going to get fucked up by a comet or asteroid and we all die out that way.

[Mrs. Colleen]

When the sun burns out. :dthumb:

[OneSickPsycho]

Since the zombie thread was so much fun, I decided to start another thread totally devoted to types of apocalypses and their strategies to surviving them.

How do you think the world will end?

Jesus come takes the christians to heaven and then the Devil fucks shit up?

OSP's zombies?

Alien attack?

Personally I think we are going to get fucked up by a comet or asteroid and we all die out that way.

I think the comet theory is probably the most realistic... Here's an interesting theory: http://www.survive2012.com/geryl1.php

Maybe I'll ask my mom tonight... She's a Christian and has mentioned to me before some of the signs are already here... She'll enjoy telling me about it either way...

I fantasize about zombies though... not in a sexual way... Yeah, it's still sick and fucked up, but that's how I want it to go down... Cause with zombies at least if I get killed, I'll be able to come back and kill a bunch of other motherfuckers too...

When the sun burns out. :dthumb:

That'll only be in about 5 billion years...

[the chi]

Since the zombie thread was so much fun, I decided to start another thread totally devoted to types of apocalypses and their strategies to surviving them.

How do you think the world will end?

Jesus come takes the christians to heaven and then the Devil fucks shit up?

OSP's zombies?

Alien attack?

Personally I think we are going to get fucked up by a comet or asteroid and we all die out that way.

Leave it to an engineer!!

I dunno, i know the Christians are sure its already starting...but I just have no idea...if we are all going to hell, I want adjoining rooms with Mari and I'll share my handbasket tho!!!

[OneSickPsycho]

Leave it to an engineer!!

I dunno, i know the Christians are sure its already starting...but I just have no idea...if we are all going to hell, I want adjoining rooms with Mari and I'll share my handbasket tho!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMMMAQVHYUw

[Trip]

What's interesting is Catholics don't believe in the same type of rapture like the Evangelicals do. Christians aren't just going to disappear one day. That theory is not even 200 years old. So I don't think it will happen that way at all.

[fpzx10]

I vote either a comet or nuclear war.

[OneSickPsycho]

What's interesting is Catholics don't believe in the same type of rapture like the Evangelicals do. Christians aren't just going to disappear one day. That theory is not even 200 years old. So I don't think it will happen that way at all.

I just hope and pray for zombies.

[Rider]

We(Americans) will kill each other when our economy breaks down and anarchy will ensue. We will become just like the movie road warrior where gasoline is the most precious commodity. We are slowly becoming a 3rd world country and that will be our demise. We are a country of excess AND we are greedy son of a bitches.

We farm out jobs out to foreign countries and purchase foreign made products all for the mighty dollar. You want to help this country out, buy American made products. If you cant afford American made products, you need to think real hard why that is. Bottom line, Americans are greedy. Yes I own a foreign made bike but I didn't buy it because of price, I bought it because there isn't an American made sport bike worth a damn.

Henry Ford said that he priced his cars so that his factory workers could afford them....I think all businesses in the US should have used this business model. Unfortunately they don't, and we are in deep shit for it......
[/rant]

[Trip]

I vote either a comet or nuclear war.

This is very possible, but I don't see a major player starting it or even North Korea. Someone like pakistan or india.

[the chi]

thats it, thats my thought...we are all going to blow each other up with nuclear warfare and destroy the planet...end of story...

but a few brave souls may make it off planet in some space travel device and eventually colonize another planet in a galaxy far far away...

[fpzx10]

This is very possible, but I don't see a major player starting it or even North Korea. Someone like pakistan or india.

Yep, I was even thinking dirty bomb, retaliation, etc etc

[papapoi]

I got to remember to reserve My room With a View of the Lake of fire.:whistle:

[PiZdETS]

With the middle east conflict complicating, especially Iran, which is being somewhat backed up by Russia which is already run by a tyrant who wishes for a socialist-lite society, China getting big and pumping up it's military and India also getting big, I see new superpowers emerging on the scene which always bring about conflict.
World War 3 in my lifetime seems entirely possible which would undoubtedly involve nuclear bombs. We start hitting each others major cities with nukes and you can decrease the worlds population by half in a matter of weeks.
I would not want anything of the sort to happen. This generation seems jaded to the concept of a big, nasty wars like ww2 or ww1 where whole swaths of the population are wiped out but history has taught us that peace is almost always preceded by large scale conflict.

If we do get killed off all at once it will be the flying spaghetti monster's doing.
http://onwhoseauthority.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg

[fpzx10]

FSM FTW!!!!!
RAmen

[t-homo]

"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

I definitely see WW3 happening in my lifetime. I pray it wont, but it probably will. My guess is that mankind will be 90% wiped out, and the fuckers who are still alive are going to have it really bad.

[dReWpY]

fire breathing dragons will take over the world, one road at a time

[Trip]

I think an alien attack would be crazy wicked, where they have guns that vaporize us. More like war of the worlds and less like Alien or predator though.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

how about when they turn on this new supercolider in may? it may end up ending existance as we know it.


no matter what in most appocolyptic scenarios there will be some survivors. pretty much the only end all type of situation would be massive meteor that creates another ice age, possibly even a super volcano eruption.

[Trip]

how about when they turn on this new supercolider in may? it may end up ending existance as we know it.


no matter what in most appocolyptic scenarios there will be some survivors. pretty much the only end all type of situation would be massive meteor that creates another ice age, possibly even a super volcano eruption.

Apophis is an ELE.

1 in 45000 chance we might all die in April 2036

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis

[No Worries]

When the sun burns out. :dthumb:

...That'll only be in about 5 billion years...

Thank God. I thought you wrote 5 million years.


Anyway, I like the meteorite/asteroid theory. What's good enough for dinosaurs is fine for me. But it will probably be a lowly virus or bacteria that kills us all off.

[fpzx10]

how about when they turn on this new supercolider in may? it may end up ending existance as we know it.


no matter what in most appocolyptic scenarios there will be some survivors. pretty much the only end all type of situation would be massive meteor that creates another ice age, possibly even a super volcano eruption.

I forgot about the Hadron Collider. You have a point, sir.

[t-homo]

Look up "revelation signs of the end" on google and read some. Its crazy how much of the stuff has already happened.

[ceo012384]

If anything's going to really fuck up the planet, it's most likely going to be ourselves.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

MOST likely, it'll be you.

[OneSickPsycho]

With the middle east conflict complicating, especially Iran, which is being somewhat backed up by Russia which is already run by a tyrant who wishes for a socialist-lite society, China getting big and pumping up it's military and India also getting big, I see new superpowers emerging on the scene which always bring about conflict.
World War 3 in my lifetime seems entirely possible which would undoubtedly involve nuclear bombs. We start hitting each others major cities with nukes and you can decrease the worlds population by half in a matter of weeks.
I would not want anything of the sort to happen. This generation seems jaded to the concept of a big, nasty wars like ww2 or ww1 where whole swaths of the population are wiped out but history has taught us that peace is almost always preceded by large scale conflict.

If we do get killed off all at once it will be the flying spaghetti monster's doing.
http://onwhoseauthority.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/flying-spaghetti-monster.jpg

It's not like the mid-East is any more fucked up than it's been for 2k years... they just have better weapons.

Apophis is an ELE.

1 in 45000 chance we might all die in April 2036

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis

That's pretty sweet.... I'm looking forward to it.

MOST likely, it'll be you.

Cause of that wicked tattoo.

[comonboys]

We(Americans) will kill each other when our economy breaks down and anarchy will ensue. We will become just like the movie road warrior where gasoline is the most precious commodity. We are slowly becoming a 3rd world country and that will be our demise. We are a country of excess AND we are greedy son of a bitches.

We farm out jobs out to foreign countries and purchase foreign made products all for the mighty dollar. You want to help this country out, buy American made products. If you cant afford American made products, you need to think real hard why that is. Bottom line, Americans are greedy. Yes I own a foreign made bike but I didn't buy it because of price, I bought it because there isn't an American made sport bike worth a damn.

Henry Ford said that he priced his cars so that his factory workers could afford them....I think all businesses in the US should have used this business model. Unfortunately they don't, and we are in deep shit for it......
[/rant]



Well said.... I wish we would keep our jobs here... Employee our welfare sucking lazy asses. Not to mention give our homeless jobs. Why the fuck does the USA think they need to help every damn country in the world when we can't even take care of our own. Give me a fucking break.... Let's take care of all those immigrants we keep letting in here. Keep our jobs here keep our economy up....

[z06boy]

We(Americans) will kill each other when our economy breaks down and anarchy will ensue. We will become just like the movie road warrior where gasoline is the most precious commodity. We are slowly becoming a 3rd world country and that will be our demise. We are a country of excess AND we are greedy son of a bitches.

We farm out jobs out to foreign countries and purchase foreign made products all for the mighty dollar. You want to help this country out, buy American made products. If you cant afford American made products, you need to think real hard why that is. Bottom line, Americans are greedy. Yes I own a foreign made bike but I didn't buy it because of price, I bought it because there isn't an American made sport bike worth a damn.

Henry Ford said that he priced his cars so that his factory workers could afford them....I think all businesses in the US should have used this business model. Unfortunately they don't, and we are in deep shit for it......
[/rant]


You're right about the greed which contributes to all of the rest you posted about...no doubt and it sux.

I don't rule out the astroid theory but lean more toward the nuclear weapons theories.

All of these are possible....dayum this is an uplifting thread. :lol: