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EpyonXero
10-21-2009, 11:02 AM
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2009/10/20/the-woman-of-tomorrow-shorter-plumper-more-fertile/

Look into the future and see the women of tomorrow! A new study predicts that future women will be a tad shorter, heavier, and more fertile—that is, if the women who are currently most successful at producing children are any indication. The team studied 2238 women who had passed menopause and so completed their reproductive lives…[and] tested whether a woman’s height, weight, blood pressure, cholesterol or other traits correlated with the number of children she had borne. They controlled for changes due to social and cultural factors to calculate how strongly natural selection is shaping these traits [New Scientist].

Their results show that shorter, heavier women tend to have more children, as do women with lower blood pressure and cholesterol. If the mothers pass on these traits for 10 generations, the average woman in 2409 will be 2 centimetres shorter and 1 kilogram [about 2 pounds] heavier than she is today. She will bear her first child about 5 months earlier and enter menopause 10 months later [New Scientist]. A two-centimeter decrease over 400 years may be a modest change, but the researchers say it’s evolution in action. The study will be published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.


The finding jibes with previous research showing that shorter women are more likely to have long-term relationships with men, and are also more likely to have children (however, that study was based on British people that are now over 50 years old, so it’s not clear if this trend extends to younger generations, or other cultures). Researchers really have no idea why men seem to be drawn to shorter women, but Daniel Nettle, who led the research that shows men prefer shorter mates, has an idea. “We know that men are drawn to things that in our evolutionary past would have been a cue for fertility. And in one sense tallness is a negative cue—tall women reach puberty later and probably their secondary sexual characteristics develop somewhat later,” he says [New Scientist]. However, he stresses that scientists do not have a firm grasp on the genetics of height, so the real answer is undoubtedly more complex.

Homeslice
10-21-2009, 11:07 AM
And did they control for ethnicity in this research?

pauldun170
10-21-2009, 11:12 AM
I can verify the findings in that I prefer shorter women.

(says the man with the wife who is 5 inches taller than he is)

Rider
10-21-2009, 11:14 AM
There was also a study done a while back that found the lower your education, the more kids you have on average, so it's no surprise that short, fat, redecks, will make up the majority of the women.

EpyonXero
10-21-2009, 11:37 AM
There was also a study done a while back that found the lower your education, the more kids you have on average, so it's no surprise that short, fat, redecks, will make up the majority of the women.

I just moved to the Gulf Coast and I can attest to this.

CrazyKell
10-21-2009, 11:46 AM
Ya but with fertility clinics anyone can have a baby now....so in the future we'll probably all be having babies that way. :lol:

Not this girl though! I've got birthing hips but the only intended use is for hanging on! michael jackson :banana:

Rider
10-21-2009, 12:02 PM
Ya but with fertility clinics anyone can have a baby now....so in the future we'll probably all be having babies that way. :lol:

Not this girl though! I've got birthing hips but the only intended use is for hanging on! michael jackson :banana:

And don't forget blocking the TV when your SO is trying to ignore you.

CasterTroy
10-21-2009, 12:12 PM
Just sounds like the influx of mexican women over the last 20 years to me :idk:

z06boy
10-21-2009, 12:14 PM
:lol: :lol:

tommymac
10-21-2009, 12:53 PM
Just sounds like the influx of mexican women over the last 20 years to me :idk:

beat me to it. Seems like if you say I love you to one she becomes impregnated :lol:

Tom

HurricaneHeather
10-21-2009, 12:59 PM
So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo? :scratch:

karl_1052
10-21-2009, 01:02 PM
Ya but with fertility clinics anyone can have a baby now....so in the future we'll probably all be having babies that way. :lol:

Not this girl though! I've got birthing hips but the only intended use is for hanging on! michael jackson :banana:

where is that worthless without pics smilie when you need it?:dribble:

CasterTroy
10-21-2009, 01:04 PM
beat me to it. Seems like if you say I love you to one she becomes impregnated :lol:

Tom

I think they come across the boarder pre-pregnated

pauldun170
10-21-2009, 01:11 PM
So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo? :scratch:

Why did this post make me sprout wood?

I'm gonna have to put you on ignore

HurricaneHeather
10-21-2009, 01:22 PM
Why did this post make me sprout wood?

I'm gonna have to put you on ignore

I would apologize, but I think I owed you from like 1200 months ago...I vaguely recall you....I'm pretty sure you said...fuck, I don't remember. Sorry about your woodiness. :shrug:

Dave
10-21-2009, 01:32 PM
So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo? :scratch:

better than having three blue eyes :lol:

Rider
10-21-2009, 01:33 PM
better than having three blue eyes :lol:

But hey, 2 blues eyes and 1 brown eye would be ok. :diitb:

CrazyKell
10-21-2009, 01:34 PM
where is that worthless without pics smilie when you need it?:dribble:


I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips. ;)

pauldun170
10-21-2009, 01:35 PM
better than having three blue eyes :lol:

true...

However having three brown eyes is considered ok.
As a matter of fact, for those with brown eyes...it is the default.

karl_1052
10-21-2009, 05:38 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips. ;)

one more time can't hurt.
:sw:

Adeptus_Minor
10-21-2009, 08:46 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips. ;)

Mmmhmmm. :wink:
And nice grab handles they'd be. :nf:

Dave
10-21-2009, 09:31 PM
:diitb:

thats how the third eye got blue :lol:

I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips. ;)

among other things ;)

zer0t
10-23-2009, 08:46 PM
My wife is a shade under 5'10" and managed 3 kids. I need to tell her to shrink and chub up a bit.

Although I don't think I want more than the 3 kids I have.

Amorok
10-25-2009, 08:48 PM
Alls I can say is after the last eight years with a 5'10" woman who currently weighs108 lbs, I'm ready for some chunky bitches.