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OneSickPsycho
04-20-2008, 12:14 AM
I just saw a dog grooming reality show. The people were pitted against eachother shearing sheep. Fuckin retarded. One team finished and they go to the judges... and in cookie cutter reality show drama fashion, they cut to a commercial after the guy goes, "when the judge came over I was like, 'oh my god' and sweating bullets." Jesus fucking christ, does anyone watch this shit? If so, I want to kill them.

Mr Lefty
04-20-2008, 02:07 AM
Reality TV is for people who have no pride... they exploit themselves for $


it's Porn for the poor-endowed

lagerdrinker
04-20-2008, 07:19 AM
I normally dont watch reality shows but I Love New York was friggin great. That girl was a trainwreck. I tried watching rock of love but brett michaels is a loser and boring. (i watch with fiance, i dont actively try watching on my own)

OH yeah, did anyone catch that game show on speed tv? guessing peoples ET's? thats pretty good right there.

upshift
04-20-2008, 09:14 AM
Some reality TV shows are interesting but I couldnt be one of those that follows the whole entire season. I usually wait til the season finales come on and see what ultimately happens. :iagree: with Ebbs tho, all they are are a way to keep 18 yr old girls people who have no lives entertained week to week. The one youre talking about seems like a load of crap. Who really cares who can groom better? Now if they came out with an AMA or MotoGP relity show I may watch it.

Mr Lefty
04-20-2008, 09:16 AM
lol... you miss understood me Upshift... when I said they'er porn for the poor endowed... I mean it's a way for them to exploit themselves because they have no pride... speaking about the contestants who act like a fuck'n fool just for a chance at $$$$

upshift
04-20-2008, 09:21 AM
lol... you miss understood me Upshift... when I said they'er porn for the poor endowed... I mean it's a way for them to exploit themselves because they have no pride... speaking about the contestants who act like a fuck'n fool just for a chance at $$$$

Yeah I know. Your post seemed like a good one to base my point on tho :lol:

neebelung
04-20-2008, 11:47 AM
I saw a preview for that dog groomin show the other day, and all I could think of was "WTF?" Was it really necessary for Animal Planet to get in on the reality t.v. obsession? I mean, aren't nature and critter shows already "reality" ??? :no:

NONE_too_SOFT
04-20-2008, 01:49 PM
was forced to watch something on MTV the other day, somethign about a highschool paper, and who got to be chief editor.

Long story short, it followed the frumpy studious chick who wanted the spot around and made her seem like a social outcast. They showed every body else gossiping about her and how when everybody else was out partying and she was studying it was portrayed as a bad thing...

Then all the other people on the staff would call her to make fun of her, and she just kind of looked stupid.

Then they showed a party that endorsed underage drinking and sex.(reminder, these kids are in HIGH SCHOOL)

Then when the frumpilicious girl DID get the postion it showed how all of the popular pretty kids would gang up on her and basically mutiny. They'd make fun of her and talk behind her back.

it pretty much made me hate the world, if i ever have kids, they will be grounded for a week for watching anything on MTV.

itgirl
04-20-2008, 04:34 PM
i watch 'biggest loser' religiously. something about watching fat people being broken keeps me motivated to work out. now that it is over though i have switched to my other guilty pleasure, 'Work Out' on bravo channel. basically you get to watch jackie warner make out with girls for an hour. i guess i am easy to entertain or something. :idk:

marko138
04-21-2008, 09:32 AM
Reality shows are the fucking worst. Fuck off.

itgirl
04-21-2008, 09:49 AM
i love it! it's so mindless. you can just stare at it. no thinking involved.

Mudpuppy
04-21-2008, 11:19 PM
reality is over-rated for the most parts.. partly great moments with mostly bullshit.. why have a fucking show about it? that is seriously fucked up osp - dog grooming? now if i could have bet money on the underdog then threatened the favorite's well being and family to win a few bucks that might be a little entertaining.. that or having michael vick be one of the groomers..

the other thing that bugs me is these bullshit shows like ER.. why the fuck do i want to watch some motherfuckers getting fucked up and ending up in emergency? if i wanted to see that shit i would go to detroit receiving and shit in the fucking waiting room.. do people really get off on this shit? they must.. great let's watch a fucking show about pain and misery because life in itself isn't painful and miserable enough with all the fucking assclowns we have to share our air with on a daily basis... i have an idea - make a show about you cutting your own fucking throat and bleeding to death.. i am sure it would get good ratings..

6doublefive321
04-22-2008, 03:33 PM
Oh, jeez. I didn't think I could get dumber, and then I read this post on a dead forum...


http://65.57.254.60/ktmtalk/photogallery/galleries/members/ACF1F68.JPG

You can't make this shit up. If he's the bossman, I'd hate to see the flunkies.

Someone should start a retarded post thread and dump all of these in it.

Rider
04-22-2008, 03:38 PM
Then go over there an kick these retards into shape.

jtemple
04-22-2008, 04:36 PM
I can't even sit through 15 minutes of TV without getting up to do something else. I can't just sit there and zone out, I have too much energy and too little free time.

t-homo
04-22-2008, 05:04 PM
I watch movies, but hardly any TV. I will watch Scrubs or the Office though, but only on dvd or downloaded.

6doublefive321
04-22-2008, 07:25 PM
Then go over there an kick these retards into shape.

Its not possible.

marko138
04-22-2008, 07:32 PM
On a side note...I'll watch just about anything if it's in High Def. Although...most reality bullshit isn't. So fuck it.

Mr Lefty
04-22-2008, 07:52 PM
I went home two years ago when my dad got HD... I sat and watched the discovery HD channel for hours... fuck'n cool shit!

Mudpuppy
04-22-2008, 10:53 PM
Oh, jeez. I didn't think I could get dumber, and then I read this post on a dead forum...


http://65.57.254.60/ktmtalk/photogallery/galleries/members/ACF1F68.JPG

You can't make this shit up. If he's the bossman, I'd hate to see the flunkies.

Someone should start a retarded post thread and dump all of these in it.

its people like these that make me feel more comfortable knowing i won't be one of the first to be killed and eaten.. i should be able to sleepwalk through this entire life and make an honest living with dumbfucks like this running around.. i am sure that there is a long line of inbreeding and beastility in his family tree.. if you interviewed his brother/dad i am sure he could tell you how good it feels when you cut the head off a chicken and fuck it in the neck while the blood is still warm..

JoJoYZF
04-22-2008, 10:54 PM
Its not possible.

For further proof see "Ridiculous" thread

Mr Lefty
04-23-2008, 03:38 AM
its people like these that make me feel more comfortable knowing i won't be one of the first to be killed and eaten.. i should be able to sleepwalk through this entire life and make an honest living with dumbfucks like this running around.. i am sure that there is a long line of inbreeding and beastility in his family tree.. if you interviewed his brother/dad i am sure he could tell you how good it feels when you cut the head off a chicken and fuck it in the neck while the blood is still warm..
true... but you also gotta watch out for them when they realize that oh shit... a rear break doesn't do much when I'm doing 100 in traffic!

Mudpuppy
04-23-2008, 03:47 PM
true... but you also gotta watch out for them when they realize that oh shit... a rear break doesn't do much when I'm doing 100 in traffic!

do they still make rear brakes? wouldn't know haven't used mine in like 10,000 miles - actually it is weighing me down so I need to take it off to go faster.. if I do end up in the grass I will just jump off..

Mr Lefty
04-23-2008, 04:11 PM
well I'd assume he'd leave it on after take'n off the fronts to show off the bling bling spinaz... but then again... who knows... maybe he'd just drag his flip flops? :idk:

6doublefive321
04-23-2008, 04:47 PM
I painted all my brake rotors with chrome paint. Krylon, no runs, no drips, no errors.

Mudpuppy
04-23-2008, 09:21 PM
I painted all my brake rotors with chrome paint. Krylon, no runs, no drips, no errors.

did you like have to like do any like prep work first or did it cover up all the rust, bumps, dirt and imperfections? I like heard if you use a special paint they sell at tire stores that like sell 300s for the front tire that you ain't gonna have to like do any prep.. its like self cleaning self prepping non-dripping like chrome paint that like bonds with the metal..

6doublefive321
04-23-2008, 09:35 PM
No prep at all. Shit, it even filled in all those damn holes in the rotors. Blang blang!

JoJoYZF
04-23-2008, 09:37 PM
did you like have to like do any like prep work first or did it cover up all the rust, bumps, dirt and imperfections? I like heard if you use a special paint they sell at tire stores that like sell 300s for the front tire that you ain't gonna have to like do any prep.. its like self cleaning self prepping non-dripping like chrome paint that like bonds with the metal..

:lol: Classic