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Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked


"SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charge s

[Kaneman]

This is why I hate people. What kind of whiny ass fuck calls the police because they saw someone naked in their own house? That person should be shot.

[CrazyKell]

Holy HELL! I'd check out the view and move on.

Stupid doesn't even begin to cover it!

[CasterTroy]

Holy HELL! I'd check out the view and move on.

Stupid doesn't even begin to cover it!

Maybe he was hung like a cold cricket and she was offended someone was roaming the earth with that small a "package" :lol

[Rider]

That's bullshit. If you don't want to see a naked man walking around, don't peek in somebody's fucking window. These are the same fucks that are trying to get the internet and TV censored,.... Hello, change the fucking station if you don't like it.

[HurricaneHeather]

this cannot be real. Who calls the cop because you were peeking into someone's house and you didn't like what you saw?!?!?! WHO?!?!?!

[Dave]

fuck that idiot, what kind of shitbag department would actually charge this guy? Id counter charge for stalking/prowling

[HurricaneHeather]

fuck that idiot, what kind of shitbag department would actually charge this guy? Id counter charge for stalking/prowling

Werd.

[Curb]

i want to know why this lady was dragging her son through the streets at 5:30am...does school start in VA at 6:00am?

plus i think the video clip said that she cut through a neighboring yard...so she was trespassing as well.

[Smittie61984]

Maybe he was hung like a cold cricket and she was offended someone was roaming the earth with that small a "package" :lol

Or hung like a retarded donkey and "he" was jealous or "she" wanted to meet the man.

But welcome to the Sex Offender list!!!

[Amorok]

This is why I keep my shades closed. That and the fear of being on YouTube again.

[pauldun170]

officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

At 5:30 a.m.?



FAIL
Officers FAIL. A law has been broken and it wasn't broken by the guy.
Virginia – Peeping of Spying into a Dwelling or Enclosure, VA Code Ann. §18.2-130


That guy should file a complaint against the woman and her son and also the Police Department for whatever

[azoomm]

fuck that idiot, what kind of shitbag department would actually charge this guy? Id counter charge for stalking/prowling

Right?? My thought was there are more laws against peeping into houses than indecent exposure. Doesn't that law require that you be in public?

Creepy.

[Mikey]

Right?? My thought was there are more laws against peeping into houses than indecent exposure. Doesn't that law require that you be in public?

Creepy.

The last time I checked, "in my house" and "in public" are mutually exclusive.

[TYEster]

Good thing this bitch doesn't live near me. Because every single day....

I do have the decency to keep the blinds closed though.

[Particle Man]

I don't get why said "passerby" wasn't cited for being a peeping tom...

[Smittie61984]

My thought was there are more laws against peeping into houses than indecent exposure.

Yeah. But if it was a man who drove by and saw a woman in her house naked then he'd be the one on the sex offender list.

[Particle Man]

yeah. But if it was a man who drove by and saw a woman in her house naked then he'd be the one on the sex offender list.

qfmft

[njchopper87]

Saw the follow up to this just now. Short story - not charged for anything. Now I'm bored again..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36239042/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

FAIRFAX, Va. - A man charged with indecent exposure after two women said they saw him naked inside his own home was acquitted Wednesday by a Virginia jury.

Erick Williamson, 29, has argued since his October arrest that he should not be punished for being naked in the privacy of his own home.

Police and prosecutors, as well as the two women who testified against him, said he intended to expose himself and made no attempt to conceal himself in a residential neighborhood filled with children.
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"It's really a weight off my shoulders after these last six months," Williamson said after his acquittal. "I think (the verdict) kind of sets the record straight. It was an innocent action."

In December, a judge in Fairfax County's General District Court convicted Williamson of misdemeanor indecent exposure, but imposed neither jail time nor a fine. Still, Williamson appealed his case to the county's circuit court, risking a maximum punishment of a year in jail to clear his name.

"When you know you've done nothing wrong, it's hard to take these kind of accusations and not stand up to it," said Williamson, an out-of-work commercial diver who racked up thousands of dollars in legal fees.

At the time of his arrest, Williamson was sharing a home in Springfield with other commercial divers. He testified Wednesday that his roommates had gone to work and left him alone in the house for the first time in months. He was moving out, and decided to pack his belongings and make breakfast in the nude.

Two women testified that they saw him naked that morning. The first, a school librarian, said she heard a loud moan and drunken singing. Then, as she drove by Williamson's house at about 6:40 a.m., she saw him in the buff and called 911.

A police officer came by the house, saw nothing unusual and left.

Drunken singing alleged
Then, two hours later, Yvette Dean testified that she was walking her 7-year-old son to school when she saw a naked Williamson standing in an exterior doorway on the side of his home with the screen door wide open.

Dean testified that she made eye contact, angrily gave him the finger and hustled her son away. As she turned the corner, she looked back and saw Williamson from a front window, again completely naked.

Williamson did not dispute that the women may have seen him, but said he did not see them and did not make eye contact with Dean. He testified that if he had known he'd been seen, he would have put his pants on and gone outside and apologized.

Under Virginia law, indecent exposure occurs when a person intentionally makes an obscene display of his or her private parts. The law does not necessarily require the exposure to be in a public place — it allows for prosecution when the exposure occurs in a "place where others are present."

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Prosecutor Marc Birnbaum said the circumstances of the case, from the librarian's testimony about loud moaning and drunken singing to Dean's testimony about eye contact, showed that Williamson intended to expose himself.

"This isn't a case about being naked in your house. This is a case about intentional exposure," Birnbaum said.

[Trip]

good for that dude, fuck those prudes

[BobTheBiker]

glad he won. fucking retarded people gotta be wimpy and whine about seeing other people naked. wouldnt hurt to keep blinds closed for this reason( I know I sure the hell do) but still.

[Adeptus_Minor]

That's bullshit. If you don't want to see a naked man walking around, don't peek in somebody's fucking window. These are the same fucks that are trying to get the internet and TV censored,.... Hello, change the fucking station if you don't like it.

This.

But also... there are these awesome new inventions called blinds and curtains.
They are great for privacy

[101lifts2]

If these women were in the kitchen making their husbands breakfast, none of this would have happened!

[nhgunnut]

Glad He Won .. If you are staring at me in my kitchen long enough to make I contact or for me to flip you off you are peeping and belong on the Sex Offenders Registry!

[MILK]

If you are close enough to my house to see me nekkid inside that means you are on my property and will be shot! :)

[Apoc]

If you are close enough to my house to see me nekkid inside that means you are on my property and will be shot! :)

But... But.. But.. :(

[Captain Morgan]

Damn, I walk around my house naked ALL the time. In fact, I'm sitting here naked as I type this. Fuck putting clothes on, I'm not cold and I'm not outside.

[MILK]

But... But.. But.. :(

Call first dammit! :lol:

[Apoc]

Call first dammit! :lol:

Only if you promise not to get dressed!

[MILK]

Only if you promise not to get dressed!

No can do!

[Apoc]

No can do!

Looks like i'll take my chances with getting shot!

[Particle Man]

good. Tell 'em to mind their own effing business and stop looking into people's houses.

[ontwo]

That's one of the dumbest stories I've ever seen

[Smittie61984]

glad he won. fucking retarded people gotta be wimpy and whine about seeing other people naked. wouldnt hurt to keep blinds closed for this reason( I know I sure the hell do) but still.

What's sad is that a naked person is just horrible and will hurt children badly. But bloody video games, violence on TV, or a bloody movie where a naked man is nailed to a cross is a okay.

If someone was walkin down the street naked, it would not affect my life one bit.

[Dave]

in honor of this thread after my shower yesterday i did the balls-johnson dance in my livingroom with the shades up and my screendoor open :lmao:

[sherri_chickie]

People are prudes. Nudity is not something to be ashamed about. We accept a lot more on TV and in Video games etc.