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askmrjesus
10-29-2009, 04:15 PM
So, you know, buy your cat dinner or something.

Goddamn cat's been looking at me funny all day. Probably thinking, " It's National Cat Day, and that prick didn't even get me a card, I think I'll go pee in his bed".

http://www.nationalcatday.com/

JC

karl_1052
10-29-2009, 04:47 PM
Do the chinese not eat today?

Smittie61984
10-29-2009, 04:59 PM
Like cats need a day to be taken more care of. Cats are cool for about 2 years but after 2 years they need to just die because they become boring.

AquaPython
10-29-2009, 05:01 PM
Do the chinese not eat today?

am I the only one that thinks stereotyping for funnies is no longer funny anymore ? :?:

karl_1052
10-29-2009, 05:11 PM
am I the only one that thinks stereotyping for funnies is no longer funny anymore ? :?:

:lol

touche

TYEster
10-29-2009, 05:21 PM
Her cat lives like a queen around my house, everyday is freakin cat day here.

Papa_Complex
10-29-2009, 05:55 PM
So, you know, buy your cat dinner or something.

Goddamn cat's been looking at me funny all day. Probably thinking, " It's National Cat Day, and that prick didn't even get me a card, I think I'll go pee in his bed".

http://www.nationalcatday.com/

JC

OK, you're screwed. They have you guys outnumbered maybe 4 to one.

Particle Man
10-29-2009, 05:57 PM
The cat eats better than I do

It's always National Cat Day in this house.

HurricaneHeather
10-29-2009, 06:21 PM
I wonder if my husband can be convinced that I should adopt another cat today? :D

Rider
10-30-2009, 08:58 AM
Meow!

Bluestreak
10-30-2009, 09:03 AM
Meow!

:lol

"All right Meow, license and registration please"

Kaneman
10-30-2009, 09:06 AM
I was hoping our cat would grow on me, as a life-long cat hater. But it hasn't. The lil' shit screams at me every morning, refuses to wait her turn for food, bolts outside everytime I open the door and generally gets on my goddamn nerves.

I was hoping my dogs would eat her...but alas I trained them too well when we first got the cat. We did get her fixed though so I give her free reign of the outside world.

Dave
10-30-2009, 09:37 AM
I was hoping our cat would grow on me, as a life-long cat hater. But it hasn't. The lil' shit screams at me every morning, refuses to wait her turn for food, bolts outside everytime I open the door and generally gets on my goddamn nerves.

I was hoping my dogs would eat her...but alas I trained them too well when we first got the cat. We did get her fixed though so I give her free reign of the outside world.

so you can train the dogs but completely failed to train the cat?

Kaneman
10-30-2009, 09:39 AM
so you can train the dogs but completely failed to train the cat?

Yea exactly. Not from lack of trying though, I did the research tried different techniques and nothing.

How can you train an animal that doesn't learn stepping inside a 90lb dog's food bowl while he's eating is not a good idea?

Papa_Complex
10-30-2009, 09:43 AM
Yea exactly. Not from lack of trying though, I did the research tried different techniques and nothing.

How can you train an animal that doesn't learn stepping inside a 90lb dog's food bowl while he's eating is not a good idea?

Let him do it and hope that he's accidentally eaten.

Kaneman
10-30-2009, 09:47 AM
Let him do it and hope that he's accidentally eaten.

She, and she will be. Its the only time my big guy shows any aggression toward her. Other than that they play together, sleep together, etc. etc.

BUT, my wife would be very sad if the cat got hurt so I make sure to feed her at the same time I feed the dogs so she has her own food to focus on. Goddamn cat won't eat unless I feed her some raw meat like the dogs.

Papa_Complex
10-30-2009, 09:55 AM
She, and she will be. Its the only time my big guy shows any aggression toward her. Other than that they play together, sleep together, etc. etc.

BUT, my wife would be very sad if the cat got hurt so I make sure to feed her at the same time I feed the dogs so she has her own food to focus on. Goddamn cat won't eat unless I feed her some raw meat like the dogs.

You can feed a dog raw meat and you'll get your hand licked in gratitude. If you feed a cat raw meat it will start to plot how to turn you into T-bone.

askmrjesus
10-30-2009, 10:44 AM
I forgot to thank Trip, for reminding me that yesterday was National Cat Day.

Thanks Man! If it wasn't for your calendar, I never would have known. :lol:

Oh, and Happy Birthday/ National Cat Day, Carolina.

JC

Trip
10-30-2009, 10:47 AM
I forgot to thank Trip, for reminding me that yesterday was National Cat Day.

Thanks Man! If is wasn't for your calendar, I never would have known. :lol:

Oh, and Happy Birthday/ National Cat Day, Carolina.

JC

See how it says neebelung below it, it means she entered it.

askmrjesus
10-30-2009, 11:02 AM
See how it says neebelung below it, it means she entered it.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Fluffy lover.

JC

Papa_Complex
10-30-2009, 11:04 AM
I'm bored

http://www.funny-junk.co.cc/funny/funny-pictures/funny-cat-pictures/

Trip
10-30-2009, 11:05 AM
I don't know what you're talking about.

Fluffy lover.

JC

LOL, stupid cats.

Particle Man
10-30-2009, 11:07 AM
Nice thread title update :lol:

Watch out Neebs :lmao:

Homeslice
10-30-2009, 11:09 AM
am I the only one that thinks stereotyping for funnies is no longer funny anymore ? :?:

Probably.

pauldun170
10-30-2009, 11:25 AM
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

neebelung
10-30-2009, 11:55 AM
See how it says neebelung below it, it means she entered it.

:rofl: Oh I forgot I had a Jax Humane Society calendar and entered all the animal related holidays!

Trip
10-30-2009, 01:19 PM
:rofl: Oh I forgot I had a Jax Humane Society calendar and entered all the animal related holidays!

LOL, i need to continue updating the every day gets a holiday calendar. I think I got up to march or so.