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karl_1052
11-10-2009, 12:49 PM
http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/grp/1450442407.html

Looking for 8 other "Dark Riders" (Tallahassee)

Date: 2009-11-03, 8:44PM EST
Reply to: comm-zyaqf-1450442407@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm looking for 8 (eight) other motorcycle riders to start a bike clan.
We will be known as "The Nazgûl"

It doesn't really matter what kind of bike you have or what color it is. Black is preferred though.
However "The Nazgûl" does not accept scooter riders. Tough luck. Go start a hobbit clan with your little scooters.

Duties include: Wearing black cloaks wherever we ride; Exuding an aura of death to all nearby vehicles on the road.

Optional duties include: Whispering "Shire... Baggins..." to any nearby pedestrians when stopped at a red light, replacing your horn with a loud screech that induces fear and hopelessness, and equipping yourself with a sword (I have a broadsword. It's no Morgul blade, but hey, it works.).

We won't ever ride in the rain, because the dark riders don't like water; its also a safety concern.

I myself, have a black gsxr 600 and been riding for about 13 months. I don't have a cloak yet, but If I get enough of you nerds together, then I'll make one.

As far as choosing our "Witch-King", I think we should vote based on a combination of who has the most wicked bike and who gets into character the best.
"DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT, OLD MAN?!"

But BEWARE! For the Witch-King cannot be slain by the likes of any mortal man; however it is possible that a woman in her Mitsubishi Eclipse, who happens to be texting her BFF, may not see you when she rear-ends you...

http://images.craigslist.org/3n23m63ob5Ob5T35S79b33b8417b4091d1319.jpg
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tommymac
11-10-2009, 12:57 PM
uhmmm okay. Sounds like he needs to get out more, or kept away from others for that matter :lol:

Tom

marko138
11-10-2009, 01:24 PM
:lol:

Mikey
11-10-2009, 02:16 PM
:lol

the chi
11-10-2009, 03:11 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

snort

Sadly, I know people who do this kinda thing and take it seriously.

Trip
11-10-2009, 03:13 PM
If I was in Tallahassee I would so join.

Sadly, I know people who do this kinda thing and take it seriously.

You mean people with LoR tattoos?

Rider
11-10-2009, 03:14 PM
What a fucking loser.

azoomm
11-10-2009, 03:36 PM
If I was in Tallahassee I would so join.


Totally!!! Epic Awesomeness...

Tsunami
11-10-2009, 03:59 PM
Thats hilarious!

I want to be in his bike clan and where a cool cape!

Smittie61984
11-10-2009, 05:41 PM
I wonder if they plan to do motorcycle jousting. If so I'm in!!!

unknownroad
11-12-2009, 11:39 AM
I wonder if they plan to do motorcycle jousting. If so I'm in!!!

No, what do you think this is, some kind of lame-ass re-enacting club? You don't carry swords to joust- you carry swords to strike down all those who oppose you and your dark works! :nono:

(like the chumps who flagged the post for removal... buncha killjoys)

the chi
11-12-2009, 11:53 AM
You mean people with LoR tattoos?

Not a LoR Tattoo goober...:lol:

No, people who meet up to beat on each other with swords and would probably go out in capes and such.

Trip
11-12-2009, 12:03 PM
Not a LoR Tattoo goober...:lol:

No, people who meet up to beat on each other with swords and would probably go out in capes and such.

How is it not?

You would so join with me if it was near you. You know it.

Dave
11-12-2009, 12:04 PM
henchman 21?

the chi
11-12-2009, 12:39 PM
How is it not?

You would so join with me if it was near you. You know it.

Join? Puhlease, I'd lead, you could be my minion...turn ya'll into a bunch of dark keeblers.

:lol:

MILK
11-12-2009, 01:05 PM
So glad I have a black bike so I can join!!!!!!!!!!!!





:lol