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wildchild
11-11-2009, 08:52 AM
we are having a breakfast at work for the veterans. one guy sitting next to me just left to go get his meal. i told him if i catch him in there i'm busting him out. he is not a vet he just tries to scam everything for free.

t-homo
11-11-2009, 08:53 AM
what a douche.

Rider
11-11-2009, 09:37 AM
People = teh suck

askmrjesus
11-11-2009, 09:56 AM
Piss in his coffee.

JC

tommymac
11-11-2009, 10:02 AM
Piss in his coffee.

JC

Nah lil syrup of ipecac, visene used to work realy well too but I think they changed something in it so it wont make you sick if you ingest it.

Tom

t-homo
11-11-2009, 10:21 AM
aren't eye drops like a laxative when you put em in someone's drink?

askmrjesus
11-11-2009, 11:11 AM
aren't eye drops like a laxative when you put em in someone's drink?

Not exactly...

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

JC

t-homo
11-11-2009, 11:36 AM
oh. lol

HurricaneHeather
11-11-2009, 11:52 AM
We are having cake today....all the fatties are invited, not just veterans. :D

Papa_Complex
11-11-2009, 12:45 PM
We are having cake today....all the fatties are invited, not just veterans. :D

Are you calling veterans fatties?! :skep:



:lol:

HurricaneHeather
11-11-2009, 12:50 PM
Are you calling veterans fatties?! :skep:



:lol:

:lol:

Dude, everyone I work with is an uber fattie.

Rider
11-11-2009, 01:01 PM
:lol:

Dude, everyone I work with is an uber fattie.

Everything is bigger in Texas......including their waistlines.

Papa_Complex
11-11-2009, 02:07 PM
Everything is bigger in Texas......including their waistlines.

You hain't been to Northern 'Bama, have ya?

Rider
11-11-2009, 02:08 PM
You hain't been to Northern 'Bama, have ya?

Um, no.

Papa_Complex
11-11-2009, 02:14 PM
Um, no.

Ever sat down in the aisle bench seat of a Denny's and go straight down to the boards?

Rider
11-11-2009, 02:15 PM
Ever sat down in the aisle bench seat of a Denny's and go straight down to the boards?

I don't eat at Denny's, so no.

tommymac
11-11-2009, 02:16 PM
I don't eat at Denny's, so no.

damn you have had a very sheltered life. never ate at dennys and never saw fatties in northern bama :lol:

Tom

Rider
11-11-2009, 02:21 PM
damn you have had a very sheltered life. never ate at dennys and never saw fatties in northern bama :lol:

Tom

I keep to my own. :leaving:

Papa_Complex
11-11-2009, 03:03 PM
damn you have had a very sheltered life. never ate at dennys and never saw fatties in northern bama :lol:

Tom

Some things you just have to experience, in order to believe :lol:

wildchild
11-11-2009, 03:28 PM
I keep to my own. :leaving:

incest is best I guess. ...........:lol


yeah I'm duckin now. LOL

Rider
11-11-2009, 03:50 PM
incest is best I guess. ...........:lol


yeah I'm duckin now. LOL

That's not what your mom said.:lol

wildchild
11-11-2009, 04:05 PM
That's not what your mom said.:lol

oh man. is that crack whore telling people she's my mom again? lol

t-homo
11-11-2009, 08:07 PM
She said you would deny it.

Mikey
11-11-2009, 09:33 PM
we are having a breakfast at work for the veterans. one guy sitting next to me just left to go get his meal. i told him if i catch him in there i'm busting him out. he is not a vet he just tries to scam everything for free.

Tell him he's lucky I'm in Afghanistan instead of Wisconsin, and that if he had any honor as a man he'd go home and kill himself.