Why is it that Orientals always ask for extra but don't tip?

[fnfalman]

I was at a Vietnamese restaurant today. There were two Koreans sitting in a table behind me, they wanted the pho (beef noodle soup). They kept asking for more noodles, more meat, more onions, and all kinds of shits. And then they bitched when the waiter later brought their check over. "I thought the soup was $5.99?"

I was thinking to myself, "The fucking soup was $5.99 but by the time you cheap fucks asked for extra noodles, extra beef, extra meatballs, extra fucking onions, now it's fucking $8.99, you fucks!!!"

Then they got up and left without leaving a tip grumbling in Korean because they were charged extra for shits that they wanted more? WTF, over?


Goddamn, I hate fucking Asians!!!

[Tsunami]

ooh so thats what Pho is. I always wondered...

[pauldun170]

Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.

[Amber Lamps]

Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.


Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!

[RACER X]

ooh so thats what Pho is. I always wondered...
if you've never had pho, your missing out.......

i intro Z to it, and she loves viet food

viet sandwiches are DA BOMB too!

[Homeslice]

"Orientals" :lol:

Everything is negotiable, but in this case, doing so would be stupid.

I'm not really into pho, I usually just order ga xao xa

[Rangerscott]

Indians take the cake on cheapness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjFvJAKLFs4

[LeeNetworX]

Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!

You've obviously never dealt with Haitians.

[Smittie61984]

Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!

I moved pool tables for a few years and the Orientals weren't so bad, but Koreans and such seem to love pool/billiards to death so they don't cheap out. Indians sucked, but mainly because their house stunk of whatever food they are cooking. Mexicans where fucking awesome. They'd start doing the work. Black people where good in front of their friends (gotta be ballin') and sucked if you had to follow them from one house to the other.

Ironically when it came to pool tables White People sucked the most. Old white people where either great or the ultimate suck of all sucks.

[karl_1052]

I was at a Vietnamese restaurant today. There were two Koreans sitting in a table behind me, they wanted the pho (beef noodle soup). They kept asking for more noodles, more meat, more onions, and all kinds of shits. And then they bitched when the waiter later brought their check over. "I thought the soup was $5.99?"

I was thinking to myself, "The fucking soup was $5.99 but by the time you cheap fucks asked for extra noodles, extra beef, extra meatballs, extra fucking onions, now it's fucking $8.99, you fucks!!!"

Then they got up and left without leaving a tip grumbling in Korean because they were charged extra for shits that they wanted more? WTF, over?


Goddamn, I hate fucking Asians!!!


I thought you were asian? Does that mean you aren't RacerX's twin?

[101lifts2]

oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are indians and arabs!!! Omg !!!

qft

[Rider]

Oh no son! The biggest haggling motherfuckers are Indians and Arabs!!! OMG !!!

Ever have a garage sale??? Fuck, I'll never have one again just because of the fucking haggling. :wtfru:

[marko138]

Everything is negotiable.
If not the price then the content.

My mechanic friend has this one lil old Chinese lady for a customer.
He quotes her more money per job than other people so the little ole lady can get her haggling fix in.

Brake job normally cost $100
he quotes her $115
She says "I give you $90"
He says "How bout I charge you $100 and we call it even"
She agrees and goes home to tell everyone that she saved $15 on a break job.
:lol:

[Tsunami]

if you've never had pho, your missing out.......

i intro Z to it, and she loves viet food

viet sandwiches are DA BOMB too!

I've had pho but I only know whats its called in Chinese. I hate the viet sandwiches, and the ones from the chinese bakery. My mom used to force feed me that. The ones with scallions, bacon and cream are the worst and she'll always pull one out of her purse in the most inopportune times and try to guilt me into eating it.

[Adeptus_Minor]

The ones with scallions, bacon and cream are the worst and she'll always pull one out of her purse in the most inopportune times and try to guilt me into eating it.

Excuse me... did you call something from the Blessed Bacon Tree 'worst'? :whistle:

I can totally see that in my mind though, btw. :lol:

[Homeslice]

I've had pho but I only know whats its called in Chinese. I hate the viet sandwiches, and the ones from the chinese bakery. My mom used to force feed me that. The ones with scallions, bacon and cream are the worst and she'll always pull one out of her purse in the most inopportune times and try to guilt me into eating it.

If they were just meat and veggies I'd be all over them, but they also have this lard/mayo crap in there as well :td:

[Tsunami]

Excuse me... did you call something from the Blessed Bacon Tree 'worst'? :whistle:

I can totally see that in my mind though, btw. :lol:

The blessed bacon tree was giving off soggy bacon. It probably isn't even real bacon. And sandwiches being mushed around in my moms bag for hours combined with her nagging does not make for a pleasant dining experience.


Dont get me started on the food she smuggles in her luggage when she comes to visit. And I am not talking about crackers and dry foods either. As if I was starving here in Vegas. Last time she came I was still sporting a muffin top.

[Adeptus_Minor]

The blessed bacon tree was giving off soggy bacon. It probably isn't even real bacon. And sandwiches being mushed around in my moms bag for hours combined with her nagging does not make for a pleasant dining experience.


Dont get me started on the food she smuggles in her luggage when she comes to visit. And I am not talking about crackers and dry foods either. As if I was starving here in Vegas. Last time she came I was still sporting a muffin top.

Oh my god... she's a buffet raider, isn't she?! Admit it!

[Tsunami]

Oh my god... she's a buffet raider, isn't she?! Admit it!

She's actually not too big on buffets :lol:

[Rangerscott]

They want more cause they know noodles dont cost much.

[LeeNetworX]

Ever have a garage sale??? Fuck, I'll never have one again just because of the fucking haggling. :wtfru:

We had a moving sale at our house in FL before we came up here. I planted the sign at the end of the street and began driving back to our house - I had a caravan of Haitians behind me that pulled in as I parked.

They offered nothing for everything; it was infuriating to deal with them.

"How much for this speakers?"

(looking at the sticker on them and pointing) "I want to get $100 for the pair - they cost $450 new for the pair and as you can see, they are in like new condition."

"You take $5?"

Then I had some people come in and just grab what they wanted and paid the asking price and went on their merry way.

I hate garage sales.