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Trip
04-23-2008, 11:32 AM
Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their
eyes .

After a few days they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend
came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He
said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night
long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the
office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just
had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers' for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the
TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?

neebelung
04-23-2008, 11:43 AM
:dvrofl:

fatburg
04-23-2008, 12:02 PM
Classic:dthumb:

t-homo
04-23-2008, 12:39 PM
:rf:

Rider
04-23-2008, 12:43 PM
:lmao:

Mudpuppy
04-23-2008, 10:06 PM
beautiful.. lol..

jalaan1
04-23-2008, 11:14 PM
:lol:

JoJoYZF
04-23-2008, 11:35 PM
:lol: Thats great

Quick281
04-23-2008, 11:45 PM
:bigrofl:

Thats hilarious

marko138
04-24-2008, 08:15 AM
I just heard this joke the other day.

1hottbikechic
04-24-2008, 08:30 AM
OMG I love thissss haha!!

WARputer
04-24-2008, 05:35 PM
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers' for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the
TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?


http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o154/Warputer/laugh.gifYep...that's the way it would go ! :whistle: