Farting Thread

[CrazyKell]

Are you a farter, a burper, or a mixture of the two?

[MILK]

I run 87 octane in the bike. I will not comment on your question.

:lol:

[Rider]

Mixture.

[neebelung]

I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer :shrug: doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me. :lol:

[tommymac]

I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer :shrug: doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me. :lol:

So itds safe to say you can fart with the best of em. :lol:

Tom

[neebelung]

So itds safe to say you can fart with the best of em. :lol:

Tom

:shrug: Well it's gotta come out SOMEHOW! :rofl:

[z06boy]

Voted for the 3rd option.

[Particle Man]

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

*fart*

:lol:

[karl_1052]

I am a BELCHER!

I do occasioanlly fart, but it rarely makes noise or stinks.

[askmrjesus]

I do occasioanlly fart, but it rarely makes noise or stinks.

No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

JC

[Flexin]

I am a farter....let 'er rip!

It has been passed down from my mothers side. My grandmother could open doors with it.

James

[wildchild]

i can clear a room at will, if the noise from one end doesn't get you the smell from the other will. LOL

nothing compared to my g/f though. she cleared a floor at Sears.

[LeeNetworX]

I cannot burp for the life of me.

I can rapid-fire burp at will.

[karl_1052]

No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

JC

:lol

[Bluestreak]

I farted several times while reading this thread.

[marko138]

No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

JC

Epic burn. :owned:

[HokieDNA01]

I'm with Neebs...I can't burp at all. I just tell people the hot air comes out my ears. Kerry would say otherwise.

[Papa_Complex]

I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.

[marko138]

I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.
You might be able to blast off into outer space!

[Sean]

I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer :shrug: doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me. :lol:

Ditto, thought I was weird.

I used to fart like the dickens, but I did a fast / cleanse recently and now I'm not such a gassy bastard.

[wildchild]

Ditto, thought I was weird.

I used to fart like the dickens, but I did a fast / cleanse recently and now I'm not such a gassy bastard.

never admit you're unarmed. :lol

[Gas Man]

COME ON GUYS!

Can't we just call it a farting thread?

[LeeNetworX]

Burping != Farting

[Rider]

COME ON GUYS!

Can't we just call it a farting thread?

Done!

[CrazyKell]

This thread isn't only about farting hence the name GAS Thread. :skep:

[askmrjesus]

This thread isn't only about farting hence the name GAS Thread. :skep:

I think you've offended Gas Man. :lol:

JC

[Gas Man]

This thread isn't only about farting hence the name GAS Thread. :skep:
Notice I didn't change the name....