Farmville. [Archive] - Two Wheel Fix

OneSickPsycho

11-21-2009, 01:11 PM

I'm addicted... I need more Facebook friends to obtain more neighbors to expand my farm and kick this fucking game's muthafucking ass!!!!!

:gofurslf:

:boobs:

:rockwoot:

Cutty72

11-21-2009, 01:26 PM

add me then, i never play farmville, but I am a lot of peoples neighbor.

TommyHotWheel

11-21-2009, 02:14 PM

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/home.php?ref=home

Captain Morgan

11-21-2009, 02:16 PM

I don't play any of the games on there, don't really have the time.

t-homo

11-21-2009, 04:06 PM

I'm a little bit disappointed in you.

LittleTaz

11-21-2009, 04:12 PM

Add me. Just search for Nancy Barnard, I'm at level 39 on Farmville. I'm the one in the Nashville, TN network

njchopper87

11-21-2009, 06:11 PM

Bejeweled ftw. A shit ton of my friends are playing this thing though.. maybe I should look into it instead of this paper..

Fleck750

11-21-2009, 06:58 PM

BF lives on Evony. Evens talks about the shit in his sleep.

Might have to get him into a 12 step program when he goes back to work.

BobTheBiker

11-21-2009, 07:31 PM

you're all freaks. my buddies gf plays that fucking fish game and I want to strangle her with her pubic hair.

CrazyKell

11-21-2009, 07:49 PM

I'm a little bit disappointed in you.

Me too. Farmville can suck balls. :skep:

Bejeweled ftw. A shit ton of my friends are playing this thing though.. maybe I should look into it instead of this paper..

This I can get on board with. ;)

racedoll

11-21-2009, 09:27 PM

add me then, i never play farmville, but I am a lot of peoples neighbor.

If I don't have to play, you can add me too. I just signed up for facebook tonight. Probably won't get on there very much.

askmrjesus

11-21-2009, 11:25 PM

My wife started playing this recently.

She's raising crops, and moving little cows and chickens around. I find it terribly confusing.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm collecting eggs."

"You're what?"

"I'm collecting eggs from my chickens, and then I'm going to milk the cows."

"Do the cows eat the chickens?"

"No."

"Do they explode?"

"No."

"Are their zombies?"

"No. You just raise your crops and sell eggs and stuff to help grow your farm."

"Get the fuck outta here, that's it?"

"Yeah, it's fun."

"No it's not, it's retarded. Nothing explodes and their are no zombies. You might as well play a video game of lawn maintenance."

"Go away, I'm buying a goat."

"Do the goats explode?"

"I said go away."

JC

racedoll

11-21-2009, 11:32 PM

My wife started playing this recently.
JC

:lol: But I'm still stuck on "my wife"....

BobTheBiker

11-21-2009, 11:45 PM

AMJ, DUDE, you're JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! you can MAKE that shit blow up if you wanted dude. you forget that? or did god revoke your powers?

askmrjesus

11-21-2009, 11:50 PM

AMJ, DUDE, you're JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! you can MAKE that shit blow up if you wanted dude. you forget that? or did god revoke your powers?

Yeah, but I could also spend the next two weeks sleeping on the couch.

If I blow up my wife's chickens, I'm pretty sure I ain't getting any for a while.

JC

BobTheBiker

11-22-2009, 12:00 AM

very true. do a god number and just make facebook lose its games section for awhile.......

askmrjesus

11-22-2009, 12:09 AM

very true. do a god number and just make facebook lose its games section for awhile.......

The funny thing is, she has REAL chickens out back.

Notice I said she, and not we... That's her deal, I won't go anywhere near the fuckers. :lol:

I do eat the eggs though.

JC

BobTheBiker

11-22-2009, 12:55 AM

wow. what the hell is she doing with virtual chickens then when she could be amplifying the glory of Jesus by selling chickens to aid his income?

tommymac

11-22-2009, 05:30 AM

Yeah, but I could also spend the next two weeks sleeping on the couch.

If I blow up my wife's chickens, I'm pretty sure I ain't getting any for a while.

JC

How bout you smite the chickens :lol:

Tom

Curb

11-22-2009, 09:56 AM

You can add me...search for Steven Seidner

Amorok

11-22-2009, 10:39 AM

Ulu plays these games several hours a day. The only reason I have a Facebook page is so she can advance her mythical farm. That music makes me want to stab someone in the neck.

LittleTaz

11-22-2009, 10:21 PM

Ulu plays these games several hours a day. The only reason I have a Facebook page is so she can advance her mythical farm. That music makes me want to stab someone in the neck.

Agreed! I never turn the sound on when I'm playing... I forgot once and all the animals were bleating, mooing, clucking and neighing all at once... scared the crap out of me

MissHell

11-23-2009, 05:53 PM

Agreed! I never turn the sound on when I'm playing... I forgot once and all the animals were bleating, mooing, clucking and neighing all at once... scared the crap out of me
:lol
I can't handle the music/sound on any of the games. :p

BTW ~ I need more FISHWORLD neighbors, if any of you play. ;)

OneSickPsycho

11-23-2009, 07:37 PM

add me then, i never play farmville, but I am a lot of peoples neighbor.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/home.php?ref=home

Add me. Just search for Nancy Barnard, I'm at level 39 on Farmville. I'm the one in the Nashville, TN network

You can add me...search for Steven Seidner

I couldn't find any of you... PM me your email addy's so I can search that way... Or I'll PM you mine, whatever...

DLIT

11-23-2009, 08:24 PM

You already hit me up? My wife plays using my account, but fuck it. She's addicted too.

OneSickPsycho

11-24-2009, 07:51 PM

You already hit me up? My wife plays using my account, but fuck it. She's addicted too.

I did now... you're one of the few people on here who's last name I have...

I also added everyone who supplied emails... Thanks guys!

Avatard

11-24-2009, 08:24 PM

I'm addicted... I need more Facebook friends to obtain more neighbors to expand my farm and kick this fucking game's muthafucking ass!!!!!

You should get off that computer, and go play outside young man.

:wtfru:

My teenage kid and my GF play this shit

The fact that you even know what it is would make me wanna know if you had a kid too.

:lol

Kaneman

11-24-2009, 08:40 PM

Several hours a day? Really?

TommyHotWheel

11-25-2009, 12:30 AM

Ulu plays these games several hours a day. The only reason I have a Facebook page is so she can advance her mythical farm. That music makes me want to stab someone in the neck.

Tell her I need a neighbor....

Rider

11-25-2009, 09:20 AM

I don't play Farmville but I added you anyway.

Cutty72

11-25-2009, 12:36 PM

we are now friends... yay.

i have no neighbor request though.

njchopper87

11-26-2009, 03:15 AM

damn.. this shit is addicting

OneSickPsycho

11-26-2009, 08:36 AM

we are now friends... yay.

i have no neighbor request though.

We're already neighbors yo.

Fleck750

11-26-2009, 08:54 AM

My son is addicted to this also. Please PM me addy's if he can add you as a friend.

Thank you. Moo. Cluck.

NONE_too_SOFT

11-26-2009, 10:11 AM

sadly i like to keep my vices away from my family and friends, and that includes internet games. I usually hide anything and everything that has to do with mafia wars and farmville, just to open a fresh page and go play some browser based MMO to waste my time with.

Cutty72

11-26-2009, 12:12 PM

We're already neighbors yo.

yeah... got that request shortly after posting.

howdy neighbor. :lol:

LeeNetworX

11-29-2009, 07:34 PM

My mother-in-law is hooked on this stupid game. I don't get it....when a game begins to dictate your real life schedule (she regularly HAS to check her crops and harvest and plant or milk a bull or whatever), I personally think that's a bit much. My wife and I gave her so much shit last week over it - we're going to get her a straw farmer's hat for Christmas.

I like to play BeJeweled now and then when I have a few free mintues - it actually challenges your ability to think fast and requires nothing more than 60 seconds of your time you wish to waste.