Amazing Quote

[racedoll]

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

[Homeslice]

Same could be said for men.......

Give them a brick, they'll give you a house
Give them a design, they'll engineer it
Give them a guitar, they'll make music
Give them a bike, they'll win races with it
Give them a ball, they'll score with it
Give them a gun, they'll defend your life
Give them a job, they'll earn the money you spend :lol:
Give them a choice, they'll make your decision :lol:

[askmrjesus]

(And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

This applies to the number of cats you own, and the number of things you have to re-cycle.


If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

Yeah, thanks for that. I wanted a jet-ski.


If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

No. She'll give you home projects.

"Honey, can we put a hot tub on the roof?"

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Now your wife is fat. Nice going.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to lose a ton of shit!

Fixed.

:scared:

JC

[racedoll]

Good one AMJ, but aren't you the one that created wo-man? :lmao:

I don't really feel I apply to anything you said above though...

Cats are Erik's
Don't want kids, can't have toys if I have kids.
Home projects, um Erik is the one that wanted to PAY to tile the shower. Instead I tiled.
I'm smaller now than when we got married.
Erik has had more shit than I can count.. something like 9 cars and 4 motorcycles in the 7 years we've been together, not to mention all the "other stuff"

[Tsunami]

Same could be said for men.......

Give them a brick, they'll give you a house
Give them a design, they'll engineer it
Give them a guitar, they'll make music
Give them a bike, they'll win races with it
Give them a ball, they'll score with it
Give them a gun, they'll defend your life
Give them a job, they'll earn the money you spend :lol:
Give them a choice, they'll make your decision :lol:


I like the last 2. The others ones above that hasn't applied to me yet.

[askmrjesus]

Good one AMJ, but aren't you the one that created wo-man? :lmao:

Well it was either that, or name planet Gay World.

"In the beginning, God created the Heavens and Gay World"

It just doesn't sound quite the same.


I don't really feel I apply to anything you said above though...

Cats are Erik's

And how did Erik score himself such a little hottie wife?

Cats, that's how. I can't believe you fell for that.

Don't want kids, can't have toys if I have kids.

Well, you could, but if they found them, you'd have to explain them.

That can be embarrassing.

Home projects, um Erik is the one that wanted to PAY to tile the shower. Instead I tiled.
I'm smaller now than when we got married.
Erik has had more shit than I can count.. something like 9 cars and 4 motorcycles in the 7 years we've been together, not to mention all the "other stuff"

So what is all this "other stuff"?

I wasn't going to bring it up, but....

JC

[racedoll]

Gay World huh? Nice.

Not a cat person though I don't dislike them. Don't know why I fell for him. Maybe is was the green bike he had in the garage or when I saw him in full leathers :drool:

Pretty much whatever he wants he gets - guns, chain saw, weed eater, etc - even if nothing is wrong with the one he has, just wants something different.. my only stipulation is that he doesn't try to trade me in. That is when he will have some problems.

[Papa_Complex]

Give a woman assistance, she'll give you criticism for how the job was done.

[Particle Man]

Give a woman assistance, she'll give you criticism for how the job was done.

you just stated how my day went in one sentence :lol:

[TommyHotWheel]

Give her a life of ease and whatever she wants...she turns it into alimony and child support.:gofurslf:

[Rangerscott]

Give her a ring and well...............I let you figure that one out.

[Curb]

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!so not true...if you give her dollar, she'll spend it

:scared:

[Tmall]

Give a woman a forum address and she'll always bring up your name, tell us all how she buys you stuff and generally make you look like she wears the pants in the family. :lol:

[Amorok]

Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again.

[Ninjakel]

Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again.



wow, sounds like a winner.

[neebelung]

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

:dvrofl: That's hilarious... :rofl:

[shmike]

Give a woman a forum address and she'll always bring up your name, tell us all how she buys you stuff and generally make you look like she wears the pants in the family. :lol:

:bigrofl:

[marko138]

Got 2 posts in and realized I dont care about this thread.

[Rider]

Give me a blow job and I'll condition your hair.

[marko138]

Give me a blow job and I'll condition your hair.
Such a gentle lover.

[karl_1052]

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

This is so true.
I give the back of my hand, and she gives me mo money.

:tremble:

[Tsunami]

Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again.

Why do you stay married? We need to see a picture of Ulu.

[Amorok]

I don't believe in divorce. We're working on our relationship, as we have been the last few years. I love my wife very much, and I plan on staying with her just as I plan on staying in the military until retirement. It doesn't mean military life doesn't suck or that I like it all the time, but sticking it out is better than dealing with the alternative. So also are my feelings about marriage. It's difficult, irritating and not fun a lot of the time, but the alternative would be the same thing just in different ways.

As for pictures, come to the rally and I'll show you some, I generally don't post pictures of myself or my family online, although I make an exception for the rally thread, those pictures are fun.