Tiger Woods joke

['73 H1 Triple]

Q: What is the similarity between Tiger Woods and baby seals?



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A: They both get clubbed by Norwegians.


:lol:

[Homeslice]

lol.........cheater

[Particle Man]

:lol:

[z06boy]

:rofl:

[Rider]

So what's the real story? I heard he was in an accident but that's all I know, I don't watch the news. :idk:

[RACER X]

lol

dang! chic who he's supposed to be cheating w/

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel.jpg

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/sites/default/files/images/rachel-uchitel.jpg

""Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Car Crash,” read early headlines from a number of seemingly reputable sources on Friday morning, including the Associated Press. Immediately, well-wishers flooded blogs and twitter feeds on the Internet, hoping that the golf star’s injuries weren’t life threatening.

At approximately 3:30pm ET, Woods’ publicist quelled all concern over his physical condition with an official statement from Woods’ office and Health Central Hospital: “Tiger Woods was in a minor car accident outside his home last night. He was admitted, treated and released today in good condition. We appreciate very much everyone's thoughts and well wishes.” Soon thereafter, the Mayor of Windermere, FL, reported that Woods was treated for facial lacerations stemming from the car accident. Air bags didn’t deploy within the vehicle because Woods was traveling under 30mph.

By 5:00pm ET, TMZ.com had begun its guerilla-style investigation, obtaining information from a neighbor stating that with the exception of a few scratches, Woods looked “fine.”

Just one hour later, evening news stations and reliable print media outlets, stemming from an article by Doug Ferguson and others at the Associated Press, reported that Tiger’s wife of six years, Swedish model Elin Nordegren, told investigators that she heard the car crash outside and rushed to her husband’s aid, smashing a golf club through the back window of his SUV to help him crawl out. The information was obtained from Windermere, FL Police Chief Daniel Saylor. ''She was frantic, upset,'' Saylor said in a briefing Friday night, according to the AP story. ''It was her husband laying on the ground.'' Saylor also stated that Woods was in and out of consciousness and mumbling incoherent statements.

But just ten minutes later, multiple Florida law enforcement officials told TMZ that both Nordegren and Woods admitted to having had a domestic dispute shortly before the accident. When authorities came to the couples’ home to conduct interviews, they were turned away by Nordegren, who claimed Woods was “sleeping.” They were instructed to come back the next day.

The story didn’t quite add up at this point. How could Woods have been injured so that he was unconscious in a car that was traveling under 30mph? Was he not wearing a seat belt? Furthermore, how did he get the lacerations around his mouth – was it from a shattered windshield? Could a “minor car crash” have caused Woods to get so stuck inside the car that the only way to safety was through the back window?

The digital rumor mill churned yet again, as bloggers wondered if there was a connection between the domestic dispute and Woods’ alleged affair with socialite Rachel Uchitel. Allegations of Woods' infidelity broke in the National Enquirer on November 25. The story was peppered with quotes from Uchitel’s friends about the torrid affair that started in June. Woods allegedly met Uchitel at a party in New York, and according to the Enquirer, she joined him on his recent trip to Australia, “sexted” with him on multiple occasions, and was eerily blasé when relaying details to friends about breaking up Woods’ young family.

According to the AP story, Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the Associated Press. "I resent my reputation is getting completely blasted in the media," she said. "Everyone is assuming I came out and said this. This is not a story I have anything to do with." She acknowledged that she was in Melbourne, Australia two weeks ago (when Woods was playing in the JBWere Masters) but claimed she was with clients and didn't see Woods the entire time she was there.

TMZ.com was the first to break the news at 12:08 ET on Saturday morning that Nordegren, contrary to earlier reports, had used the golf club to smash the moving vehicle while in a rage, causing Woods to become disoriented enough to crash the car. TMZ also claimed that the lacerations to Woods’ face were inflicted by Nordegren during the domestic dispute, and that Nordegren chased after Woods with the golf club when he attempted to escape in his SUV.

TMZ.com was once considered to be just a bogus gossip site, but ever since they were the first to report the death of Michael Jackson, their reputation has risen considerably as a credible news source.

Of course, until we hear it directly from Woods or Nordegren, all of these reports are mere speculation. We live in an era where the ethical news sources of yesteryear are now being forced to report rumors in order to keep up with the seemingly less ethical news sources of today, such as gossip sites and blogs. Clearly, the code of ethics in journalism (a term that may also be outdated) is under rapid assault.

Details will undoubtedly continue to emerge regarding Woods’ crash, the domestic dispute with his wife, and the allegations of infidelity. Perhaps in the end, TMZ.com’s latest report will too be proved fictitious, only to be forgotten when juicier details come along.

We may never know the whole truth about what happened last night between Woods and his wife, but one thing is for sure: no matter how many trophies Woods hoists between now and the end of his career, his once near-perfect reputation has been tarnished. ""

[z06boy]

Pulling out of the driveway at 2:45 or so a.m. and you hit a fire hydrant and a tree and no alcohol was involved ? He was unconscience for several minutes with cuts to his face ? Refusing to talk to the police ? Oh Tiger...hadn't you heard..."hell hath no fury like a scorned woman" !! :rofl:

Sounds like the wife was administering an azz whooping !! :lol:

When you're young and have his $$$ I guess you can do most anything you want if you can at least manage to not get killed. :lol

[Homeslice]

Eh, kind of a one-bagger.......but yeah I'd hit it

[Rider]

Eh, kind of a one-bagger.......but yeah I'd hit it

Yeah she has a great body but that gold eye shadow makes me want to give her Irish sunglasses.

[Riceaholic]

Yeah she has a great body but that gold eye shadow makes me want to give her Irish sunglasses.

:lol::lol:

[Apoc]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

[Apoc]

Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.

[Apoc]

Eh, kind of a one-bagger.......but yeah I'd hit it
Yeah she has a great body but that gold eye shadow makes me want to give her Irish sunglasses.

Ya, cause im sure both of you are doing so much better than her :lol :lol:

[Homeslice]

"Now I can finally out drive Tiger"

[z06boy]

:lol: Some good ones !!

[z06boy]

Tiger just pulled out of his own golf tourney this weekend in Cali.

[Apoc]

Tiger just pulled out of his own golf tourney this weekend in Cali.

Better he pull out now, than when there is traffic.

[Particle Man]

Tiger just pulled out of his own golf tourney this weekend in Cali.

Better he pull out now, than when there is traffic.
:lol:

[defector]

Well he is half Asian...

[Rangerscott]

Why did Tiger hit both the fire hydrant and the tree?


Cause he couldn't make up his mind up to use an iron or wood.

[karl_1052]

lol

dang! chic who he's supposed to be cheating w/

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel.jpg

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/sites/default/files/images/rachel-uchitel.jpg

his wife is hotter.
http://images.google.ca/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&q=Elin+Nordegren&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=L4oUS6SOBpC7lAelo-TDBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBIQsAQwAA

[Apoc]

ya, but to him, she's same old, same old...

[TYEster]

Eh looks par for him.

[z06boy]

Better he pull out now, than when there is traffic.

:rofl: Just saw this and the others are funny as chit too.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.haddadadad.com/image/1218737914_hit-it-crowbar.jpg


Cause she looks Manish, but if she isn't he then,


http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3817.jpg

[racedoll]

That Rachel chic looks more like a man to me or what once was a man.

[Quick281]

Yeah, now that I have seen pictures of his wife, he deserves a beating. The other ain't bad, but when you have life perfectly made don't FUCK IT UP.

[Apoc]

Yeah, now that I have seen pictures of his wife, he deserves a beating. The other ain't bad, but when you have life perfectly made don't FUCK IT UP.


?????
he's TIGER WOODS.

He could leave his wife, give her half of all his money, and still have over half a billion. And get 10 more just like his wife, probably within 12 hours.

Money cant buy happieness, but it rents it by the hour...

[RACER X]

now there's another chic who saying she did it w/ tiger too............not as hot as his wife or the pic above, every shot they had w/ her she was holding her iphone cuz supposedly she has over 300 texts from him.


D'oh

[z06boy]

now there's another chic who saying she did it w/ tiger too............not as hot as his wife or the pic above, every shot they had w/ her she was holding her iphone cuz supposedly she has over 300 texts from him.


D'oh

Yep they are coming out of the woodwork now. :lol:

[Homeslice]

his wife is hotter.
http://images.google.ca/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&q=Elin+Nordegren&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=L4oUS6SOBpC7lAelo-TDBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBIQsAQwAA

Seen on page 11 of that page......Is this really her? I used to fap to this picture years ago, I never knew it was her :lol:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cCezHyfDdYs/SCPzdm3tP5I/AAAAAAAABSI/sdQf0wQeybU/s400/elin%2Bnordegren.jpg

[Apoc]

You know what the suprising part of this whole thing is?

That people thought the richest, most successful, most famous athlete in the world, was monogamous.

Theres not a straight man on this board who wouldn't eventually give in to the fine pieces of ass, that im sure, throw themselves at Tiger woods everytime he leaves his house.

A week away from home, a couple of drinks, a stiffy, and thousands of women who want your meat? I'd like to see how long most of you last.

[Tmall]

Maybe his wife was a prude in bed? And the other chick was into fisting?


Either way. Cheating is bad, but you don't go for hotter, you go for the dirtiest.

[Apoc]

Either way. Cheating is bad,

Thats a fairly new addition to your moral code :lol:

[shmike]

Either way. Cheating is bad, but you don't go for hotter, you go for the dirtiest.

Thats a fairly new addition to your moral code :lol:

Maybe he meant to post this in the lesbo-baby thread. :idk:

[z06boy]

Supposedly from Tiger himself...just released...

Tiger Woods' Statement: Full Text

Tiger Woods released a statement Wednesday responding to allegations involving his personal life. Here is the full text.


I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

[Homeslice]

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

[RACER X]

saw it on CNN a min. ago........its all over the place

[shmike]

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

Read slowly.

Twice if you have to.

But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family.

[z06boy]

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

Looks to me he was admitting it just without details. He mentioned 'personal sins' as well so that's what I take from it. :idk:

[Apoc]

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.


because its not really any of our business???

[LeeNetworX]

Ya, cause im sure both of you are doing so much better than her :lol :lol:

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone on the Intarwebs dates/marries super models, drives Lambos, makes 6-figure salaries and has 10" cocks.

[dReWpY]

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone on the Intarwebs dates/marries super models, drives Lambos, makes 6-figure salaries and has 10" cocks.



u got shorted if you only have a 10 incher...

[CasterTroy]

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

[Homeslice]

because its not really any of our business???

You're right, it isn't, but if you're going to say what he just said, then you might as well say all of it.

[Kaneman]

You know what the suprising part of this whole thing is?

That people thought the richest, most successful, most famous athlete in the world, was monogamous.

Theres not a straight man on this board who wouldn't eventually give in to the fine pieces of ass, that im sure, throw themselves at Tiger woods everytime he leaves his house.

A week away from home, a couple of drinks, a stiffy, and thousands of women who want your meat? I'd like to see how long most of you last.

Thank you dude, that's exactly it. You just get so fuckin' tired of everyone pretending the world isn't the way it is.

Aside from that, Tiger is one of the richest and most famous athletes in the history of earth...why the fuck can't he just bring a woman home to share with his wife. Have a $10,000 bottle of wine, light a fire, and have a romantic threesome. If not for that, then why the fuck would you even bother getting rich?

Hell, I don't even have a fucking job right now and I can manage that. Shit is weak...very weak.

[derf]

So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?

[Smittie61984]

Have a $10,000 bottle of wine, light a fire, and have a romantic threesome. If not for that, then why the fuck would you even bother getting rich?


My gf told me last night that if I have 1/4 of the money that Tiger has, that she'll go out and find me the nicest ass and bring me a new peice every night. She just wants the keys to the private jet and our 10+ world wide homes.

As of now I'm limited to Carmen Electra and Megan Fox if they happen to trip, fall, and land on my dick.

In other news our government is actually doing shit that is going to fuck up our lives. But who gives a shit about that? Some guy who can play well with balls had a fender bender with a golf club.

[Tmall]

So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?
Was he playing the front and back of each course? If so, that's a lot of holes.

[Mr Lefty]

So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?

we're talking about TIGER... not TIGGER... :lol:

[EpyonXero]

So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?

When all this came out about Tiger I was kind of suprised. The first girl that was reported is pretty hot but the latest girl with all the alleged text messages is just a basic reality TV skank who was on Tool Academy apparently. If Tiger was really messing around with her Ill just have to shake my head in dissappointment. :skep:

[RACER X]

btw, there's a 3rd chic now..........

[Kaneman]

btw, there's a 3rd chic now..........

There are probably like 10 chics, so the fuck what? This shit really bothers me.

[RACER X]

just another topic of convo for the day for me.

next bitchin about having to return my xbox.........grrrr.

[Kaneman]

just another topic of convo for the day for me.

next bitchin about having to return my xbox.........grrrr.

Yea, no doubt. My whine wasn't aimed at you.

[RACER X]

lol

[z06boy]

^^^^^:rofl:^^^^^^

I received that in an email this morning stating it was their Christmas Card Pic for this year. :lol:

[RACER X]

Elin Nordegren (the wife)

http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/ElinNordegren.jpg

the others

Jaimee Grubbs:

http://cdn.ccomrcdn.com/image/446/410/CDN-IP/cc-common/mlib/4761/12/4761_12598445563.jpg

Rachel Uchitel:

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel.jpg

Kalika Moquin:

http://files.clubplanet.com/sitefiles/ArticleImages/2187/kalika1.jpg

[the chi]

ugh, what was he thinking??!! His wife is by far the most gorgeous!

[z06boy]

ugh, what was he thinking??!! His wife is by far the most gorgeous!

Absolutely

[Apoc]

ugh, what was he thinking??!! His wife is by far the most gorgeous!


ya, but is wife is same old, same old to him...


You guys do realize that Monogamy is a restraint we put on ourselves, and not a natural instinct, right?

I said it once before. Im suprised people are suprised!

[z06boy]

ya, but is wife is same old, same old to him...


You guys do realize that Monogamy is a restraint we put on ourselves, and not a natural instinct, right?

I said it once before. Im suprised people are suprised!

I'm not all that surprised and I was just agreeing that his wife is 'absolutely' hotter than the other girls.

[RACER X]

I said it once before. Im suprised people are suprised!

alot of people are suprised it's HIM, vs some other reg. athlete. he always seemed like a better man, but in the end he's the same.

saw on jay leno last night that john travolta has been married for 20 yrs ,dunno if he had any affairs in that time, but it can be done.

[defector]

saw on jay leno last night that john travolta has been married for 20 yrs ,dunno if he had any affairs in that time, but it can be done.

I always thought Travolta's wife was pretty hot too.
And Tom Hanks' wife.

[Apoc]

alot of people are suprised it's HIM, vs some other reg. athlete. he always seemed like a better man, but in the end he's the same.



Being smart enough to keep your life private doesn't make you 'better', it makes you smarter.

As for Travolta, while its me just spouting numbers, i'd say theres about a 98% chance that he's cheated on his wife. He was just smart enough not to get caught.

[RACER X]

Being smart enough to keep your life private doesn't make you 'better', it makes you smarter.



being a better man is to keep your dick in your pants and not destroy your family.

in the end thats whats more important in my book. :shrug

[RACER X]

Report: Woods Revises Prenup, Gets Counseling
Tiger Woods, Wife Reportedly Undergoing Intense Marriage Counseling

POSTED: Thursday, December 3, 2009
UPDATED: 10:38 am CST December 3, 2009



Tiger Woods is enduring intense marriage counseling and the loss of a hefty cash sum to attempt to keep his wife, Elin, by his side, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

According to the newspaper, Woods – who said Wednesday that he hasn’t “been true” to his values and that he regretted “those transgressions” after it was rumored that he was having affairs with two women – is paying Elin Woods “a hefty seven-figure amount” to stay with the world’s No. 1 golfer. A source told the Sun-Times that the money was transferred into a personal account of Elin Woods’.

The Sun-Times also reported that Elin Woods has demanded a rewrite of the couple’s prenuptial agreement. The newspaper reported that according to a source, the original agreement would give Elin $20 million if the couple remained married for 10 years. The new agreement, according to the Sun-Times, has shortened the time frame and increased Elin’s payout “substantially.”

In addition to working out financial details, the newspaper also reported that the couple is undergoing intense marriage counseling. According to the Sun-Times, a marriage counselor has been coming to the Woods’ home several times a day to conduct sessions.
Distributed by Internet Broadcasting. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten

[z06boy]

Report: Woods Revises Prenup, Gets Counseling
Tiger Woods, Wife Reportedly Undergoing Intense Marriage Counseling

POSTED: Thursday, December 3, 2009
UPDATED: 10:38 am CST December 3, 2009



Tiger Woods is enduring intense marriage counseling and the loss of a hefty cash sum to attempt to keep his wife, Elin, by his side, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

According to the newspaper, Woods – who said Wednesday that he hasn’t “been true” to his values and that he regretted “those transgressions” after it was rumored that he was having affairs with two women – is paying Elin Woods “a hefty seven-figure amount” to stay with the world’s No. 1 golfer. A source told the Sun-Times that the money was transferred into a personal account of Elin Woods’.

The Sun-Times also reported that Elin Woods has demanded a rewrite of the couple’s prenuptial agreement. The newspaper reported that according to a source, the original agreement would give Elin $20 million if the couple remained married for 10 years. The new agreement, according to the Sun-Times, has shortened the time frame and increased Elin’s payout “substantially.”

In addition to working out financial details, the newspaper also reported that the couple is undergoing intense marriage counseling. According to the Sun-Times, a marriage counselor has been coming to the Woods’ home several times a day to conduct sessions.
Distributed by Internet Broadcasting. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten


This is true ? If so I'm thinking less of her already. Funny how it comes down to $$...humm...

[RACER X]

dunno it was on my local news site.......

[Apoc]

being a better man is to keep your dick in your pants and not destroy your family.

in the end thats whats more important in my book. :shrug

Easy to say when your a short, fat asian nobody, and not a rich, world famous athlete.

just sayin'

[Rider]

No woman is worth 7 figures, I don't care how hot she is. You know how many hookers I could bang for 7 figures? I'd get it more often than he gets it now AND be able to kick her ass out of the house when I was done with her.

[Kaneman]

Easy to say when your a short, fat asian nobody, and not a rich, world famous athlete.

just sayin'

This.

Ed, when you turn down supermodel and porn star quality ass that is being vaulted at you on a daily basis to remain 100% faithful to your wife let me know, otherwise your higher moral standards don't mean much.

Its easy to be faithful when the opportunity isn't there, or the opportunity isn't extremely high quality.

[RACER X]

and yet his "affairs" are w/ essential hostesses......where da supermodels at? other then his wife.

[Apoc]

and yet his "affairs" are w/ essential hostesses......where da supermodels at? other then his wife.

If 3 women came out about it, im guessing theres 30 more that havent.

And the first one that was reported, rachel or whatever, was just on the news. She is stunning, pics dont do her justice.

[Kaneman]

and yet his "affairs" are w/ essential hostesses......where da supermodels at? other then his wife.

Because it builds up. Lets examine at the following scenario...

Young man is raised with traditional values, he is gifted with superior athletic talent and supplemented with training. This is his focus. Soon, he is rich and famous literally beyond belief. He is focused on his skill, but enjoys the things that come easily with money (I.E. Pussy).

Later on, he genuinely falls in love, marries and has children. Yet, his celebrity only grows and the pussy never stops being served on a pussy-laden platter with pussy crystals and rubies. The temptation builds and builds and eventually his inner man will take over and he will eat that like pancakes.

In the bedroom, in the dark...it's not about which female ranks the highest in terms of sheer physical beauty, it's about the one that says the right things, touches the right places, and smells just right to trigger that one final urge that can not be denied.

You, Ed, will never know what that's like because there is no pussy platter of magic rubies being offered to you. You can not pretend to know what that is like because it has never happened to you and never will. Likewise with myself, and most regular guys like us.

[RACER X]

You, Ed, will never know what that's like because there is no pussy platter of magic rubies being offered to you. You can not pretend to know what that is like because it has never happened to you and never will. Likewise with myself, and most regular guys like us.

troof!

still doesn't mean i can't hope for higher moral fiber, but i guess that is asking too much nowadays.

[Kaneman]

troof!

still doesn't mean i can't hope for higher moral fiber, but i guess that is asking too much nowadays.

Leave the drama out of it, you know? Its not "nowadays" its basic human behavior and should not necessarily be chastised. It has always been that men in power get lots of tail, and it always will be that way.

[defector]

Because it builds up. Lets examine at the following scenario...

Young man is raised with traditional values, he is gifted with superior athletic talent and supplemented with training. This is his focus. Soon, he is rich and famous literally beyond belief. He is focused on his skill, but enjoys the things that come easily with money (I.E. Pussy).

Later on, he genuinely falls in love, marries and has children. Yet, his celebrity only grows and the pussy never stops being served on a pussy-laden platter with pussy crystals and rubies. The temptation builds and builds and eventually his inner man will take over and he will eat that like pancakes.

In the bedroom, in the dark...it's not about which female ranks the highest in terms of sheer physical beauty, it's about the one that says the right things, touches the right places, and smells just right to trigger that one final urge that can not be denied.

You, Ed, will never know what that's like because there is no pussy platter of magic rubies being offered to you. You can not pretend to know what that is like because it has never happened to you and never will. Likewise with myself, and most regular guys like us.

OR

He has always been a he-whore, changing women like he changes shirts. Maybe that's who he really is.
Maybe the family man image is that and that alone. An image.

[Rider]

Leave the drama out of it, you know? Its not "nowadays" its basic human behavior and should not necessarily be chastised. It has always been that men in power get lots of tail, and it always will be that way.

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. " --Tony Montana

[RACER X]

Leave the drama out of it, you know? Its not "nowadays" its basic human behavior and should not necessarily be chastised. .

thats your personnal belief. not mine.

[pauldun170]

Everyone

Please keep in mind that Ed's wife is on here.


Ed is HAS NEVER thought about other women.
Right Ed?

[RACER X]

look all you want bro. i point them out to my wife...........

[RACER X]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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We now see that Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.
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What do the Ryder Cup and Tiger's house have in common?
They are both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.
************************************************** ****
Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to a multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it's new line of women's fairway woods. Their
new slogan; "Elin Woods - clubs you can beat Tiger with".

[Kaneman]

OR

He has always been a he-whore, changing women like he changes shirts. Maybe that's who he really is.
Maybe the family man image is that and that alone. An image.

Quite possible as well. Although I would use man-slut instead of he-whore.

thats your personnal belief. not mine.

You, and a lot of other people (read majority) are kidding themselves about the reality of it. The proof is in the pudding though.

[RACER X]

this is blocked for me , so i don't know if it's funny

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2cgMueG9FE

[Apoc]

OR

He has always been a he-whore, changing women like he changes shirts. Maybe that's who he really is.
Maybe the family man image is that and that alone. An image.

Maybe thats who almost all of us really are?

I used to think i'd never cheat too. I started bodybuilding, and met an amazing woman I fell hard for right away. I was working at a strip joint, and I had women all over me. Know what I found out? Im a lying, cheating asshole. I love pussy. I love lots of different pussy.

Obviously my relationship didnt last very long, but I learned one thing from it. I AM ONLY A MAN! And when the testosterone flows, and mini-me twitches, I act first, and think later.

Did I regret it? Sure I did. Can I change it? Nope.

Its the one thing that makes me wonder if I should ever get married to begin with, because when opportunity knocks, i've proven to myself that I cant leave the door closed.

And while I wont sit here and say I like that weekness about myself, I do accept it.

[RACER X]

You, and a lot of other people (read majority) are kidding themselves about the reality of it. The proof is in the pudding though.

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

[Apoc]

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.


Agreed... But were not comparing your reality to the whole countries. Were comparing to the rich and famous. Money and fame change things, period.

[defector]

Maybe thats who almost all of us really are?

I used to think i'd never cheat too. I started bodybuilding, and met an amazing woman I fell hard for right away. I was working at a strip joint, and I had women all over me. Know what I found out? Im a lying, cheating asshole. I love pussy. I love lots of different pussy.

Obviously my relationship didnt last very long, but I learned one thing from it. I AM ONLY A MAN! And when the testosterone flows, and mini-me twitches, I act first, and think later.

Did I regret it? Sure I did. Can I change it? Nope.

Its the one thing that makes me wonder if I should ever get married to begin with, because when opportunity knocks, i've proven to myself that I cant leave the door closed.

And while I wont sit here and say I like that weekness about myself, I do accept it.

You could very well be correct. I understand what you are saying. Maybe more people should be personally aware before entering into something like a marriage.

[RACER X]

Agreed... But were not comparing your reality to the whole countries. Were comparing to the rich and famous. Money and fame change things, period.



well unforn. there is no KNOWN % of rich and famous divorce vs stayed married.

just like good and bad kids, no real know data other then what makes the news.

[zlicius]

being a better man is to keep your dick in your pants and not destroy your family.

in the end thats whats more important in my book. :shrug

awww. that's like the most romanticle thing you've ever said. :luvu:

[Apoc]

well unforn. there is no KNOWN % of rich and famous divorce vs stayed married.

just like good and bad kids, no real know data other then what makes the news.


Fair enough. But talented athletes usually learn to be manwhores at a very young age, 14-15. It very rarely changes.

[fasternyou929]

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

Once again, your title of electrical engineer scares me when you do math in public. You're off a little bit... by a factor of 100.

I guess that's just indicative of your family, not all Asians? :lol:

[RACER X]

damm decimals.........lol

[CasterTroy]

when opportunity knocks, i've proven to myself that I cant leave the door closed.


A Canadian bouncer was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers

Apoc had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' the Canadian answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!

[shmike]

A Canadian bouncer was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers

Apoc had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' the Canadian answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!


:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Apoc]

A Canadian bouncer was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers

Apoc had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' the Canadian answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!

that joke is as old as you....

and your really, really old. :lol:

[CasterTroy]

that joke is as old as you....

and your really, really old. :lol:

I'd reply with a really good zinger...but I forgot what we were talking about and I smell pee

[RACER X]

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/16.jpg

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/17.jpg




tiger wishes........lol

[EpyonXero]

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/16.jpg

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/17.jpg




tiger wishes........lol

Guarantee he could get that if he wanted to.

[CasterTroy]

Guarantee he could get that if he wanted to.


Hell, Karls ass would be in high heels and lipstick waiting for tiger for the right money!

[RACER X]

if he's gonna pay $20mil he should have vs the 3 that are "out" right now........lol

[Rider]

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/16.jpg

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/17.jpg




tiger wishes........lol

That chick is too thin.. unless of course you like fucking girls that look like 12 yo boys. :td:

[Tmall]

You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

[Rider]

You see that perfect example of a woman right there? Ya, I wouldn't fuck her. Her knees are too bony and she has no hair on her upper lip.

Perfect example of a woman? :lol

[the chi]

:rofl: She may be someone's perfect example of a woman, but in reality that chick isnt even reasonably in the same category as your average woman.

She is scarily thin, we at least need SOME meat to cover the bones for heavens sake. :lol:

Im sorry, that Rachel U chick looks like a man...ugh

[defector]

If you can see her heart beating, she is too thin. :lol

[Tmall]

Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..

[Apoc]

Perfect example of a woman? :lol

Perfect... Stunning... Absolutely gorgeous...


Really, i'd love to see the wives of all you guys who comment on women like this. I'm sure some of them are pretty, but im willing to bet they've got nothing on her.

[Rider]

Believe what you will. But, there's a reason she gets paid to be gorgeous, and we're sitting here trying to critique her for it..

She's a runway model. If you are very tall, anorexic thin and have a decent face, you too can get a job a s a runway model but you will never see one of them as a Playboy centerfold for a reason. They don't have attractive bodies.

[Rider]

Perfect... Stunning... Absolutely gorgeous...


Really, i'd love to see the wives of all you guys who comment on women like this. I'm sure some of them are pretty, but im willing to bet they've got nothing on her.

This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.
http://images.radcity.net/5163/4079132.jpg

[z06boy]

This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.


Well I can't argue with this.

[Tmall]

You know that Valentino Rossi? I don't like how he rides. I know a few guys locally, I like how they ride better.

Here's my buddy Jeff on his Goldwing, http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LxZ4Mi3rR3Q/SwQjGu7pfII/AAAAAAAAdI0/3F8Lm1UkXDA/s1600/img_4546.jpg

See how he uses all of the road and hustles that big bike through there?

This douchenozzle shouldn't even be on a bike, look how much smaller it is. Not real world AT ALL! http://www.raptorsandrockets.com/images/Roadracing/Rossi_Mugello06_03r.JPG

[Particle Man]

You know that Valentino Rossi? I don't like how he rides. I know a few guys locally, I like how they ride better.

Here's my buddy Jeff on his Goldwing,

See how he uses all of the road and hustles that big bike through there?

This douchenozzle shouldn't even be on a bike, look how much smaller it is. Not real world AT ALL!

:bunny:

[Rider]

:bunny:

Funny I almost posted the same shit. :lol

[Particle Man]

Funny I almost posted the same shit. :lol

:lol: Great minds etc etc

[Apoc]

This chic is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter. Curves in the right places.
http://images.radcity.net/5163/4079132.jpg


I'll take the runway model over her....

I prefer this over both of them though:

[Rider]

I'll take the runway model over her....

I prefer this over both of them though:

You fap to whatever you want but I have to ask, are you a Catholic priest by chance?

[Apoc]

You fap to whatever you want but I have to ask, are you a Catholic priest by chance?


Are you trying to say Trish Stratus looks like a fucking boy? You need your man card revoked, permanently...

[Rider]

Are you trying to say Trish Stratus looks like a fucking boy? You need your man card revoked, permanently...

From the shoulders to the waist. She has a stunning face though.

[z06boy]

Tiger Wood's wife looks better than all three imho.

Of those three though I still like the one Rider posted best.

[z06boy]

Are you trying to say Trish Stratus looks like a fucking boy? You need your man card revoked, permanently...

Well there sure are better pics of her if one should Google her...at least that's what I heard. :whistle:

[Apoc]

Ya.... totally boyish...

[defector]

I can't really say I find any of the women posted as unattractive. None I would call perfect, but I am also not a true believer that one exists.

[Apoc]

From the shoulders to the waist. She has a stunning face though.

well, you keep your 'soft, curvy' girls...

I much prefer one who isnt covered in three layers of fat, and then airbrushed....

(see what I did there? Same as you guys saying the runway model is too skinny?)

[fasternyou929]

well, you keep your 'soft, curvy' girls...

I much prefer one who isnt covered in three layers of fat, and then airbrushed....

(see what I did there? Same as you guys saying the runway model is too skinny?)

Like this one? I have no idea who she is, just a random umbrella girl postd on the WERA boards.

http://www.kathleentesori.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tesori-pirelli-1.jpg

[Kaneman]

Like this one? I have no idea who she is, just a random umbrella girl postd on the WERA boards.



That's Kathleen dude, but I just call her Katie. I'll tell her you said hi.

[Apoc]

Like this one? I have no idea who she is, just a random umbrella girl postd on the WERA boards.

http://www.kathleentesori.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tesori-pirelli-1.jpg


She's cute. She could use some implants though!

[fasternyou929]

That's Kathleen dude, but I just call her Katie. I'll tell her you said hi.

:lol: Please do.

[CasterTroy]

That's Kathleen dude, but I just call her Katie. I'll tell her you said hi.

Wouldn't that violate the restraining order she (and many others) filed last year?

[Kaneman]

Wouldn't that violate the restraining order she (and many others) filed last year?

Not after my latest round of cosmetic surgery, she'll never know its me.

[MissHell]

... None I would call perfect, but I am also not a true believer that one exists.
I'm right here! :nee:

Kidding! :lol:

I think the model chick is attractive, don't see why you all are talking bad about her. I could only wish my body would look like that. :whistle:
http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/16.jpg

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/gallerix/albums/20/38663/full/17.jpg

[Kaneman]

I'm usually the last one to bag on hot chics on the internet, but I will say that the skinny one looks sick to me. I don't want to fuck her, I want to fix her a cheeseburger with extra chili-cheese fries.

I love toned women, don't get me wrong, but she's less toned and more starving.

[defector]

I'm right here! :nee:
Kidding! :lol:


Touche'!
I should clarify about the perfect woman comment. I don't believe a perfect person exists...
They may have a perfect body, but have a completely fucked up attitude.
Or be what many would not consider attractive, but have the ability to light up a room with their personality.

BUT I believe some people are perfect for each other.

[karl_1052]

You know that Valentino Rossi? I don't like how he rides. I know a few guys locally, I like how they ride better.

Here's my buddy Jeff on his Goldwing,

See how he uses all of the road and hustles that big bike through there?

This douchenozzle shouldn't even be on a bike, look how much smaller it is. Not real world AT ALL!

Worst analogy ever!
:lol

I am with Rider, the chick he posted is far from fat.
Why not post pics of your women, Tmall and Apoc? Lets see what perfect really is.:tremble:

Hell, Karls ass would be in high heels and lipstick waiting for tiger for the right money!

Fuggin right!

[Tmall]

I've never once said what I had was perfect. But, I don't bag on a Ferrari because I think a camaro is better for the real world.

And it was a piss poor analogy.. :lol:

[RACER X]

outrun tigers wife game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[Apoc]

Worst analogy ever!
:lol

I am with Rider, the chick he posted is far from fat.
Why not post pics of your women, Tmall and Apoc? Lets see what perfect really is.:tremble:



Fuggin right!

I didnt actually mean she was fat :lol: I was being ridiculous, like rider was in saying that trish stratus looked like a boy!

[karl_1052]

I didnt actually mean she was fat :lol: I was being ridiculous, like rider was in saying that trish stratus looked like a boy!

Dude, Stacey Keibler owns Trish Stratus.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stacy-keibler.jpg

[Apoc]

Stacy is my future wife! You stop looking at her pictures!

[karl_1052]

Stacy is my future wife! You stop looking at her pictures!

I don't just look.

FAP!FAP!FAP!

[Flexin]

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

That is great for your family but it doesn't mean mean some of them didn't cheat or are not cheating now. Some people will stay in a bad relationship for years and years with a cheating partner. Some don't get caught.

James

[Apoc]

Looks like Tiger is up to 7 women (one porn star! Good job!) and two trips to the hospital after reportedly 'falling down the stairs' :lol:

[Trip]

After years of nothing from Tiger, he really is making a splash in the tabloids.

[Apoc]

It amazes me that he thought he could keep this shit a secret.

[RACER X]

radio said tiger used to frequent a bar, 2 mi from his house called the blue martini, and 1 of the rooms was tigers room........lol

[Tmall]

Is anybody surprised? For real..

The richest athlete in the world wasn't loyal?

Well no shit.... That's like saying, "I heard this Hitler guy had an issue with the Jews.." understatement? Fuck yeah..

[Dave]

Is anybody surprised? For real..

The richest athlete in the world wasn't loyal?

Well no shit.... That's like saying, "I heard this Hitler guy had an issue with the Jews.." understatement? Fuck yeah..

i thought that was schumacher?

[Rider]

i thought that was schumacher?

I thought it was Michael Jordan, dude practically owns Nike.

[Dave]

My gf told me last night that if I have 1/4 of the money that Tiger has, that she'll go out and find me the nicest ass and bring me a new peice every night. She just wants the keys to the private jet and our 10+ world wide homes.

As of now I'm limited to Carmen Electra and Megan Fox if they happen to trip, fall, and land on my dick.

In other news our government is actually doing shit that is going to fuck up our lives. But who gives a shit about that? Some guy who can play well with balls had a fender bender with a golf club.

nice, i put my dibs on linda cardellini and jennifer connelly. I think vic had channing tatum and john meyer

[RACER X]

the "porno" star

Go Tiger!!! lol

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/photos/file-2009/holly-sampson-280417.jpg

same girl? before plastic for sure

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/tiger-woods-and-the-motorcycle-calendar-girl/8982.html



http://www.visordown.com/uploads/images/Large/3403.jpg

[Dave]

being a better man is to keep your dick in your pants and not destroy your family.

in the end thats whats more important in my book. :shrug

1000% agree. however,

Dude, Stacey Keibler owns Trish Stratus.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/stacy-keibler.jpg

pretty sure stacey could break me :whatwhat:

[Dave]

the "porno" star



http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/photos/file-2009/holly-sampson-280417.jpg


http://www.visordown.com/uploads/images/Large/3403.jpg

ok, chameleon eye nipples is a NOGO in my book.

[RACER X]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/al-sharpton-blasts-tiger-woods-for-lack-of-mistress-diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

[Apoc]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/al-sharpton-blasts-tiger-woods-for-lack-of-mistress-diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”


Is this for fucking real? :lol: If so, its really time someone shoot that asshole!

[Dave]

Is this for fucking real? :lol: If so, its really time someone shoot that asshole!

the best part is you cant even tell! :lmao:

[Homeslice]

the "porno" star

Go Tiger!!! lol

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/photos/file-2009/holly-sampson-280417.jpg

same girl? before plastic for sure

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news--general-news/tiger-woods-and-the-motorcycle-calendar-girl/8982.html



http://www.visordown.com/uploads/images/Large/3403.jpg

Doesn't look the same at all........second girl is way prettier

[Dave]

and probably doesnt have crosseyed boobs

[RACER X]

Gatorade has dropped tiger

http://www.dailybuzzonline.com/tiger-woods-latest-update-gatorade-drops-tiger-woods-drink/2361/

[RACER X]

n/m appearntly they were dropping it before all the scandal.

[z06boy]

:lol: Al Sharpton

[Dave]

n/m appearntly they were dropping it before all the scandal.

suuuuure

[z06boy]

suuuuure

:lol: Yep that's what I thought too.

[RACER X]

he's up to 11 now

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2473326/tiger_woods_mistresses_count_at_11how.html?cat=14

[Homeslice]

And how are these being "verified"..........I'm sure tons of chicks want their name out there, in hopes of getting on TV or something.

[Flexin]

And how are these being "verified"..........I'm sure tons of chicks want their name out there, in hopes of getting on TV or something.

Thats the same thing I'm thinking. To me it sounds like some people looking for their 10 seconds of fame.

James

[Kaneman]

I like this quote. See, apparently its perfectly acceptable to marry a man because he is rich and famous, and not because you love him. But cheating on a woman who would do so...COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!

lolz

"This is no surprise to anyone who knows Tiger," said Crane, pictured above. "He's a phony and a fake and he can't retain that squeaky-clean endorsement deal any longer."

Crane also hinted that Elin Woods could have known all about Woods' alleged extramarital activities. "She's no fool," he said, and speculated that she possibly "turned a blind eye because of the money and the kids and the lifestyle he provides."

[karl_1052]

I like this quote. See, apparently its perfectly acceptable to marry a man because he is rich and famous, and not because you love him. But cheating on a woman who would do so...COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!

lolz

"This is no surprise to anyone who knows Tiger," said Crane, pictured above. "He's a phony and a fake and he can't retain that squeaky-clean endorsement deal any longer."

Crane also hinted that Elin Woods could have known all about Woods' alleged extramarital activities. "She's no fool," he said, and speculated that she possibly "turned a blind eye because of the money and the kids and the lifestyle he provides."

So, he really has no fookin clue.

[Kaneman]

So, he really has no fookin clue.

Maybe, maybe not. But you can put the pieces together fairly easily.

[derf]

Leaked Tiger sex tape!!!!

http://break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html?matchid=

[shmike]

Leaked Tiger sex tape!!!!

http://break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html?matchid=

:lol

[RACER X]

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't merry,

Cause a bimbo's phone number in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had
the story.

From the top of the Tour to basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home; in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin'; paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year

[z06boy]

:lol:

[cuttle]

http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/tiger-woods-wife-outrun-video-game.swf

[Dave]

up to 14 and this ones a cougar. Also a link to a doc who has a rep for perscribing roids.

[derf]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tiger-lead.jpg?w=500&h=412

[LeeNetworX]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tiger-lead.jpg?w=500&h=412

More pics of girl in that outfit, please.

[RACER X]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[Dave]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/tiger-lead.jpg?w=500&h=412

:lmao:

[CasterTroy]

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oahvguw_7PA&feature=related