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CasterTroy
12-01-2009, 09:09 AM
Twelve Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.


Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.


The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest (Raymond). As she danced, his bell began
to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.


Embarrassed, Raymond took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started to ring.

LeeNetworX
12-01-2009, 09:10 AM
:lol

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

z06boy
12-01-2009, 09:12 AM
Well at least it wasn't a little altar boy that bent over. :lol:

*edited* for English :lol:

LeeNetworX
12-01-2009, 09:16 AM
Well atleast it was a little alter boy that ben over. :lol:

Engrish?

wildchild
12-01-2009, 09:16 AM
so wrong and yet so true. LOL

Particle Man
12-01-2009, 09:25 AM
:lol:

z06boy
12-01-2009, 09:41 AM
Engrish?

:lol: Yeah after reading what I posted I thought wtf ?

Ok let's try this again...

At least it wasn't a little altar boy that bent over.