Merry Christmas!

[TYEster]

SHITTER WAS FULL!

Bwahahaha it never fails or gets old to me...

[CasterTroy]

Shitter was full!



Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there
on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him
brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want
to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap,
ying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,
dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of
monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

[karl_1052]

Shitter was full!



Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me,
I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight.
I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there
on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him
brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want
to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap,
ying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking,
dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,
dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass,
bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of
monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

See sig

[TYEster]

See avatar :lol:

[karl_1052]

See avatar :lol:

Eddie: They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

:lol

[marko138]

I'm gonna have to watch this soon.

[Rider]

I'm gonna have to watch this soon.

It's been on TV every day for the last week.

[marko138]

It's been on TV every day for the last week.
Not on broadcast it hasn't.

[Rider]

Not on broadcast it hasn't.

Oh that's right. I think it has been on TBS or something like that.

[marko138]

Oh that's right. I think it has been on TBS or something like that.
I need to get some extra curricular tv action going.

[Rider]

I need to get some extra curricular tv action going.

DL it. bit torrent is your friend.

[marko138]

DL it. bit torrent is your friend.
Nah, I dont get in to that shit. I'll just bust out the dvd, fool.

[TYEster]

Oh that's right. I think it has been on TBS or something like that.

AMC

Also this brought up a thought, there must be shit for Christmas movies out there, because they seemingly need to air the crap out of this one, as well as the Christmas Story for 24 whole hours.

Get some new movies already! *Granted the classics rock and will never be beaten.

[Hydrant]

My current profile pic on FB

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Hydrant/ChristmasVacation.jpg

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?... See More
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.

[skiergirl]

Cousin Eddy? or Tye? :rockout:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d174/skiergirl/IMG00322.jpg

[Flexin]

LOL. Classic movie.

James

[Flexin]

AMC

Also this brought up a thought, there must be shit for Christmas movies out there, because they seemingly need to air the crap out of this one, as well as the Christmas Story for 24 whole hours.

Get some new movies already! *Granted the classics rock and will never be beaten.

They are two classics. Fuck the new ones. For a good Christmas all that is needed is family, a tree, some good food, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and Christmas Story.

That being said my wife and I do like "fuck me Santa". LOL I forget the real name of the movie but it has Billy Bob in it.

James

[TYEster]

They are two classics. Fuck the new ones. For a good Christmas all that is needed is family, a tree, some good food, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and Christmas Story.

That being said my wife and I do like "fuck me Santa". LOL I forget the real name of the movie but it has Billy Bob in it.

James

Bad Santa? lol

[karl_1052]

They are two classics. Fuck the new ones. For a good Christmas all that is needed is family, a tree, some good food, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and Christmas Story.

That being said my wife and I do like "fuck me Santa". LOL I forget the real name of the movie but it has Billy Bob in it.

James

I will agree and disagree.
They are classic Christmas comedies, but Bad Santa and Elf will make an apperance on my TV every season too.

[shmike]

I will agree and disagree.
They are classic Christmas comedies, but Bad Santa and Elf will make an apperance on my TV every season too.

Good ones.

I also try to watch The Ref each year.

[karl_1052]

Good ones.

I also try to watch The Ref each year.

Good call. Also Die Hard(the original)

[TYEster]

Good call. Also Die Hard(the original)

This probably my favorite holiday movie.

[neebelung]

:dvrofl:

[Flexin]

Bad Santa? lol

That would be it. LOL.

James

[Flexin]

I will agree and disagree.
They are classic Christmas comedies, but Bad Santa and Elf will make an apperance on my TV every season too.

Oh its nice to have the other ones on as well. There are some other ones that I can't remember the name of that are fun to watch. Some are cartoons. Its nice to have them all but you at least have to have those too.

James

Good call. Also Die Hard(the original)

I love Die Hard.

James

[Flexin]

Here is a good top 10 list I just found.

http://www.squidoo.com/top-ten-christmas-movies

#10 - Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
#9 - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
#8 - A Christmas Carol
#7 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas
#6 - A Charlie Brown Christmas
#5 - It's a Wonderful Life
#4 - Miracle on 34th Street
#3 - The Year Without a Santa Claus
#2 - Little Women
#1 - A Christmas Story

I agree with all but number 2. I don't even know if I have seen that movie.

James

[Flexin]

Home alone is good as well.

James

[Hydrant]

It might just be me, there is not much that I won't watch. But I think Christmas Story and Elf might just be the two worst movies out there. I can't stand Will Ferrell in Elf, he is a sub-par actor to begin with and him being an annoying elf just buries it. Christmas Story, I just have never understood fascination with this one, I've tried to watch it and it just bores the hell out of me. TNT or whatever channel it is on for 24 hours is un-programmed from my TV's.

A tv rant from Scrooge.


:)

[Flexin]

It might just be me, there is not much that I won't watch. But I think Christmas Story and Elf might just be the two worst movies out there. I can't stand Will Ferrell in Elf, he is a sub-par actor to begin with and him being an annoying elf just buries it. Christmas Story, I just have never understood fascination with this one, I've tried to watch it and it just bores the hell out of me. TNT or whatever channel it is on for 24 hours is un-programmed from my TV's.

A tv rant from Scrooge.


:)

What? Christmas Story doesn't bring you back to when you were a kid? That movie kicks ass.

Ralphie is visiting Santa at the department store, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

http://ambassador.rit.edu/bca/images/stories/blogs/aml6057/christmas_entry/a_christmas_story.jpg

http://lizarrasmith.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/lamp.jpg

http://www.douglasderda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/achristmasstory.jpg

http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/20/christmas_story3_2.jpg

James

[Rider]

http://lizarrasmith.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/lamp.jpg



Fragile..... It must be Italian.