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RACER X
12-09-2009, 10:12 AM
Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base


* "U.S. Marines -Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
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* "Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"
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* "Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"
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* "U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents to Allah"
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* "Stop Global Whining"
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* "When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine"
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* "The Marine Corps -When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
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* "Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
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* "Marines - Providing the Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775"
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* "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
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* "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"
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* "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Brawl"
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* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
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* "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
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* "A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy --Blessed Be the Peacemakers"
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* "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has never solved anything."

* "beauty is a high and tight away ""
wildchild
12-09-2009, 10:20 AM
not a bumper sticker but my buddy who was a marine, I used to be in Army, asked me if I knew whar Army stood for.

Aint Ready to be Marines Yet. Yeah I had to give him props for that one.
wildchild
12-09-2009, 10:21 AM
* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

i love that one, especially since my kid went to Iraq while my coworker's kids went to college. I better not mention it here though.
the chi
12-09-2009, 11:17 AM
* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

i love that one, especially since my kid went to Iraq while my coworker's kids went to college. I better not mention it here though.

Why not? Its true isnt it?

I love the bumper stickers, if I had any Marine affiliation I might get one myself, but thats the only branch my family never went to.
wildchild
12-09-2009, 12:20 PM
Why not? Its true isnt it?

I love the bumper stickers, if I had any Marine affiliation I might get one myself, but thats the only branch my family never went to.

it's true but office politics say I would probably in the unemployment line if i mentioned it even in jest.
the chi
12-09-2009, 12:36 PM
it's true but office politics say I would probably in the unemployment line if i mentioned it even in jest.

Oh, i thought you meant mention it here as in TWFix. Of course, office politics...hate them. And somehow, someway, they could make you the bad guy for having a child that serves...*sigh*
Cutty72
12-09-2009, 12:56 PM
not a bumper sticker but my buddy who was a marine, I used to be in Army, asked me if I knew whar Army stood for.

Aint Ready to be Marines Yet. Yeah I had to give him props for that one.

Hey, I resemble that...
wildchild
12-09-2009, 01:27 PM
what truly blows my mind is how many people say "i'm sorry to hear that" when they find out he's in.