View Full Version : Post a Random FB Status From Your Friends
LeeNetworX
12-10-2009, 10:05 AM
I'm SO fucking bored. Post a funny, odd, "WTF?" or interesting status message from one of your FB friends.
FEMALE: I will say I am proud of myself that I have certain standards now that I will not allow myself to be weak or "feel bad" for your situation...if you can't give me what I deserve, then it is not good enough...it amazes me still to see how some women think they have that "prize" and as someone once told me...he will never...
LeeNetworX
12-10-2009, 10:10 AM
:pod:
FEMALE: Good night, happy ending :)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x3/ignatius_reilly/facebook.jpg
CasterTroy
12-10-2009, 10:21 AM
Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch
marko138
12-10-2009, 10:24 AM
Good thread idea.
Female: has no idea what happened to our mail. Put it in the mailbox...later saw the wind blew the mailbox lid open...went to shut it and saw no mail was in there...thought the mailman got it but then saw him coming to our street 30 minutes later...chased him down the road in my PJ's, socks, and messy bed head, only to find that he did not get our mail...it's not on the streets or the neighboring streets or yards...WHERE IS IT!!
LeeNetworX
12-10-2009, 10:28 AM
Female: Just heard a live commercial for a laser hair removal that said "average woman spends 63 hours a week shaving", I think they meant to say minutes. If you are spending 63 hours a week shaving your not a woman you are a Sasquatch
:lol
azoomm
12-10-2009, 10:28 AM
Male: Hugo Gunnar (GlennHoddlefootballGod)Hellström ett år idag!!!!!
:lol:
Female: thinks her undramatic, predictable, idyllic life is just about perfect.
Mrs. Colleen
12-10-2009, 10:29 AM
I am sharing mine. :D
Three year old boy: Where is God? Me: Where do you think God it? Boy: She is at her home.
Some days I really love my job. This boy spent the next few minutes correcting everyone that said "he." :lol:
karl_1052
12-10-2009, 12:17 PM
Troy: I am coming out of the closet.
redflip
Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas?
Karl: Would a Realdoll be inappropriate?
:lol:
neebelung
12-10-2009, 01:06 PM
FEMALE: Just had some crazy ass women call my cell phone like 50 times and then ask me why I was sleeping w her husband and letting him use my cell phone to call home? Really ?? And when I told her she had the wrong number she called me a cracker and hung up on me. Now she won't stop calling me. AHH...For the record.. I am NO...T sleeping w a married man but I am a cracker.
FEMALE (married): Sometimes I wish I'd just give it up and be gay. Men suck quite a bit.
MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!
HurricaneHeather
12-10-2009, 01:25 PM
Female: I love when you ask to borrow my truck, use up ALL of my gas, hand me the keys and say, “the gas light came on, you might want to gas it up…” I just flippin love that.
HurricaneHeather
12-10-2009, 01:27 PM
Female: My car has a light that flashes 'slip'. Like I may be unaware that I'm slipping as I slide into the light pole.
t-homo
12-10-2009, 04:10 PM
MALE: With powers comparable to Wonderboy's!
lmao.
Mine: "Sex turns gay people straight and gay people into Mexicans. Everyone goes down a notch."
Male: An enclosed garage is not the place to hook up a siren on the gocart!!!!
Female: The sun needs to stop tricking me.
Here are 2 of my fav's from todays selection
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7151/antz.jpg
:lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/Cory4500/CycleForums/Facebook.jpg
neebelung
12-15-2009, 01:08 PM
Here are 2 of my fav's from todays selection
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7151/antz.jpg
:rofl:
All the guys in the warehouse here call her Larry Gaga.
Here's a selection from today....
Male: Hey Santa! Last year u gave me a sweater for Christmas...this year I would prefer a moaner or a screamer, please and thankyou!
t-homo
12-15-2009, 02:18 PM
All of mine are either about finals or christmas break.
I don't know what his status says, but a friend of mine told me that my ex is posting up the things I am getting our son for Christmas as if he bought them. LOSER!
lauralynne
12-15-2009, 04:00 PM
I have a friend that every single post every single day includes something about her boyfriend Anthony Flores and how she's going to be happy forever, love of her life, can't live without him. Including the "My divorce papers are being filed today - I'm going to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend Anthony Flores"
I GET that you're happy. But wow. what happens if Anthony Flores leaves you? You will have nothing to do or talk about apparently.
I'll post it up later tonight - it's hillarious.
Dragonpaco
12-15-2009, 04:33 PM
FEMALE: Just broke up with jeff, goin out a gettin me some!!!!!!!!!!
(i'm jeff and i havent heard a damn thing about it)
FEMALE: A Maxim magazine came to my office, my one boss threw it on my desk and said "Here, you have this, you like to look at this stuff, and we cant put this in the waiting room." He still thinks im a raging dykeaholic. Awesome...
(she always has the best statuses)
RACER X
12-15-2009, 04:39 PM
Troy: I am coming out of the closet.
redflip
Zlicius:What do you get an 11 year old boy for christmas?
Karl: Would a Realdoll be inappropriate?
:lol:
:lol:
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/2162/fboftheday.jpg
Kaneman
12-15-2009, 05:12 PM
Nope, that last dude isn't gay at all.
Nope, that last dude isn't gay at all.
He's a low level writer for a popular sports TV network that does its own programs, totally gay
pauldun170
12-16-2009, 08:36 PM
" If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start randomly dropping anvils from the sky onto your head. To change this option, go to Settings --> Blacksmith Settings --> Forge Tools, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Anvil.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."
pauldun170
12-16-2009, 08:43 PM
"This important info was sent by a friend: URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends. :)"
t-homo
12-17-2009, 09:15 AM
Bredget "I have started my morning off really grumpy and I don't like it.... I am going to change Ms. Grumpy pants into Ms. Happy pants...LOL"
Dima "I'm Mr. No pants now. :D"
marko138
12-17-2009, 10:09 AM
" If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start randomly dropping anvils from the sky onto your head. To change this option, go to Settings --> Blacksmith Settings --> Forge Tools, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Anvil.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see."
:lol Nice.
LeeNetworX
12-17-2009, 12:21 PM
"This important info was sent by a friend: URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends. :)"
I'm using that one.
pauldun170
12-17-2009, 12:25 PM
I'm using that one.
Here are her other ones
If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.
If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will start forcing all your friends to post funny variations on the Google Indexing rumor that ran rampant yesterday. To change this option, go to Settings --> Gullible Friends --> Post Silly Parodies, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Duh.' Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and...
pauldun170
12-17-2009, 12:27 PM
..
is tickled pink by the young law intern who works on the 37th floor who comes all the way to the 40th everyday to hang his long 'perty' winter coat up in my office closet cuz, and I quote "psht, cuz dey only got these low ass churs down dere 'n I'm not fittin'na get it durty foh no internship". My tea just became good ...to the last drop...
Male: Anyone want a messy roommate?
pauldun170
12-17-2009, 12:30 PM
....
Ok topic for today I witness something at radiation a woman with a goatee
competing with mine c' mon son wax or laser please
CasterTroy
12-17-2009, 01:33 PM
Chis is too funny
!!!!WARNING!!!!!! At noon today Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
marko138
12-17-2009, 01:58 PM
Chis is too funny
!!!!WARNING!!!!!! At noon today Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
I love these. I'm gonna steal them and post them in my status. There's one girl on my FB that always posts those dumb ass warnings.
Rider
12-17-2009, 02:05 PM
I love these. I'm gonna steal them and post them in my status. There's one girl on my FB that always posts those dumb ass warnings.
Your shit is already random and wacky as in, way the fuck out in left field, you don't need to steal anyone's status update.
marko138
12-17-2009, 02:18 PM
Your shit is already random and wacky as in, way the fuck out in left field, you don't need to steal anyone's status update.
:lol: My shit is straight up.
neebelung
12-17-2009, 02:57 PM
Chis is too funny
!!!!WARNING!!!!!! At noon today Facebook will automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
Ah yes, my husband... :rofl:
The fake warning things are just as stupid as the real ones. That's why 99% of my friends are hidden. If I want to know what your status is, I visit your profile.
marko138
12-17-2009, 03:26 PM
The fake warning things are just as stupid as the real ones. That's why 99% of my friends are hidden. If I want to know what your status is, I visit your profile.
If all your friends are hidden then whats the point of FB for you?
If all your friends are hidden then whats the point of FB for you?
Not all of them are hidden and it's so I can communicate with friends that don't live around me that aren't from this forum. It's better than email because I have been using it with my college friends since it was only available to college users when it first opened to the University of Tennessee. I believe there was only about 30 colleges that were using it at that time.
marko138
12-17-2009, 03:46 PM
Not all of them are hidden and it's so I can communicate with friends that don't live around me that aren't from this forum. It's better than email because I have been using it with my college friends since it was only available to college users when it first opened to the University of Tennessee. I believe there was only about 30 colleges that were using it at that time.
How could you have possibly been in college when this started? This shit wasn't around when I was in college and I'm pretty sure you are older than me.
How could you have possibly been in college when this started? This shit wasn't around when I was in college and I'm pretty sure you are older than me.
I graduated in december of 2004, it came to UT in 2004. It was called thefacebook.com back then
I am engineer and it took 5 years to graduate and I didn't go directly to UT.
marko138
12-17-2009, 03:53 PM
I graduated in december of 2004, it came to UT in 2004. It was called thefacebook.com back then
I am engineer and it took 5 years to graduate and I didn't go directly to UT.
Interesting.
LeeNetworX
12-17-2009, 05:16 PM
If all your friends are hidden then whats the point of FB for you?
Maybe he's a Farmville junkie.
Maybe he's a Farmville junkie.
LOL, that's why most of my friends are hidden. If you play those cracked out stupid facebook games, you are pretty assured that I have hidden you on my facebook. I hate opening up facebook and seeing 100 updates about how someone found a chicken or someone robbed a bank in mafia wars. I tried blocking the games, but these people just keep getting into newer and even more annoying games. So I just started blocking these people altogether.
Bryan
12-17-2009, 11:26 PM
Posted by one of my friends who is a 5th grade teacher...
I got a "Rum Ball" from one of my 5th Graders today! I think somone's mom accidently got some of goodies for the Teachers mixed up! That was the best coffee break ever!
Posted by one of my friends who is a 5th grade teacher...
I got a "Rum Ball" from one of my 5th Graders today! I think somone's mom accidently got some of goodies for the Teachers mixed up! That was the best coffee break ever!
Awesome
I think 2 people on my friends list came out as being gay for each other (Nick and Brandon). I totally agree that they are gay for each other
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/836/triptv.jpg
t-homo
12-18-2009, 01:31 AM
fags..
Particle Man
12-18-2009, 08:26 AM
Posted by one of my friends who is a 5th grade teacher...
I got a "Rum Ball" from one of my 5th Graders today! I think somone's mom accidently got some of goodies for the Teachers mixed up! That was the best coffee break ever!
hahahahahahahaha
LeeNetworX
12-18-2009, 08:38 AM
LOL, that's why most of my friends are hidden. If you play those cracked out stupid facebook games, you are pretty assured that I have hidden you on my facebook. I hate opening up facebook and seeing 100 updates about how someone found a chicken or someone robbed a bank in mafia wars. I tried blocking the games, but these people just keep getting into newer and even more annoying games. So I just started blocking these people altogether.
:lol
But all you have to do is click on the "Hide" button on one of those messages and you can choose to never see one of those ever again.
fags..
You are just jealous that you haven't been able to rape us in the middle of the night.
:lol
But all you have to do is click on the "Hide" button on one of those messages and you can choose to never see one of those ever again.
Those people just continually find new games to annoy me with though.
marko138
12-18-2009, 09:32 AM
LOL, that's why most of my friends are hidden. If you play those cracked out stupid facebook games, you are pretty assured that I have hidden you on my facebook. I hate opening up facebook and seeing 100 updates about how someone found a chicken or someone robbed a bank in mafia wars. I tried blocking the games, but these people just keep getting into newer and even more annoying games. So I just started blocking these people altogether.
I'm hiding you when I get home from work, purely on principle.
neebelung
12-18-2009, 09:49 AM
Female: is sick of bieng groped 24/7
:dvrofl:
I'm hiding you when I get home from work, purely on principle.
You don't post that crap to my knowledge so you are unhidden on mine. Don't you feel lucky? LOL
marko138
12-18-2009, 09:53 AM
You don't post that crap to my knowledge so you are unhidden on mine. Don't you feel lucky? LOL
Oh, well in that case I won't hide you either. :lol:
pauldun170
12-20-2009, 10:24 AM
took 7 hrs to get home from the city. i'm bruised and achy. no broken bones. got a bath in beer. and punching someone is not as glamourous as it looks.... overall an excellent night. its 9am, time for bed
My sister got stuck on the train for 7 hours (normally an hour and 1/2 train ride but got stuck because of the snow.
Rider
12-21-2009, 09:02 AM
So my 26yo female cousin sent me a friend request last night. I accept and go look at her pics since I hadn't seen a pic of her in a while... well, she "had them done" and you know the saying, go big or stay home.. well she did. She looks ridiculous. :skep:
karl_1052
12-21-2009, 09:35 AM
So my 26yo female cousin sent me a friend request last night. I accept and go look at her pics since I hadn't seen a pic of her in a while... well, she "had them done" and you know the saying, go big or stay home.. well she did. She looks ridiculous. :skep:
:nopic:
Rider
12-21-2009, 09:39 AM
I cant access FB here at work otherwise I would.
:nopic:
Please, we need to see pictures
Might have been a good idea to park at the end of the driveway eh?
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5290/snowdin.jpg
And just for comparison, this car isn't going anywhere
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs094.snc3/16145_1227361398292_1056774025_30637437_349625_n.j pg
Rider
12-21-2009, 10:43 AM
Here you go. Pervs
marko138
12-21-2009, 10:45 AM
Here you go. Pervs
Wow, you weren't kidding.
Here you go. Pervs
Thank you, good job.
TommyHotWheel
12-22-2009, 07:23 PM
Chasing a Red Wings ticket down I-75...it all starts with Pintos and Cheese from Taco Bell...the adventure continues!
HurricaneHeather
12-22-2009, 07:32 PM
Female:
er klárlega stundum bara aðeins of awesome!
(Icelandic Female) :lol:
Particle Man
12-22-2009, 08:01 PM
Here you go. Pervs
holy freakin' crap - you weren't kidding
karl_1052
12-23-2009, 07:39 AM
Here you go. Pervs
I'd say just right. :boobs:
But what does her face look like?:lol:
Here you go. Pervs
I just want to stick my face in there and motorboat the shit out of them.
I just want to stick my face in there and motorboat the shit out of them.
You weren't the only one with that thought
You weren't the only one with that thought
god damn, that pic is mesmerizing.
Particle Man
12-23-2009, 01:07 PM
god damn, that pic is mesmerizing.
I'm sorry, did you say something? :boobs:
not from anyone I know
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cause-and-effect1.png
marko138
12-28-2009, 02:39 PM
not from anyone I know
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cause-and-effect1.png
:lol: Clown.
pauldun170
12-29-2009, 11:19 AM
MAN CODE states that if there are already 2 men sitting at the farthest points on a couch, another man CANNOT join them in the middle. This is known as "Homo Space." Only pets are allowed in this sacred spot.
...
Particle Man
12-29-2009, 11:28 AM
...
:lol:
pauldun170
01-20-2010, 03:45 PM
....
LeeNetworX
05-05-2010, 10:37 AM
Female User: "Cinco de Mayo is my favorite holiday with the exception of Halloween. Mexican food, margaritas, nothing gets better than that! It could be a dancin' on the table kind of night."
She probably weighs ~300 lbs; must be one Hell of a well-built table.
VatorMan
05-05-2010, 11:37 AM
MALE: It's all over except for the crying
I asked if he was having a Deliverance moment. :lol
upshift
05-05-2010, 11:47 AM
has WAY too much hair. i'll share
Theres that, then lovebirds that post how much they love and miss each other every single day. It's cool the first time but not everyone wants to know how much you miss/love them all the time. It gets annoying.
LeeNetworX
05-05-2010, 12:25 PM
Theres that, then lovebirds that post how much they love and miss each other every single day. It's cool the first time but not everyone wants to know how much you miss/love them all the time. It gets annoying.
I agree 100% except it's not cool the first time.
t-homo
05-05-2010, 12:33 PM
done with classes + cinco de drinko + dead day eve= My bed all day Friday.
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