Quick I need a Nigerian scam note

[Sean]

Someone's trying to scam me on a dining room set on CL. I want to tell him it's in Nigeria and I'll forward him cash etc etc but I need it in that stupid Nigerian pidgin they write it in.

This is what I just got:


Hi,
I have read your listing and I am persuade as it is close to what am
looking for but I had like to know if it is still obtainable, so
please get back to me as soon as possible.
John.

[Trip]

http://www.quatloos.com/cm-niger/nigerian_scam_letter_museum.htm

[Sean]

Those are 419 scams...

[Tsunami]

Write it in LOL cat or whatever that ceiling cat language is. They sound similar.

[marko138]

Write it in LOL cat or whatever that ceiling cat language is. They sound similar.
:lol: I can haz cheezburger.