Canadian Humor

[101lifts2]

Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.

On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

[HurricaneHeather]

I don't get it.

[Avatard]

You must be Canadian.

[the chi]

:lol: I get it...they didnt turn it around Heather, they left it facing away and drug it in the direction the horns were facing.

[HurricaneHeather]

:lol: I get it...they didnt turn it around Heather, they left it facing away and drug it in the direction the horns were facing.

:lol:

I know. There is a very strong need for a sarcasm font. ;)

[the chi]

:lol: Ah...I find *'s work well...

[Papa_Complex]

If a Newfie ever tells you that they joined Canada on March 31, 1949, please remind them that "effective midnight of March 31, 1949" means that they actually joined Confederation on April Fools Day.

[marko138]

Having shot a moose, two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.

On the way they were stopped by a game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses byes," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.

"Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well byes, I think that you would be finding it a lot easier to be draggin’ dat moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and tanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Bye, draggin’ by the horns is sure some easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"
:lol:

[Particle Man]

nice :lol:

[derf]

Didnt get it either until you explained it :td:

[sherri_chickie]

That's funny, I like.

[LeeNetworX]

Meh.

[karl_1052]

You must be Canadian.

Fuck you too.

:wtfru:

[Avatard]

Fuck you too.

:wtfru:

Heh, I didn't write the joke, eh?

(mine are funny)

[askmrjesus]

Meh.

This.

JC

[pauldun170]

This.

JC

That

P

Meh.

This.

JC

Those

P