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derf
12-10-2009, 11:34 PM
Take that suckas (women)

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marko138
12-11-2009, 08:26 AM
I love beer.

mutley
12-11-2009, 08:43 AM
I might have 1 now and then.

Dave
12-11-2009, 11:52 AM
#5 and #8 are kinda at odds with one another

karl_1052
12-11-2009, 12:15 PM
I might have 1 now and then.

Between whiskey shots?
:lol:

Particle Man
12-11-2009, 09:16 PM
mmmm, beer

marko138
12-13-2009, 09:53 PM
I fancy a few Jack and Cokes tonite.

OneNotSoSickPsycho
12-14-2009, 12:28 PM
59 Reasons why Beer is better than MEN :)


(Except OSP of course :whistle: )

1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.

2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.

3. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.

4. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.

5. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.

6. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.

7. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.

8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.

9. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.

10. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.

11. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.

12. A beer doesn't sulk.

13. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.

14. A beer won't switch the TV channel.

15. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.

16. A beer doesn't snore.

17. A beer can't interrupt.

18. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.

19. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.

20. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.

21. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.

22. A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.

23. A good beer is easy to find.

24. A beer can't pout.

25. A beer doesn't have a mother.

26. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.

27. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.

28. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.

29. A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.

30. A beer will be there for anytime of the month.

31. A beer doesn't want children.

32. A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.

33. A beer isn't ready until you're ready.

34. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.

35. Hangovers go away.

36. A beer tastes good.

37. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.

38. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.

39. A beer's life does not revolve around the football.

40. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.

41. A beer never needs a shave.

42. You don't have to let a beer win.

43. A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.

44. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.

45. A beer doesn't have morning breath.

46. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.

47. A beer will never drink the last beer.

48. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

49. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

50. A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom.

51. A beer is never temperamental.

52. A beer will never complain about your cooking.

53. A cold beer is a good beer.

54. A beer will never worry about losing its hair.

55. A big, fat beer is nice to have.

56. A beer won't steal the covers.

57. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.

58. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.

59. You can enjoy a beer when you are on your period.

:lol:

derf
12-16-2009, 12:41 AM
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