I just solved the middle east problem

[derf]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/problem_solved3.jpg

[karl_1052]

Might want to drop two to cover ethiopia and somalia

[marko138]

Yes.

[the chi]

Perfect.

[pdog]

Israel is still there. You just shook up the nest and now the bees are PISSED.

[Particle Man]

blocked :( I don't suppose someone could attach it?

[marko138]

blocked :( I don't suppose someone could attach it?

Here you go, fool.

6128

[Trip]

Something of that size would pretty much ensure our own death as well from fallout and debris now blocking the sun.

[Bluestreak]

Something of that size would pretty much ensure our own death as well from fallout and debris now blocking the sun.

Killjoy!


:lol:

[Rider]

A nuke that large would be bad for everyone, but a few million bombs of napalm would do nicely.

[askmrjesus]

Killjoy!

Yeah.

Thanks Capt. Buzzkill. We were all set to celebrate the deaths of millions of strangers, and you had to fuck it all up with your stupid weather report.

JC

[Particle Man]

Yeah.

Thanks Capt. Buzzkill. We were all set to celebrate the deaths of millions of strangers, and you had to fuck it all up with your stupid weather report.

JC

:lol:

[derf]

Something of that size would pretty much ensure our own death as well from fallout and debris now blocking the sun.

Listen buddy, I can only solve one problem at a time

[marko138]

Listen buddy, I can only solve one problem at a time
Thats right, Fred. Keep doing the people's business. Forget about Debbie Downer over there.

[Amber Lamps]

Aw just poison the hummus, they all eat it. That or give all the goats A.I.D.S.

[askmrjesus]

Aw just poison the hummus, they all eat it. That or give all the goats A.I.D.S.

Or you could infect all their houses with ghost cock, you fucking pervert.

JC

[derf]

Or you could infect all their houses with ghost cock, you fucking pervert.

JC

Please there is enough ghost cock on this forum all ready. Tiggers ghost cock it has gotten into you all

[Amber Lamps]

Or you could infect all their houses with ghost cock, you fucking pervert.

JC

yea well, I'm not the one that sees dicks in ordinary pictures.

[askmrjesus]

yea well, I'm not the one that sees dicks in ordinary pictures.

Hey dude, pictures of ghost cocks may be ordinary at your house, but at my house, not so much.

JC

[Trip]

Someone should put the ghost cock picture up for PotM. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Yea well, I don't have a glowing, color changing butt plug as my avatar either.

[derf]

Someone should put the ghost cock picture up for PotM. :lol:

Done

[Kaneman]

Might want to drop two to cover ethiopia and somalia

hahaha, I was about to post that almost word for word.

[101lifts2]

So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?

How about we get out of the middle east and leave it alone...

[Kaneman]

So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?

How about we get out of the middle east and leave it alone...

Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!!!

[Amber Lamps]

Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!!!

Tombstone FTW!

Yea I'd prefer not to be in the Middle East and if I had a time machine, I would go back in time and try to convince this country not to sell all of it's oil overseas back in the 1800s and early 1900s. I'd tell them not to get involved in the petty European conflict called WWI. That's what started us down this path of "policing the world" which led to WWII, Korea, Vietnam, South America, etc. Most of all, I'd tell them to stay as far away from getting involved in the Middle East as possible. No aid, no trade, no nothing and especially no involvement in the establishment of Israel. Let them fight it out amongst themselves. Who knows? It might have been over by now if all the outsiders had stayed out of it.

[derf]

So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?



Yes

[Amber Lamps]

Yes

Especially if they happen to um, destroy one of our landmarks and kill over 3,000 civilians!!!

[Amber Lamps]

So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?

How about we get out of the middle east and leave it alone...

Yep that's why we attacked them... it had nothing to do with their repeated attacks on us, our bases, embassies, landmarks, people, airplanes, etc. Nope, we were just sitting around and decided to attack them for no reason at all. God, we are fucking war-mongering bastards!

[marko138]

Someone should put the ghost cock picture up for PotM. :lol:

You own this motherfucker, make it happen, Cap'n.

[101lifts2]

Yep that's why we attacked them... it had nothing to do with their repeated attacks on us, our bases, embassies, landmarks, people, airplanes, etc. Nope, we were just sitting around and decided to attack them for no reason at all. God, we are fucking war-mongering bastards!

Attacked who? Iraq (which had nothing to do with it)? What about the Gulf War? Did they attack us or did we want to push Saddam out of Kuwaitt for some reason? Oil?

The U.S. polices the world, but it is simply making us go broke. We need to start DEFENDING the U.S. instead of trying to help every nation that see fit.

Yes

That is all fine and dandy, but who is going to pay for it?
The money trees?

[marko138]

Attacked who? Iraq (which had nothing to do with it)? What about the Gulf War? Did they attack us or did we want to push Saddam out of Kuwaitt for some reason? Oil?

The U.S. polices the world, but it is simply making us go broke. We need to start DEFENDING the U.S. instead of trying to help every nation that see fit.



That is all fine and dandy, but who is going to pay for it?
The money trees?
Derf will pay. He's good for it.

[Amber Lamps]

Derf will pay. He's good for it.

Well he is Jewish after all... I'd say that they owe us big over this entire middle East situation.

[Mr Lefty]

That would wipe out some of the most gorgeous terrain on earth...

[marko138]

That would wipe out some of the most gorgeous terrain on earth...
That most Americans dont give a shit about...

[Mr Lefty]

That most Americans dont give a shit about...

and so if it doesn't matter to most americans... it should be done away with... right?





wait... where would that put motorcycles...

[Amber Lamps]

Attacked who? Iraq (which had nothing to do with it)? What about the Gulf War? Did they attack us or did we want to push Saddam out of Kuwaitt for some reason? Oil?

The U.S. polices the world, but it is simply making us go broke. We need to start DEFENDING the U.S. instead of trying to help every nation that see fit.



That is all fine and dandy, but who is going to pay for it?
The money trees?

I guess that you believe that Iran has nothing to do with terrorism either...

like I said, I would rather not be in this situation to begin with...

In your opinion, do you think that we should have stayed out of WWI, WWII, Korea, etc? What's the real difference?

I've said it before, if it were up to me, we'd take over Canada and Mexico, sit tight and let the rest of the world take care of itself.

[Homeslice]

That most Americans dont give a shit about...

considering like 90% of Americans have never travelled overseas, that's no surprise

[derf]

I guess that you believe that Iran has nothing to do with terrorism either...

like I said, I would rather not be in this situation to begin with...

In your opinion, do you think that we should have stayed out of WWI, WWII, Korea, etc? What's the real difference?

I've said it before, if it were up to me, we'd take over Canada and Mexico, sit tight and let the rest of the world take care of itself.

Spoken like a true man of culture

[Mr Lefty]

considering like 90% of Americans have never travelled overseas, that's no surprise

here's what they're missing (taken from here (http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504942))

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2khorog/P8020213_resize.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2khorog/P8060329_resize.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/IMGP0007.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/IMGP0017.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2khorog/IMGP0081.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0151.jpg


http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0170.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0186.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0189.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0252.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/P8080497_resize.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0298.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/IMGP0304.jpg

http://www.boskoop2nepal.nl/blog/wp-content/gallery/B2N/IMG_1543.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/P8090566_resize.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/sambor1965/2009_adv/tajik2zorkul/P8090596_resize.jpg






http://earth.imagico.de/views/wakhan_large.jpg

[derf]

Ebbs those all look more like kahzakstan, and nepal, possibly even mongolia.

Anyway you do gotta crack some eggs to make an omlet

[Amber Lamps]

Ebbs those all look more like kahzakstan, and nepal, possibly even mongolia.

Anyway you do gotta crack some eggs to make an omlet

If you leave the eggs alone, they'll eventually rot and die... I wish we could do that with the Middle East. They hate us when we trade with them, they hate us when we don't. We give them aid, they hate us... so we stop and they hate us more. I'm really tired of these bastards to tell you the truth! Now I understand how Yahweh felt when he dealt with these tribes in the old testament! What a bunch of ingrates!!!

[101lifts2]

I guess that you believe that Iran has nothing to do with terrorism either...

like I said, I would rather not be in this situation to begin with....

The issue isn't whether there are terrorist IN Iran, but rather does the government habor them. I don't know, but wouldn't you think we should only be concerned about stopping terrorists from committing more destruction on U.S. soil rather than ending terrorism? The latter which you simply cannot do, convienently left out of discussions because without a war on something politicians do not get elected.

....In your opinion, do you think that we should have stayed out of WWI, WWII, Korea, etc? What's the real difference? .....

WW1: German U-boats entered the eastern U.S. water territory. I think they sunk a British ship bound for NY which was the main reason we went to war. There was also the fact that the U.S. had strong monetary relations with France and England (like they owed us money). Justified IMO.

WW2: Pearl Harbor...need I say more? Justified IMO.

Korea: U.S. didn't want the Soviets to spread Communism. This is a war we shouldn't have been in.

Vietnam: Fuck the French, this is a war we shouldn't have been in.

[Rangerscott]

Well. I havent solved any problems but I did save a lot of money switch "from" geico.

[Amber Lamps]

The issue isn't whether there are terrorist IN Iran, but rather does the government habor them. I don't know, but wouldn't you think we should only be concerned about stopping terrorists from committing more destruction on U.S. soil rather than ending terrorism? The latter which you simply cannot do, convienently left out of discussions because without a war on something politicians do not get elected.



WW1: German U-boats entered the eastern U.S. water territory. I think they sunk a British ship bound for NY which was the main reason we went to war. There was also the fact that the U.S. had strong monetary relations with France and England (like they owed us money). Justified IMO.

WW2: Pearl Harbor...need I say more? Justified IMO.

Korea: U.S. didn't want the Soviets to spread Communism. This is a war we shouldn't have been in.

Vietnam: Fuck the French, this is a war we shouldn't have been in.


WWI the Germans sank a boat full of munitions to aid it's enemies and it wasn't in US waters. We were already poking our noses in. If another country was aiding a faction that we were at war with, what would we do?

WWII Pearl Harbor was a Japanese reaction to our Imperialist policies in their back yard. Not to mention our meddling in the Pacific rim.

It's all perspective my friend. You can justify the wars that you approve of and I can condemn them. There were a myriad of reasons that we went to war against Iraq. Whether or not you agree with them in hindsight makes very little difference now. Personally, I think that we should have concentrated on Afghanistan. Iraq could have waited.

[Mr Lefty]

Ebbs those all look more like kahzakstan, and nepal, possibly even mongolia.

Anyway you do gotta crack some eggs to make an omlet

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Pamir_Highway_Route.jpg

that's the first part of their trip


but most were taken here... in the Wakhan Vally
http://web.stratfor.com/images/asia/map/Afghansitan-Wakhan-Corridor.jpg

[marko138]

I'm still not convinced, ebbers

[Papa_Complex]

Especially if they happen to um, destroy one of our landmarks and kill over 3,000 civilians!!!

Kabul is still on the map.

[karl_1052]

I've said it before, if it were up to me, we'd take over Canada and Mexico, sit tight and let the rest of the world take care of itself.

Already tried and failed.:shotgun:

[Papa_Complex]

Already tried and failed.:shotgun:

They wanted a new White House anyway.

[Amber Lamps]

Already tried and failed.:shotgun:

Uhuh...

[Amber Lamps]

They wanted a new White House anyway.

Yea...

[Dave]

hey fred, i dont think a nuke could achieve the desired result. But a kinetic strike from a big enough asteroid sure would. Insha allah mother fuckers.

[Papa_Complex]

Yea...

You have yet to see our true military might.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/01/16/plane-hudson.html

Just a test.

[Trip]

You have yet to see our true military might.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/01/16/plane-hudson.html

Just a test.

LOL

I thought I already downed this thread, don't make me be master of the obvious again.