View Full Version : staring at boobs = longer life
lauralynne
12-14-2009, 02:10 PM
"She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.""
http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html
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Particle Man
12-14-2009, 02:12 PM
:boobs:
marko138
12-14-2009, 02:16 PM
I think what the article is saying is "if men weren't perves they would live 5 years less"...since all men stare at boobs anyway.
smileyman
12-14-2009, 02:43 PM
Save lives! show us your boobs!
Extend lives, among other things, show us your boobs!
Enrich lives! let us fondle your boobs!
LeeNetworX
12-14-2009, 02:51 PM
Staring at your avatar gives me longer schwang.
goof2
12-14-2009, 03:37 PM
I am going to live forever!
karl_1052
12-14-2009, 04:32 PM
Does that mean gays die sooner?
Sorry Lee, it was nice knowing you.
redflip
Captain Morgan
12-14-2009, 11:12 PM
Woohoo, I'm going to live forever!!! Shit, better get a job paying more money.
askmrjesus
12-14-2009, 11:35 PM
"She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.""
As it turns out, 5 minutes of looking at tits is the same as two pints of beer, and a vacuum cleaner infomercial.
JC
Rangerscott
12-15-2009, 12:15 AM
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/6149/original/boobs.jpg
Apparently the women of this site want us dead, otherwise they'd be making with the pics.
marko138
12-15-2009, 07:55 AM
Apparently the women of this site want us dead, otherwise they'd be making with the pics.
You're right. And thats pretty fucked up. :wtf:
wildchild
12-15-2009, 09:19 AM
the new girl just walked by. I call her Ferrari, (drop dead sexy and way out of my price range) yep added a little time to my life. LOL
You're right. And thats pretty fucked up. :wtf:
fuck them, it's easier to just pull up pr0n.
marko138
12-15-2009, 09:33 AM
fuck them, it's easier to just pull up pr0n.
Of course, but these ladies could learn how to play the game here.
Of course, but these ladies could learn how to play the game here.
Well if you ask the ladies, would you rather stare at for example Matthew McConaughey or Marko; what do you think would be the popular real choice?
I chose pr0n star.
marko138
12-15-2009, 09:56 AM
Well if you ask the ladies, would you rather stare at for example Matthew McConaughey or Marko; what do you think would be the popular real choice?
I chose pr0n star.
Well, round here I know you pervs are picking marko.
smileyman
12-15-2009, 10:39 AM
I dont recall the women here asking for pics of either...They just dont give a hoot about staring at men parts apparently or dark alley would be fulla beef cake.
Maybe if we posted pics of our wallets?
askmrjesus
12-15-2009, 10:52 AM
Maybe if we posted pics of our wallets?
In.
JC
askmrjesus
12-15-2009, 10:55 AM
Sorry.
Wrong wallet.
JC
I dont recall the women here asking for pics of either...They just dont give a hoot about staring at men parts apparently or dark alley would be fulla beef cake.
They have their own forum, why would they post it so you can see it?
Well, round here I know you pervs are picking marko.
That's just ebbs particle and trock
oh, drewpy too
smileyman
12-15-2009, 11:04 AM
Now be prepared for a deluge of PMs from hot horny womens ready and willing to pry it from you!
LeeNetworX
12-15-2009, 11:07 AM
Staring at these tits actually yields shorter life.
http://www.twowheelfix.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6169&stc=1&d=1260893149
marko138
12-15-2009, 11:19 AM
In.
JC
You would.
They have their own forum, why would they post it so you can see it?
That's just ebbs particle and trock
oh, drewpy too
Well I knew about those 4. Thats a no brainer. But there's others...they just dont wanna come forward....yet.
fnfalman
12-15-2009, 01:27 PM
We need more boobs photos.
AquaPython
12-15-2009, 01:33 PM
http://smiliesftw.com/x/boobs_1.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)
karl_1052
12-15-2009, 04:36 PM
Well, round here I know you pervs are picking marko.
that is only prtclman
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