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Amorok
12-16-2009, 07:04 AM
Well, I'm sitting in an airport with Ulu and my rambunctious 3 year old. That's right, I'm flying somewhere. To North Dakota. I'm really thrilled, especially since my day started at 0700 yesterday. I just hope the boy let's me sleep on the plane. Right now he's bouncing off the walls. I'll be gone for the next couple of weeks, we'll see how it goes. Thank God they sell alcohol in North Dakota.

tached1000rr
12-16-2009, 08:36 AM
Safe travels and have fun!

marko138
12-16-2009, 10:00 AM
GIve that kid a couple shots of whiskey.

Amorok
12-16-2009, 10:03 AM
Now I'm sitting in the Memphis airport drinking a $7 beer and enjoying the first cigarette I've been able to get since 0330 this morning. Ulu says she's nauseaus and I'm wondering if she might be pregnant again. I sure hope so, although it would be damned inconvenient if she couldn't enjoy her vacation, she's really looking forward to it. We'll see when we arrive, probably pick up one of those tests. Boarding in half an hour, hope the Afrin helps with my ears hurting on landing in Minneapolis. Grand Forks, here I come for better or worse.

Particle Man
12-16-2009, 11:11 AM
have fun dude.

askmrjesus
12-16-2009, 11:14 AM
Let me get this straight.

You're at an airport. With a kid. And a possibly knocked-up wife.

When does the vacation part start?

JC

Particle Man
12-16-2009, 11:18 AM
Let me get this straight.

You're at an airport. With a kid. And a possibly knocked-up wife.

When does the vacation part start?

JC

Well, I'm sitting in an airport with Ulu and my rambunctious 3 year old. That's right, I'm flying somewhere. To North Dakota. I'm really thrilled, especially since my day started at 0700 yesterday. I just hope the boy let's me sleep on the plane. Right now he's bouncing off the walls. I'll be gone for the next couple of weeks, we'll see how it goes. Thank God they sell alcohol in North Dakota.;)

Geez dude, he even gave your Old Man props and you totally ignored him :lol:

azoomm
12-16-2009, 11:22 AM
YAY for the knocked up - more alcohol for you.

Happy Vacation!!

CasterTroy
12-16-2009, 11:25 AM
YAY for the knocked up


Whoo hoo!! you finally got some :lmao:

Particle Man
12-16-2009, 01:29 PM
Whoo hoo!! you finally got some :lmao:

:lmao:

ericr
12-16-2009, 08:08 PM
North Dakota....vacation...:scratch:

It's December, I'm not seeing the connection :wtfru:


Hope y'all have fun and my congrats if Ulu's pregnant again! (you did get some.... right?? ) ;)

tommymac
12-17-2009, 12:53 AM
Let me get this straight.

You're at an airport. With a kid. And a possibly knocked-up wife.

When does the vacation part start?

JC

When he boards a different flight to somewhere with a warmer climate :lol:

Tom

HurricaneHeather
12-17-2009, 08:50 AM
When he boards a different flight to somewhere with a warmer climate :lol:

Tom

I hear Biloxi is warm this time of year. :lol:

MILK
12-17-2009, 08:59 AM
Well is she pregnant or not????!?!?!?!?!

wildchild
12-17-2009, 04:15 PM
Well is she pregnant or not????!?!?!?!?!

too much alcohol on the plane she can't hit the little test target. LOL

Amorok
12-18-2009, 12:59 PM
Well, we eventually made it here. I'm a little drunk, recovering fro
the last day and a half of being really drunk. It's cold as balls here, really fuckin cold. We went to WalMart yesterday and to the liquor store. Ulu was dying, huddling near heat sources wherever thy were to be found. I on the other hand was totally fine. I am cheating though, I'm wearing my dragging jeans and my leather bike jacket with liners. Still though, even though it is warmer than normal here I'm surprised the cold isn't taking me out.

Still haven't found out if Ulu is pregnant, we forgot to get the little test at Wally Wold, so we're not sure yet. She's nauseaus still, irritable, and is dipping pickles in peanut butter. We remain in suspense.

Ulu's very Catholic parents are trying to convince us to go to mass with them. While I have an exemption looks like Ulu will be forced to attend. Poor girl, it's funny to see her trying to appease her parents instead of what I usually go through with my mom. Well, looks like I'm running dry, time for beer.

wildchild
12-18-2009, 01:03 PM
I am cheating though, I'm wearing my dragging jeans and my leather bike jacket with liners.

you sir are going to be dragged behind a truck when she finds out. especially if she is preggo and the hormones (little voices) tell her to just kill you and be done with it. LOL

Amorok
12-18-2009, 01:04 PM
Oh she knows. All this time I've been asking I'd I could get her her own gea and she keeps saying no, now maybe shell reconsider.

Amorok
12-18-2009, 04:47 PM
We've come to one of Grand Forks' seedier establishments to play bingo with my mother-in-law. This is what they do for entertainment here. I'm posting from my iPhone BTW, and they have no 3G here. Joy.

Amorok
12-19-2009, 04:02 PM
Now we're on base visiting a friend of ours, about to go bowling in the alley where we met. Man, this place is a ghost town. There will be pictures at the end of this thread BTW.