Ladies, how much of this is true?

[Captain Morgan]

This was on the front page of Yahoo, I want to hear the ladies thoughts on these things.

Dating Tips: 12 Things You Don't Know About Women

By Esquire

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/88620/dating-tips-12-things-you-dont-know-about-women

1. Christina Applegate
"Call us back right away. That 'three day' business does not apply. We're getting older, and we don't have time to screw around. Wait too long and we'll lose interest. Trust me on this one."
2. Courtney Cox
"We pay closer attention to your hands than you think. It's bad enough if you don't have manly hands, but if your nails are longer than ours, forget it."
3. Padma Lakshmi
"Some of us prefer boxing to yoga. None of us actually likes Pilates."
4. Alyssa Milano
"Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy."
5. Poppy Montgomery
"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."
6. Tea Leoni
"Supersecret: Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you."
7. Mariska Hargitay
"We love the fact that it takes you only twelve minutes to get ready for anything, be it a black tie [event] or a basketball game. When it takes longer than that... what are you doing in there?"
"We are all about our necks. Feel free to spend as much time there as you wish."
8. Emily Deschanel
"Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your 'lady friend' -- or that's exactly what we'll become."
9. Jenna Fischer
"If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble."
10. Julie Delpy
"We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you'd like to discuss it further, just leave a message."
11. Maria Bello
"We're afraid of commitment, too. You may think we spend our time scheming ways to trap you into marriage, but many of us are quite happy being independent and autonomous. Besides, we're not in any rush to quit lusting after young Calvin Klein models."
12. Kyra Sedgwick
"Our friends are not your enemies, and our enemies better not be your friends."

[goof2]

4. Alyssa Milano
"Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy."

Thought this was kind of funny.:lol:

[the chi]

:rofl: The only ones I dont agree with are 6 & 8. 12 is partially true, because sometimes our friends will HATE you with a passion for various reasons.

[Fleck750]

True for me[/COLOR]

4. Alyssa Milano
"Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy."
Most of the time

5. Poppy Montgomery
"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."
Always

6. Tea Leoni
"Supersecret: Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you."
Wrong. Put the seat down

"We are all about our necks. Feel free to spend as much time there as you wish."
Yessiree


11. Maria Bello
"We're afraid of commitment, too. You may think we spend our time scheming ways to trap you into marriage, but many of us are quite happy being independent and autonomous. Besides, we're not in any rush to quit lusting after young Calvin Klein models."
Yep. I'm a dirty old woman


:D

[ericr]

:D

#6 is absolutely true...if your hand aint broke you can put it down as easy as the guy can ;) I personally check before I sit on a toilet to make sure the seat is down, how hard is that? :D

[azoomm]

All of it. True.

Regarding the toilet seat, in our house everyone puts the entire lid down. That way, everyone does the work :wink:

[Fleck750]

The perfect house would have a toilet AND a urinal. Or his and her bathrooms.

[Ineffable]

I always put the toilet lid down just because I have had a string of clumsy GFs and am tired of 'losing' things to the toilet which I have to spend money to replace (see: makeup, toothbrushes, towels, etc)

[the chi]

Being one of those crabby groggy individuals when I first wake up, I expect the seat to be down. If its not, I am going to be really cranky if I dont manage to catch myself before I fall in.

[Kerry_129]

While I don't quite 'get' the big deal, the toilet seat is definitely one of those pick-your-battles kinda things.
Why shouldn't women have to raise it when they're done, so we don't have to in order to avoid peeing all over the seat (a far more distressing condition, IMO), hmmmm?... whatever - "Yes ma'am, I'll try to do better and never forget it." :lol:


"Her name is Brian Dennehy."

:rofl:

[the chi]

I figure I'm the one scrubbing that toilet seat (thank gawd my hubby has good aim) and the entire rest of the bathroom, he can darn well put the seat down for me. I dont however say anything about it, unless I have indeed had an incident. :lol:

[Fleck750]

While I don't quite 'get' the big deal, the toilet seat is definitely one of those pick-your-battles kinda things.
Why shouldn't women have to raise it when they're done, so we don't have to in order to avoid peeing all over the seat (a far more distressing condition, IMO), hmmmm?... whatever - "Yes ma'am, I'll try to do better and never forget it." :lol:




:rofl:

I think toilet seats should come a foot controller that a man could just step on, lifts the seat, then steps off and lowers the seat. Problem solved.

[the chi]

I think toilet seats should come a foot controller that a man could just step on, lifts the seat, then steps off and lowers the seat. Problem solved.

I like this idea, I think I have seen something like it somewhere too actually...

[Fleck750]

I like this idea, I think I have seen something like it somewhere too actually...http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4803741.html

http://www.toiletseatlifter.com/

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/toilet-seat-lifter-1.jpg

[BobTheBiker]

I think toilet seats should come a foot controller that a man could just step on, lifts the seat, then steps off and lowers the seat. Problem solved.

Ok, I officially like you. you're really thinking here with this one. I'd use it.

[Fleck750]

Ok, I officially like you. you're really thinking here with this one. I'd use it.

Showed it to the b/f. He thinks it's +1

[Avatard]

I believe it is a control thing with women.

When badgered to put the seat down, I make sure I do. But I also close the lid. Then they still have to operate something in order to pee, but can't say shit.

Bitch fail.

[Homeslice]

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4803741.html

http://www.toiletseatlifter.com/

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/toilet-seat-lifter-1.jpg

Too bad that would make hella noise.

[Fleck750]

Too bad that would make hella noise.

Fluid-filled Shock Absorber to help the seat not slam closed. :D

[HokieDNA01]

Falling in Sucks. That is all I have to say. My parents have a cool toilet that you just flick the seat and it gently lowers itself. Kinda nice actually.

[Sean]

8. Emily Deschanel
"Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your 'lady friend' -- or that's exactly what we'll become."

Ok, this one I a) don't get and b) have gotten crap for. No I don't say "lady friend" but if she's introducing herself why do I get crap for not introducing them as my girlfriend? And what am I supposed to say if we haven't had the talk at this point?

[HokieDNA01]

How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

[Cutty72]

The perfect house would have a toilet AND a urinal. Or his and her bathrooms.

I have his/hers bathrooms for the most part.
The upstairs bathroom is "hers" and if I use it, the lid goes down with the seat.

The basement bathroom is mine. The seat stays up.

[Trip]

Women should put the seat up for us, that way we don't piss on it because we don't feel like putting it up.

[neebelung]

Yeah, most of it seems pretty on target, but...

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet. :shrug:

[Trip]

The toilet thing - it's not about control, and it's not cus I'm afraid of fallin in... I just don't like lookin at an open toilet. :shrug:

When you are drunk it's best to find a completely open toilet. I'm not above pissing on a closed one. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

[Particle Man]

We've never had the toilet seat discussion in this house - we each have our own bathroom :D

(incidentally, I keep the lid down because I have a 2 year old and don't want her ending up drowning)

[Kerry_129]

I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

Maybe 'cus it sounds like Vegas-ese for 'my hooker'?... :lol:

[anthonyk]

Funny stuff, and every one of them true (to some extent) for my wife. :D

[HurricaneHeather]

The Alyssa Milano one is friggin hilarious and absolutely true. :lol:

The toilet seat thing? :shrug:

I grew up with two older brothers, I just got used to it. My husband grew up with two younger sisters, he just got used to it. There has never been a discussion about this topic in our house.

['73 H1 Triple]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/funnies/sit2p.jpg

[racedoll]

How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

I think because it sounds "old" that I don't like it. Like something my Dad or Grandpa would say when referring to their, um, "lady friend".

Women should put the seat up for us, that way we don't piss on it because we don't feel like putting it up.

I've actually done this before. I leave it however I find it, although habit has me put the lid down too. I have dogs and don't want the drinking out of their since I put cleaners and such in. Erik has his own bathroom, so not a big deal. Not a big deal either way though.

As for the rest of them, I don't think most apply to me.

[Sean]

How bout just saying..."this is (insert name here)"? We don't always need our title announced. I personally don't like lady friend. Don't know why.

I've never said that either, but I don't understand why "X, this is Y" gets panties in such a wad.

[HokieDNA01]

I've never said that either, but I don't understand why "X, this is Y" gets panties in such a wad.

Wouldn't get mine in a wad.

[CrazyKell]

An open toilet is disgusting and when it flushes germs are free to release upwards. Gross.

Seat and lid down for everyone! Everyone has to move something to pee.

[skiergirl]

Lady Friend just sounds stupid and what's even worse is 'old lady'. There is no need for a title, my name will do fine. And if you call me either that's probably the end of our dating anyway so no biggie.

As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?

[Captain Morgan]

An open toilet is disgusting and when it flushes germs are free to release upwards. Gross.



Mythbusters busted that one.

Lady Friend just sounds stupid and what's even worse is 'old lady'. There is no need for a title, my name will do fine. And if you call me either that's probably the end of our dating anyway so no biggie.

As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?

I also think "lady friend" and "old lady" sound stupid. And agree on the toilet seat. You have to walk toward the toilet, so you can see that the seat is up. Just put it down. Not that tough. My 4 year old has already learned to put the seat down when she goes into the bathroom, and doesn't bitch about it to me, either. :lol:

[Homeslice]

As for the toilet seat I just don't get it. Who cares ! seriously get over it, Who sits without looking anyway?

This.

If you're stupid enough to sit without looking, you DESERVE to fall in.

BTW, "lady" is a stupid word overall. Can't think of any time when I would ever use it.

[Smittie61984]

Coming from women who get waited on hand and foot.

Reachable at all times? Bitch, some guys actually have jobs so they can support your ass.

[Amorok]

I saw this on yahoo too and man, do I have opinions. Man opinions. Ladies, here's what men will never say to your face about the 12 things we don't know about you.
[QUOTE=Captain Morgan;308101]1. Christina Applegate
"Call us back right away. That 'three day' business does not apply. We're getting older, and we don't have time to screw around. Wait too long and we'll lose interest. Trust me on this one." There is no rule when I will call a girl back. Women cannot survive without head games, played either on themselves, those around them, or me. Thus, no matter when I call you back I know it will be wrong. And fuck your old ass Christina Applegate, if I've got to work two doubles in a row with five hours of sleep you get to wait. If your too desperate to do that then fine, go out and find another sucker to jump at your beck and call.
2. Courtney Cox
"We pay closer attention to your hands than you think. It's bad enough if you don't have manly hands, but if your nails are longer than ours, forget it." I can't disagree with this one. Men shouldn't have long nails.
3. Padma Lakshmi
"Some of us prefer boxing to yoga. None of us actually likes Pilates."And while that may be true, when I get the fights on Saturday night you're still expected to make yourself scarce
4. Alyssa Milano
"Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy."Awesome, you're a nutjob just like every other chick on the planet. Here's a news flash - men are innately sick of your bullshit. It's a gender-wide frustration, and we've had way more than enough. I don't care if you feel like a blimp are about to slash your wrists - if I say you look fine, I better not hear another goddamn word about it. Fish for self-confidence reinforcement somewhere else. Unless your job is to look good nobody gives a shit, if I do, I'll tell you and yes, it'll be constructive. Stop asking me loaded questions, stop being psycho, and stop expecting a free pass on it.
5. Poppy Montgomery
"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."Sure, that's why you're such bitches about it, because you're flattered?
6. Tea Leoni
"Supersecret: Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you."Big surprise. We know already, which is why we conveniently "forget"
7. Mariska Hargitay
"We love the fact that it takes you only twelve minutes to get ready for anything, be it a black tie [event] or a basketball game. When it takes longer than that... what are you doing in there?"None of your goddamn business. I'm probably going to the john, which is convenient because that's where I am. Instead of questioning what I'm doing why don't you leave me to enjoy the only private place left to me.
"We are all about our necks. Feel free to spend as much time there as you wish."Awesome for you. I'm all about my penis. Start spending some more time there or the only thing I'll want to do to your neck will take about 15 to 20 minutes and send me to prison.
8. Emily Deschanel
"Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your 'lady friend' -- or that's exactly what we'll become."I'll introduce you as whatever pops into my head and seems appropriate. Don't like it? There are lots of less pleasant alternatives, both for names to refer to you by and guys for you to be standing next to. Go investigate some examples of both. If you can go and graphically discuss all sorts of things about me, my body, and our possible future together I can call you whatever I want.
9. Jenna Fischer
"If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble."If we run into my ex-girlfriend in public I'm already going to have a shitty night, so you being a bitch about it is the wrong move, especially if you don't want to be the next ex I run into. Nothing to do with any of my life before you is your business. Let those moments happen free of your meddling and you'll last a lot longer around me.
10. Julie Delpy
"We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you'd like to discuss it further, just leave a message."Bitch, if I'm paying for your cell phone you better answer it when I call. I don't care if you're on the phone with God, if I call you better click over and see what the fuck I want. And don't expect to reach me all the time, I have a job. You know, it's that thing I do so I can pay for your cell phone? If I'm busy I'm not answering the phone. Fuck your double standard.
11. Maria Bello
"We're afraid of commitment, too. You may think we spend our time scheming ways to trap you into marriage, but many of us are quite happy being independent and autonomous. Besides, we're not in any rush to quit lusting after young Calvin Klein models."You're a fucking liar Maria Bello. You want to trap us and our money, and while you like looking at Calvin Klein models, if your Victoria Secret catalogue shows up while you're gone I'll get bitched at. Well fuck you.
12. Kyra Sedgwick
"Our friends are not your enemies, and our enemies better not be your friends."Your friends are out to get me and you both and we both fucking know it. As for my friends, again, that's none of your concern. The best course of action is for neither of us to be forced to spend time around each others' friends.

[Fleck750]

^^^^^^ The cold and boredom got to you, didn't it? LOL

[Kerry_129]

Awesome for you. I'm all about my penis. Start spending some more time there or the only thing I'll want to do to your neck will take about 15 to 20 minutes and send me to prison.

:rofl:

[Amber Lamps]

I like how most of these assume that the female has control of the relationship...

[Dragonpaco]

I like how most of these assume that the female has control of the relationship...

most of us don't get them fresh out of grade school so there tends to be a constant shift of control....

[Fleck750]

most of us don't get them fresh out of grade school so there tends to be a constant shift of control....


:dvrofl:

[Amber Lamps]

most of us don't get them fresh out of grade school so there tends to be a constant shift of control....

Hardy, har, har! MOST of you don't have the balls to take control of your relationships regardless of the girl's age. Most of you can't seem to realize that it's something like 2-1 female to male and that we actually have the upper hand in this situation. Most of you don't realize that a woman will respect you and want you more if you take charge and don't allow her to run the show. Most of you allow yourselves to be controlled by your dick and have yet to realize that your SO has a pussy, not THE pussy!

I'm not saying that you should be an asshole but the fawning and ass kissing isn't really getting you anywhere. Invariably, the women that I have treated to best, have been the ones that have cheated on me or treated me the worse. They need us as much, if not more than we need them. Realize this and truly understand it. Unfortunately, the equal partnership thing is almost impossible (women that tell you that they have it are really in charge), if someone is going to be the boss, why not make sure that it is you?

[goof2]

Most of you can't seem to realize that it's something like 2-1 female to male and that we actually have the upper hand in this situation.

This isn't even close to being right.:td:

[Amber Lamps]

This isn't even close to being right.:td:

It's this very mindset that is the root of this problem. You HAVE to believe this way to gain the upper hand! When you factor in marriage, homosexuality, age, etc...by the time a man and a woman are about 35 or so the odds fall steeply in our favor! At least world wide. I must admit that there has been a steep increase in males being born in the last few decades... boo, hiss!

[defector]

MOST of you don't have the balls to take control of your relationships regardless of the girl's age.

What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".

[karl_1052]

It's this very mindset that is the root of this problem. You HAVE to believe this way to gain the upper hand! When you factor in marriage, homosexuality, age, etc...by the time a man and a woman are about 35 or so the odds fall steeply in our favor! At least world wide. I must admit that there has been a steep increase in males being born in the last few decades... boo, hiss!

Proof.

What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".

Not if you are a "MAN"

:lol

[Particle Man]

What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".

you ever see the commercials for that show "Rules of Engagement?"


"She wanted a cat... I didn't want a cat.... So we comprimised.....

















We got a cat."

:skep:

[the chi]

What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".

Thank you. Thats why its called a "partnership". Equal give and take.

[EpyonXero]

An open toilet is disgusting and when it flushes germs are free to release upwards. Gross.

Seat and lid down for everyone! Everyone has to move something to pee.

Heh, I always close the lid because flushing the toilet sprays toilet water all over the bathroom. :lol:

[papapoi]

I would be temped to Leave the seat up Just to have her fall in one time. :didntdo:

[goof2]

Heh, I always close the lid because flushing the toilet sprays toilet water all over the bathroom. :lol:

Are you sure you aren't using the shower by mistake?:lol:

[Rider]

Does any man really care if this is true or not?

[anthonyk]

There's a pretty big spectrum between "fawning and ass kissing" and "controlling the relationship." I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that most sane women want a little bit of both of those things. In my experience, equality in a relationship ain't always illusion.

[Amber Lamps]

Proof.



Not if you are a "MAN"

:lol

Hahaha! Whatever, it never ceases to amaze me how many of you pansies will automatically give up any rights in a relationship and allow yourselves to be led around by your dicks! I see them everyday at work, the wife totally runs the show. Some of these guys can't even make a $20 decision without consulting the "boss", pathetic! imho!

It's all a matter of leverage guys. In my case, she doesn't have any, so I get to do as I please. The reason that she doesn't have any leverage is that I didn't give her any. When she is nice to me and gives me what I want, I'm nice to her and give her what she wants. Period.

There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.

I understand that things change when you have children, get married etc. How many guys you know that are in marriages because they don't want to lose their stuff, their children, etc. That's gotta suck!

[marko138]

Hahaha! Whatever, it never ceases to amaze me how many of you pansies will automatically give up any rights in a relationship and allow yourselves to be led around by your dicks! I see them everyday at work, the wife totally runs the show. Some of these guys can't even make a $20 decision without consulting the "boss", pathetic! imho!

It's all a matter of leverage guys. In my case, she doesn't have any, so I get to do as I please. The reason that she doesn't have any leverage is that I didn't give her any. When she is nice to me and gives me what I want, I'm nice to her and give her what she wants. Period.

There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.

I understand that things change when you have children, get married etc. How many guys you know that are in marriages because they don't want to lose their stuff, their children, etc. That's gotta suck!
You're such a stud.

[Rider]

Hahaha! Whatever, it never ceases to amaze me how many of you pansies will automatically give up any rights in a relationship and allow yourselves to be led around by your dicks! I see them everyday at work, the wife totally runs the show. Some of these guys can't even make a $20 decision without consulting the "boss", pathetic! imho!

It's all a matter of leverage guys. In my case, she doesn't have any, so I get to do as I please. The reason that she doesn't have any leverage is that I didn't give her any. When she is nice to me and gives me what I want, I'm nice to her and give her what she wants. Period.

There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.

I understand that things change when you have children, get married etc. How many guys you know that are in marriages because they don't want to lose their stuff, their children, etc. That's gotta suck!

Too many to count.

[Homeslice]

It's this very mindset that is the root of this problem. You HAVE to believe this way to gain the upper hand! When you factor in marriage, homosexuality, age, etc...by the time a man and a woman are about 35 or so the odds fall steeply in our favor! At least world wide.

OK, I've factored in marriage..........Oh wait, a marriage includes both a man AND a woman, so she would be off the market too.

And ok, I've factored in homosexualtiy too.......Oh wait, women can be homesexual too.

So, your theory is.............what exactly?

Last I checked the Census, the USA was about 49% male, 51% female. Not exactly a 2:1 ratio :lol: :lol:

[karl_1052]

OK, I've factored in marriage..........Oh wait, a marriage includes both a man AND a woman, so she would be off the market too.

And ok, I've factored in homosexualtiy too.......Oh wait, women can be homesexual too.

So, your theory is.............what exactly?

Last I checked the Census, the USA was about 49% male, 51% female. Not exactly a 2:1 ratio :lol: :lol:

51-49=2:1 ratio

[unknownroad]

5. Poppy Montgomery
"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."


Bullshit. :nono: i've seen women cop HUGE attitude over being hit on by guys (like me) who weren't in their league.

[HurricaneHeather]

Bullshit. :nono: i've seen women cop HUGE attitude over being hit on by guys (like me) who weren't in their league.

You do realize that most of us will cop a huge attitude for no reason whatsoever, right? :lol:

She didn't say that women are appreciative or receptive....just flattered. :wink:

[the chi]

As a woman I never understood the "respond with scorn". If some guy has the balls to compliment or ask out a total stranger, the least a lady can do is thank him for the effort and be polite. If a guy is being a jerk, thats different, obviously.

[marko138]

As a woman I never understood the "respond with scorn". If some guy has the balls to compliment or ask out a total stranger, the least a lady can do is thank him for the effort and be polite. If a guy is being a jerk, thats different, obviously.
You're a gem among many crusty old bad-attitude having dopes.

[Amber Lamps]

Thank you. Thats why its called a "partnership". Equal give and take.

Ha give me a break! I'm willing to bet that there are several non-equal aspects of your marriage. I'm not trying to pick on you but there are always things that the woman is allowed to do that the man isn't. For example, women can be friends with ex-boyfriends/fucks but can men? Especially if the girl in question is hotter? Women can have gay male friends., can your husband have hot lesbian friends? You can go out of town and stay with 10+ single men in a house...can your husband go out of town and stay with a bunch of hot single women (that you've never met, btw) in a house for a week or two? You realize that I'm just fucking with you but seriously, there isn't any such thing as a totally equal relationship. In fact, it's normally women who claim that it is...rarely do men say that everything is equal (unless she is around).

Equal,
You both work the same and contribute the same financially.
You both take care of the children equally and have an equal say in their upbringing.
You both take care of the yard work equally.
You both do the housework equally.
You both have the same say in how the house is decorated.
ETC...

[Amber Lamps]

OK, I've factored in marriage..........Oh wait, a marriage includes both a man AND a woman, so she would be off the market too.

And ok, I've factored in homosexualtiy too.......Oh wait, women can be homesexual too.

So, your theory is.............what exactly?

Last I checked the Census, the USA was about 49% male, 51% female. Not exactly a 2:1 ratio :lol: :lol:

Did you check world wide? AND besides, guys this isn't a FACT forum, this is an opinion forum. I know that several of you get your rocks off "fact checking" everything people on here say but seriously, I even stated that this is a state of mind and not reality. You have to believe that there are more where this came from or you are already lost. I don't care if there are 3 men to every woman, that's not the point. In my mind, I deserve my GF and in fact much better. I believe that and act accordingly, this girl will probably never leave unless I want her to.

[the chi]

:rofl: Equal doesnt equate to 50/50 on everything. Some things will be 70/30 or 90/10 based on the compromises that couples make, that doesnt mean they arent equals and dont have the same rights as individuals in the relationship.

For example: The house decorating in our home is 90/10. His 10% is moving the stuff around that I pick out. Why the non 50/50 ratio? Because he doesnt give a crap what I put in the house. He could live on a bean bag.

The finances are not 50/50 because I dont make near the money he does, but there are things that I do, not necessarily monetary that make up the difference.

House cleaning is 70/30. My 70, because I do the majority of the house (he may mop) but he does the laundry (which I despise) so that pretty much makes it 50/50 in my book.

Would I allow him to go spend time with his friends (hot females that I dont know)? Hell yeah, the same way he let me spend a few days with you bunch of psychos! :lol: Why? Because we have TRUST. I should put that in larger font.

TRUST

Is he friends with all his ex girlfriends and am I okay with this? Yes actually his last serious girlfriend is a very good friend of mine and we spend time with her and her husband fairly often. Weird, but it works. He is military, so after this year he will be gone alot. He deploys with female air crew. Im good with that, the same as he is good with me hanging out with my crazy motorcycle buddies.

I dont have the right to tell him he cant do things or spend time with people, as he doesnt have the right to tell me the same. We respect and trust each other and that makes us partners.

[Fleck750]

As a woman I never understood the "respond with scorn". If some guy has the balls to compliment or ask out a total stranger, the least a lady can do is thank him for the effort and be polite. If a guy is being a jerk, thats different, obviously.

I feel flattered when they card me for alcohol anymore, let alone any other time. :lol:

[HokieDNA01]

I think women can be trusted more to hang out with men because women can be friends with guys without being sexually attracted to them. Men are usually sexually attracted to their female friends. I didn't make this up....this was a man made statement.

[Captain Morgan]

I think women can be trusted more to hang out with men because women can be friends with guys without being sexually attracted to them. Men are usually sexually attracted to their female friends. I didn't make this up....this was a man made statement.



And it's usually true.

[Particle Man]

I think women can be trusted more to hang out with men because women can be friends with guys without being sexually attracted to them. Men are usually sexually attracted to their female friends. I didn't make this up....this was a man made statement.

we can't help it that we like boobs :boobs:

:D

[racedoll]

What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".

Thank you!

There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.

It is a give and take. Like Chi says below, one time it might be 90/10 another might be 70/30.

:rofl: Equal doesnt equate to 50/50 on everything. Some things will be 70/30 or 90/10 based on the compromises that couples make, that doesnt mean they arent equals and dont have the same rights as individuals in the relationship.

[Homeslice]

As a woman I never understood the "respond with scorn". If some guy has the balls to compliment or ask out a total stranger, the least a lady can do is thank him for the effort and be polite. If a guy is being a jerk, thats different, obviously.

A lot of women adopt an "aloof" attitude that comes across as if they're too good for you, when in reality it's because they don't have the confidence to turn down a man politely.......So they just avoid talking to those men altogether.

The best women are those who aren't afraid to be friendly with any guy, even ones who they aren't attracted to.........Because they know that even if he asks her out, she has the communication skills to decline clearly yet politely, without offending him.

[Dnyce]

being equal doesnt really work, compromising does. not the same, but if both parties are happy, who gives a shit

[anthonyk]

Splitting everything 50/50 would be dumb. I didn't want to marry myself. There are plenty of things I do that my wife doesn't, and vice versa. Plenty of decisions that one of us makes, and the other doesn't. Equal doesn't mean we do the exact same things.

[Sean]

I think women can be trusted more to hang out with men because women can be friends with guys without being sexually attracted to them. Men are usually sexually attracted to their female friends. I didn't make this up....this was a man made statement.

I find girls insecurity generally renders them unable to be friends with guys. But hey what do I know?

[Tmall]

Am I an ass because I refuse to cover my girlfriends share?

She thinks she pays too much, and I say she doesn't pay enough. She works a lot, me not so much.

She says she tries to help out around the house, as do I.
And she uses my car and the only money I ever see for that is the occasional 20 in fuel.

She thinks this is unfair. Even though she doesn't even pay 2/5. And now she wants to pay even less, and I refuse.

I've told her, I can have a roomate who pays me more and then I don't have to worry about them at all. Thing is, she'd have to find her own place, and its hard to find a place for 600 all inclusive like she gets here.

What do you all think? Am I charging her top much?

[Tmall]

Ps, I just dropped over 2000 on car insurance, car repair, and heating oil. And ill never see a dime for any of it. During the holiday season I might add.

[Amber Lamps]

Splitting everything 50/50 would be dumb. I didn't want to marry myself. There are plenty of things I do that my wife doesn't, and vice versa. Plenty of decisions that one of us makes, and the other doesn't. Equal doesn't mean we do the exact same things.


Not to take over Homeslice's role as resident nit picker but equal does mean 50/50 guys... I'm just saying that all of your "70/30"s and "90/10"s rarely average out to be an honest 50/50. I'm not saying that you can't be "satisfied" with the level of disparity. I'm saying that there IS disparity and you know it. If you wipe away all this "we're equal partners" bullshit and look deep down, you'll see that no matter how slight the difference in authority is, SOMEONE has the final say in your relationships. Just because one partner doesn't "give a shit" about a certain aspect of your lives and delegates that responsibility to you, doesn't change the fact that you're the First Mate to his Captain...

[Amber Lamps]

Am I an ass because I refuse to cover my girlfriends share?

She thinks she pays too much, and I say she doesn't pay enough. She works a lot, me not so much.

She says she tries to help out around the house, as do I.
And she uses my car and the only money I ever see for that is the occasional 20 in fuel.

She thinks this is unfair. Even though she doesn't even pay 2/5. And now she wants to pay even less, and I refuse.

I've told her, I can have a roomate who pays me more and then I don't have to worry about them at all. Thing is, she'd have to find her own place, and its hard to find a place for 600 all inclusive like she gets here.

What do you all think? Am I charging her top much?


Well, my response is going to be predictable...but it depends on if you're willing to "compromise" that much. Personally, if you can afford it and you're willing to "pay" to have her around then it's all good. If you don't think that she is worth the expense, then go and find a girl that can either pay more to live there or that IS worth the extra money a month.

This is where the "equal partners" thing gets you. There was a time when men were more than happy to go to work and leave their SOs at home. Now we have an entire generation of women, not you girls apparently, that don't want to take care of the house alone and don't want to pay half either. I dumped a girl over this a few years ago. She thought that she could blow her money on whatever and I would cover the living expenses if she never actually moved ALL of her stuff in from her parents house. Plus my house would be a mess on top of it when I got home....Guess again. Now on the other hand, my last Michigan SO, got to pay much less than half because I decided that she was worth it. She kept the house clean, was fucking stupid hot and a porno star level FUCK!!!

[Trip]

I actually agree with tigger. Equal partners is a nice wording we use to try to make ourselves feel better, it never works out that way. One partner usually bites their tongue better and just accepts the role as submissive. There can only be one dominant.

[anthonyk]

Not to take over Homeslice's role as resident nit picker but equal does mean 50/50 guys... I'm just saying that all of your "70/30"s and "90/10"s rarely average out to be an honest 50/50. I'm not saying that you can't be "satisfied" with the level of disparity. I'm saying that there IS disparity and you know it. If you wipe away all this "we're equal partners" bullshit and look deep down, you'll see that no matter how slight the difference in authority is, SOMEONE has the final say in your relationships. Just because one partner doesn't "give a shit" about a certain aspect of your lives and delegates that responsibility to you, doesn't change the fact that you're the First Mate to his Captain...

:lol Leave the nitpicking to Homeslice. You're talking about splitting every single aspect of the relationship right down the middle as a requirement for "equal". I'm saying that would be boring as hell. My wife does/decides some stuff, I do/decide other stuff. Honestly, I've never pulled out the relationship accounting book to see who's ahead, but we both figure we're on equal footing. When one of us doesn't feel like it's equal anymore, we adjust.

Seriously, neither of us has the final say all the time. Some days it's me, some days it's her. You guys need to meet some better women. :screwy:

[G-Rex]

:lol Leave the nitpicking to Homeslice. You're talking about splitting every single aspect of the relationship right down the middle as a requirement for "equal". I'm saying that would be boring as hell. My wife does/decides some stuff, I do/decide other stuff. Honestly, I've never pulled out the relationship accounting book to see who's ahead, but we both figure we're on equal footing. When one of us doesn't feel like it's equal anymore, we adjust.

Seriously, neither of us has the final say all the time. Some days it's me, some days it's her. You guys need to meet some better women. :screwy:

What Anthony said.

I think Tigger has the biggest e-penis of anybody I've seen on the Internet. This whole thread has just made me laugh. I think what alot of people miss is that there is a huge difference between being *whipped* and respect.

There are things Carolina does. There are things I do. I've never kept *score* of who does what, and I know she doesn't either. People actually do that?

If you're keeping score, why bother being in a relationship? Seriously? I don't get that. If all you care about is quantifying who did what when and how much, get a cat. At least you know for a fact the cat won't be doing anything.

And for the record, I put the toilet seat down. Carolina has never once asked me to do so. It's just something I do.

[Tmall]

You guys are still in the doe eyed love phase.

Wait till you enter, "if she fucking does that shit one more time I'm going to jail for murder" phase...


Nobody keeps score. The only time I ever bring up paying more is when she gets on my case about some pointless shit. And its not everyday, its rarely even monthly. But, it does happen.
I shovelled the driveway twice the other night, and woke up early to shovel the car out to bring her to work. When I picked her up after work, she gave me shit about my snowpants being on the floor since she went to work.. You mean those pants that were outside longer than you were to make sure you could get into work? Ya, they've earned their right to be there.

Honestly, she is worth it. I wouldn't be doing it if she wereent.

Some of the arguments just don't make sense. I should pay more because I make more? Well then, I will be ending my contract at work ASAP, and taking a minimum wage job with zero stress and even less effort. You have fun carrying our bills... :lol

[the chi]

I find girls insecurity generally renders them unable to be friends with guys. But hey what do I know?

You need to meet different women. :dthumb: All but 2 of my real friends are guys (including many from this forum, even if they are my friends because I have boobs, I love them nonetheless). :wink:

:lol Leave the nitpicking to Homeslice. You're talking about splitting every single aspect of the relationship right down the middle as a requirement for "equal". I'm saying that would be boring as hell. My wife does/decides some stuff, I do/decide other stuff. Honestly, I've never pulled out the relationship accounting book to see who's ahead, but we both figure we're on equal footing. When one of us doesn't feel like it's equal anymore, we adjust.

Seriously, neither of us has the final say all the time. Some days it's me, some days it's her. You guys need to meet some better women. :screwy:


Good post. Total truth.

[Particle Man]

You guys are still in the doe eyed love phase.

Wait till you enter, "if she fucking does that shit one more time I'm going to jail for murder" phase...

:lmao:

[HokieDNA01]

You need to meet different women. :dthumb:


Yeah no kidding. Most of my friends are male except for a few girlfriends but they took me a while to develop due to the gossipy judgemental shit that I didn't want to be a part of. Guys make great friends cause they don't care about all that...they just want to go out and drink a few beers and watch the game just like I do.

[anthonyk]

You guys are still in the doe eyed love phase.

Wait till you enter, "if she fucking does that shit one more time I'm going to jail for murder" phase...



:lol My wife will get a kick out of that one. Been there already, for sure, and will be again no doubt.

[Cutty72]

You need to meet different women. :dthumb: All but 2 of my real friends are guys (including many from this forum, even if they are my friends because I have boobs, I love them nonetheless). :wink:


We love them as well!
(your boobs that is) :boobs:

[the chi]

Coming from the one long time member I havent even met yet. :lol:

[Amorok]

Tigger and Trip are right. I've been married six years, and a relationship is not equal. I bight my tongue about a lot of shit, whereas Ulu vents about everything. I pay all the bills except for her truck, and everything is in my name. She does all the housework except my laundry, I do the yard work. She does 90% of the kid-raising, I'm the one who beats him. Is our life equal? Fuck no, not even close? Do we both do our part so it evens out? No, hell no. I'm doing way more shit. Ask her and she'll tell you she does more. And yes we keep score, everybody does. The day I lose the moral high ground I have to start helping more, which is how we avoid fights, because I can tell when she's getting pissed and do an assessment, then up my workload for a while or contribute more in some other way (hence me sucking it up and coming to North Dakota, I'm fucking MILES ahead on the leaderboard after this little jaunt.) Relationships are all about doing shitty things you wouldn't have to if you were single. The goal is to do just enough shitty things, or the right shitty things, to make the other person happy they don't have to do those shitty things so they'll do something that makes you happy in return, which usually ends up being shitty for them. Your relationship works in the long term when you find a good balance of shitty things that make each other happy and you can stand. And eventually those things become a little less repugnant through familiarity, and that's what love is people. Overcoming a basic, inherent loathing through repetition generating a general numbness. Merry fucking Christmas.

[HurricaneHeather]

...and that's what love is people. Overcoming a basic, inherent loathing through repetition generating a general numbness. Merry fucking Christmas.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Trip]

Tigger and Trip are right. I've been married six years, and a relationship is not equal. I bight my tongue about a lot of shit, whereas Ulu vents about everything. I pay all the bills except for her truck, and everything is in my name. She does all the housework except my laundry, I do the yard work. She does 90% of the kid-raising, I'm the one who beats him. Is our life equal? Fuck no, not even close? Do we both do our part so it evens out? No, hell no. I'm doing way more shit. Ask her and she'll tell you she does more. And yes we keep score, everybody does. The day I lose the moral high ground I have to start helping more, which is how we avoid fights, because I can tell when she's getting pissed and do an assessment, then up my workload for a while or contribute more in some other way (hence me sucking it up and coming to North Dakota, I'm fucking MILES ahead on the leaderboard after this little jaunt.) Relationships are all about doing shitty things you wouldn't have to if you were single. The goal is to do just enough shitty things, or the right shitty things, to make the other person happy they don't have to do those shitty things so they'll do something that makes you happy in return, which usually ends up being shitty for them. Your relationship works in the long term when you find a good balance of shitty things that make each other happy and you can stand. And eventually those things become a little less repugnant through familiarity, and that's what love is people. Overcoming a basic, inherent loathing through repetition generating a general numbness. Merry fucking Christmas.

Very nicely put, couldn't put it any better.

[Particle Man]

Very nicely put, couldn't put it any better.

you're only saying that because he said you're right.

:lol:

[Trip]

you're only saying that because he said you're right.

:lol:

quiet with your logic over there

[CrazyKell]

Yeah no kidding. Most of my friends are male except for a few girlfriends but they took me a while to develop due to the gossipy judgemental shit that I didn't want to be a part of. Guys make great friends cause they don't care about all that...they just want to go out and drink a few beers and watch the game just like I do.

Guys are worse than women!

[Amber Lamps]

Me, you and Trip, Amorok... Everyone else is living in a fantasy land. I do shit for you, you do shit for me and we stay together. I do shit for you and you don't do shit for me- see ya later, bitch!

[Particle Man]

quiet with your logic over there

no denials I see :lmao:

[Homeslice]

:lol Leave the nitpicking to Homeslice.
+1 Leave that shit to the experts.

[Papa_Complex]

Guys are worse than women!

Depends on what you mean by "worse." Most guys are pretty straight forward about their motivation. You know what you're getting. Most women seem to have been reared on the teachings of Machiavelli. If a guy has ulterior motives when it comes to a friendship with a woman then you'll either find out about them in short order, or he'll just stop coming around. If a woman does, then it could be years before you have a clue what was really on her mind.

I've had several female friends who, while they said that they weren't looking for a relationship with me (which I was fine with, by the way), would still be obviously jealous when I was actually seeing someone.

Guys are monomaniacal, and it shows in all aspects of life. Women are multi-taskers, and it shows in all aspects of life.

[Homeslice]

Guys are worse than women!

In what way? Gossip?

In my experience, guys don't gossip about their girlfriends nearly as much as girls gossip about their boyfriends.

[azoomm]

:lol:

I know who I wouldn't listen to for relationship advice...

[Papa_Complex]

:lol:

I know who I wouldn't listen to for relationship advice...

In practice I find that's "anyone else."

[marko138]

:lol:

I know who I wouldn't listen to for relationship advice...
Yeah.

[Fleck750]

Depends on what you mean by "worse." Most guys are pretty straight forward about their motivation. You know what you're getting. Most women seem to have been reared on the teachings of Machiavelli. If a guy has ulterior motives when it comes to a friendship with a woman then you'll either find out about them in short order, or he'll just stop coming around. If a woman does, then it could be years before you have a clue what was really on her mind.

I've had several female friends who, while they said that they weren't looking for a relationship with me (which I was fine with, by the way), would still be obviously jealous when I was actually seeing someone.

Guys are monomaniacal, and it shows in all aspects of life. Women are multi-taskers, and it shows in all aspects of life.You hit the nail on the head.

Piss a guy off, he's looking to kick your ass. Piss a woman off, it may be years before she stabs you in the back.

Fuck that, I'll take men any day in the friendship dept.

[Amber Lamps]

In practice I find that's "anyone else."

Truth! Everyone handles things in their own way... I'm curious why most if not all of you relationship experts are on your second+ marriages. Yeah, yeah I know, it was all the other person's fault...I'm sure that you all did everything right.

[Fleck750]

Truth! Everyone handles things in their own way... I'm curious why most if not all of you relationship experts are on your second+ marriages. Yeah, yeah I know, it was all the other person's fault...I'm sure that you all did everything right.

So it's OK if you have multiple g/fs, but the those of us who have been married more than once are losers?

Shame on you.

[Amber Lamps]

So it's OK if you have multiple g/fs, but the those of us who have been married more than once are losers?

Shame on you.

No,no, no I don't claim to be an expert on relationships. Nor am I saying that my way is the only way. I tend to end relationships rather quickly for various reasons. Oh and I never said that you all are "losers"...

[Tmall]

So it's OK if you have multiple g/fs, but the those of us who have been married more than once are losers?

Shame on you.

Not to split hairs, but that's exactly how it's supposed to be done. You get the courtin' out of the way, then ya get hitched for life. You're supposed to have multiple bf/gf for that very reason. It's so you don't marry the first one that comes along and then get divorced.

[Fleck750]

Not to split hairs, but that's exactly how it's supposed to be done. You get the courtin' out of the way, then ya get hitched for life. You're supposed to have multiple bf/gf for that very reason. It's so you don't marry the first one that comes along and then get divorced.

Point made. But have met many people that spend decades looking for the "right one". Some people can never be happy no matter how many they date. Not that this applies to Tigger.

But those of us who have been married more than once were at least brave/stupid enough to give the other sex another chance.

[Amber Lamps]

Not to split hairs, but that's exactly how it's supposed to be done. You get the courtin' out of the way, then ya get hitched for life. You're supposed to have multiple bf/gf for that very reason. It's so you don't marry the first one that comes along and then get divorced.

That's what I have actually tried to tell this guy I know just the other day. He's marrying a girl that he has only dated for a couple months AND he's leaving for the Army in 6 months...not to mention that this chick is a total slut- the villiage bicycle type. Sucker.

[Amber Lamps]

Point made. But have met many people that spend decades looking for the "right one". Some people can never be happy no matter how many they date. Not that this applies to Tigger.

But those of us who have been married more than once were at least brave/stupid enough to give the other sex another chance.

Hey, I agree with you. What you don't know is that I was married once and engaged twice more, one died and the other cheated... one, two, three strikes and I'm out of here...

[Papa_Complex]

Point made. But have met many people that spend decades looking for the "right one". Some people can never be happy no matter how many they date. Not that this applies to Tigger.

But those of us who have been married more than once were at least brave/stupid enough to give the other sex another chance.

The "right one" is a two way street. I'm 46; never married. Got close in my 20s (her idea) and it didn't happen (her idea also). I've met a couple of women over the years that I thought I could be happy with but since they didn't feel the same way, nothing ever came of it.

Keep in mind that most of the people who publish books on how to have the perfect relationship have had a lot of practise at it, with multiple partners ;)

[Fleck750]

Hey, I agree with you. What you don't know is that I was married once and engaged twice more, one died and the other cheated... one, two, three strikes and I'm out of here...

I understand as the years go by that it gets harder to trust and believe that the right one is out there. I won't do it again, just isn't worth the hassle.

I shouldn't have been so harsh in judging you, but it's the internet and I can. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

I understand as the years go that it gets harder to trust and believe that the right is out there. I won't do it again, just isn't worth the hassle.

I shouldn't have been so harsh in judging you, but it's the internet and I can. :lol:

That's true.

[CrazyKell]

But those of us who have been married more than once were at least brave/stupid enough to give the other sex another chance.

I find it hard to believe that because I've never been married I've never given the other sex a chance. :idk: (according to your logic).


Oh and men....DRAMA!!!! It's up front drama....but it's drama!

[anthonyk]

LOL, goddamn some of you are bitter. Amorok I knew about, but wowsa there's a bunch more of you!

I'm gonna go hang out over here in my first wife fantasy land, and wait for the hammer to finally drop so y'all can say you told me so. :lol:

[Fleck750]

I find it hard to believe that because I've never been married I've never given the other sex a chance. :idk: (according to your logic).


Oh and men....DRAMA!!!! It's up front drama....but it's drama!

I don't think you are in your 40's yet, either.

But some people just know that they like themselves enough, don't want children and are happier without a partner.

[Amber Lamps]

I don't think you are in your 40's yet, either.

But some people just know that they like themselves enough, don't want children and are happier without a partner.

and there you are...I don't need another person to feel whole. Perhaps I'll be a bitter and loneley old man or perhaps I'll live twice as long as the rest of the men here for not subjecting myself to all the aggravation the marriage entails...only time will tell.

[Papa_Complex]

and there you are...I don't need another person to feel whole. Perhaps I'll be a bitter and loneley old man or perhaps I'll live twice as long as the rest of the men here for not subjecting myself to all the aggravation the marriage entails...only time will tell.

Statistically men live longer when married. I know, that's rather counter intuitive.

[Dragonpaco]

Statistically men live longer when married.

no, it just feels that way. ba-zing

[Amorok]

How am I the bitter guy?!

And dude, just cause your buddy's girl is a whore, doesn't mean she's a bad person. Maybe that whore has a heart of gold. Or maybe she'll pit white rocks in the yard, who knows.

[marko138]

How am I the bitter guy?!

And dude, just cause your buddy's girl is a whore, doesn't mean she's a bad person. Maybe that whore has a heart of gold. Or maybe she'll pit white rocks in the yard, who knows.
Face it, Tigger's right and you are wrong.

[CrazyKell]

I don't think you are in your 40's yet, either.

But some people just know that they like themselves enough, don't want children and are happier without a partner.

I'm open to the possibility of being with someone. I'm not putting my life on hold waiting for that to happen though. I'm happy and healthy and do the things I want to do.

It's not that I *know* I'd be happier without a partner....it's that when/if it happens, it happens. It'd just be a bonus. :idk:

[HurricaneHeather]

LOL, goddamn some of you are bitter. Amorok I knew about, but wowsa there's a bunch more of you!

I'm gonna go hang out over here in my first wife fantasy land, and wait for the hammer to finally drop so y'all can say you told me so. :lol:

:lol

You know it's impossible to actually like your spouse....you ignorant fool. :lmao:

[Tmall]

If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful. :lol:

[marko138]

If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful. :lol:
If I ever get divorced I sure as hell won't be announcing it on any forum, unlike Tigger.

[HurricaneHeather]

If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful. :lol:

How do you know we are actually married? How do you know Ed isn't really Bill Gates? How do you know I'm not a short fat Asian dude that rapes dogs?

I have no idea where I was going with this...I just don't want to work today. :D

[Particle Man]

How do you know we are actually married? How do you know Ed isn't really Bill Gates? How do you know I'm not a short fat Asian dude that rapes dogs?



Cuz you aren't posting as "Racer X"












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[G-Rex]

How do you know I'm not a short fat Asian dude that rapes dogs?


You're a soulless Ginger. You're also not short, fat, or asian. LOL

[CrazyKell]

If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful. :lol:

Will you marry me?

[HurricaneHeather]

You're a soulless Ginger. You're also not short, fat, or asian. LOL

So you are saying that it's possible that I rape dogs? :lol:

[G-Rex]

So you are saying that it's possible that I rape dogs? :lol:

LOL. I was wondering if you would notice that. You're a sharp one! ;)

But you don't own dogs, so I can't speak to that one anyway. Maybe I need to check with Triumph. LOL

[azoomm]

If any of you get divorced after saying these things, I will rub it in your face at a later date. Yes I am that petty.

In fact, I have a thread bookmarked from cf about how racer x's job is secure and he's planned ahead well enough to not have to worry about the recession effecting him or his job And I'm just waiting to spring it when he gets on his high horse..

So, careful. :lol:

You have entirely too much time on your hands :lol:

And/Or... a shit-ton of bookmarks :rofl:

Wait, Ed gets off of his high horse???

[Trip]

dog raping, TWFix has reached another low point

[HurricaneHeather]

LOL. I was wondering if you would notice that. You're a sharp one! ;)

But you don't own dogs, so I can't speak to that one anyway. Maybe I need to check with Triumph. LOL

:lol:

I just thought of the logistics of me raping Triumph and it really disturbed me....thanks ass face. :lol:

[goof2]

dog raping, TWFix has reached another low point

I don't know if it has reached anything new, more like maintaining an average.:lol:

[Papa_Complex]

I don't know if it has reached anything new, more like maintaining an average.:lol:

And consistency is the key to any successful organization.

[marko138]

dog raping, TWFix has reached another low point

Reached?

[Homeslice]

Statistically men live longer when married. I know, that's rather counter intuitive.

I doubt that's due to emotional support. I think it's because most single men eat a ton of junk food, and live in a dirty home that hasn't been vacuumed or cleaned in months

[Amorok]

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.

[Particle Man]

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible.

My wife bought me a snowmobile for my birthday - I'm not miserable :lol:

[Amorok]

Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.

[Particle Man]

Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.

hasn't happened in 3 years of riding ;)

Besides, there are 2 sleds already. muhahahaha

[CrazyKell]

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.

Yeah, now wait for the guilt trip when you want to go ride it. Or even better, she won't buy a snowmobile of her own because she'd rather ride on the back than get her own, thereby fucking up your ride.


Bitter? I just don't see it. :lol

[Speedracer42]

It's because marriage is for making a man as miserable as possible. What's the one way to make you more miserable than being married? Being married for a long time. God is punishing us married men for being stupid.

Man you are one bitter motherfucker. Maybe YOU are the stupid one because your picker is fucked up? Get a divorce if things are so bad. Otherwise stfu. Its super disrespectful to your wife.

[Amorok]

Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks.

[HurricaneHeather]

Oh God, not this again. Tell you what, you come to my house and tell my wife how I'm being disrespectful on the interwebs and that she should come away with you. Wait, you can't, WE'RE NOT THERE! I'm in fucking frozen hell of the north because she wanted to spend Christmas with her family and I knew it was important to her, so I came somewhere on a goddamn airplane that I hate almost as bad as jail, because I love my wife and want her to be happy. Seriously, go choke on a bag of dicks.

:lol

You do nothing but bitch about her all day long....why do you get so upset when someone calls you on it? And why the heck do you always assume that these guys want to steal your woman? :lmao:

[Speedracer42]

:lol

You do nothing but bitch about her all day long....why do you get so upset when someone calls you on it? And why the heck do you always assume that these guys want to steal your woman? :lmao:

Exactly!! If you complain about her all the time don't be shocked when people call you out. And yeah, im quite happy with my gf so I won't be hoping to steal anyone elses. But thanks

[Trip]

Some people just like to complain...:rickroll:

[Amorok]

:lol

You do nothing but bitch about her all day long....why do you get so upset when someone calls you on it? And why the heck do you always assume that these guys want to steal your woman? :lmao:

I'm not upset because I'm being called out, I'm upset because the people who do it obviously don't know what they're fucking talking about. Those here who have met me and Ulu know how I feel. Tigger and I used to go round and round about this very thing, now that we've actually talked about it it's different. And I don't think the guy wants to take my wife away, but if he thinks he can treat her better than I do he's welcome to convince her of it. Guaranteed he won't be able to. I didn't mention my wife at all, I'm making comments about marriage in general, drunk off my ass, in FUCKING NORTH DAKOTA. Stop reading so much into this. And I say positive stuff about her too, just not all the time. Just like I don't say much positive about the military, but I'm still staying in.

Exactly!! If you complain about her all the time don't be shocked when people call you out. And yeah, im quite happy with my gf so I won't be hoping to steal anyone elses. But thanks

I'm not shocked, but some of you on here are broken fucking records. And of course you're happy with your girlfriend, she's still a girlfriend. If you're so happy, get married, then come talk to me in five years. Don't want to get married yet? Yeah, that's what I thought. And you're quite welcome for the jest. Dude, not only could you not convince Ulu to leave me, even if you could she'd come back inside of two months. Nobody could or would treat my wife better than I do.

Just because I'm sick of female bullshit does not mean I'm bitter, nor does it make me a bad husband. And if not having any respect for a double standard between men and women makes me a bad person well hell, I'm already wearing the shirt.

[marko138]

This thread = win.

[Homeslice]

I'm not upset because I'm being called out, I'm upset because the people who do it obviously don't know what they're fucking talking about. Those here who have met me and Ulu know how I feel. Tigger and I used to go round and round about this very thing, now that we've actually talked about it it's different. And I don't think the guy wants to take my wife away, but if he thinks he can treat her better than I do he's welcome to convince her of it. Guaranteed he won't be able to. I didn't mention my wife at all, I'm making comments about marriage in general, drunk off my ass, in FUCKING NORTH DAKOTA. Stop reading so much into this. And I say positive stuff about her too, just not all the time. Just like I don't say much positive about the military, but I'm still staying in.
.

Dude you complain about her specifically, by name, quite often. Maybe not in this thread, but several others. :shrug:

[Amorok]

Dude, you're a giant, leaking douche nozzle in almost every thread you post in. And yet people keep giving you a second chance, much like an Alzheimer's patient for whom, after shitting in their britches and whacking an orderly with their cane, it's suddenly a brand new day. It's freezing and I'm drunk, don't set yourself up as a target in this thread too, I'm bored.

[Homeslice]

I'm a douche-nozzle because I noticed what at least a dozen other people have noticed over the last 5 yrs on both here and CF?

Oh well......Nice re-direct, I guess.

[Amber Lamps]

If I ever get divorced I sure as hell won't be announcing it on any forum, unlike Tigger.

Go fuck yourself! Fuck, we have had(three paragraph post deleted-you're welcome, Merry Christmas!)

[Particle Man]

this thread = Amusing :lol:

[Smittie61984]

I doubt that's due to emotional support. I think it's because most single men eat a ton of junk food, and live in a dirty home that hasn't been vacuumed or cleaned in months

You can clean a home?

With out women, our lifespan would probably be extremely short and our world would look like this...
http://moinansari.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/mad_max.jpg

[Amber Lamps]

You can clean a home?

With out women, our lifespan would probably be extremely short and our world would look like this...
http://moinansari.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/mad_max.jpg

And that would be bad because?....

Without "wives" this is what our world would look like...


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/JimBurnsExplorersofGor.jpg


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/BorisVallejo-1976-AssassinofGor.jpg


http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/BorisVallejo-1976-TarnsmanofGor.jpg

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/lontigger/Doomsday-movie-05.jpg


Hahahahahaha!!!!

[Smittie61984]

I said without women, not wives.

I do like Tigger's world though.

[Amber Lamps]

I said without women, not wives.

I do like Tigger's world though.

Well, if you take YOUR world to the obvious conclusion, this is what our world would look like...

[Smittie61984]

Ahhh my eyes

[101lifts2]

Hahaha! Whatever, it never ceases to amaze me how many of you pansies will automatically give up any rights in a relationship and allow yourselves to be led around by your dicks! I see them everyday at work, the wife totally runs the show. Some of these guys can't even make a $20 decision without consulting the "boss", pathetic! imho!

It's all a matter of leverage guys. In my case, she doesn't have any, so I get to do as I please. The reason that she doesn't have any leverage is that I didn't give her any. When she is nice to me and gives me what I want, I'm nice to her and give her what she wants. Period.

There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.

I understand that things change when you have children, get married etc. How many guys you know that are in marriages because they don't want to lose their stuff, their children, etc. That's gotta suck!

I don't mean to reign in on your parade, but isn't the girl you are seeing 21 or so and still in college? And she is living with you or not? If she is living with you, she is getting free room and board instead of paying for a dorm or renting a house....now when her intern comes (this summer from another thread) you are going to break up. BUT!!! It is because you don't like long distance relationships, not because she persuaded you to do so? Coincidence or not?

See it is all perspective.....who is controlling who here? Hmmmmmm....

[CrazyKell]

I like HOmeslice. :idk:

[101lifts2]

Am I an ass because I refuse to cover my girlfriends share?

She thinks she pays too much, and I say she doesn't pay enough. She works a lot, me not so much.

She says she tries to help out around the house, as do I.
And she uses my car and the only money I ever see for that is the occasional 20 in fuel.

She thinks this is unfair. Even though she doesn't even pay 2/5. And now she wants to pay even less, and I refuse.

I've told her, I can have a roomate who pays me more and then I don't have to worry about them at all. Thing is, she'd have to find her own place, and its hard to find a place for 600 all inclusive like she gets here.

What do you all think? Am I charging her top much?

A g/f is a chick you go drive to her house to take out. A wife is the one who moves in.

Did you expect her to pay half without a contract? lol

Suckers...

[Captain Morgan]

Point made. But have met many people that spend decades looking for the "right one". Some people can never be happy no matter how many they date. Not that this applies to Tigger.

But those of us who have been married more than once were at least brave/stupid enough to give the other sex another chance.

Some people would say this of me. However, it hasn't been decades yet, and I'm not really "looking" very hard. I'm just dating when I get a chance and if I meet the right one, so be it. Just hasn't happened yet. A friend of mine once said he doesn't want to die alone. He's married to a bitch because he doesn't want to get divorced for a 3rd time. I think I prefer being single. :lol:

[Avatard]

I don't mean to reign in on your parade

Or a colloquialism to that effect.

[Amber Lamps]

I don't mean to reign in on your parade, but isn't the girl you are seeing 21 or so and still in college? And she is living with you or not? If she is living with you, she is getting free room and board instead of paying for a dorm or renting a house....now when her intern comes (this summer from another thread) you are going to break up. BUT!!! It is because you don't like long distance relationships, not because she persuaded you to do so? Coincidence or not?

See it is all perspective.....who is controlling who here? Hmmmmmm....

No it isn't "perspective", it's reality...and don't you mean "rain on my parade"?

She doesn't live with me-she has her own apartment and pays more rent than I do. Trust me, IF she lived with me, she would be required to pay rent.

She is in college but she is far from hurting for money- In fact her 21 year old ass did something you can't, she bought a new motorcycle with cash. Oh and bought a 2008 Ninja 250 last Spring, also for cash.

Her degree requires an internship, there is no decision there to be made. She leaves, we're through. IF she manages to get her internship locally, we'll see.

FWIW I don't claim to control what she does but I do claim to control what I do and what I will put up with. Period.

[Homeslice]

So you would break up just because she'll be gone for 3 months?

[Amber Lamps]

So you would break up just because she'll be gone for 3 months?

3 months?...sigh... where do you get your facts?For one, she is not from here so she will have no reason to come back here... and she has to go to graduate school in 2011. You know bud, you a pretty good fact check girl but seriously, why would you pretend to know what we are doing?

FTR Of course, I would stop seeing someone that I dated for 6 months if they left for 3... why not? If she wants to keep the option open for future relations, okay but I won't stay committed to someone who isn't here. I guess I'm just a jerk.

[Fleck750]

Who needs Christmas presents, this board is more than enough entertainment!

I liked being married, just chose the wrong ones. I've always paid my own bills, still do even living with someone. Sometimes being with someone is great, other times it's hell. If this relationship goes in the dumpster, I'll happily live alone, maybe find a screw buddy that rides a bike and wants to travel.

[Trip]

3 months?...sigh... where do you get your facts?

I am betting it was an assumption of an internship lasting just over the summer and then her coming back to grad school, since summer is 3 months.

Pretty reasonable assumption.

[marko138]

3 months?...sigh... where do you get your facts?For one, she is not from here so she will have no reason to come back here... and she has to go to graduate school in 2011. You know bud, you a pretty good fact check girl but seriously, why would you pretend to know what we are doing?

FTR Of course, I would stop seeing someone that I dated for 6 months if they left for 3... why not? If she wants to keep the option open for future relations, okay but I won't stay committed to someone who isn't here. I guess I'm just a jerk.

He draws conclusion based on little or no facts. Just like you do. Just like every motherfucker on every forum ever has done. Ever.

[Particle Man]

Or a colloquialism to that effect.

:lol:

[Homeslice]

3 months?...sigh... where do you get your facts?For one, she is not from here so she will have no reason to come back here... and she has to go to graduate school in 2011. You know bud, you a pretty good fact check girl but seriously, why would you pretend to know what we are doing?


Has she given you any indication that this graduate school would probably be somewhere else? I don't remember you saying so, but then again I don't read all your posts :idk:

[Amber Lamps]

I am betting it was an assumption of an internship lasting just over the summer and then her coming back to grad school, since summer is 3 months.

Pretty reasonable assumption.

Ha from my experience here, NO ASSumption is reasonable!

[Amber Lamps]

He draws conclusion based on little or no facts. Just like you do. Just like every motherfucker on every forum ever has done. Ever.

Truth! I only called him out because he is the one ALWAYS fact checking everything...

[Amber Lamps]

Who needs Christmas presents, this board is more than enough entertainment!

I liked being married, just chose the wrong ones. I've always paid my own bills, still do even living with someone. Sometimes being with someone is great, other times it's hell. If this relationship goes in the dumpster, I'll happily live alone, maybe find a screw buddy that rides a bike and wants to travel.

Whoa there! What happened to giving the opposite sex unlimited chances to fuck you over? You're not going to join the bitter ranks of us old, battered codgers are you?

[Trip]

Ha from my experience here, NO ASSumption is reasonable!

plenty assumptions are reasonable, it's the people who aren't reasonable.

[Amber Lamps]

Has she given you any indication that this graduate school would probably be somewhere else? I don't remember you saying so, but then again I don't read all your posts :idk:



It's likely that her graduate school could be elsewhere although the possibility exists for it to be here. I believe that I put an "if" into the post. If I didn't you should have proof read my post and corrected me. You may be slipping....

[Amber Lamps]

plenty assumptions are reasonable, it's the people who aren't reasonable.

True, still without unreasonable people and assumptions, we would lose 75% of our post traffic so....

[EpyonXero]

When you put all of your business on the internet people are going to fill in the blanks with assumptions.

[marko138]

True, still without unreasonable people and assumptions, we would lose 75% of our post traffic so....
Champions, like myself, would pick up the slack.

[Amber Lamps]

When you put all of your business on the internet people are going to fill in the blanks with assumptions.

Okay Marko!

I don't put even 10% of what happens to me on this forum but anyway, it is a bad habit that I need to get a handle on. The problem is that this forum started with a "few" friends that some interest in each others daily lives and now it's populated with a bunch of people who are haters and don't give a fuck about each other, other than other forum cliques and regional groups. The people that I was "friends" with are mostly gone or rarely post on here anymore. I needed to recognize this,Thank you for pointing this out to me.

I will make a New Year's resolution to not post personal shit on this board. Shit maybe, I'll dust off my MySpace and Facebook accounts, I haven't touched either in months. Thanks again.

[marko138]

Okay Marko!

I don't put even 10% of what happens to me on this forum but anyway, it is a bad habit that I need to get a handle on. The problem is that this forum started with a "few" friends that some interest in each others daily lives and now it's populated with a bunch of people who are haters and don't give a fuck about each other, other than other forum cliques and regional groups. The people that I was "friends" with are mostly gone or rarely post on here anymore. I needed to recognize this,Thank you for pointing this out to me.

I will make a New Year's resolution to not post personal shit on this board. Shit maybe, I'll dust off my MySpace and Facebook accounts, I haven't touched either in months. Thanks again.
If all the horseshit we get from you is less than 10% of your life than 24 hours in the day just isn't enough for the mighty Tiggeronius. All hail the king of LIFE!

[Amber Lamps]

Champions, like myself, would pick up the slack.

Um half your posts are shitting on other people's posts and denigrating them... You rarely start threads, without us "pieces of shit" posting "stupid crap" for you to bust on, I'm certain that your daily post count would go to almost zero.

[marko138]

Um half your posts are shitting on other people's posts and denigrating them... You rarely start threads, without us "pieces of shit" posting "stupid crap" for you to bust on, I'm certain that your daily post count would go to almost zero.
Yep, thats what this forum has become. I can't help that. I can only follow suit.

[Amber Lamps]

If all the horseshit we get from you is less than 10% of your life than 24 hours in the day just isn't enough for the mighty Tiggeronius. All hail the king of LIFE!

What? Seriously? I post a lot of opinion bullshit, mixed in with anecdotes and personal experiences but I definitely don't post a lot of, "this is what happened today" kinda stuff.

What do you think that you know about me really?

[marko138]

What? Seriously? I post a lot of opinion bullshit, mixed in with anecdotes and personal experiences but I definitely don't post a lot of, "this is what happened today" kinda stuff.

What do you think that you know about me really?
More than I want to, guy. Simmer down.

[Amber Lamps]

More than I want to, guy. Simmer down.


Simmer down? Why don't you lay the fuck off of me for a while? Get a new hobby. I didn't know that a Moderators job was to treat the members like shit, try to stop them from posting and run them off, but if it is, you and a couple of others are doing a bang up job!

I know that I post a bunch of crap, it's only bullshit for the most part, meant to be somewhat entertaining. Sometimes I hit and sometimes I miss, I know that. I'll get busted on no matter what I post, that's the nature of this forum from the top down to the bottom, I know that too. Heck, I've done like 5 new mods to my bike and didn't post about them. I bought a couple new components for my AV system, didn't post about them. Filled that budget toolbox, didn't post about it, ETC. Yea, yea congratulations to me, I know. I'm just saying and making a bit of a hypocrite of myself, actually, by posting personal shit in a post about how I'm going to stop posting personal shit. maybe I need help....

[Particle Man]

More than I want to, guy. Simmer down.

Simmer down? Why don't you lay the fuck off of me for a while? Get a new hobby. I didn't know that a Moderators job was to treat the members like shit, try to stop them from posting and run them off, but if it is, you and a couple of others are doing a bang up job!

I know that I post a bunch of crap, it's only bullshit for the most part, meant to be somewhat entertaining. Sometimes I hit and sometimes I miss, I know that. I'll get busted on no matter what I post, that's the nature of this forum from the top down to the bottom, I know that too. Heck, I've done like 5 new mods to my bike and didn't post about them. I bought a couple new components for my AV system, didn't post about them. Filled that budget toolbox, didn't post about it, ETC. Yea, yea congratulations to me, I know. I'm just saying and making a bit of a hypocrite of myself, actually, by posting personal shit in a post about how I'm going to stop posting personal shit. maybe I need help....

Will you two just do it already? Geez.




















redflip

[marko138]

Simmer down? Why don't you lay the fuck off of me for a while? Get a new hobby. I didn't know that a Moderators job was to treat the members like shit, try to stop them from posting and run them off, but if it is, you and a couple of others are doing a bang up job!

I know that I post a bunch of crap, it's only bullshit for the most part, meant to be somewhat entertaining. Sometimes I hit and sometimes I miss, I know that. I'll get busted on no matter what I post, that's the nature of this forum from the top down to the bottom, I know that too. Heck, I've done like 5 new mods to my bike and didn't post about them. I bought a couple new components for my AV system, didn't post about them. Filled that budget toolbox, didn't post about it, ETC. Yea, yea congratulations to me, I know. I'm just saying and making a bit of a hypocrite of myself, actually, by posting personal shit in a post about how I'm going to stop posting personal shit. maybe I need help....
You get worked up so easy. Makes all my posts totally worth it.

[azoomm]

Anyone notice that a thread about women turned into the Tigger-show? Awesome.

[HurricaneHeather]

:lol:

I believe he is conspiring now to get the duck penis thread to be about him.

[Dragonpaco]

Anyone notice that a thread about women turned into the Tigger-show? Awesome.

it didn't turn into the tigger show. he just decided to be the one who took control in his relationship with all the twfix members...

[HurricaneHeather]

it didn't turn into the tigger show. he just decided to be the one who took control in his relationship with all the twfix members...

:rofl:

[azoomm]

it didn't turn into the tigger show. he just decided to be the one who took control in his relationship with all the twfix members...

:lol:

[defector]

:lol:

I believe he is conspiring now to get the duck penis thread to be about him.

Awesome. Duck penis vs Ghost Cock. I could have went my entire life without seeing this fight.

[G-Rex]

Awesome. Duck penis vs Ghost Cock. I could have went my entire life without seeing this fight.

What he said.

[Amber Lamps]

Anyone notice that a thread about women turned into the Tigger-show? Awesome.

Aw come on, it was a boring thread to begin with...all about toilet seats and what not....snore....At least I managed to entertain myself between appointments and to a lesser extent Marko. In my book this equals a win!

What he said.

It was a dog's tail dammit!!!

[Amber Lamps]

:lol:

I believe he is conspiring now to get the duck penis thread to be about him.

Nah, you all can have that one and any drunken whore threads as well...

[Amber Lamps]

it didn't turn into the tigger show. he just decided to be the one who took control in his relationship with all the twfix members...

Yea!!! Wait, that doesn't sound all that great after all...

[Fleck750]

Whoa there! What happened to giving the opposite sex unlimited chances to fuck you over? You're not going to join the bitter ranks of us old, battered codgers are you?

No, being effed over twice was enough.

I never said unlimited chances, I don't think the male population is ready to deal with a bat shit crazy menopausal 46 yr. old woman. :lol:

I won't ever be bitter. My life has been a roller coaster ride and I can tell some good stories. :D

[Amber Lamps]

No, being effed over twice was enough.

I never said unlimited chances, I don't think the male population is ready to deal with a bat shit crazy menopausal 46 yr. old woman. :lol:

I won't ever be bitter. My life has been a roller coaster ride and I can tell some good stories. :D


Well, whatever you do, don't try and tell your stories here!

[Fleck750]

Well, whatever you do, don't try and tell your stories here!

Not even the naked lot lizard one? :D

[Amber Lamps]

Not even the naked lot lizard one? :D

Well, okay...that one might be okay... You'd better check with Marko...

[Fleck750]

Well, okay...that one might be okay... You'd better check with Marko...

He might like the one about the gay lot lizards....... :D

I guess I should STFU up, huh? LOL

[Amber Lamps]

He might like the one about the gay lot lizards....... :D

I guess I should STFU up, huh? LOL

You never know....

[Fleck750]

You never know....

Might know Monday when he logs on again. :poke: :bonk:

Hope your day was a good one, Tig.

[Amber Lamps]

Might know Monday when he logs on again. :poke: :bonk:

Hope your day was a good one, Tig.

Not bad, cleaned the house, installed some new grips, dosed the dog with Frontline, watched Netflix streaming, did some laundry...normal day off stuff since it's raining cats and dogs out.

[marko138]

Might know Monday when he logs on again. :poke: :bonk:

Hope your day was a good one, Tig.
Big Brother's always watching.

[Fleck750]

Big Brother's always watching.

I'm watching Mythbusters. What are you watching? :D

























:scared:

[marko138]

I'm watching Mythbusters. What are you watching? :D

























:scared:
Nothing worth watching, thats for goddamn sure.

[racedoll]

Anyone notice that a thread about women turned into the Tigger-show? Awesome.

I notice a lot of threads turn into the Tigger-show. Oh well, gotta have someone to be the entertainer :)

it didn't turn into the tigger show. he just decided to be the one who took control in his relationship with all the twfix members...

:)

Not bad, cleaned the house, installed some new grips, dosed the dog with Frontline, watched Netflix streaming, did some laundry...normal day off stuff since it's raining cats and dogs out.

Tigger - there you go again, rambling about your every day personal stuff....;)

[Amber Lamps]

I notice a lot of threads turn into the Tigger-show. Oh well, gotta have someone to be the entertainer :)



:)



Tigger - there you go again, rambling about your every day personal stuff....;)

Hey inquiries were made...

[racedoll]

Hey inquiries were made...

I know. I've gotta mess with you a little, that's all.

[anthonyk]

LOL, goddamn some of you are bitter. Amorok I knew about, but wowsa there's a bunch more of you!

I'm gonna go hang out over here in my first wife fantasy land, and wait for the hammer to finally drop so y'all can say you told me so. :lol:

Okay, which of you bastards put the voodoo curse on me? :td: :lol

Wife: "We need to talk. You're being a dick lately."

Me: "Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry about that. Being sick sucked, and now it's hard visiting your sister, her husband and their new baby with our toddler in a 2-bedroom apartment for two weeks."

Wife: "Why did you come with me, then? And this is really serious. I'm really unhappy, and I've been fantasizing about separating."

Me: "Uh..." :wtf:

You ladies really are nuts. :screwy:

[Amorok]

You need to put a stop to that shit NOW. Tell her if she wants a divorce you'll drive to the lawyer, but otherwise she better never mention that shit again, unless she wants it. Having your keys and/or a lawyer's card in your hand helps underscore the point. Ulu tried that garbage a few years ago before Poot. The second time she mentioned it I told her if she said the word divorce to me again it would be serious and I didn't want to hear it just to create drama. A couple months later she tried it a third time. I got up, went and got the pre-prepared package I picked up at legal and dropped that shit on the table. Told her if she wanted a divorce all she had to do was sign and if she wanted one to sign now, otherwise never say that fucking word to me again, I take that shit serious. Needless to say she didn't really want one and I threw the papers away.

I'm not trying to be a badass, and I know women play little games but ladies, this is important: Never throw the possibility of your marriage ending out to make a point or get what you want. That is way to serious to be used in an argument. Nobody wants to be in a relationship they have to convince the other person to be in. If you want to leave GTFO, but don't ever throw that out there for emotional manipulation, it's shitty and beneath you and the heartbreak of a divorce is not to be taken lightly, I don't care how pissed you are or how badly you want to win an argument. That little argument is today, divorce is for fucking ever.

In the same vein, the next time a chick (or anyone for that matter) say something like "Well why don't I just kill myself then" They're getting slapped in the mouth. Doing something like that scars those that love you for life, and saying something because your little pussy hurts is despicable beyond description.

[Amber Lamps]

You need to put a stop to that shit NOW. Tell her if she wants a divorce you'll drive to the lawyer, but otherwise she better never mention that shit again, unless she wants it. Having your keys and/or a lawyer's card in your hand helps underscore the point. Ulu tried that garbage a few years ago before Poot. The second time she mentioned it I told her if she said the word divorce to me again it would be serious and I didn't want to hear it just to create drama. A couple months later she tried it a third time. I got up, went and got the pre-prepared package I picked up at legal and dropped that shit on the table. Told her if she wanted a divorce all she had to do was sign and if she wanted one to sign now, otherwise never say that fucking word to me again, I take that shit serious. Needless to say she didn't really want one and I threw the papers away.

I'm not trying to be a badass, and I know women play little games but ladies, this is important: Never throw the possibility of your marriage ending out to make a point or get what you want. That is way to serious to be used in an argument. Nobody wants to be in a relationship they have to convince the other person to be in. If you want to leave GTFO, but don't ever throw that out there for emotional manipulation, it's shitty and beneath you and the heartbreak of a divorce is not to be taken lightly, I don't care how pissed you are or how badly you want to win an argument. That little argument is today, divorce is for fucking ever.

In the same vein, the next time a chick (or anyone for that matter) say something like "Well why don't I just kill myself then" They're getting slapped in the mouth. Doing something like that scars those that love you for life, and saying something because your little pussy hurts is despicable beyond description.


I agree. If a girl even mentions "break-up" to me, I start pushing her to the door. I don't play those kinds of games.

[Amber Lamps]

Okay, which of you bastards put the voodoo curse on me? :td: :lol

Wife: "We need to talk. You're being a dick lately."

Me: "Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry about that. Being sick sucked, and now it's hard visiting your sister, her husband and their new baby with our toddler in a 2-bedroom apartment for two weeks."

Wife: "Why did you come with me, then? And this is really serious. I'm really unhappy, and I've been fantasizing about separating."

Me: "Uh..." :wtf:

You ladies really are nuts. :screwy:

I mentioned that I am creole didn't I? You and a couple others better watch your asses. Hahahahaha!

[HurricaneHeather]

this is important: Never throw the possibility of your marriage ending out to make a point or get what you want. That is way to serious to be used in an argument.

I couldn't agree more. If this is ever said you better have your suitcase already packed.

[Apoc]

women are batshit crazy. They will do anything to try to gain the upperhand.

Most men are crazy enough to give away their say in everything for a piece of ass. Its funny and sickening at the same time.

[the chi]

Aight boys, watch it with the tags...:skep:

I am honestly shocked to hear that people throw the D word around as lightly as they do, I agree with Amorok. You wanna threaten, be prepared to back that shit up.

[Rider]

I am honestly shocked to hear that people throw the D word around as lightly as they do, I agree with Amorok. You wanna threaten, be prepared to back that shit up.

Yeah it's an entirely different ball of wax when you have kids. When kids are involved you are willing to put up with a lot more shit to keep the peace. It may suck but it beats being alone and pennyless.

[smileyman]

Suddenly I am so in love with my wife. My no drama, keep it real, still up for crazy sweaty games, great mother, and all around better person than I am. And shes never threatened to quit. Perhaps one day she will just explode and kill me, but For the last 7 years, seems a good trade off.

[anthonyk]

Suddenly I am so in love with my wife. My no drama, keep it real, still up for crazy sweaty games, great mother, and all around better person than I am. And shes never threatened to quit. Perhaps one day she will just explode and kill me, but For the last 7 years, seems a good trade off.

Careful man, that's the kind of post that got me in trouble. :lol:

For what it's worth guys, I don't begrudge her speaking her mind. But she set us back a lot of years with that one comment, and she knows it now.

And yeah, Rider, it's the kid that makes it tough.