View Full Version : Just got a text from my son.
Rider
12-21-2009, 11:51 AM
"I'd run 4u, kill 4u, fight 4u, die 4u, cry 4U, even look a cop in the eye and lie 4u."
Is this what kids really text to each other? :lol
marko138
12-21-2009, 11:53 AM
Give your son a swift beating when you get home.
Rider
12-21-2009, 11:56 AM
Give your son a swift beating when you get home.
Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
marko138
12-21-2009, 11:57 AM
Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
You gotta take control, pops.
Rider
12-21-2009, 11:58 AM
You gotta take control, pops.
Handcuffs and a bullwhip FTW
karl_1052
12-21-2009, 12:15 PM
Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
There is no such thing as an equal relationship. Someone always gives more/gets more. Someone always has the final say. That includes friendships, family, marriages, work, you name it. If you have two people with "equal" say and they want something different, how will it ever be resolved? Someone has to give in, usually the "weaker" partner.
:?:
Don't give him a car or phone once he is that old, he will fall in line once he starts riding the school bus and has to use pay phones.
Kaneman
12-21-2009, 12:27 PM
Don't give him a car or phone once he is that old, he will fall in line once he starts riding the school bus and has to use pay phones.
WTF is a pay phone?
Rider
12-21-2009, 12:30 PM
WTF is a pay phone?
It's what my son has....he talks, I pay. :lol
Homeslice
12-21-2009, 12:32 PM
I'd die for you, I'd cry for you, I'd do anything, I'd lie for you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you, I'd cry for you if it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you
wildchild
12-21-2009, 01:02 PM
sounds like he's texting you a saying that he heard someone say. he probably thought it sounded cool and he would say it to you.
read what it says, if he means it in anyway, guess he must like you as a dad.
as far as his height / weight, show no fear dad. old age and wisdom can always win.
RedRider2k2
12-21-2009, 01:06 PM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
the chi
12-21-2009, 01:13 PM
I've gotten that one form my teenage sisters, among many others..after I interpret what it says, its usually something sweet and always a mass text. :lol:
Kaneman
12-21-2009, 01:18 PM
"I'd run 4u, kill 4u, fight 4u, die 4u, cry 4U, even look a cop in the eye and lie 4u."
Is this what kids really text to each other? :lol
That shit is gangsta.
defector
12-21-2009, 01:27 PM
"I'd run 4u, kill 4u, fight 4u, die 4u, cry 4U, even look a cop in the eye and lie 4u."
Is this what kids really text to each other? :lol
WTF? Sounds like a Sinead O'Connor song to me. :lol
At least he isn't sexting you.
neebelung
12-21-2009, 03:59 PM
That shit is gangsta.
Yo.
EpyonXero
12-21-2009, 05:30 PM
At least he isn't sexting you.
lol
I think he's on drugs, he needs an intervention. He's totally on the heroine
Dnyce
12-21-2009, 08:45 PM
hahaha sexting
i fuckin hate those mass dumbass texts tho
Particle Man
12-21-2009, 08:48 PM
WTF? Sounds like a Sinead O'Connor song to me. :lol
At least he isn't sexting you.
:lol:
TYEster
12-21-2009, 10:08 PM
Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
Seriously? That's a big kid...
Flexin
12-21-2009, 10:41 PM
Taking his phone away might be far more of a punishment, besides, the kid is 5'9" and 175lbs, he'd fucking laugh at me and he's only 12. By the time he's is 16 he'll be doing anything he pleases.
Fuck. Buy a farm and put his ass to work.
James
Digifox
12-21-2009, 11:59 PM
Haha Doode, I think its a little much to punish him for a Innocent text...Especially since "He'd look a cop in the eye and lie 4u"
hahaha sexting
i fuckin hate those mass dumbass texts tho
I don't even open it if i see a Fwd. in the first line..It just Delete-Delete-Delete
Piss me off >_>
t-homo
12-22-2009, 12:04 AM
Haha Doode, I think its a little much to punish him for a Innocent text...Especially since "He'd look a cop in the eye and lie 4u"
I don't even open it if i see a Fwd. in the first line..It just Delete-Delete-Delete
Piss me off >_>
that and when people make gay ass things like ">_>"
dReWpY
12-22-2009, 05:05 AM
Rider ur biggger the 5 nine 175, that's not that big, u totally pull the old man card
Adeptus_Minor
12-22-2009, 06:24 AM
"I'd run 4u, kill 4u, fight 4u, die 4u, cry 4U, even look a cop in the eye and lie 4u."
Is this what kids really text to each other? :lol
Seriously.. who talks like that?
marko138
12-22-2009, 09:40 AM
Seriously.. who talks like that?
Rider is not responding because he was thrown in jail for beating the piss out of his son for that shitty text.
azoomm
12-22-2009, 09:47 AM
Rider is not responding because he was thrown in jail for beating the piss out of his son for that shitty text.
As well he should! Talk about head explosion.
askmrjesus
12-22-2009, 12:08 PM
I'd die for you, I'd cry for you, I'd do anything, I'd lie for you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you, I'd cry for you if it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you
Why are you stalking Rider's 12 year old son?
Pervert.
JC
Gas Man
12-22-2009, 12:39 PM
Rider is not responding because he was thrown in jail for beating the piss out of his son for that shitty text.
No shit... WTF happened?
Hold your ground Rider!
Amorok
12-22-2009, 12:54 PM
Whip his ass rider. He doesn't have anything on the old man strength.
marko138
12-22-2009, 01:43 PM
Whip his ass rider. He doesn't have anything on the old man strength.
Apparently he does. He's in the old man's head.
defector
12-22-2009, 02:15 PM
Give the youngin' a judy chop to the throat.
That'll learn him to fuck with the crafty old vet.
Gas Man
12-22-2009, 02:25 PM
Apparently he does. He's in the old man's head.
Yeah its all mind games... Rider he's fuckin with you... like mind terrorism!
HurricaneHeather
12-22-2009, 02:25 PM
Yeah its all mind games... Rider he's fuckin with you... like mind terrorism!
:lol
The only answer really is to sacrifice him to appease the language gods.
Gas Man
12-22-2009, 02:29 PM
The only answer really is to sacrifice him to appease the language gods.
Do it! We wont tell!
shmike
12-22-2009, 02:36 PM
Hopefully Mrs. Rider still owns a pair of pants.
karl_1052
12-22-2009, 02:37 PM
Give the youngin' a judy chop to the throat.
That'll learn him to fuck with the crafty old vet.
Send him to summer camp.;)
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Highway: Negative, Johanson! You're going to become a Marine, right now.
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Gas Man
12-25-2009, 02:20 PM
Hopefully Mrs. Rider still owns a pair of pants.
Hopefully.
marko138
12-25-2009, 10:24 PM
Hopefully Mrs. Rider still owns a pair of pants.
She damn sure owns all his.
BaaaaaaZing!
Rider
12-31-2009, 11:56 AM
Seriously? That's a big kid...
and a size 13.5 shoe. :tremble: I'm still much stronger than him, be when he hits the weight room next year, look the fuck out.
Carolina
01-01-2010, 10:52 AM
u can't be serious , i would slap the shit out of my kid if he ever tried anything. It's just a harmless text though he must have trust in and is cool with you if he even sent it. That's better than him not socializing with you at all. I love twf yall had me laughing through this whole thread "that's gangsta"
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