View Full Version : Happy Festivus!
Since we can't put up the pole or do feats of strength, we shall have the airing of greivences!
Let it begin!
Ebbs, you were an even bigger cocksucker than usual this year.
Amorok
12-23-2009, 10:54 AM
Greivances, huh? I have a few.
Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in?
Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like Phoenix's, his blue really pops.
Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.
Bluestreak
12-23-2009, 11:24 AM
Screw Christmas!
I've had enough of running around on Christmas Eve and Christmas day to last me a life time. One year I just want to get up, watch my two kids open gifts then go back to bed! Is that just too much to ask for?
That or we just need to relocate about 1,000 miles away from any family members.
Amorok
12-23-2009, 11:27 AM
Yeah, I tried that. Here I am in North Dakota
karl_1052
12-23-2009, 11:50 AM
Anyone living in an area that they are still able to ride, and they post about it, can lick my balls until they wear the hair off and they become bald.
marko138
12-23-2009, 11:51 AM
http://blog.binarywolf.com/images/festivus-card.gif
Sixxxxer
12-23-2009, 06:40 PM
greivances, huh? I have a few.
Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in?
Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like phoenix's, his blue really pops.
Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.
lmao!!!!
Particle Man
12-23-2009, 07:43 PM
Greivances, huh? I have a few.
Trip, that circle is fucking impossible. Does anyone ever get in?
Sixxer, your bike...the color, it's just not blue enough. Not like Phoenix's, his blue really pops.
Chi, no modeling pics of the new real estate? Fail.
:lol:
Cutty72
12-24-2009, 01:11 PM
Yeah, I tried that. Here I am in North Dakota
Really?
I pitty you, though I'd rather be there right now :lol:
Amorok
12-24-2009, 01:12 PM
Really?
I pitty you, though I'd rather be there right now :lol:
Ummm, I guess so...sorry you have to come back here after your deployment, dude. It's snowing, if that makes you feel better.
Cutty72
12-24-2009, 01:18 PM
Ummm, I guess so...sorry you have to come back here after your deployment, dude. It's snowing, if that makes you feel better.
How long you there? And GF or Minot?
I know it's snowing... it's 48 here right now... but I still can't ride.
Amorok
12-24-2009, 01:20 PM
I'm here until the 29th. In Grand Forks with a wife who won't go to the bar with me. I' drinking in my in-laws house with my three year old. You know what, fuck it, I'd rather be in Kyrgyszgistan, or however the fuck you spell it. Damn, that Sailor Jerry's is hitting me hard.
acalliste
12-24-2009, 04:55 PM
Anyone living in an area that they are still able to ride, and they post about it, can lick my balls until they wear the hair off and they become bald.
I live in an area where I can still ride, and if it doesn't rain tomorrow I could go for a Festivus Morning Ride, take the Gopro, and put the video up on youtube just for you. But I think I'll stay home and paint instead.
I'll send you some Nair for your balls. :wink:
itgirl
12-24-2009, 05:58 PM
I live in an area where I can still ride, and if it doesn't rain tomorrow I could go for a Festivus Morning Ride, take the Gopro, and put the video up on youtube just for you. But I think I'll stay home and paint instead.
I'll send you some Nair for your balls. :wink:
hiya acalliste, how the heck are ya?
smileyman
12-24-2009, 08:47 PM
Happy Festivus to the rest of us!
acalliste
12-24-2009, 10:37 PM
hiya acalliste, how the heck are ya?
I am well, thanks. How ya been? Has Santa shown up at your place yet?
this is all i'm going to say...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6drWVCJHYqg
this is all i'm going to say...
We can help out with that and revive Pope Paul II's favorite Christmas traditions.
Race the jews naked through the streets!
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