A Year in Movies - my project for 2010

[CrazyKell]

I'm somewhat of an anomaly when it comes to pop culture and movie watching.

I hardly watch movies and it usually blows people's minds to hear that I haven"t seen this or that.

So for 2010 I'm starting a project to get myself caught up on all of these crazy movies. The project also involves fitness since I bought a spin bike and plan on watching these movies while on the bike. At least I'll get in shape while devoting this much time to something.

I think I'm going to start a blog about it too. :lmao:

So here's the list....are there any others you think should be on there?

Part One:

12 Monkeys
13th Warrior
2001: A Space Odyssey
25th Hour
A Beautiful Mind
A Man Apart
A Perfect Storm
A Time to Kill
Amadeus
Amalie
American Beauty
American Gangster
American History X
Apocalypse Now
Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
Back to the Future 3
Bad Boys 1
Bad Boys 2
Batman
Batman Returns
Blood Diamond
Boiler Room
Bonds
Boondock Saints
Bourne 1
Bourne 2
Bourne 3
Boyz in da Hood
Changing Lanes
Children of Men
Citizen Kane
Crash
Crash
Crimson Tide
Dances with Wolves
déjÃ* vu
Die Hard 1
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 3
Die Hard 4
Enemy at the Gates
Enemy of the State
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Face Off
Fargo
First Contact
Full Metal Jacket
Gattaca
Get Shorty
Gladiator
Gods and Monsters
Gone in 60 Seconds
Good Will Hunting
Heat
Heat
Hoosiers
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade
Inside Man
John Q
Kill Bill volume 1
Kill bill volume 2
Last of the Mohicans
Lethal Weapon 1
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 3

Part Two:

Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
Lord of the Rings 1
Lord of the Rings 2
Lord of the Rings 3
Lost in Translation
Major League
Man on Fire
Meet Joe Black
Mercury Rising
Million Dollar Baby
Minority Report
Mission Impossible 1
Mission Impossible 2
Mississippi Burning
Monsters Ball
Mystic River
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's Vacation
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
No Country for Old Men
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Philadelphia
Planet of the Apes
Platoon
Predator
Primal Fear
Raging Bull
Rambo 1
Rambo 2
Rambo 3
Remember the Titans
Reservoir Dogs
Robocop 1
Robocop 2
Ronin
Rules of Engagement
Saving Private Ryan
Schindler's List
Signs
Silence of the Lambs
Snatch
Star Trek Old 1
Star Trek Old 2
Star Trek Old 3
Star Trek Old 4
Star Trek Old 5
Star Trek Old 6
Star Trek The Next Generation 1
Star Trek The Next Generation 2
Star Trek The Next Generation 3
Star Trek The Next Generation 4
Star Wars: A new Hope
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Taxi Driver
Terminator
The Big Lebowski
The Departed
The English Patient
The Green Mile
The Hurrican
The Last Samurai
The Manchurian Candidate
The Rock
The Saint
The Score
The Shawshank Redemption
Training Day
True Lies
Usual Suspects
V for Vendetta

[tommymac]

gotta add clerks and office space.

[defector]

Is The Saint the Roger Moore version, or the Val Kilmer version?

[CrazyKell]

Is The Saint the Roger Moore version, or the Val Kilmer version?


Which do you recommend?

I've seen Clerks and Office Space (I think :scratch:).

[derf]

1. Terminator 2, 3 and Salvation (watch all 4 in 1 day)
2. Star wars I, II, and III, then watch IV V and VI all in the same day
3. Hard Candy
4. 2001 a space odyssy (watch while high, it will make sense)
5. Serenity, and as an added bonus you can watch all the episodes of Firefly on Hulu first
6. Red Dawn
7. Back to the Future I, II, and III. Watch I then get high, watch II, it will make sense, then let youself come down to watch III.
8. Half Baked watch it twice, first sober then high. It really will make sense
9. The day the earth stood still, the original and the new Keanu Reeves version
10. (500) days of summer
11-16. the kevin Smith Collection, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks 2.

Also which planet of the Apes? The original (awesome) or the new Marky Mark version (less awesome)

[CrazyKell]

1. Terminator 2, 3 and Salvation (watch all 4 in 1 day)
2. Star wars I, II, and III, then watch IV V and VI all in the same day
3. Hard Candy
4. 2001 a space odyssy (watch while high, it will make sense)
5. Serenity, and as an added bonus you can watch all the episodes of Firefly on Hulu first
6. Red Dawn
7. Back to the Future I, II, and III. Watch I then get high, watch II, it will make sense, then let youself come down to watch III.
8. Half Baked watch it twice, first sober then high. It really will make sense
9. The day the earth stood still, the original and the new Keanu Reeves version
10. (500) days of summer

Also which planet of the Apes? The original (awesome) or the new Marky Mark version (less awesome)

1. On my list (I think but I'll double check).
2. On my list
3. I'll add it
4. On the list
5. Never heard of it
6. I'll add it.
7. On it
8. I'll add it.
9. Original will be added
10. Seen it.

Original Apes.

[defector]

Which do you recommend?

I've seen Clerks and Office Space (I think :scratch:).

Roger Moore version, IMO. Also agree with Derf about the original Apes flick.

[derf]

1. On my list (I think but I'll double check).
2. On my list
3. I'll add it
4. On the list
5. Never heard of it
6. I'll add it.
7. On it
8. I'll add it.
9. Original will be added
10. Seen it.

Original Apes.

Serenity was based off of an early 2000's Tv show called firefly which lasted for 11 episodes and was cancelled. The show, while completely awesome if viewed in their chronological order (not by their air dates) was a complete flop for Fox, the show was aired against several other very popular shows and was often not shown because it was replaced by various sports. When the show was released on DVD it was an instant hit, staying in Amazons top 10 dvd's for almost a year, in syndication on the scifi network it regularly doubles its original ratings. So then it was made into a movie which managed to tie up all the loose ends left by its early cancellation.

[CrazyKell]

Serenity was based off of an early 2000's Tv show called firefly which lasted for 11 episodes and was cancelled. The show, while completely awesome if viewed in their chronological order (not by their air dates) was a complete flop for Fox, the show was aired against several other very popular shows and was often not shown because it was replaced by various sports. When the show was released on DVD it was an instant hit, staying in Amazons top 10 dvd's for almost a year, in syndication on the scifi network it regularly doubles its original ratings. So then it was made into a movie which managed to tie up all the loose ends left by its early cancellation.

Added to the list....just for you. ;)

[Homeslice]

Did you create that list? You seriously haven't seen any of those?

I would add:
Falling Down
Dune
Wall Street
Menace 2 Society
Donnie Darko
Dark City
The Right Stuff
Top Gun
Out of Sight
Caddyshack
The Firm
Office Space
Risky Business
The Mist
Superman (the original from around 1980)
The Ring I & II

However, I would drop the Back to the Futures, the Robocops, the Lethal Weapons, the Die Hards, Gladiator, and Planet of the Apes........they're pretty much a waste of time IMO :lol:

[Tmall]

I don't think you'll like apocalypse now.

[derf]

Did you create that list? You seriously haven't seen any of those?

I would add:

Dune



Which Dune, you have to be much more specific, the 80's version? 90's version, 00's version, or the about to be release 10's version?

[Homeslice]

Which Dune, you have to be much more specific, the 80's version? 90's version, 00's version, or the about to be release 10's version?

The 80's......I never saw the other ones, were they any good?

Also, Altered States needs to be added to the list.

[CrazyKell]

Did you create that list? You seriously haven't seen any of those?

I would add:
Falling Down
Dune
Wall Street
Menace 2 Society
Donnie Darko
Dark City
The Right Stuff
Top Gun
Out of Sight
Caddyshack
The Firm
Office Space
Risky Business
The Mist
Superman (the original from around 1980)
The Ring I & II

However, I would drop the Back to the Futures, the Robocops, the Lethal Weapons, the Die Hards, Gladiator, and Planet of the Apes........they're pretty much a waste of time IMO :lol:

Yes I created the list (with the help of friends) and no I have not seen any of those movies. :shrug: I've never been a huge movie buff but like them more and more now and it's a project to keep me busy while I work out.

I'll add some of your recommendations, although I've seen some of them already.

I don't think you'll like apocalypse now.

It's not about liking them....it's about watching them. :lol:

[derf]

Here is my list of movies to watch in 2010

A balls's Life (A bug's life)
A Beautiful Ass
A Beautiful Behind
A Beautiful hind
A bitch called wanda (A fish called wanda)
A Bitch Too Far
A Clockwork Orgy
A Cock to Remember
A Cockwork Orange
A Few Good Men
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Foreskin
A long flame in-side-her
A Midsummer Night's Cream
A Quiver Runs Through It
a race oddessy 2001 (interaccial)
A Rear And Pleasant Danger
A Romp to Remember
A Star is Shorn
A Tale of Two Clitties
A Thin Line between Love and Taint
A time to Fuck (A time to kill)
About Clit
About Shit (schmidt)
ace vagina
ace ventura....pet my rectum
Ace Ventura: Pet Pimp
Adam Sandler's Punch-Drunk Fucking
Add Momma To The Train
Agent Cody Swanks (Agent Cody Banks)
agent cody wanks
Agnes on Dog
Alice in Underpants / Alice in Wonderbra (Alice in Wonderland)
Alice's Wonderland
Alien Erection (Alien Resurrection)
All Anal on the Western Front
All Giant on the Western Cunt
All Quiet on the Western Cunt
All That Jizm
All That Jizz
Ame-do-us
American Bi
American Booty
American Fur Pie
American History XXX
An Officer and a Genitalman
an officer and his gentleman
Anal House
Anal Management (Anger Management)
anal resurrection
Anal-ize This
Analyze These
and oh yeah!
Angel Thighs
Angela's Anus
Anus & Andy
Apollo's 13
Armageddon-it-on.
Arma-Get-It-On (Armagedon)
Armaggedon 2: The second cumming
Armagonnagetin
As Horny As It Gets
As You Like It Rammed Up Your Ass
As You Stroke It
Ass of the Mohicans
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Ass-aconda
Assault on Brothel 69
Ate Men Out, and loved it
austin powers gold member
Austin Powers: Gold shower


B (return to top)

Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver
Backseat Confidential
Backshaft
Backside to the Future
Bad Boys (gay porn)
Bad Boys (Meet Good Girls) (bad boys)
Ball Street
Ball StreetSpray it Forward
Band of Brothels
Bang Hur
Bang The Dong Slowly
bangaroo jack
Barberslop
Bare Bitch Project
Bare Force One
Baredevil
Bare-Devil
Barely Legally Blonde
Batman in Robin
Battlefield Girth
Battlestar Orgasmica
Battlestar Prophylactica
Beauty & the Priest
Beauty and the Bitch
Beaver And Buttcheeks
BeaverJuice
Beaverly Hills Cock
Beer and Boning in Las Vegas
Beetlejism
Behind Enemy Behinds
Behind the Green Door
Beuty and the Beast
Beverly Hills 9021-HO!
Beverly Hills 90269
Beverly Hills Cocks
Beverly Hills Copulator
Bi on the Fourth of July
Bi Ooo'Domes
Bi-Dazzled
Big (No need to change the title)
Big Boys 2
big fist
Big Fist (big fish)
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Billy Did-his-son
Biloxy Boobs
Bitanic
Bitch Black
Bitches of East-dick
Bite Club
Black Booty
Black Booty (Black Beauty)
Black Cock Down
Black Dick Down
Blackass: The Movie
Blast from the Pants
blast in her ass
blazing assholes
blowing for columbine
Blowjob Impossible
Blown in 60 seconds
Bobbit-Proof Fence
Body Double-stuffed
Boldfinger
Bone in 30 Seconds
Bone of Arc (Joan of Arc)
Boneheades
Bones in the Hood
Bonfire of the Panties
Bonfire of the Virginities
Bonin' the Barbarian
boning john malkovich (celebrity)
Boobarella
Boondock Sluts
Booty & The Beast
Booty and the beast (Beauty and the Beast)
Boy Ride
Boy Soldiers (Toy Soldiers - Gay military porn)
Boy Whorey
Brassiere To Eternity
Bravetart
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast In Show
Breast Side Story
Briefs Encounter [Brief...]
Brigette Jones' Diuretic
Bright Lights Big Titties
Brother, bare! (Brother Bear)
Bruce's Almighty (bruce almighty)
Buffy The Vampire Layer
bulletproof spunk
Bunsmoke
Bush Hour
Butch Assidy and the Assdance Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Sun-Dancing Queen [...SundanceKid]
Butt Boys (Bad Boys)
Buttman
Buttman and Throbbin'
Buttman and Throbbin' meet the Poker
Buttman Forever
Buttman Returns


C (return to top)

caddy shag
Caddysnatch
Came through the wind (gone with the wind)
cane's, chains in automobiles
Can't Hardly Wait: to fuck
Carrie 2- The Rag
Charlie's Anal (Chalie's Angels)
Charlie's Anals
Charlie's Anus
Charmed and Dangerous
Cherry Poppins (Mary Poppins)
Chico and his Man
Children of the Porn (for pedophiles)
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Cindi, Anna, Joan & the Nipples of Doom (Indiana Jones & the temple of doom)
Citizen Kanal
City of Anals
City of Felatios (city of angels)
Clan of the Cunt Hairs
Clear and Present Dildo(Clear and Present Danger)
Clear and Present Donger
Cliff Banger
Clit Hangers
Clitter
Clitty Clitty Gangbang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Close Encounters Of The Third Input
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Cock Block and Two Smoking Whores
cock land
Cock me in the Can
Cockodile Dundee
Cockstoppers
cocksuckers (clockstoppers)
Cold Mountain = Hot Mountin'
Con Ass (Con Air)
Confessions of a dirty mind
Cool Cummings
Cracks (a Broadway musical)
Cradle robber and the Tomb of innocence
Crammer vs. Crammer
Cream Catcher.
Creamer vs. Creamer
Creature With The Black Harpoon
Creeping Beauty
Crocidile Dundee: Fucking Los Angelos
Crocodile Done-Me
Crouching hooker, hidden cock
Crouching puppy, hidden virginity
Crouching Stick Hidden Implant
Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis
Cum And Cummer
Cum in 60 Seconds (Gone in 60 sseconds)
Cum in my mouth of madness
Cum Lola Cum
cum of all fears
cum of all queers
Cum Shots part Spew
Cum With the Wind (or blow it out your ass)
Cumalot
Cuming on America
Cumline (Drumline)
cumming to america
Cumstruck
Cunt Air
Cunts and dogs (Cats and dogs)


D (return to top)

Dancing on bars for boys (riding in cars w/ boys)
Dangerous Behinds (Dangerous Minds)
Dark Blew
Das Bootie
Das Booty
Das Butt
Dawson's Crack
Dead man Humping (Dead man Walking)
Dead Men Don't Wear Rubbers (Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid)
Death to Coochie
Desperately Seeking Pootang (Desperately Seeking Susan)
Desperately Seeking Semen
Detroit Cock City
Devil in Mrs. Clinton
Dial "E" for Enema (Dial "M" for Murder)
Dick or Something Like It
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Die Hard-on
Dildo's At Dawn
Dirty and Harry
Disney Presents: Fuck Everlasting
Divine Secrets of the Yes, YES! Sisterhood
Diving in Miss Daisy
Dodgeballs
Dogma Style
Domination Man (Demolition Man)
Done in 60 Seconds
Don't Say A Word, my Parents are Home
Double Cream
down to girth
Dr. Screwlittle
Dr. Seuss' The Snatch Bigger Than a Hat
Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Tensing and Love the Bum
Dr. Strangepants
Drill Bill
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Driving Stool
dude wheres my whore
Dude! Where's my Ho! (Dude! Where's my car)
Dude, where's my cock=dude
Dude, where's my dick?
Dude, Where's my Dildo
Dude, where's my HIV test?
Dude, Where's the clit?
Dun-Her (Ben Hur)
dyke hard


E (return to top)

E.T. the extra testicle
E3:The Extra Testical.
Eat Woman, Drink Man [Eat, Drink, Man, Woman]
Ed Woody
Ed's Wood
Edward Penishands
Ejaculate Now
el *pause* BJ (the spanish version of LBJ)
enama of the gays (enemy at the gates)
Enema at the Gates
Erection (election)
Erin Yankyourdick
Errection (instead of Resserection)
Ever Faster
Everyone I Did Last Summer - The Documentary
Evil head
ex men
Eyes Wide Slut



F (return to top)

Face Jam
Fairy Potter and the Sorceror's Schlong
Family Bi
far in heaven
Fart's War
Fast & Curious
fatal erection
Ferris Bueler Got Off
Forest gimp
Fiddler on the Whore
Field of Reams
Field of Screams
Field Of Wet Dreams
Fievel Goes South
Fill Bill
Fill Bill: Vol 2
finding ryan's privates
Fist Club
Fist Full of Hollers
fister
Fister act
fisting nemo
Flesh Dance
Flesh Gordon
Foam Booth
For a Few Hollers More
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Forresty hump
Four Weddings and An Orgy
Freaky Fuckday (Freaky friday)
Free My Willy
Free Will Humping
French Piss
Friday the 13th Part 69-Hockey Mask of Fur
Friday the 13th: a Nude Beginning.
From beer to maternity
From the Corner of "42nd St."
Fuck Me If You Can
Fuck on You (stuck on you)
Fucked in 60 Seconds
FuckFats (Mallrats)
Fuckfest At Tiffanys
Fucking Aphrodite
fuckloose
Fucktales (ducktales)
Fuck-Ur-Mama (the cartoon Futurama)
Full Latex Jacket
Full Metal Jack-off


G (return to top)

G*A*S*H
Gagback
Gang Bang Related
Gangbangs of New York
Gash of the Tit-ans
Gayden State
Gaylord of the Cockrings: The Fellowship of the Cringe
Gays Gone Wild
Gays of Thunder
Gays of Wonder
george in her jungle
Geranalmo
German Whore Fare
Gilligan's Bi-Land
Girl With a Pearl Necklace (Girl with a pearl earring)
Glad he ate her (Gladiator)
Gleaming the Pube
Glossed Bi-way
go fisters! (ghost busters)
Gods and Genitals
Golden Thighs (Golden Eye)
Gonad the Barbarian
Gone in 60 seconds
Good Will Cunting
Good Will Cunting (Good Will Hunting)
Good Will Fucking
Good Will Humping
Good Willy Humping
Grand theft anal
Great Sexpectations
Grundle in the Bronx
Guess who's cumming for dinner (Guess who's coming to dinner)
Guess Who's Cumming to Gangbang Me
Gulp Fiction
Gypsy Fling


H (return to top)

hairy fucker and the bedroom of secrets
Hairy Peter
Hairy Peter and the Chamber of Fetishes
Hairy Peter and the Sorceror's Bone
Hairy pooter and the chamber of secretions
Hairy Porker
hairy porker and the bedchamber of secrets
hairy porker and the goblin's spire
hairy porker and the order of the penis
hairy porker and the prisoner of ass cabin
hairy porker and the sorcerer's bone
Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan
Halloween 25: Michael gets a blowjob
Hal's shallow
hand and balls (hanibal)
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Happy Crackwhore (Happy Gilmore)
happy dildo
Hard On: With A Vengeance (Die Hard: with a Vengeace)
Hard to Drill
hard wars-return of the japseye
Harlet's Web (Charlotte's web)
Harry Got Her with his Forceful Bone (Hary Potter & the Sorcerer's stone)
Harry Peter and the Chamber of "Secrets"
Harry Peter and the Goblet of Whisky
Harry Peter and the Prostitute Of Alcatraz
Harry Peter and the Sorcerer Got Stoned
Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions
Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Fetish
He Sucked, She Sucked
headsucker proxy
heimen of honour
High Infidelity
High Poon
Higher Sperming-(Higher Learning)
Hindfeld (A porno about nothing)
Hocus Penis (Hocus Pocus)
Holes
Homeo Must Blow
homo alone
Honey, I Blew Everybody
Honey, I Blew My Wad
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
Honey, I spunked on your kids
Horny Davidson and the Malboro Man (Harley Dvaidosn and the Malboro Man)
Horny Gilmore (Happy Gilmore)
Horny in Alambama (Crazy in Alabama)
House of 1,000 Horsecocks
how stella got cock in snatch
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
How the Grinch Fucked Christmas
How the grinch stole my virginity (How the grinch stole christmas)
How to bang a whore in ten ways.
How to bruise a guy in ten ways (s&m)
How to lose a guy to 10 gays.
How to losen a guy with 10 gays
How to Make a Guy Cum in Ten Minutes
How To Make An American Queeve
How to Succeed in Snatch Without Really Trying
How To Use a Pie In 10 Ways
Howard Sperm's Private Parties
Howard the Dick
Humped Back at Notre Dame
Hung Wankenstein


I (return to top)

I 8 head in a duffle bag
I Cream of Jeannie
I Cream on Jeanie
I F Huckabees
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
I Love Juicy
I, Fembot
Igby goes up
I'll Do Anyone
Illegally Blonde :D
I'm gonna fuck you sucka! (I'm gonna get you sucka!)
In and Out....and In again
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
In 'er Space [Innerspace]
In Her "Jaws"
in spect her gadet
Indecent Proposition
in-depends day
Indian Jones and the temple of spooge
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
IndieAnal Bones and the Temple of Poon
Inside Her Box Rules (Cider Box Rules)
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Interview With a Vamp
Interview With a Vibrator
Isaac Assimov's Poundation Trilogy
Itty Bitty Gang Bang (midget porn)


J (return to top)

J F's Kay
Jackin'Ass the Movie
Jackoff: the movie
James and the Giant Peach
james bond: the man with the golden cum
James Boned: GoldenAss
James Boned: Try another lay
Jane Bond and the Man with the Golden Rod
jason XXX
Jay Licked Silent Bob's Tight Crack
Jeez Shes Tight Pornostar
Jennifer Ate
Jerk Me If You Can
Jesus Christ Pornstar
Jiggly
Johnny Nymphomaniac
Johnny Socko's Giant Dildo
Josey and the Pussy
Josie and the Pussies
Journey to the Center of the Pussy
Jugsy (Bugsy)
Julius Sees Her
Jumpin' Jack Flasher
Jumping Black Ass
Juranal Park
Jurassic Pork
Jurassic Prick


K (return to top)

kangaroo jack
Kangaroo Jack Off
Kangaroo Sack
King Dong
Kinky Business (Risky Business)
Kung Pow: Enter My Fist


L (return to top)

L.A. Contraceptive
Labiarinth
Laid in Manhattan
laurence of a labia
Lawrence in her Labia
Laying Private Ryan
Lays of Thunder
Legally Boned
Legends of the Balls
Legs Wide Open (Eyes Wide Shut)
Legs Wide Shut
Lie-low and lick
Life is Bootie-full
Lilo and her Bitch
lilo and her bitch (lilo and stitch)
Little Orphan Tranny
LoadWarrior
Lock, Stock, and Two Spurting Cocks (Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
Locked cock and two fucking bastards
long time head
Look Who's Cumming For Dinner
Look Who's Porking
Lord of the Cock Rings
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Lord of the Cockrings the Fellowship of The Cockring
Lord of the Cockrings the Two Condoms
Lord of the Flings
lord of the g strings"
Lord Of The G-Strings
Lord of the G-Strings: Dildo Saggins, the Throbbit
Lord of the Nipple Rings
lord of the O rings
Lord of the Rims
Lord of the ring piece
Lost in Masterbation (lost in translation)
Lost in Transvestism
Lots of sex in seattle
Lust at First Bite
Lust in Space


M (return to top)

Macbreast
Mad Jack Beyond the Thunderbone
Major Legs (featuring Charlie Shin)
Major Pain
Malcolm XXX
Malcom Hits The Middle
Malcom in the Middle
Man on the Poon
Mary Poopins
Master and Commander: Far side of the ass
Masterbater & Commander
Masturbaters of the Universe (Masters of the Universe)
Masturbation Masterpeice Theatre
Matchstick Men: Men with small tools
Mating With Guffman
May The Foreskin Be With You
Me Myself and Irene
Me, Myself, & I Cream
meat in parents
Meat the Parents
Meet the Penis
Men Are On Her (Men of Honor)
Men in Back
Men In Black Men
Men in Black Women
Men on Fire (Man on Fire - Gay porn)
menace to sororities
MIF...Men In Fuck
Miracle on 69th Street
Missionary Impossible (for gay men)
Mister Peed
Mistress Mononoke (Princess Mononoke)
Mo' Better Blowjobs
Moaning Lisa's Smile
Moby Dick 2: The Cumming
Moby Dick 3: The Return of the Semen
Moby's Dick
Moby's Dick (Moby Dick)
MOBY'S DICK (moby dick)
Monster Balls (Monster's Ball)
Monster Dicks, Inc. (Monsters, Inc.)
Monster Mash
Monstercocks, Inc.
Monty's Python and the Holey Girl
Monty's Python and the Horny Male (Monty Pythin and the Holy Grail)
Mother Knows Incest (Mother knows Best)
Moulin Splooge
Mouse Cunt
Mouse Cunt 2: The Pink Gets Stuffed
Mr Smith Goes To Wash Her Mound [...Washington]
Mr. Holland's Anus
Mr. Holland's Penis
mrs. deeds
Mrs. Doubtfucker
Much Ado About Fucking
My Anus is bleeding (Romeo is bleeding)
My Bare Lady
My Best Friend's Bedding
my best friends fling (my best friends wedding)
My Best Friends Neighbour
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Cheek Spreading
My Big Fat Greek At A Wedding
My Big Fat Greek Cock
My Big Fat Greek Cum-Toilet
My Big Fat Greek Penis
My Big Fat Greek Whore
My Cousin's Weenie
Mystic Beaver


N (return to top)

Napoleon's Dynomite
national lampoons masterbation
Never Been Fist
never ending horny
night of the giving head
Night of the Living Dong
Night of the living head
Nightmare on Dyke Street
Nine to Fuck
no man's gland
No Principals-(The Principal)
Nurse Wetty
NYDP Blew


O (return to top)

O Snatch, Where Art Thou
Ocean's 11 inches
Oceans Eleven Inches
On Golden Blond
On the Bitch
One Fucked the Cuckoo's Nest
Open Range (a whore's story)
Ordinary Peepholes
Orgasms Eleven
Orifice Space
osmosis bone's


P (return to top)

Panic Poon
Pants/Off
Panty Raider
Passenger 69
Passenger Fifty-cum
Pearl Harbor Necklace
Pee On Me Herman
Penis of Nazareth
Peter Pecker
Planet Of The Gapes
Play it to the Boner
Playmate of The Apes
PocAHotASS
Poke-a-hot-ass (Pocahontas)
Pokey Man
Poon Raider: The Cradle Of Love
Poon/Cock Saints (Boondock Saints)
Poonstone (Tombstone)
Poonstruck
Poontang Pi (Pi)
poop dreams
Pooper Troopers
Porn Free
Porn of the Century
Porn on the 4th of July
Pornship Troopers
Pornstar (Rockstar)
Position Impossible
Practical Mastebater (Practical Magic)
Practically Magic (practical magic)
presumed impotent
Pulp Friction
Pump Fiction


Q (return to top)

queer hunter


R (return to top)

Raging Butt
Raiders of the Lost Ass
Rambone
Rambone: First Blood
rape fear
Really Goodfellas.
Rear Admiral 2: The Might Seamen
Rear Window
Rebel Without a Condom (Rebel Without a Cause)
Requiem for a Cream
Reservoir Dongs
Resiv-Whore Dogs.
Return of the Genitals (Return of the Jedi)
Return of the living head
Revenge of the Terds
riding boys in cars
Riding forrester
Riding Miss Daisy
ringpin
Road Strip
Road to Penetration-(Road to Perdition)
Road to Poonanny
Robin Head
Robin Hood: Men like it tight
Robin Hood: Men with no tights
Robin hood: Men Without Tights (Robin Hood: Men In Tights)
Robin’s Wood
robin's wood (robin hood)
RoboCock
Roger me
Romancing the Bone
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet's Sister
Romeo and Julio
Romeo at Joliet (a prison-sex adventure)
Rug Rats Go Wild

[derf]

S (return to top)

Santa Claus is Cumming in Granny's Gown
Saturday Night Beaver
Save the Last Fuck (Save the Last Dance)
Saving Ryans Privates (Saving Private Ryan)
Saving Sarah's Slit
Savoring Ryan's Privates
Savouring Ryans Privates
Scar Wars : The Empire Strikes Back
Schindlers Bris
Schindler's Fist
School of Cock
Schwing Raid
Scooby Do Me
Scooby's Doo
Scrotal Recall
Scroty Ugly
Searching for Bobby Fucker (Searching for Bobby Fischer)
Sergeant Dildo
Seven Pussies (Se7en)
Sex in the Shitter
Sex Toy Story (Toy story)
Sex Trek 3: The Search for Spunk
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex with the Kitty
Sex,lies and middle age rape
Sex-Men (X-Men)
Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang
Shag Thigh Nights
Shakespeare in Lust
Shall We Screw?
Shanghai Poon (Shanghai Noon)
Shanghai Poontang (Shanghai Noon)
shanghai spoon
Shattered Ass
Shaving Private Ryan
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sheepless in Seattle
She's all Fat
shindlers fist
Shindler's Fist
shreeeeek (shrek)
Sick Degrees of Penetration
silence of the clams
Single Tight Female
Single White SheMale
Sister Acts
Six Degrees of Penetration
Six Lays, Seven Dykes (starring Anne Heche)
Slaving Ryan's Privates
Sleeping Booty
Sleeping with seattle
Sleeping with the Enema
Sleepless in the saddle (sleepless in seattle)
Sliderman
Snatch Adams (Patch Adams)
Snatch Wars
Snatchless in Seattle
Snow White and the Cottage Crawl
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Gangbang edition
Someone's Gotta Give
Something About Hairy
something about mary's cherry
Something to fuck about
Sorest Rump
Sorrest Rump
South Pork: Big, Long, and Uncut
Spankenstein
Sperminal Velocity (Terminal Velocity)
Sperminator
Sperminator 3: Rise of the Sex Machines
Sperminator 3: use of large machines
Sperminator II: Fudgement Day
Sperms of Endearment
Spirited Lay
Splatter-Man
Spootch of Life
Spray it Forward
Spunk drunk lust
Spy Kids 3-D: Bend Over
Spy Sexgames (Spy Games)
Star Trek III: The Search for Cock
Star Wars: Return of the Gigallo
Star Wars: The Empire Sucks Cock
Star Whores
Star Whores Episode II - Attack of the Bones
Star Whores Episode VI - Porn of the Jedi
Star Whores, The Empire Licks Crack. Rear Admiral
star whores: episode 69
Starlight Sexpress
Starship Hooters
starship poopers
Stop! Or my mon will cum (Stop! Or my mon will shoot)
Stuart Little Dick (Stuart Little)
Stuart's little
Suck Everlasting
Suck on You
Sum of all queers
Super Poopers
Swallow Hal
Swank girl (Tank Girl)
Sweet Bone Alabama
Swollow Hal


T (return to top)

T.W.A.T (S.W.A.T)
Taint Your Wagon
Tea Bagger Vance
Tears of the Cum
Texas Dildo Masquerade
The 3 Coozes
The 3 Sodomigos
The Adventures of Fuckleberry Finn
The Anal Guy
The analator
the aristocunts (the aristocats)
The Ass Collector
The Ass is Not Enough (The World is Not Enough)
The Ass of Zorro (The Mask of Zorro)
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Ball Please Saloon
The Banger Sisters
The Bare Bitch Project
The Bare Wench Project
The Bare Wench Project 2: Book of Babes
The Bestiality Master
The Big Spill
The Bitches of Eastdick
The Blair Witch Prostitue (The Blair Witch Project)
The Blow (The Crow)
The Bone Ranger
The Boobyguard
The Brady Munch
The Butt Tricks
The Cat Doesn't Wear a Hat
The Cock (The Rock)
The Cock Ring
The Cock, the Theif, his Wife and her Bitch
the Cockateer
The Cockring
the cock-ring
THE CODFATHER
The crocidile fucker: collision course
The Crutch
The Cum of All Beers
The Cum on All Rears
The CumDown
The Cunt for Red October
The cunt of monte chrisco
The Cuntwash (The Carwash)
The Dominatrix (the matrix)
the Dommanatrix: Reloaded
The Evil Head
The Fast and Ferrocious (fast and furious)
The Fast and the Curious
The Fast and the Furious
The Fast and the Furriest
The Fat and the Furriest
The Fat, the Bald, and the Ugly
The First Night
the first night (the first knight)
The FlintBones
The French Erection (The French Connection)
The Gaytrix
The Genital's Daughter
The Giant King (The Lion King)
The Girl with a Pearl Necklace
The Good, the Bad and the Fucked
The Good, the Bad, and the Orgy
The Great Gashby
The Grudge Fuck
The Grunt
The Head Zone
The Ho (The Crow..)
The Hole Nine Inches
The Homogo Man
the horny girl (the good girl)
The House of Girth
The Hugeative
The Humping Man (The Running Man)
The Incredible Mr. Pimp It
The Inseminator (Terminator)
The Inside-her
The Italian Blowjob (The Italian Job)
The Joy Suck Club
The Jungle Cock
The Last Anal Hero
The Legend in Bagger's Pants
The Little Frenchmaid (The Little Mermaid)
The little shop of whores
The Little WhoreMaid
The Loin King
The Maddams Family (The Addams Family)
The Magnificent Semen
The Mammary (The Mummy)
The Man in the Iron Ass (The Man in the Iron Mask)
The Man in the Iron Chastity Belt
The Mandicks: Exploded
The Merchant of Penis?
the mighty fucks
The Moonies
The Moth Man Prostitutes
the neverending pussy
The Nutting Professor
The nutting professor (the nutty professeor)
The One-Night-Fling And I (The King and I)
The Ozporns
The Passion 2: Christ's Second Cumming
The Passion of the Enticed (passion of the christ)
The Passion of the Hot Blonde Lesbians
The Pee-in-this (The Pianist)
The Penetrator (The Terminator)
The Perfect Crotch
The perfect porn.....
The Perfect Whore
The Pianist (pronounce it out loud)
The Pimp of Venice
The Pimpire Strikes Black!
The Pink Lagoon
The Pink Mile
The Poon Identity
The Poonies (The Goonies)
The Porn Identity
The Powerpuff Girls ... Do Dallas
The Princess' Ride (The Princess Bride)
The Privates In The Carribbean (Pirates of the Carribbean)
The Pudsucker Proxy
The Pussy under the Stairs (The people under the stairs)
the queer hunter
The Rear Arrangers (The Avengers)
the rising and cum (the rising sun)
The Rockhard
The Rules of Fudgepaction
The Seventh Sigh
The Seven-Year Bitch
The Sexorcist
The Sexorcist The behinding
The Sheep and I
The Sighing Game
The Silence of the Buns
The Sin-sons
The slime machine
The Sopornos
The Sperminator
The Sperminator 2: Humpment Day
The Spleen Mile
The Taming of the Screw
The Taming of the Snatch
The Terdcage (The Birdcage)
The Texas Chainsaw GangBang
The Texas Chainsaw Masochist
The Three Cockateers
The Torn Hymenity.
The Twat in the Hat
The Unspearable Tightness of Ling-Ling
The Wedding Swinger
The White Stuff (The Right Stuff)
The Whole 9 Inches
THE WHOLE 9 INCHES (the whole 9 yards)
The Whole Ten Inches
The Whore-(The Core)
The Wife of David Gale
the wild pornberry's the movie
The Winter's Tail
The Wizard of Ooze
Thelma and Lois (Lesbians)
There's Something About Hairy
There's Something About Mary's Vagina
There's Something Going in Mary
There's Something Inside Mary
They Came on the Planet Butt
Thighs Wide Open (Eyes Wide Shut)
Thighs Wide Shut
Thin Pink line
Things to do in Denver when you Need Head
Three Days Of The Condom
Three Men And A Babe
Three Men And A Barbie
Three Men in a Little Lady
Throbbin' Hood
Throbbing Hood
Throbbinhood
Throbin Hood (prince of beaves)
Tingle White Female
Tit Antic
Titanic Tits (titanic)
Tit's a Wonderful Life
Tits of Fury
Titty Slickers
Titty, Titty, Gang Bang
To fuck a mocking bird
To Live and Love in L.A.
To Live and Shave in LA
Too Fat Too Furry
Too Soon (Dune)
Top Buns
Top Cum
Top Cunt
Top Grunt
Touched by a Devil
Treasure Island
Treasure Pussy (Treasure Planet)
true lays
Tupac: The Erection
Turner and Cooch
Turner and Hootchie
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeks
Two Lays in the Valley (2 Days in the Valley)
Two Legged Humans fucking Eight Legged Freaks


U (return to top)

uncle fuck


V (return to top)

Varsity Screws
Very Long Things (very bad things)
Village of the rammed (gay porn)

W (return to top)

Wally Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.
Wangs of new york
Wankenstein
Way of the Cunt
Weapons of a$$ destruction.
Wet Dream On Elm Street
Wet Dreams May Cum
Wetdream on elm street
What a Girl Wants (in her ass)
What About Boob?
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
When Harry Ate Sally
When Harry Wet Sally
When We Were Voyeurs
Where the Boys Aren't (a lesbian flick)
While You Were Sleeping With Me
While You Were Slurping
White Men Can't Hump
White Squeel
White Streak (Blue Streak)
White Women Can't Hump
Who Fucked Jessica Rabbit? (Hentai)
Who Lies Beneath
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit
Who Rimmed Roger Rabbit
Who the bleep do we fuck?
Who Wants to Ball a Millionaire?
Whores in the hood (Boys in the hood)
Who's Afraid Of Vagina Wool?
Who's eating Gilbert Grape (What's eating Gibert Grape)
Why do whores fall in love (Why do fools fall in love)
why you weren't sleeping
Wild Wild Breast (Wild Wild West)
Wildcunts
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packery
Willy Wonky and the chocolate factory
Womb Raider
Women in Black
Wonka's Willy and the Chocolate Factory


x (return to top)

XXX
XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm
XXX-Men


Y (return to top)

Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Yo Quiero Taco Smell
Young Buns
Yourasslick Park
You've Got Male
You've Got Tail [...Mail]

[CrazyKell]

I think I like your list better! :lol :lmao: :lmfao:

[derf]

I think I like your list better! :lol :lmao: :lmfao:

I do too. If you are in the area I'm watching School of Cock tonight. After i'm done watching (sometimes during too) I try and recreate the scene, I can totally use another hand.

[derf]

The 80's......I never saw the other ones, were they any good?


No they were all low budget made for TV on a shoe string crappers that arnt worth your time. Although the early 00's one wasn't too bad, but after seeing the original it is pretty shitty. The new one that is supposed to come out next year looks promising.

[EpyonXero]

Youre missing Rock n Rolla.

Also, Fight Club, Black Hawk Down, and The Karate Kid.

[karl_1052]

Part One:

13th Warrior
A Man Apart
Changing Lanes
Face Off
Get Shorty
Part Two:

Mission Impossible 1
Mission Impossible 2
Signs
The Manchurian Candidate


I would recommend skiipping these ones, as they suck ass.

Add:
Mallrats
Clerks
Clerks 2
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Dogma
Pulp Fiction
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Harold and Kumar in Guantanamo Bay
Super Troopers
Dude, Where's My Car?
Terminator
Terminator 2
Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Iron Man
X-Men
X-Men 2
Big Trouble

[karl_1052]

Serenity was based off of an early 2000's Tv show called firefly which lasted for 11 episodes and was cancelled. The show, while completely awesome if viewed in their chronological order (not by their air dates) was a complete flop for Fox, the show was aired against several other very popular shows and was often not shown because it was replaced by various sports. When the show was released on DVD it was an instant hit, staying in Amazons top 10 dvd's for almost a year, in syndication on the scifi network it regularly doubles its original ratings. So then it was made into a movie which managed to tie up all the loose ends left by its early cancellation.

Serenity left lots of unanswered questions.

[Fleck750]

O brother where art thou is a good one.

[EpyonXero]

O brother where art thou is a good one.

Agreed.

[EpyonXero]

I would recommend skiipping these ones, as they suck ass.


13th Warrior was good. Its one of those movies I can watch every time it comes on. Its also fun looking at how they adapted it from Beowulf.

[askmrjesus]

Ok, a lot of the movies on your list are pure shit, but I'm not going to say which, because I'm a bastard.

With that in mind, may I suggest you go off the grid, and watch some weird shit instead.

Some of these have sub-titles. Deal with it.

Das Boot (best submarine movie ever made)

Run Lola Run (quirky German flick)

Memento (I forget why)

Heathers (chick flick with hand grenades)

Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown (I know, which ones aren't?)

The General (silent)

Easerhead (it's, um, well...)

Gross Pointe Blank (Pop Corn!)

Brazil (the movie, not the country)

Harold and Maude (I love this movie, but I can't watch it anymore, so you should)

Run Silent, Run Deep (second best submarine movie ever made)

The Abyss (best quasi-submarine movie ever made)

Seven (What's in the box?)

Dr. Strangelove (One of Stanley Kubrick's best films. When in doubt, watch anything directed by Kubrick, except for the film he made with Tom Cruise)

Naked Lunch (Oddly enough, it has nothing to do with lunch, or being naked)

Now I don't know what you've seen in terms of classic films, so I'm not going to name all the must see stuff from the last 50 years, unless you really want to see them, and can find them at a hip video store.

Enjoy.

JC

Oh. 5th Element. (Multi-pass :lol:)

[Smittie61984]

I think I like your list better! :lol :lmao: :lmfao:

If you do that list, we are going to need to start a battery fund.

Derf: You forgot "Pirates", "Please bang my horny fat white wife with your big giant black dick while I fondle myself in the corner of the room volume 32", and "Bareback Mountain" if that's her thing.

O Brother FTW!

[Homeslice]

Big Trouble in Little China

[Tmall]

Smokey and the bandit.

Anchorman

Blackhawk down. This one is about speed addiction.


Army of darkness

[Curb]

Beverly Hills Cop 1 & 2

"I aint fallin for no banana in my tailpipe!"

[Amorok]

I was gonna say Grosse Pointe Blank! One of my favorite movies, and the best use of a verse from Revelations as a taunt.

[Homeslice]

Almost forgot: Dolemite :lol:

[goof2]

Here is my list of movies to watch in 2010

A bitch called wanda (A fish called wanda)

This reminds me, if you haven't seen A Fish Called Wanda you definitely should Kel. Kevin Kline's performance in particular is great.

[Amorok]

Dolemite. DOLEMITE MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

[defector]

The Hurt Locker

[6doublefive321]

A Clockwork Orange
Trainspotting
Pan's Labyrinth
A Scanner Darkly

Any other Stanley Kubrick flick

Any Coen brothers flick

[EpyonXero]

The Hurt Locker

Yah. Probably the second best movie I saw this year. Avatar was the best

[G-Rex]

The Breakfast Club
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Homeslice already covered The Right Stuff, but that one definitely is a must see!

[derf]

Serenity left lots of unanswered questions.

Yeh i think they were hoping the movie wold do well enough to get a #2

[fasternyou929]

Deliverance
Pulp Fiction
The Hangover
Wedding Crashers

[Homeslice]

Dolemite. DOLEMITE MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

(NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUpDYKRoZ0o&feature=related

[CrazyKell]

I've added a lot of your suggestions to the list. I've seen quite a few of the new suggestions so I didn't add those.

AMJ - I've seen Run Lola Run and it was awesome! I think I own it actually. :scratch:

This list isn't about the best current movies....it's about catching me up on seminal movies of the recent past. My list currently sits at around 170. I can't let it get too out of hand. :lmao:

[karl_1052]

13th Warrior was good. Its one of those movies I can watch every time it comes on. Its also fun looking at how they adapted it from Beowulf.

It may be entertaining, but that does not necessarily make it good.;)

[EpyonXero]

It may be entertaining, but that does not necessarily make it good.;)

Movies are entertainment arent they?

[karl_1052]

Movies are entertainment arent they?

So all entertainment is good then?

Listen to Rick Astley much?
How about doing the Macarena?

:?:

[EpyonXero]

So all entertainment is good then?

Listen to Rick Astley much?
How about doing the Macarena?

:?:

If its entertaining its good, thats the point. Doing the Macarena doesnt entertain me but watching other people do it and laughing is entertaining and therefore the Macarena is good.

[karl_1052]

If its entertaining its good, thats the point. Doing the Macarena doesnt entertain me but watching other people do it and laughing is entertaining and therefore the Macarena is good.

Rick Astley, Celine Dione. Both entertainers who provide entertainment.

Both bad.:td:

:lol:

[Homeslice]

You need all 3 Spidermans on the list.......they were really well done IMO. In exchange, you can remove all the Die Hards and Lethal Weapons.

[CrazyKell]

You need all 3 Spidermans on the list.......they were really well done IMO. In exchange, you can remove all the Die Hards and Lethal Weapons.

Here's the thing though....this list isn't about well done movies or even movies that I'd like. It's about movies that played a role in our collective social schema. Movies like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon, or Bad Boys, or Back to the Future....they play a social role that I simply don't get because I've never seen them.

This isn't simply a movie watching exercise, but a social experiment of sorts.

[karl_1052]

You need all 3 Spidermans on the list.......they were really well done IMO. In exchange, you can remove all the Die Hards and Lethal Weapons.

Fuck that. Spiderman 2 and 3 were jokes for the most part, and Die Hard 1/Leathal Weapon 1 were decent movies(I do agree with the sequels)

[defector]

"Did you eat paint chips as a kid"?





Tommy Boy

[goof2]

Animal House

[Homeslice]

Fuck that. Spiderman 2 and 3 were jokes for the most part, and Die Hard 1/Leathal Weapon 1 were decent movies(I do agree with the sequels)

Not at all, Spiderman #2 was probably the best. Dr Octopus was played very well.

X-Men 1 & 2 are must-sees as well (3 wasn't as good)

[Homeslice]

Here's the thing though....this list isn't about well done movies or even movies that I'd like. It's about movies that played a role in our collective social schema. Movies like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon, or Bad Boys, or Back to the Future....they play a social role that I simply don't get because I've never seen them.

This isn't simply a movie watching exercise, but a social experiment of sorts.

Who told you that Die Hard played more of a role than Spiderman did? Is there some kind of authoritative reference on which movies "played a role in our collective social schema"?

I mean seriously, how often are you at a cocktail party where your lack of knowledge about any of these ancient movies puts you at a disadvantage? Most of the movies on your list are way old, and aren't conversation material anymore. If anyone is going to talk about movies at a cocktail party, they're going to talk about recent ones.

100-200 movies is a lot of time to spend watching things just for the sole purpose of hoping that the knowledge gained from them is useful. I would think enjoyment and watching what you like should be just as important, if not more so.

[askmrjesus]

Who told you that Die Hard played more of a role than Spiderman did? Is there some kind of authoritative reference on which movies "played a role in our collective social schema"?

"Yippie ki ay (sp?) motherfucker" That's from Die hard.

Memorable Spiderman quotes? I count zero. :lol:

100-200 movies is a lot of time to spend watching things just for the sole purpose of hoping that the knowledge gained from them is useful. I would think enjoyment and watching what you like should be just as important, if not more so.

This is true.

JC

[Homeslice]

Of course, I've never seen Titanic, and I have no intentions on doing so, so I might be biased :lol:

[Fleck750]

This isn't simply a movie watching exercise, but a social experiment of sorts.
Then, as said, anything by the Coen brothers.

[Curb]

AMJ, if you are talking about quotable movies then you have to add Airplane! and I don't remember if I saw Caddyshack on the list.

These about the two most quotable movies ever made!

[askmrjesus]

AMJ, if you are talking about quotable movies then you have to add Airplane! and I don't remember if I saw Caddyshack on the list.

These about the two most quotable movies ever made!

"I guess I picked the wrong day to quit drinking" and "Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!".

Right you are.

JC

[fasternyou929]

Who told you that Die Hard played more of a role than Spiderman did? Is there some kind of authoritative reference on which movies "played a role in our collective social schema"?

I mean seriously, how often are you at a cocktail party where your lack of knowledge about any of these ancient movies puts you at a disadvantage? Most of the movies on your list are way old, and aren't conversation material anymore. If anyone is going to talk about movies at a cocktail party, they're going to talk about recent ones.

100-200 movies is a lot of time to spend watching things just for the sole purpose of hoping that the knowledge gained from them is useful. I would think enjoyment and watching what you like should be just as important, if not more so.
Since when does choosing a movie to put on a list require consulting a dissertation? She wants to watch movies she's heard references to for years, be it in conversation or in today's movies; she's not doing it to rock Trivial Pursuit in 2011. What's so hard to understand about that?

[Curb]

"I guess I picked the wrong day to quit drinking" and "Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!".

Right you are.

JC
one of my favs..."Hey, your dingy scratched my anchor!" and "Surely, you can't be serious...", "Yes, I am serious and quit calling me Shirley."

[askmrjesus]

one of my favs..."Hey, your dingy scratched my anchor!" and "Surely, you can't be serious...", "Yes, I am serious and quit calling me Shirley."

"Varmint Cong", and "It's Ok, I speak Jive".

JC

[Curb]

"Varmint Cong", and "It's Ok, I speak Jive".

JC
"That's funny, Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."

[askmrjesus]

"That's funny, Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."

You just can't top The Beaver's mom punching a nun. :lol:

JC

[Flexin]

The Toy
Bad News Bears
Hear No Evil See No Evil
Brewster's Millions
Over The Top
ET
Goonies
Ghost Busters


James

[Flexin]

Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Ocean's Thirteen
Blood Sport
Enter The Dragon
The Dead Pool
Eddie Murphy Raw


James

[askmrjesus]

Hear No Evil See No Evil


I'll see your Hear no Evil, See No Evil, and raise you an "Even Dwarfs Started Small".

(It's Ed's favorite movie ever)

JC

[Flexin]

I'm not sure if it was posted yet but...

Little Shop of Horrors.

James

[AquaPython]

everyone is going to disagree about some movies on your lengthy list, but keep in mind that you want them to be something that the rest of the world knows about, has seen, or is quoted or farced in the media.

is spaceballs on the list? the entire movie is quotable. and usually is on a constant basis. so much so, you probably know half the quotes and don't know why you know them or why they are really so funny. see this after starwars 4-6 and planet of the apes(first one with Heston), though.

History of the World Part 1 is also still relevant and funny.

Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
like spaceballs, timeless Humor, still quoted, etc....

speaking of starwars, i can't say that i agree with the notion of seeing them in numerical order. while the story line might make more sense, the rest of the world saw them in release date order 4,5,6 - 16 yearsish - 1 , 2, 3. the original triglogy is worlds better, one is horrible and then two and three get slightly better. but you would have a better grip on what the rest of the world's problem is with george lucas, and all the raping jokes on south park etc , etc ,etc....

speaking of lucas raping, was the first three indiana jones on that list?

you got some tarantino flicks on there,
but do you have
true romance ?

some others he was in / affiliated with :
desperado
once upon a time in mexico (sequel to above)
From Dusk till Dawn (the first one ONLY)

I definitely put a BIG emphasis on Army of Darkness, possibly the greatest movie ever made. HOWEVER : This makes fun of many things, to fully appreciate it, you should have at least passing knowledge of:
texas chainsaw massacre (original - should see it anyway)
Gulliver's Travels (the book from english literature, a movie remake will suffice)
the werewolf
The Scream (painting by Edward Munch)
The Day the Earth Stood Still (original or remake will suffice)

that's just off the top of my head, but other's as well....
you may or may not want to see the prequels Evil Dead I & II, but they are not of the same caliber as AoD. also they are both summed in the first 5 minutes of AoD to bring you up to speed.



did you see Tron? this will be remade for IMAX 3D for next christmas time, big pop culture phenom. way ahead of it's time and still relevant.

The Island , i gave that sleeper of the year award 2-3 years ago, but not necessarily pop culture legend.

Killer Clowns From Outer Space

[Homeslice]

The Langoliers as well......although the book is better

[AquaPython]

Langoliers? doesn't have shit to do with pop culture. it was a poorly executed TV special - does that even count as a Movie ?

[Homeslice]

Langoliers? doesn't have shit to do with pop culture. it was a poorly executed TV special - does that even count as a Movie ?

Knowledge of The Langoliers would score points with intelligent people. Knowledge of lowbrow movies like Die Hard doesn't score any points, IMO.

"Pop culture" is mostly crap anyway, so why pay attention to shit just because it's popular? Do you keep up on Paris Hilton?

Not to mention that Langoliers > Die Hard anyday, even as "poorly executed" as it was.

[defector]

"You can't handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Jaws

"I'll have what she's having"
When Harry met Sally

[Homeslice]

"You can't handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Jaws

"I'll have what she's having"
When Harry met Sally

Approved.

[HurricaneHeather]

I didn't really look at your list because it's really long. :lol:

I recommend all of Wes Anderson's movies. They have a hipster cult following like nobody's business. (Please see www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com and look for Wes Anderson) :wink:

Bottle Rocket
Rushmore
The Royal Tenenbaums
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Darjeeling Limited
Fantastic Mr. Fox(in theatres now)

If you watch all the others and like them, then you should watch FMF....if you didn't like them, don't bother with FMF because it'll just be weird and you'll hate it. :lol:

[Tmall]

Lucky number slevin on their yet?

[Particle Man]

Lucky number slevin on their yet?

good movie

[Tmall]

Knowledge of The Langoliers would score points with intelligent people. Knowledge of lowbrow movies like Die Hard doesn't score any points, IMO.

"Pop culture" is mostly crap anyway, so why pay attention to shit just because it's popular? Do you keep up on Paris Hilton?

Not to mention that Langoliers > Die Hard anyday, even as "poorly executed" as it was.

Langowhat? Yipp kai yay motherfucker!

[Homeslice]

Rudy
The Program
Jeepers Creepers
The Crow
Warriors

[Apoc]

A clockwork Orange!

[defector]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[Homeslice]

Road Trip

[CrazyKell]

I've started the year off right! So far I've seen Die Hard, The Manchurian Candidate, and National Lampoon's Vacation. Green Mile is waiting for me on the PVR.

I've also decided to cap the list at 150 and take out most sequels. I think it's enough to watch one Die Hard...i don't need to watch 4 of them!

[fasternyou929]

So far I've seen Die Hard... i don't need to watch 4 of them!:lol:
I think you'll be making some more modifications as you get through them. You should bump this thread up and review what you've seen. I haven't seen most of the movies on your list either and never "got" most movie references made in conversation. It'd be interesting to hear your take on them, seeing them for the first time when they're out of their prime.

[AquaPython]

if you saw die hard one, skip 2, and see 3 "with a vengeance" , skip 4 also. 3 is very well done, and has of course sammy L Jackson in it too.

[CrazyKell]

:lol:
I think you'll be making some more modifications as you get through them. You should bump this thread up and review what you've seen. I haven't seen most of the movies on your list either and never "got" most movie references made in conversation. It'd be interesting to hear your take on them, seeing them for the first time when they're out of their prime.

Well as soon as my lazy ass can get around to thinking of a cool blog title and setting it up....I'll be chronicling the experience there.

[Flexin]

I've started the year off right! So far I've seen Die Hard, The Manchurian Candidate, and National Lampoon's Vacation. Green Mile is waiting for me on the PVR.

I've also decided to cap the list at 150 and take out most sequels. I think it's enough to watch one Die Hard...i don't need to watch 4 of them!

I would watch the whole set.

I'm interested in hearing what you think of the movies.

James

[karl_1052]

if you saw die hard one, skip 2, and see 3 "with a vengeance" , skip 4 also. 3 is very well done, and has of course sammy L Jackson in it too.

3 sucked major ass(As did 2 and 4).
Samuel Jackson is the most overrated, undertalented hack in Hollywood(quite an accomplishment with the likes of John Travolta, Nickolas Cage and Tom Cruise), and Jeremy Irons is terrible too.

As a general rule, sequels do suck, so good plan on skipping them.

[goof2]

I've started the year off right! So far I've seen Die Hard, The Manchurian Candidate, and National Lampoon's Vacation. Green Mile is waiting for me on the PVR.

I've also decided to cap the list at 150 and take out most sequels. I think it's enough to watch one Die Hard...i don't need to watch 4 of them!

Most sequels are crap, but do not cut Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. It is extremely well done and rivals, if not surpasses, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Flexin]

3 sucked major ass(As did 2 and 4).
Samuel Jackson is the most overrated, undertalented hack in Hollywood(quite an accomplishment with the likes of John Travolta, Nickolas Cage and Tom Cruise), and Jeremy Irons is terrible too.

As a general rule, sequels do suck, so good plan on skipping them.

I like sequels and I like Samuel Jackson and most of the other actors you mentioned.

James

[Homeslice]

Most sequels are crap, but do not cut Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. It is extremely well done and rivals, if not surpasses, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Xmen 2 surpasses Xmen
Empire Strikes Back surpasses Star Wars
Attack of the Clones surpasses Phantom Menace

[goof2]

Xmen 2 surpasses Xmen
Empire Strikes Back surpasses Star Wars
Attack of the Clones surpasses Phantom Menace

I didn't find any of the 6 especially good, but neither the Star Wars or Xmen franchises ever particularly appealed to me.:shrug:

[Trip]

Fight Club and Big Trouble in Little China

[Rider]

First Blood, but the rest in the series suck.

[marko138]

Did you create that list? You seriously haven't seen any of those?

I would add:
Falling Down
Dune
Wall Street
Menace 2 Society
Donnie Darko
Dark City
The Right Stuff
Top Gun
Out of Sight
Caddyshack
The Firm
Office Space
Risky Business
The Mist
Superman (the original from around 1980)
The Ring I & II

However, I would drop the Back to the Futures, the Robocops, the Lethal Weapons, the Die Hards, Gladiator, and Planet of the Apes........they're pretty much a waste of time IMO :lol:


How dare you? Back to the Future is AWESOME. I own the box set.

Oh...and add Pulp Fiction to your list if you haven't seen it.

[Trip]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[marko138]

Speaking of movies...I finally saw the Hangover this weekend. Funny...but did not live up to the insane hype everyone had built up.

[fasternyou929]

Speaking of movies...I finally saw the Hangover this weekend. Funny...but did not live up to the insane hype everyone had built up.

It was good if you saw it before everyone started talking it up. I feel that way about most movies, though.

[marko138]

It was good if you saw it before everyone started talking it up. I feel that way about most movies, though.
I feel like it ran out of story about an hour in. After that it was just random shit.

[Sixxxxer]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


GREAT Fucking Movie.

[CrazyKell]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/the-green-mile/

Blogged!

[Rangerscott]

Watchmen: The end is nigh

[CrazyKell]

American History X (http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/american-history-x/)

Movie marathon Sunday!

[Homeslice]

Sphere.

[t-homo]

American History X (http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/american-history-x/)

Movie marathon Sunday!

One of my favorite movies of all time.

[AquaPython]

Sphere.

god why ???

American History X (http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/american-history-x/)

Movie marathon Sunday!

chicago stomp!

[t-homo]

I never feel sick during any of the saw movies or watching anything gory, but the curb stomp makes me cringe every time.

[Homeslice]

god why ???



Because it was unusual, and kinda cool in a different way?

Also.....

Heavy Metal.

[Rangerscott]

Event horizon

[CrazyKell]

I never feel sick during any of the saw movies or watching anything gory, but the curb stomp makes me cringe every time.

I cried.

And to those of you still suggesting movies. The list is closed.

[Homeslice]

And to those of you still suggesting movies. The list is closed.

:ws:

[t-homo]

:ws:

mr. negativity.

[Rangerscott]

I cried.

And to those of you still suggesting movies. The list is closed.


Bullshit. You watch a movie, then add another or until your head explodes from all the movie over load.

[t-homo]

Yeah you definitely shouldn't limit yourself. I wish I had started something like this a couple of years ago. Since I got to college, I have averaged probably a movie a day, and its been 2.5 years. That is a shit ton of movies.

[Homeslice]

I can't watch movies that quickly. I need time to "reflect" between each one, lol. In fact I end up watching it 1 or 2 more times within the next 24 hous.

[CrazyKell]

Bullshit. You watch a movie, then add another or until your head explodes from all the movie over load.

The list has 150 movies. There are 52 weeks in a year and 2 of those are earmarked for vacations where I won't be able to watch movies.

That leaves 3 movies a week for the entire year. I'd still like a life. What more do you want from me. :?::skep:

[Rangerscott]

I used to watch a movie every night. I'd time it to where it would end at around the time I needed to go to sleep. I need to get back on it (no, not the pogo stick), but I get caught on here looking at people (and I) threads or playing a game.

[karl_1052]

Because it was unusual, and kinda cool in a different way?

I imaging masturbating with coarse sandpaper would be the same, but just like watching Sphere, you won't catch me doing that again.

Good call on Heavy Metal though.

[LeeNetworX]

Not going to read this whole thread, but looking at your list in the first post, I notice the following aren't listed:

Fight Club
Payback
The Shawshank Redemption

[CrazyKell]

Not going to read this whole thread, but looking at your list in the first post, I notice the following aren't listed:

Fight Club
Payback
The Shawshank Redemption

Seen it.
Never heard of it but list is closed.
On the list.

[t-homo]

shawshank redemption is the shit.

[LeeNetworX]

shawshank redemption is the shit.

I've seen it 20-30 times and it's still as good as the first time I saw it.

[goof2]

[QUOTE=CrazyKell;325463]Never heard of it but list is closed.QUOTE]

Mel Gibson in a very good modern representation of film-noir. A pretty gritty, dark movie. Probably one of the best portrayals of a man who is almost dead inside, but finds redemption. Add it to your list or not, but you should watch it at some point.

[Homeslice]

Why close the list? It's not like you've already went out and purchased/rented/downloaded every movie on your list.

Also:
Demon Seed.

[t-homo]

Why close the list? It's not like you've already went out and purchased/rented/downloaded every movie on your list.

Also:
Demon Seed.

Very true.

Also:
Green Street Hooligans.

I watched it for the 15-20th time tonight and still fucking love it. Probably in my top 10 movies.

[Homeslice]

^ is that like Fight Club?

[AquaPython]

I imaging masturbating with coarse sandpaper would be the same, but just like watching Sphere, you won't catch me doing that again.

Good call on Heavy Metal though.

this, all of this

[t-homo]

^ is that like Fight Club?

kinda, not really, at all.

[marko138]

The list has 150 movies. There are 52 weeks in a year and 2 of those are earmarked for vacations where I won't be able to watch movies.

That leaves 3 movies a week for the entire year. I'd still like a life. What more do you want from me. :?::skep:

A little dedication to your endevour would be nice.

[Homeslice]

A little dedication to your endevour would be nice.

Gentleman-like ownage.

[CrazyKell]

*endeavour

Suck it. redflip :lol

[CrazyKell]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/29/fargo/

Watched Fargo and blogged about it today.

[CrazyKell]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/the-big-lebowski/

Second Coen Brothers film this week. Can't say I'm a huge fan.

[t-homo]

Disagree on Big Lebowski. You have to be in the right state of mind for it. One of those late nights where you are tired and delirious and this movie is the funniest shit ever.

Agree on anything Guy Ritchie.

[CrazyKell]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/lock-stock-and-two-smoking-barrels/

Love Guy Ritchie!!

[Rangerscott]

On the Green mile. I dont think he lived forever. He had to live until everyone he loved died before him. Also I'm pretty sure you can still see a death sentence.

[marko138]

Big Lebowski is fucking awesome. Anyone who doesn't think so is an idiot and isn't my friend.

[CrazyKell]

How will I go on. redflip

[Racerboy]

I did not look through everyone's choices with exception to the original list....

Here are a few I would do as well.

Connie & Carla
The Cell (On a Gel Tab)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Also on a Gel Tab)
Life is a House
October Sky
Snatch
American History X
The original version of HEAVY METAL (Must be stoned)
The Hunt for Red October
Flightplan
Did You Hear About The Morgans (Funniest movie in a long time)
Instinct

I am sure there are more but these some of my favorites.

[marko138]

How will I go on. redflip

You can't. And won't. But I understand.

[CrazyKell]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/02/04/memento/

Blogged.

[Rangerscott]

I just watched Terminator Salvation. It was ok. Thought there would be more terminating and more story.

[Apoc]

You didnt like memento?

You have no right reviewing movies!

[CrazyKell]

You didnt like memento?

You have no right reviewing movies!

Shocking that I have different tastes? It's just, after seeing some really great movies on my list, Memento was nothing more than a "meh". :idk:

[karl_1052]

Kelly is even more harsh than I am with her reviews, lol

[CrazyKell]

I feel like maybe I missed something with that movie. Everyone is so shocked that I didn't love it. What's to love?! It's not exactly an amazing movie or anything. :idk:

[CrazyKell]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/a-fish-called-wanda/

A Fish Called Wanda.

[goof2]

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/a-fish-called-wanda/

A Fish Called Wanda.

It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

That movie is easily one of the best comedies of that era.

[pauldun170]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/the-15-best-miramax-films.php

[CrazyKell]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/the-15-best-miramax-films.php

I've seen a few of them. Should The Crying Game be on my list?

[G-Rex]

You need to hurry up and watch Amelie. I think it's a great movie. Carolina introduced me to that one a while back. :)

[CrazyKell]

Million Dollar Baby

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/02/06/million-dollar-baby/

[askmrjesus]

I've seen a few of them. Should The Crying Game be on my list?

Yes. As should Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Trannies are weird, for some some reason, they make for good film lines.

JC

[Rangerscott]

Watched Star Trek (better than I thought) and Family Guy Something Something Star Wars.

[Rangerscott]

Just finished District 9. Awesome. The ray/lightning guns are the shit.

[pauldun170]

Since Crazykell loves Pitt so much....

http://bradpittsgoatee.ytmnd.com/

http://splicedpoop.ytmnd.com/

http://shoothitoodles.ytmnd.com/

http://insanebrad.ytmnd.com/



http://ohgodohgod.ytmnd.com/

http://shatteredbrad.ytmnd.com/

[CrazyKell]

Brad Pitt can go eat a bag of dicks.

[Rangerscott]

Since Crazykell loves Pitt so much....

http://bradpittsgoatee.ytmnd.com/

http://splicedpoop.ytmnd.com/

http://shoothitoodles.ytmnd.com/

http://insanebrad.ytmnd.com/



http://ohgodohgod.ytmnd.com/

http://shatteredbrad.ytmnd.com/



Bawhahahha. "What you fuckin say?" LOL

[t-homo]

Watched Star Trek (better than I thought) and Family Guy Something Something Star Wars.

Something something darkside was hilarious. Have you seen blue harvest? It's basically episode 4 the same way.

[goof2]

http://ohgodohgod.ytmnd.com/

That is great.:lol:

[Homeslice]

Cheeseball 80's movies that still must be seen: Flash Gordon, Big Trouble in Little China, Iron Eagle, The Last Starfighter

[fasternyou929]

Just finished District 9.A lot of words came to mind when I finished watching that movie.
Awesome.Was not one of them.

[Rangerscott]

A lot of words came to mind when I finished watching that movie.
Was not one of them.

Alright. Tell me why it sucked.

[fasternyou929]

Alright. Tell me why it sucked.

The plot never went anywhere, it was beyond predictable, it was 2 hours longer than it needed to be, and they tried to make the movie more cerebral than it was by leaving the end open to interpretation and failing to resolve any of the conflicts.

Tell me why it didn't suck.

[Cass]

The plot never went anywhere, it was beyond predictable, it was 2 hours longer than it needed to be, and they tried to make the movie more cerebral than it was by leaving the end open to interpretation and failing to resolve any of the conflicts.

Tell me why it didn't suck.

My OCD to know how the story ends kept me in the theater for this one.... and I still want to know. Hated it. Documentary style creeped me out too.

[itgirl]

rocky horror picture show. gotta throw a classic in there somewhere, even if you have seen it already.

[azoomm]

Five Rooms - it's a must see

[G-Rex]

rocky horror picture show. gotta throw a classic in there somewhere, even if you have seen it already.

HOW DID WE MISS THIS MOVIE! Although Kel, I think you should catch a proper midnight showing of it at the theater. :D

[karl_1052]

Five Rooms - it's a must see

Four Rooms was even better.;)

[CrazyKell]

HOW DID WE MISS THIS MOVIE! Although Kel, I think you should catch a proper midnight showing of it at the theater. :D

Done it many a time.

It's not like I've never seen ANY movies people. Sheesh! There are just quite a few I haven't seen.

Watched Lethal Weapon yesterday. I could have gone my whole life without seeing Mel Gibson in that way.

[Rangerscott]

Something something darkside was hilarious. Have you seen blue harvest? It's basically episode 4 the same way.

Yes I saw blue harvest. I feel as if Blue was funnier than Something something.


Watched The Hangover this morning. Fucking hilarious.

"You know. Who let the dogs out. woof woof."

[CrazyKell]

Get Shorty.

http://planetofthemovies.wordpress.com/2010/02/21/get-shorty/

[pauldun170]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

[CrazyKell]

7 minutes?

Not even Alec Baldwin is going to make me watch that for 7 minutes. ;)

[goof2]

7 minutes?

Not even Alec Baldwin is going to make me watch that for 7 minutes. ;)

Watch it! If you are ever around people in sales you will hear a quote or two from this speech. It is a staple. ABC!

[pauldun170]

Was Dark Crystal on the list?