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Amorok
12-29-2009, 08:13 PM
Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this?

tommymac
12-29-2009, 08:19 PM
I think shes loving life now, she looks and is doing well and EVH is a complete trainwreck.

askmrjesus
12-29-2009, 08:19 PM
No, you're not wrong, you're just late.

I wanted to bone her when she was on that TV show I can't remember the name of.

Also wanted to bone her TV mom (Bonnie Franklin?) But I did not not to bone her big sister (Nckenkeies Phillpips).

Yes, I've been drinking.

JC

Fleck750
12-29-2009, 08:23 PM
I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi. :D :eek:

tommymac
12-29-2009, 08:26 PM
I wonder if he's going to survive until the plane trip back to 'ssippi. :D :eek:

Last I heard he also had tongue cancer, guy cant catch a break.

askmrjesus
12-29-2009, 08:26 PM
ONE DAY AT TIME!

Ha.

Remered it.

JC

tommymac
12-29-2009, 08:29 PM
ONE DAY AT TIME!

Ha.

Remered it.

JC

That means you havent drank enough then :lol:

Tom

defector
12-29-2009, 08:30 PM
Schneider was the poor mans Fonzie....

Rangerscott
12-29-2009, 08:33 PM
What he's trying to say is, he would like to plow her.

Amber Lamps
12-29-2009, 08:58 PM
Bone Valerie Bertinelli. I saw a Jenny Craig commercial she was on and suddenly it's all I can think about. I'm not sure why, but something happens in my pants when she's on the tv. Am I wrong for this?

Yes, you are being disrespectful to your partner.

TYEster
12-30-2009, 08:42 AM
I think you need to get laid already.

A quick google search to find her, resulted in a no-bone reading. I know there's some bikini photos and crap, but I don't trust internet pictures that could be chopped.

goof2
12-30-2009, 09:39 AM
Schneider was the poor mans Fonzie....

Schneider is what Fonzie would have ended up being if Happy Days followed him in to his 40s.

wildchild
12-30-2009, 09:59 AM
Schneider is what Fonzie would have ended up being if Happy Days followed him in to his 40s.

nah The Fonz worked on cars Schneider worked on apartments. Fonzie would have wound up like Jim on Taxi. :lol

and i totally agree with AMJ's first statement.