Nicknames

[CrazyKell]

I give a lot of people in my life nicknames. What are some great nicknames that you know?

Some of mine:

Hard Ann
Kicky McShort Legs (KMS for short)
The Fewster
B for Best
Firby
Boose


Oh damn there are more but I have to think about them.

[karl_1052]

But what are your nicknames from others?

Others:
Dipshit
Loser
queer
Douchebag
Nuthugger
101Lifts


redflip

[CrazyKell]

My personal nicknames? :scratch: Surprisingly I don't get too many. :shrug:

KellStar
CrazyKell
Kiki (a niece that couldn't pronounce my name)

That's about it. :idk:

[the chi]

:lol: I'll play.

The Nicknames I have given people usually have something to do with their names:

Beck
Riss
Asshole
#1 Bitch
Dee
Kell

And Im sure Im missing a few.

Those given to me:

Silver Lady
The Chi :lol:
Rae
Raer
Spider Monkey
Sis

[karl_1052]

Mine is Ernst
(My middle name)

[papapoi]

:lol: I'll play.

The Nicknames I have given people usually have something to do with their names:

Beck
Riss
Asshole
#1 Bitch
Dee
Kell

And Im sure Im missing a few.

Those given to me:

Silver Lady
The Chi :lol:
Rae
Raer
Spider Monkey
Sis
and rae is also known as the rooster lol.

[the chi]

and rae is also known as the rooster lol.

Dont hate cuz you dont have a cool mohawk like i did. :lol:

[papapoi]

I'm not haten only you can pull of that mohawk.

[Cutty72]

Mine.
Hardon
Rhino

Friends
Queebo
Assho
Cesil
Sasquach
Woody
Nooner

[CrazyKell]

I just thought of a few more I've given:

SumWhore
Rampage
Jordi
Jordi Ann
Gordo
Rambo
Mags

[EpyonXero]

In highschool most of my firends had good nicknames, I can only remember a few of them right now:

Munchies (this kid Chris who once said he had the munchies and we never let it go, he hated that name)
Gina (real name was Justin but we all called him Gina, not sure why)
Pops ( this kid Hector who had a full beard in 10th grade, we used to say "Hey pops how are the kids?")


G-Dub (friend of mine now whos initials are G.W.)

[defector]

Joe Dub

Billdo

McDouchey

Johnny Rottencrotch

[Rangerscott]

Me.

Dead eye Dick - from my huntin days
Tick - When we were kids, we'd rassle and I'd latch on to my victim.


People.

Asshole - I love this cause anybody can be an asshole.

[Mrs. Colleen]

My friends in high school used to call me Shorty...they thought it was hilarious because I am 5'11''.

There was a guy in high school that we called Dave. I am pretty sure that his name was Tim but he was too shy to tell my friend his names so we called him Dave.

[dReWpY]

mine:
drewpy
thrill
fugi
wam
drew peacock

others
goober
bitch ass bitch
smalls
slut
fro
sags
bd
ho
nips
fingerpot
uni
tye
joby
blowbe
kicker

[Amorok]

Insulting nicknames are a long-held military tradition. And the more of a douche you are, the worse it gets. You also can't give yourself a cool nickname EVER. So when your friend starts trying to get you to call him Diesel you have to immediately let everyone know they should refer to said friend as Sheet Stain. Forever.

The whole Punisher thing started a long time ago, since then there's been Chickenhawk and Chappy.

As for other people, I like to give out nicknames. I mostly do it at the pizza place. Here are the kids I work with.

Stacy (his real name is Zak, but his mom's hot)
Jimmy (couldn't remember his real name at first, and he looks like a Jimmy)
Clop-Top (kid has some weird hair and looks like Carrot Top)
Norm (Fat Guy that kind of looks like George Wendt)
Jailbait (17 year old flirts way too much)
Jolly Green (the guy is huge)
Fearless Leader (the new douchebag manager)

[askmrjesus]

I still go by the last nickname given to me...

Before that, it was Doc, because I performed an emergency tracheotomy on a kid who got a fish bone stuck in his throat, and he actually lived to tell the tale. I used a Buck knife and the hollow handle from a disposal razor. It was messy. Lots of screaming. The screaming came from the people watching, the fish bone kid wasn't able to scream at time, which is why I stabbed him in the throat with a Buck knife to begin with.

I learned how to do it from a M*A*S*H* episode.

Lucky for him I watched a lot of TV back then.:lol:

Names I've given:

The Bump

Slits (half Chinese, half Irishman)

Crispy (he was a burn victim, but he had a sense of humor)

Fingers (he was missing some)

Hammer Time (guy I hit with a hammer, :lol:)

JC

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: I'll play.

The Nicknames I have given people usually have something to do with their names:

Beck
Riss
Asshole
#1 Bitch
Dee
Kell

And Im sure Im missing a few.

Those given to me:

Silver Lady
The Chi :lol:
Rae
Raer
Spider Monkey
Sis

Um....Rae Rae is my nick name for you...

[racedoll]

Can't think of that many right now.
Grass
Ragu
Mish
Bubby
LuLu

Mine
Care Bear or Bear Bear (my younger brother and sister, then nieces and nephews couldn't say Kara when they were little)

[Papa_Complex]

No one has ever been able to make a nickname stick on me but I hear, "Hey fuckhead!" with some frequency.

[Tmall]

In no particular order.

Boygirl
Saber bucktooth Mindy.
Warpig.
Little girl with big tits.
Looscious pay.
Shitty pants.
Shit hawk.
Peck.
Tits and wiggle. < this was a boy. Lol


These are some of the ones I can think of from highschool.


At work, they're quite common nicknames, whitey, sully, that kind of shit.

We have one guy we call five head, because his forehead is so big. :lol:

[askmrjesus]

Saber bucktooth Mindy.


LMAO.

That's fucking priceless.

JC

[HokieDNA01]

I go by Hokie online/motorcycle friends but all my other friends tend to call me Hooch or Hoochie. That comes from my softball jerseys. I was called a "Hoochie Momma" my first day at Virginia Tech by some drive by dude and I didn't know if he was insulting me or complimenting me....so I asked around. Big Mistake cause it stuck.

[Particle Man]

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because I was a pretty bit TMBG fan in college.

My Brother-in-law used to call me Jesus because everyone in my wife's family likes me and "thought I walked on water" :lol:

I'm boring.

I don't really have nicknames for others.

[EpyonXero]

I go by Hokie online/motorcycle friends but all my other friends tend to call me Hooch or Hoochie. That comes from my softball jerseys. I was called a "Hoochie Momma" my first day at Virginia Tech by some drive by dude and I didn't know if he was insulting me or complimenting me....so I asked around. Big Mistake cause it stuck.

Hahaha

[OneSickPsycho]

Usually just my last name, but I have been called:

Psycho - I'm fun at parties.
Sarge - apparently I am loud, critical, and very bossy.
Dirk - for some reason people used to think I had a ginormous penis... these were all people who obviously never saw it.
Mania - short for Zach-a-mania.
All or Nothin' - that's just how I am.
Reverand Psycho Sickballs - my old stage name.
Big City Hunk (BCH) - looooonnnngggg story.
Asshole - I'm fun at parties.

Nicknames of others that I can recall:

Michael Carlos - guy looks like a Carlos, but his name is Michael
Juan - real name Tony, but he's too Spanish for that
A-Train - that's pretty much what I call every chick with an 'A' name that I associate with
Dorito - his name is Pedro, but I call him Dorito
J-Money - anyone with a J name that I like
Pilgrim - middle initial P, last name Grimm
Kelly Any Time - apparently she was a whore
Jesus aka Chili-Pepper aka Nazi - dude looked like Jesus before he shaved, Anthony Kiedis after he shaved, and his last name was Bettenazzi.
Mo - name was James, don't know where Mo came from.
Gene - it's what a few of my friends and I call eachother, short for vagene.

[karl_1052]

Kelly Any Time - apparently she was a whore

I used to know 3 sisters that were quite friendly, their names were:
Weekend Jen
Bobin Robin
Backalley Sally

[the chi]

Um....Rae Rae is my nick name for you...

Sorry hun, thought I added that one already...consider it added!

[MILK]

The most recent one I thought up was, "The Jobless Wonder."

[smileyman]

I am Smiley, real original since it is my last name. Also called
Buzz by my 2 much younger siblings derived from Bubba
Slick as I was the only guy in my dorm that bothered to comb his hair.
Easy Money from the dirt track workers that used to watch me clean out the purse money every saturday night.
Frog since i had the highest verticle leap on my HS basketball team.

[Cutty72]

Sorry hun, thought I added that one already...consider it added!

What about Tater Tot?

[the chi]

What about Tater Tot?

Nope. That will be reserved for the child when I get around to having one.

[Cutty72]

Nope. That will be reserved for the child when I get around to having one.

Just a thought... Girl I work with's last name is Tate... and thats her nickname as well. :D

So... what happens when said kid gets bigger than you, at like age 5 :lol:

[the chi]

Just a thought... Girl I work with's last name is Tate... and thats her nickname as well. :D

So... what happens when said kid gets bigger than you, at like age 5 :lol:

:lol: well, it will take alot to get bigger than my hubby, so it will still be a Tater's Tot!

His dad is known as Tater, but the only Nickname my hubby has is "token", for token tall guy. He towers over everyone we know, except maybe Ebbs and I think he still has an inch or tow (in height!) on Ebbs.

[Looni2ns]

ferg - short for Ferguson, my maiden name. Goes back to elementary school.
Lily Mae - best friend's hubby named me this. Lord knows where that came from.

According to the ex, I'm "The Bitch". That's ok. Sorta goes along w/my name for him.

[Cutty72]

:lol: well, it will take alot to get bigger than my hubby, so it will still be a Tater's Tot!

His dad is known as Tater, but the only Nickname my hubby has is "token", for token tall guy. He towers over everyone we know, except maybe Ebbs and I think he still has an inch or tow (in height!) on Ebbs.

Yeah, I saw your midget and giant pics on FB :lol:

[the chi]

Yeah, I saw your midget and giant pics on FB :lol:

Yeah yeah, and that was me in HEELS.

Which reminds me, more nicknames for me:

Elf (or Queen of :wink:)
Keebler

[Cutty72]

Yeah yeah, and that was me in HEELS.

Which reminds me, more nicknames for me:

Elf (or Queen of :wink:)
Keebler

Those were heels? Here I thought you were standing on the eiffel tower!

[HokieDNA01]

How tall are you Rae. I didn't think you were any shorter than me.

[Rider]

For me? I've been called every cuss word in the book, well deserved too because I AM an asshole, but I enjoy it.

I've also been called Taz, Obi, and 1/4 of "Four Guys Doobin". :drewpy: We almost had matching tat's with that.

For others:
Jew Boy Dave, or Coupon Dave - He's actually cuban though
Glenbo
Jet
Mel
Fatty McWierdbeard
Bogart
Cheech

That about it

[the chi]

How tall are you Rae. I didn't think you were any shorter than me.

5'2". Token is 6'4".

[Particle Man]

:lol: well, it will take alot to get bigger than my hubby, so it will still be a Tater's Tot!

His dad is known as Tater, but the only Nickname my hubby has is "token", for token tall guy. He towers over everyone we know, except maybe Ebbs and I think he still has an inch or tow (in height!) on Ebbs.

Just keep any stories about tossing Tater Salad to yourself please...

[HokieDNA01]

5'2". Token is 6'4".

Same height as me then. Just wanted to know how talk an "elf" is. I consider myself more of a dwarf.

[the chi]

Just keep any stories about tossing Tater Salad to yourself please...

Bwahaha, I am so glad I wasnt drinking anything, it would have ruined my laptop.

Same height as me then. Just wanted to know how talk an "elf" is. I consider myself more of a dwarf.

According to friends and family, its the combination of my shortness, "delicate" frame and pointy features. It all started with Julia Roberts "tinkerbell" in Peter Pan. Come to think of it, theres another nickname I have:

Tink

[LeeNetworX]

J-Ho
Rachael-Ho
Chas-Ho
Lisa-Ho
(see a pattern?)
SLUT (applies to all of the above)
ReTodd
Buzzkill
Hampster Boy
Google (Guy we work with that thinks he knows everything)
Chuckles McNicotene (Aspiring comic we work with that smokes and downs coffee non-stop all day. Works until the wee hours of the morning because he can't sleep.)

[Dragonpaco]

mine are ratchet, knuckles and inbred jed

mine for other people-

stretch
roads
black dynamite
fag
babydick
and stoner

[njchopper87]

Mine

E - from a lazy friend
Just E - trying to explain the nickname from my lazy friend
Easy E - easy-going
Lizard - apparently I looked like a lizard to someone and it stuck
Enrique - name in spanish class.. means Henry
Pagano - not much behind this one
Leprechaun - obvious
Elf - also obvious, but usually only around the holidays back in mid/HS

Others

Alejondra - was a dude named Alexander, and we were just learning spanish
Jackass - close friends
Brain - started with a typo spelling Brian

Those are what I can remember, anyway.

[Amber Lamps]

Bwahaha, I am so glad I wasnt drinking anything, it would have ruined my laptop.



According to friends and family, its the combination of my shortness, "delicate" frame and pointy features. It all started with Julia Roberts "tinkerbell" in Peter Pan. Come to think of it, theres another nickname I have:

Tink


Yea dwarfs are more stocky and elves are typically more slender.

[Amber Lamps]

Mine;

Tigger, Dino (Flinstones), Lunchmeat (big dick joke), Lonnie Lunchmeat, Halfbreed, etc...

Favorites I've given out;

Wendy Goodhead, Kirby (as in vacuum, popped a capillary during fellatio), Binary (buddy that only dealt in absolutes), Popper (pill head), Pumpkin Jack (named Jack, pale white, skinny and always wore black), Stripper (always got drunk and took off clothes), L.M.S.- Last Man Standing (would fuck whoever hung on til she was ready to go), Crash, Showtime Jr, B.J.-Bazooka Joe (Jo Ann had BIG tits!), etc. I almost always give gfs and friends nick names, bad habit, I guess.

[Apoc]

LMAO.

That's fucking priceless.

JC

Pretty sure she quit school because of it...

:lol:

We chalked it up to furthering her singing career though!

[Apoc]

In no particular order.

Boygirl
Saber bucktooth Mindy.
Warpig.
Little girl with big tits.
Looscious pay.
Shitty pants.
Shit hawk.
Peck.
Tits and wiggle. < this was a boy. Lol





Nowadays, one of those kids would bring a gun to school :lol:

[OneNotSoSickPsycho]

I have tons of nicknames...
My best friend calls me "Annie" (short for Annette),
Friends from high school used to call me "Annettee Spaghetti" or just "spaghetti",
Sometimes people call me midget or shorty...I usually want to shoot those people in the face. I'm 4'11...I already know I'm short. I don't need a nickname to remind me.
Anyway, OSP calls me "Pea" :lol: (short for sweet pea) I call him "Po" (short for sweet potato...and he's gonna kill me for typing that...)
At work I mainly go by Zo because of my last name. (My last name is Alonso btw.)

And that's my E true Hollywood Story of nicknames.

[Dragonpaco]

Anyway, OSP calls me "Pea" :lol: (short for sweet pea) I call him "Po" (short for sweet potato...and he's gonna kill me for typing that...)

thank you for that. it's like having a 2nd christmas

[Dave]

meh, back in the active my platoon used to call me dirty dave and animal mother. In the civvie world friends call me famous or famous dave

[psychochild28]

Jen
Goober
Honey
Truss monkey or just monkey
The Wiz
Rohrs

[Apoc]

awwwww, Po, how sweet!

[Bluestreak]

I've been called the following.

Glorious leader and dumb bastard (mountain biking)
Cheese boy (I ate a whole bag of cheese balls one morning at my desk)
Cheesy Chad (see description above)

I’ve given out some.

Gravy – Real name Dave, don’t remember where that came from
P-hill – his name is Phil
Slut magnet – he really was!
The Mormoniator – He’s Mormon
Golden boy – guy I work with that can do no wrong
Golden Child – woman at work who can do no wrong (she’s hot as hell too!)
Double D – His initials are DD and he’s a douche


I didn’t give this one, but Gravy did…
Pukes off porch – kid got hammered at the cabin and kept puking off the back porch

He also once introduced my then girlfriend to an entire party as “The little fucking whore who’s fucking Chad over.” She’s been commonly referred to as that from hence forth. I didn’t get any that night for laughing my ass off.

[LeanAngle]

Oh nicknames...

One time I got drunk and gave everybody Indian names it all started with...if you were an Indian your na
e would be pukes off porch

at hockey we give almost everybody nicknames . There are like 5 or 6 of us from the original group that don't actually have a nickname. If your nickname. Starts with "captain" We'll be running you off shortly.

Bob I hate
captain america
scrotum chin
vin - this guy litterally smells like diesl fuel
no pay Tom - he would skip without paying the problem has mainly been corrected so now we call him pay less Tom

there are more..... Oh so many more

[tommymac]

Some of my recent ones.

T-mac
Big mac
Glock (got that one palying football, last name is mclaughlin so glock came of that)

Road warrior
Dr Death