Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu

[LeeNetworX]

My money is on Mr. Bacon.

[racedoll]

And what is the point?

[Adeptus_Minor]

It's bacon... there doesn't have to be a point. :nee:

[LeeNetworX]

And what is the point?

I ask myself this every day.

[HurricaneHeather]

I need one....where can I get?

[tommymac]

It's bacon... there doesn't have to be a point. :nee:

exactly, plus with the superbowl comming up we will see the latest editions of the baconator:rockwoot:

Tom

[lauralynne]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

[tommymac]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

Enough said, case closed.

[racedoll]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

[LeeNetworX]

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

Tofu is for poofers that don't want to eat meat; that's why the tofu is French.

[askmrjesus]

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

That's because the tofu speaks french.

Which is weird, since tofu comes from China.

JC

[Avatard]

Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu.

Bacon FTMFW.

I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly.

[Tmall]

J'pense plusieme du l'homme du la place ici aime le cock.

[CrazyKell]

I made 3 appetizers for NYE. When asked why I made so many, I said "because they all have bacon." Then I was asked "why do they all have bacon?"

I didn't understand the question. :idk: :lol

[Amorok]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of food. As for the tofu, well, without darkness there can be no light. You can't be an ass-kicker without ass to kick, and tofu is the ass that bacon kicks. Although Chuck Norris can kick ass even if no ass is present. If he launches a roundhouse kick and no ass is in the way, the universe takes one. That's right, Chuck Norris can kick reality's ass. The same way bacon kicks the ass of all other food.

[racedoll]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of food. As for the tofu, well, without darkness there can be no light. You can't be an ass-kicker without ass to kick, and tofu is the ass that bacon kicks. Although Chuck Norris can kick ass even if no ass is present. If he launches a roundhouse kick and no ass is in the way, the universe takes one. That's right, Chuck Norris can kick reality's ass. The same way bacon kicks the ass of all other food.

That is deep.

[Apoc]

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

Its killed as many people!

[Tmall]

Bullshit it has. I'm not saying it won't surpass his record. I am saying that Chuck invented bacon as a way to let us not feel bad for killing pigs. And since he invented it, he's responsible for all of its deaths and his own..

[Dave]

Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu.

Bacon FTMFW.

I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly.

had the munchies eh?

[Digifox]

It's bacon... there doesn't have to be a point. :nee:

Haha Straight from
the guide to getting down
Part of the males brain when mixed with beer becomes "BACON"

I shit you not

[Dave]

just made me and the missus grilled bacon chicken cheese sammiches. delish :D

[Avatard]

had the munchies eh?

Yes, oddly enough, I managed to get down a few slices of bacon this evening, even though I am still without my medicine, and haven't been able to eat an entire meal in about 5 days. Thanks for your concern.

:gofurslf: (really hard)

[Kerry_129]

"Bendable, and lots of fun wherever fun is needed."

:lol