Stupid quotes

[Captain Morgan]

Post up ones you've heard, whether on TV shows, in life or whatever.

One I just heard on the Jersey Shore while flipping channels. "That's why I don't eat lobster, cause they're alive when you kill them." Did she think they'd be dead before someone killed them? Dumb bitch. That was the first, and hopefully the last, time I'd seen any part of the show.

[101lifts2]

15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

[BobTheBiker]

15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

biggest fucking joke I've heard in my life. they want more than my current insurance provider. by like 100%

[101lifts2]

biggest fucking joke I've heard in my life. they want more than my current insurance provider. by like 100%

Yeah never called them, but that little green lizzard is kinda cute.

[BobTheBiker]

Yeah never called them, but that little green lizzard is kinda cute.

fuck the lizard, and their FUCKING money pile with the shit music.

[tommymac]

fuck the lizard, and their FUCKING money pile with the shit music.

dont forget the cavemen :lol:

Tom

[fasternyou929]

For those with little or no debt but you want to keep that 800 beacon score, you'll want to keep a small balance on a couple of cards. For example get a couple of 5.9% or 6.9% fixed rate cards with high limits, charge say 60$ on each card, when the bill comes pay $50 and keep a $10 balance, next month charge $50 and pay $50 when the bill comes. The amount of interest you pay to keep a $10 balance on each card is nothing but the the benefit to your credit score in invaluable. That is, if you ever need to use it. If you never plan on using credit and you don't care about your credit score then disregard.:lol:

[tommymac]

Oh snap :lol:

Tom

[Avatard]

Since GEICO has come up in this thread...

1) They ask questions that have nothing to do with car insurance; your level of education, salary, etc.

2) They donate RADAR guns to cop shops. They know they'll get the money back in insurance surcharges.

3) Years back, they stuffed Joe Sugarman's mail box bigtime, when their CEO issued a memo telling their employees to write JS&A, and tell them to stop offering RADAR detectors in their catalog.

4) They cost more than anyone else.

[Captain Morgan]

Since GEICO has come up in this thread...

1) They ask questions that have nothing to do with car insurance; your level of education, salary, etc.

Their reasoning is that people with less education typically earn less money. People who earn less money are more likely to file a claim because they can't afford to fix the car. People who file more claims are charged higher insurance rates.

That's their logic, but I agree with you, it shouldn't make a damn bit of difference.

[Gas Man]

Some are running your credit rating now as well

[shmike]

Some are running your credit rating now as well

Most are.

It's the same principle: bad credit = less responsible = bigger risk.

[defector]

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

[marko138]

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
:rofl:

[OneNotSoSickPsycho]

Haha! OSP and I saw that episode of Jersey Shore and we thought they same thing. Those people are all retarded. I think everything that comes out of their mouth is stupid. Same with Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

[Gas Man]

Most are.

It's the same principle: bad credit = less responsible = bigger risk.
But the thing is they don't do a "hard" hit. Just the same soft hits that the pre-auth credit card things do. So they aren't even getting a credit score.

[LeeNetworX]

I've reached the point where if I hear someone call it a "hot water heater" I just look at them with a serious 'are you fucking stupid?' stare and tell them it doesn't heat hot water, it heats water. I don't know why that stupid comment bothers me so much.

[HurricaneHeather]

My mom always says, "turn left at the red light."

She was in the car with me and said that this weekend and I wanted to be a smart ass and keep driving since the light was green. "What? I'm looking for the red light...that one was green." :D

[HurricaneHeather]

And yeah, Jersey Shore....I watched that for the first time on NYE and I was laughing non-stop.

If I heard one more person say that so-and-so was disrespecting so-and-so I was gonna punch Snooki. :lol:

[Captain Morgan]

I've reached the point where if I hear someone call it a "hot water heater" I just look at them with a serious 'are you fucking stupid?' stare and tell them it doesn't heat hot water, it heats water. I don't know why that stupid comment bothers me so much.

Right there with ya. I always respond with, "you mean the water heater?" I usually get a blank stare accompanied by, "that's what I said," to which I reply, "no, you didn't, you said hot water heater. It's just a water heater. Why would you heat hot water?" They usually respond with, "whatever." But I still get a kick out of it cause I'm an ass sometimes.

[LeeNetworX]

But I still get a kick out of it cause I'm an ass sometimes.

I'm an ass most of the time.

[Hydrant]

Right there with ya. I always respond with, "you mean the water heater?" I usually get a blank stare accompanied by, "that's what I said," to which I reply, "no, you didn't, you said hot water heater. It's just a water heater. Why would you heat hot water?" They usually respond with, "whatever." But I still get a kick out of it cause I'm an ass sometimes.



As a commercial / industrial plumber for the last 10 years, you should hear some of the dumb shit people say. After being around it for that long I really don't care what people say, you could call the damn thing a car for all I care - as long as you pay the $90 / a hour for me to be there.

[racedoll]

My mom always says, "turn left at the red light."

She was in the car with me and said that this weekend and I wanted to be a smart ass and keep driving since the light was green. "What? I'm looking for the red light...that one was green." :D

I know why know, but this was hilarious!

[Captain Morgan]

My mom always says, "turn left at the red light."

She was in the car with me and said that this weekend and I wanted to be a smart ass and keep driving since the light was green. "What? I'm looking for the red light...that one was green." :D


:lol: That's a good one. I like it when someone wants me to turn left, and they let me know ahead of time, but say, "turn right here," when I get to the intersection. If I'm not in a hurry to get somewhere, I'll literally turn right.

[Avatard]

As a commercial / industrial plumber for the last 10 years, you should hear some of the dumb shit people say.

You mean like "hot water heater"?

If the water is hot, why the fuck would you need to heat it?

[Hydrant]

Hot water heater is probably number 1. I don't deal much in residential so I don't have to worry about the terms homeowners might come up with. Thankfully. Maintenance workers are just as bad sometimes.