View Full Version : Since sex related topics seem to be cropping up...
I'm curious as to whether or not anyone would find the following story to be a turn on if told to them by a girl they were nailing. And no, I was NOT involved in this scenario!!! So here's story ho-bag told:
"This one time, I was laying on my back on the bed, and my girlfriend was eating at the Y, and while she was doing that stepbrother (not sure WHOSE stepbrother, but the stepbrother of one of the two girls) was nailing her from behind, while staring into my eyes..."
Fleck750
01-07-2010, 09:47 PM
Words do nothing for me. Video would, though.
Rangerscott
01-07-2010, 09:53 PM
Not blood rated. Why not.
Cruzergirl
01-07-2010, 10:01 PM
I voted for Tater's whore of an ex-wife just cause I liked the sound of the option.
The story though....true? Geez.... sounds slightly more than creepy to me (the step-brother part).
No blood realations then cool. Although I took the story to be the non nailed step brother.
smileyman
01-07-2010, 11:09 PM
3 somes are cool, but not blood related 3 somes. Step would imply no relation by blood so step brother has the right of way. Perhaps he could work into both if he has the stamina...
Particle Man
01-07-2010, 11:14 PM
creepy.
one more fuck and chuck ftw :lol:
CrazyKell
01-07-2010, 11:22 PM
Disgusting! Step brothers become family...fucking gross!
Rangerscott
01-07-2010, 11:23 PM
Disgusting! Step brothers become family...fucking gross!
If they were family then "step" wouldnt be in front.
http://www.kocosports.com/mmatn/hot_twins.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/demotivational-posters-step-sisters.jpg
Disgusting! Step brothers become family...fucking gross!
And guess who told me that a cum dumpster he was nailing told HIM this story??? Three guesses first 2 don't count! :lol:
And WHY I of all people needed to hear this story, I couldn't even begin to tell you. I already knew she was a white trash whore!! STD testing FTW!!!
You people who think its OK are gross. I know there is no blood relation but still... you're raised by the same parents, live under the same roof. Some lines just shouldn't be crossed!!
Captain Morgan
01-07-2010, 11:39 PM
I was out with a girl a few weeks ago and her friend and friend's step brother were out with us. There seemed to be a bit too much familiarity, touching, eye contact, etc. between the step-siblings.
Rangerscott
01-07-2010, 11:53 PM
A vagina is a vagina as a penis is a penis. I would never screw a relative but how do you think the human race started in the beginning?
Clayton Bigsby: Then Jasper said "Look here, $(*$#r, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be *me*."
Adeptus_Minor
01-08-2010, 01:09 AM
I know there is no blood relation but still... you're raised by the same parents, live under the same roof. Some lines just shouldn't be crossed!!
Exactly.
If nothing else, it's a serious boundary issue.
And it's also just a symptom, not the actual problem.
Rangerscott
01-08-2010, 01:15 AM
What if he is adapted from another country. Would that count?
Gas Man
01-08-2010, 05:42 AM
Hold on..
A girl eating out a girl. Then step bro of one girl (not sure which) comes in and starts hittin girl eating from the rear.
Shit I'm cool with it. I wish I was the step bro. HOWT!
Side note...I dated a girl. Who's blood brother took new step sisters V-card. She wasn't super hot but had a nice set of jugs.
smileyman
01-08-2010, 07:09 AM
There's a 3 way and unprotected pre marital sex going on and all folks can think about is how their related...
Jackie Gleason would ask ' what in the hell has happened to this country!'
karl_1052
01-08-2010, 07:34 AM
There's a 3 way and unprotected pre marital sex going on and all folks can think about is how their related...
Jackie Gleason would ask ' what in the hell has happened to this country!'
Where does it say unprotected in the story?
You people who think its OK are gross. I know there is no blood relation but still... you're raised by the same parents, live under the same roof. Some lines just shouldn't be crossed!!
Not all step siblings grow up together. What if a dude is out of the country for years for work, comes back and his pop hooked up with some milf with a hot cherry pie for a daughter. He is going to want to pop that one.
defector
01-08-2010, 08:41 AM
Chick getting munched [munchee], by another girl.
Other girl [muncher] getting plowed by her boyfriend, who is step brother of munchee.
Creepy stepbrother looking at stepsister while plowing his girlfriend.
So no actual sexual contact between siblings, from what I read.
Still pretty damn creepy, in my mind.
The real question is who invited whom to the party....was it a scissor dance and creepy brother jumped in on it, or was it boy / girl banging, and step sister jumped in on it?
You know what, that is just kinda nasty any way you slice it. Yuck.
CasterTroy
01-08-2010, 09:01 AM
Depends if they were "Friends" before they became family :lmao:
Particle Man
01-08-2010, 09:05 AM
Depends if they were "Friends" before they became family :lmao:
excelent cross-thread reference. Well played. :lol:
OneSickPsycho
01-08-2010, 09:12 AM
Not all step siblings grow up together. What if a dude is out of the country for years for work, comes back and his pop hooked up with some milf with a hot cherry pie for a daughter. He is going to want to pop that one.
Exactly. I grew up with my step-siblings and they are like regular siblings at this point... If my dad and step-mom got together when I was 27 instead of 7, I would probably have no relationship with them at all. I think it would feel more like a friend of the family situation than a brother/sister thing.
unknownroad
01-08-2010, 01:05 PM
"...and my girlfriend was eating at the Y..."
Tacky sexual euphemisms: huge turn-off.
If the girlfriend is hot and still an FWB, tho, i'd be willing to look the other way.
shmike
01-08-2010, 01:16 PM
If the girlfriend is hot and still an FWB, tho, i'd be willing to look the other way.
Rather than directly at your step-sister?
Rider
01-08-2010, 01:30 PM
Sounds creepy, but if it was me and 2 girls it would be hot no matter the relation, hotter if they were twins. :dribble:
Sounds creepy, but if it was me and 2 girls it would be hot no matter the relation, hotter if they were twins. :dribble:
So you would be in a threesome with your mom?
Rider
01-08-2010, 01:41 PM
So you would be in a threesome with your mom?
No, I was talking about relationship between the girls. No blood for me or even a step, that would be creepy.
t-homo
01-08-2010, 01:46 PM
My uncle just got re-married about a month ago to a lady who has 18 year old twin daughters who both have DDs and are gorgeous. I would fuck them both and not feel bad.
Rider
01-08-2010, 02:01 PM
My uncle just got re-married about a month ago to a lady who has 18 year old twin daughters who both have DDs and are gorgeous. I would fuck them both and not feel bad.
Why do you think he married her? :boobs:
unknownroad
01-08-2010, 02:53 PM
Rather than directly at your step-sister?
I have no siblings to project this onto, so my thoughts on the matter are limited to the girl-on-girl action, in which i am of favor. :dthumb:
Amber Lamps
01-08-2010, 03:03 PM
And guess who told me that a cum dumpster he was nailing told HIM this story??? Three guesses first 2 don't count! :lol:
And WHY I of all people needed to hear this story, I couldn't even begin to tell you. I already knew she was a white trash whore!! STD testing FTW!!!
You people who think its OK are gross. I know there is no blood relation but still... you're raised by the same parents, live under the same roof. Some lines just shouldn't be crossed!!
True, it's not as if there aren't tons of other nookie around. Question, what if you fucked her before your parents got married and/or fucked her after they split up? Like, what if you were fucking/dating some chick and your parents meet because of your relationship and get married. Should you stop fucking her?
OneSickPsycho
01-08-2010, 03:05 PM
True, it's not as if there aren't tons of other nookie around. Question, what if you fucked her before your parents got married and/or fucked her after they split up? Like, what if you were fucking/dating some chick and your parents meet because of your relationship and get married. Should you stop fucking her?
How crazy would it be if you fell in love with your step-sibling and got married? Your kid would call you Uncle Dad.
z06boy
01-08-2010, 03:07 PM
True, it's not as if there aren't tons of other nookie around. Question, what if you fucked her before your parents got married and/or fucked her after they split up? Like, what if you were fucking/dating some chick and your parents meet because of your relationship and get married. Should you stop fucking her?
Good questions.
karl_1052
01-08-2010, 03:09 PM
True, it's not as if there aren't tons of other nookie around. Question, what if you fucked her before your parents got married and/or fucked her after they split up? Like, what if you were fucking/dating some chick and your parents meet because of your relationship and get married. Should you stop fucking her?
Then you do her in the butt, so she won't get pregos and have retarted kids.
Amber Lamps
01-08-2010, 03:18 PM
Depends if they were "Friends" before they became family :lmao:
Maybe they met on Plenty of Fish...
julie j
01-08-2010, 06:50 PM
True, it's not as if there aren't tons of other nookie around. Question, what if you fucked her before your parents got married and/or fucked her after they split up? Like, what if you were fucking/dating some chick and your parents meet because of your relationship and get married. Should you stop fucking her?
I use to work with someone who is like that. He meets and falls in love with a girl. They get married. A couple years later his dad and her mom marry. Now they are husband/wife and step-brother/sister. :lol: I am not sure if she has a sister.
Captain Morgan
01-08-2010, 06:56 PM
Maybe they met on Plenty of Fish...
They sure as hell didn't meet on Beautiful People, at least not in Indiana. I did a search and there are only 6 chicks from Indiana on that site. What a joke.
This thread makes me laugh :lol:
To answer the question... that's fucked up!! I chose the Tater's whore of an ex wife answer because it made me laugh :D
racedoll
01-08-2010, 09:05 PM
This is just wrong.
Rangerscott
01-08-2010, 10:21 PM
This is just wrong.
But that makes it o so right.
EpyonXero
01-08-2010, 10:57 PM
Well... did the girl in question like it or not?
Well... did the girl in question like it or not?
Well lets see, she's 30, has no job, no cell phone 'cause her baby daddy took it away from her, she HAS a baby daddy which says a lot IMO, she has a boyfriend but was banging a married man that she knew was married... my guess is that this ho bag would be OK if her stepbrothers pit bull nailed her. :lol
Homeslice
01-09-2010, 12:49 AM
So I'm not getting it........One girl was eating another girl out, and one of their stepbrothers was nailing girl #1? I sure hope he was girl #2's stepbrother, not girl 1's?
t-homo
01-09-2010, 12:51 AM
I know two brothers who married two sisters. Kinda weird, but whatever.
So I'm not getting it........One girl was eating another girl out, and one of their stepbrothers was nailing girl #1? I sure hope he was girl #2's stepbrother, not girl 1's?
Girl 1 is laying on bed being eaten out
Girl 2 is leaning over bed eating out girl 1
Boy is behind girl 2, nailing her, while staring into girl 1's eyes.
I am not clear as to which he is the step brother of. And there is not a chance in hell I am asking for more details. I think he's girl 1's step brother though. Either way its just gross. I wouldn't want my stepbrother nailing me or staring me in the eyes while he's nailing his step sister. I have 2 step brothers and my mom didn't marry their dad until I was in my 20's and the thought of it is still just fucked up.
And my whole point started out to be "why the fuck would you tell the married guy you're cheating on your boyfriend with about this? Are you hoping it will make him hot or are you just that stupid?"
askmrjesus
01-09-2010, 01:12 AM
Girl 1 is laying on bed being eaten out
Girl 2 is leaning over bed eating out girl 1
Boy is behind girl 2, nailing her, while staring into girl 1's eyes.
Speaking strictly from a logistical point of view, Boy can't stare into Girl 2's eyes, unless she has that spinning head, exorcist thing going on.
You women are all the same. Even if we try REALLY hard to not stare at your tits, you still find something to bitch about.
JC
karl_1052
01-09-2010, 09:41 AM
I use to work with someone who is like that. He meets and falls in love with a girl. They get married. A couple years later his dad and her mom marry. Now they are husband/wife and step-brother/sister. :lol: I am not sure if she has a sister.
EW thats gross!
They are sick I tell you!:?:
Speaking strictly from a logistical point of view, Boy can't stare into Girl 2's eyes, unless she has that spinning head, exorcist thing going on.
Where is Lee with his paint pics...he will explain. :lol:
Still super gross IMO...siblings (full, half, step, long lost) are off the table (or bed..in this case) because its just wrong :wtf:
But what if theyve only been step-related for a year or so, and both were adults before they met? Is it gross then???
sherri_chickie
01-09-2010, 01:25 PM
Still sounds gross.. no matter which way you look at it. ewwww
But what if theyve only been step-related for a year or so, and both were adults before they met? Is it gross then???
Yes. Like I said a few posts ago, my mom and stepdad married when I was an adult and there was and is no way in HELL my stepbrothers and I would be in that situation.
defector
01-09-2010, 01:48 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7182817.stm
Rangerscott
01-09-2010, 02:16 PM
Yes. Like I said a few posts ago, my mom and stepdad married when I was an adult and there was and is no way in HELL my stepbrothers and I would be in that situation.
Dont knock it until you try it. michael jackson:nf::suprisebuttsects:
Captain Morgan
01-09-2010, 07:24 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7182817.stm
That's fucked up. I wonder how they discovered it.
t-homo
01-09-2010, 08:30 PM
That's fucked up. I wonder how they discovered it.
For sure.
Rangerscott
01-10-2010, 01:39 AM
I say try it. Either you'll like it or you wont. I like red liquorice but I dont like black liquorice. I tried both to determine this.
t-homo
01-10-2010, 02:50 AM
I don't like black licorice, but I like jager. Same concept, right?
But what if theyve only been step-related for a year or so, and both were adults before they met? Is it gross then???
I think so...
Just because you have the attraction doesn't mean you should act on it.
I mean, if someone is that hard up for a lay go jump on plenty of fish or something :lol: Don't go down the hall and knock on your step-siblings door :panic:
Amber Lamps
01-10-2010, 12:09 PM
I think so...
Just because you have the attraction doesn't mean you should act on it.
I mean, if someone is that hard up for a lay go jump on plenty of fish or something :lol: Don't go down the hall and knock on your step-siblings door :panic:
Okay, everyone thinks I'm sick anyway, so this won't do any damage. I think that if you've actually lived together as brother and sister, then it's weird BUT especially if neither of you have actually lived with your parents, then I have a hard time finding fault. "Going down the hall" to get laid... yea, that's pretty creepy. Meeting them as adults because your parents hooked up, not so much. A piece of paper doesn't necessarily make you all "family" IMHO. My step mom got remarried after my dad died and the guy had a hot daughter, I never touched her but if I had, I wouldn't feel bad in the least.
plus, you can compare step-mother/step-daughter notes with dad! Male bonding at its best!
Come to think of it, if I had a hot step mom and a hot step sister.... mmmm.... The possibilities! They are endless!
Rangerscott
01-10-2010, 05:10 PM
Lets flip this bitch. We've been mainly talking about if "you" would do your step. What if your step wants to do you. Ya, we're in an all new ball field here.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/a-new-stepmom-huh-the-y-chromasome-is-strong-with-this-one-demotivational-poster-1253705545.jpg
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