View Full Version : So im riding to class...
GearGrabinGuy
05-01-2008, 01:41 PM
Im riding my bike to class (bicycle). A lil faster than usual cuz im late (and a lil faster than what I ride every day is pretty freakin fast). So im truckin along and I hear the wind pick up. Then outa no where this HUGE branch swings out of no where and bashes me right in the face! I get up to some kid yelling HOLY FUKK!! that thing just ROCKED you in the face!!!
Oh really?? I barely noticed....
Ugh my glasses are gone, and they guy asked are you OK? I said I will live but I cant find my glasses, he says welp glad your alright and walks off... thanks fukker. So no I have no glasses, I cant find them, and finals are next week! GREAT! my luck ROCKS!
So im fumbling around on the ground for a good 5 mins and I find them HA!! aw... no lenses, so I start looking for them, and found em! So my glasses are only half frames and the lil plastic cords that hold the bottom up are both broke. This just keeps getting better. So I MacGyver the lenses back in, go to class. My face is THROBING now, I finished class came back and super glued my lenses in. Ha called the parentals and told them to make me an apt for when I get back home.
My face still hurts and I only have a lil cut on the corner of my eyebrow. Ill post pics up if it turns black on me...
Clifs:
-Ben gets hit in face with HUGE branch that fell outa a tree.
-Lost glasses, found with no lenses, found lenses.
-MacGyvered them back in.
-Pride hurt.
-Only to me does stupid crap like this happen.
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JoJoYZF
05-01-2008, 01:45 PM
Could be worse, you could have broken your eye socket on a log. But anyway, sorry to hear it man. And good luck with your finals, cuz I know Im gonna need some luck on 1 or 2 of mine next week.
ouch, i think i would of died laughing if i was the kid. Think about it, how often do you see something strange like that.
glad you are fine though.
JoJoYZF
05-01-2008, 01:51 PM
ouch, i think i would of died laughing if i was the kid. Think about it, how often do you see something strange like that.
glad you are fine though.
Damn good point Duc. That would be great to see while walking to class.
GearGrabinGuy
05-01-2008, 01:53 PM
Oh I would have been pissing myself if it wasnt me. But honestly, what are the chances of that... But it made for a good laugh!
Lamnidae
05-01-2008, 01:53 PM
Damn good point Duc. That would be great to see while walking to class.
I wouldn't laugh outright.
I'd ask if you were okay... if you said no, I'd offer assistance. if you said yeah.... then I'd laugh my ass off.
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JoJoYZF
05-01-2008, 01:56 PM
I wouldn't laugh outright.
I'd ask if you were okay... if you said no, I'd offer assistance. if you said yeah.... then I'd laugh my ass off.
:zowned: by treelimb FTL
It depends on how bad it looked and how big of a douche the kid looked like in the first place. If I saw some tool get cracked by a branch Id laugh right in his face.
I would of laughed no matter what, even if it was a hot chick. Matter of fact I would probably still be laughing if she was super model quality. I would go in and get my camera and take pics.
upshift
05-01-2008, 03:09 PM
:rofl: Glad your okay tho man.
GearGrabinGuy
05-01-2008, 04:12 PM
It depends on how bad it looked and how big of a douche the kid looked like in the first place. If I saw some tool get cracked by a branch Id laugh right in his face.
Well I dont like to think I look like a douche but it was EPIC! I mean I really got :zowned: hardcore by that limb. I mean took me clean off my bike from getting hit in the face. had to have been like the cartoons where they get hit and stick to it and the bike keeps going then I slid off.... That how I remember it anyway, then I held up a big sign that said OUCH!!
marko138
05-01-2008, 07:47 PM
I don't mean to laugh...but that shit is funny.
Mr Lefty
05-01-2008, 08:24 PM
ouch, i think i would of died laughing if i was the kid. Think about it, how often do you see something strange like that.
glad you are fine though.
Damn good point Duc. That would be great to see while walking to class.
not to jack the thread... but trip you change your name for a bit or something? :lol:
:lol: I'd have helped you look for the glasses if I was that kid... but probably would have stepped on them because I was laughing my ass off :lol:
sorry bro... your ok... so ya gotta laugh now
JoJoYZF
05-01-2008, 10:39 PM
Well I dont like to think I look like a douche but it was EPIC! I mean I really got :zowned: hardcore by that limb. I mean took me clean off my bike from getting hit in the face. had to have been like the cartoons where they get hit and stick to it and the bike keeps going then I slid off.... That how I remember it anyway, then I held up a big sign that said OUCH!!
:lol: Thats fuckin great. You reacted like I did after I fucked myself up. I broke my eye socket and was still joking about how retarded I was with the nurses.
not to jack the thread... but trip you change your name for a bit or something? :lol:
You always seem to miss the fun. :lol:
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=1253
Mr Lefty
05-01-2008, 11:04 PM
yeah... I was sleeping... damn it! :lol:
so Gear... I take it you were on your bicycle as you didn't say shit about your bike going down :lol:
OneSickPsycho
05-02-2008, 01:24 PM
I want pics of your fucked up face... I mean, the more-fucked-up-than-usual-from-random-branch version...
Lamnidae
05-02-2008, 01:47 PM
I want pics of your fucked up face... I mean, the more-fucked-up-than-usual-from-random-branch version...
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