Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Gf's Purse While Looking For Gum...

[Amber Lamps]

1. Valtrex
2. Estrogen/sex change pills.
3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc
4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick!
5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!!
6. Enzyte...hint, hint.
7. A motel receipt
8. Syringes and she's not diabetic.
9. Strange pre-pay phone.
10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...

[Amorok]

Hmmm, went exploring and didn't like what you found, eh Tig?

[Captain Morgan]

:lol: I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.

[smileyman]

357 magnum
Receipts from victoria's secrets and the bar at Applebees.
Zoloft
Paxil
Check book from acct you didnt know about.

My ex wife...what a madcap.

[askmrjesus]

Your balls.

JC

[derf]

:lol: I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.

Herpes has an undercover shelf life of almost 20 years. One day when you least expect it its gonna start to burn, you still got 12 years left to wonder

[Captain Morgan]

Herpes has an undercover shelf life of almost 20 years. One day when you least expect it its gonna start to burn, you still got 12 years left to wonder

:lol: :gofurslf: Nice try, though.

[Amber Lamps]

:lol: :gofurslf: Nice try, though.

FWIW, you can get a blood test, I think...

[Captain Morgan]

FWIW, you can get a blood test, I think...

It's been 8 years. The incubation period is only like a month. I've never had a single symptom. I'm raising the bs flag on the 20 year thing.

[askmrjesus]

:lol: I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.

Cold sores ARE Herpes. :lol:

There are two types, Simplex 1 ("cold sores"), and Simplex 2 (itchy dick).

So, it's quite possible she was telling the truth.

Or not.

JC

[racedoll]

Damn. Everything I have in my purse right now would fit in the little trunk on my bike. And this includes leaving the tool kit in there too.

[Captain Morgan]

Cold sores ARE Herpes. :lol:

There are two types, Simplex 1 ("cold sores"), and Simplex 2 (itchy dick).

So, it's quite possible she was telling the truth.

Or not.

JC

I know that, and I'm in complete agreement with you. Which is why I was done with her when I found out.

[psychochild28]

Don't have a purse and will never have one. But this thread is pretty :lol:

[Cruzergirl]

Have a purse in the summer, coat in the winder (which acts as a purse). The only stuff you will find..

1. wallet
2. sunglasses
3. lip balm
4. small bottle of moisturizer/sunblock
5. sometimes a small container w/motrin 800...

[Rider]

First off, WTF are you doing rummaging through your GF's purse? Do you let her into your wallet? A woman's purse is the holiest of holy's. I know better than to look inside one.

[Amber Lamps]

First off, WTF are you doing rummaging through your GF's purse? Do you let her into your wallet? A woman's purse is the holiest of holy's. I know better than to look inside one.


"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.

[pauldun170]

"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.

Seriously...
I guess the little hot college girl is on her way out the door.

Would you mind taking a few pics of her ass before she leaves?

[t-homo]

My wallet and phone are mine and no one else goes through them and I don't go through other peoples stuff.

[karl_1052]

"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.

Maybe she is trying to tell you something.

redflip

www.extenz.com

[marko138]

My wallet and phone are mine and no one else goes through them and I don't go through other peoples stuff.
You got somethin to hide, slim shady?

1. Valtrex
2. Estrogen/sex change pills.
3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc
4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick!
5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!!
6. Enzyte...hint, hint.
7. A motel receipt
8. Syringes and she's not diabetic.
9. Strange pre-pay phone.
10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...
So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?

[the chi]

You got somethin to hide, slim shady?


So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?


What he said! Nosy minds wanna know. You need comfort at the rally? I am sure I can find someone at the college... :wink:

[Trip]

You need comfort at the rally?

I am betting he quit reading what you typed after this..... hhahhahahahhahahahaha

[Dave]

You got somethin to hide, slim shady?


So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?

i cant quite imagine tiggs hinting that he cant fill a magnum. my guess is he found this elsewheres. Gsxr.com maybe?

[marko138]

i cant quite imagine tiggs hinting that he cant fill a magnum. my guess is he found this elsewheres. Gsxr.com maybe?
True. Perhaps I'm missing the point of this thread.

[t-homo]

I find it mildly amusing. And no, nothing to hide really.

[Amber Lamps]

What he said! Nosy minds wanna know. You need comfort at the rally? I am sure I can find someone at the college... :wink:

Woo hoo!!! Bring two!!! Oh wait, yea I guess not...yea I'm fine. This isn't stuff I found in her purse. She does have Valtrex but BION it's her Dad's prescription (ex-Navy married a Phillipino, didn't ask for details!), she had a cold sore a few months ago and borrowed some from him. She gets tested/examined every 6 months for her anti pregnant shots. I ran into the bottle and made a joke about how this has GOT to be in the top 10 things you don't want to find! I came up with the list from that. AFAIK she is squeaky clean! I have a chat with the boatman quite often and have never had any problems...

[Amber Lamps]

True. Perhaps I'm missing the point of this thread.

Yea I actually came up with a joke thread...not a very good one maybe...

i cant quite imagine tiggs hinting that he cant fill a magnum. my guess is he found this elsewheres. Gsxr.com maybe?

Yea I made it up! It's a joke hardy, har, har....

[Amber Lamps]

I am betting he quit reading what you typed after this..... hhahhahahahhahahahaha

Yea I ws sudnly nable to tpe as welll...

[2up]

Cold sores ARE Herpes. :lol:

There are two types, Simplex 1 ("cold sores"), and Simplex 2 (itchy dick).

So, it's quite possible she was telling the truth.

Or not.

JC

Chicken Pox and shingles are too! I unfortunately get shingles and if they are bad enough and I have to get Valtrex I pretty much announce to the entire pharmacy that its for my shingles and that I'm willing to prove it if they want!! :lol:

[racedoll]

Chicken Pox and shingles are too! I unfortunately get shingles and if they are bad enough and I have to get Valtrex I pretty much announce to the entire pharmacy that its for my shingles and that I'm willing to prove it if they want!! :lol:

So they are recurring for you? I had shingles once and never again, but it must have done damage as I have a "pain/tingle" where they were. Very annoying.

[askmrjesus]

Chicken Pox and shingles are too! I unfortunately get shingles and if they are bad enough and I have to get Valtrex I pretty much announce to the entire pharmacy that its for my shingles and that I'm willing to prove it if they want!! :lol:

I had a short term girlfiend that had cold sores. She came over one night with this big thing on her lip, and got mad at me when I wouldn't kiss her.

She totally freaked out on me when I told her that cold sores were a form of Herpes, and I didn't want to catch it. She stormed out the door, and I said to myself, "Why are the pretty ones always so fucking crazy?"

Three hours later, I get a phone call. It's her. She's at a bar. I know shes at a bar, because I can hear music and people in the background, and she's drunk. First she's crying, and then she goes fucking apeshit kittens, and starts screaming at me.

"I DON'T HAVE HERPES!!!"

Some guy in the background: "Yeah, sure!" :lol:

That was pretty much the end of that relationship.

JC

[Kaneman]

So what Tigger is trying to say is that his GF has the herpity herp.

[2up]

So they are recurring for you? I had shingles once and never again, but it must have done damage as I have a "pain/tingle" where they were. Very annoying.

Yep. On and off since I was 14. Which means about 18 years now. And yes, annoying!

I had a short term girlfiend that had cold sores. She came over one night with this big thing on her lip, and got mad at me when I wouldn't kiss her.

She totally freaked out on me when I told her that cold sores were a form of Herpes, and I didn't want to catch it. She stormed out the door, and I said to myself, "Why are the pretty ones always so fucking crazy?"

Three hours later, I get a phone call. It's her. She's at a bar. I know shes at a bar, because I can hear music and people in the background, and she's drunk. First she's crying, and then she goes fucking apeshit kittens, and starts screaming at me.

"I DON'T HAVE HERPES!!!"

Some guy in the background: "Yeah, sure!" :lol:

That was pretty much the end of that relationship.

JC

Probably better that way. Why WOULD you kiss her with a cold sore. That's just asking someone to expose themselves to it. Its not like you stopped liking her, you just didn't want a cold sore. People are stupid!

[Dave]

Yea I actually came up with a joke thread...not a very good one maybe...



Yea I made it up! It's a joke hardy, har, har....

like i said, the dick gave it away :lmao:

[Amber Lamps]

So what Tigger is trying to say is that his GF has the herpity herp.

nah she honestly had a cold sore... I do think that her Dad has does...