Douchebag Flow Chart

[Hydrant]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Hydrant/Douchebag-Flowchart.jpg

[azoomm]

Bravo!

[TYEster]

:lol: @ first question

[marko138]

Excellent, and extremely accurate.



Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

[tommymac]

Excellent, and extremely accurate.



Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

were you in the mall to buy an ed hardy t-shirt :lol:

[marko138]

were you in the mall to buy an ed hardy t-shirt :lol:
You caught me.

[tommymac]

You caught me.

We wont go into your blue tooth head either LOL

[Amorok]

Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

I have to wear sunglasses all the time due to light sensitivity. I feel like a douche most of the time. It sucks.

[Homeslice]

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douche" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

[101lifts2]

I have to wear sunglasses all the time due to light sensitivity. I feel like a douche most of the time. It sucks.

Yeah, but is it because of the sunglasses?:lol

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...

[marko138]

Yeah, but is it because of the sunglasses?:lol

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...
Of course they do.

[Captain Morgan]

Not a douchebag

[Adeptus_Minor]

Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery. :lol:
I had to google "Ed Hardy" :whistle:

[Captain Morgan]

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

[marko138]

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...
Good point.

[Amber Lamps]

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Yep, I use my phone for work and get 10-20 calls a day so fuck you, I'm leaving my headset in. When I get home, it comes right out!

[Amber Lamps]

Fuck, I am a total douche!!!

I have tan skin.
I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing.
I have a blue tooth ear piece.
I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off...
The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person...

Oh well...

[LeeNetworX]

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...


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[shmike]

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...


True.

We call those people douchebags.

[Rider]

I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.

[marko138]

I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.
I've seen mega-douchers wearing it around here.

[Amber Lamps]

Okay, will anyone even somewhat agree with me that douche seems to equal successful, at least to some extent?

Drive a high dollar car? Douche!

Wear expensive clothes? Douche!

Use the phone a lot? Douche!

Have a lot of toys? Douche!

Own any expensive things? Douche!

I often wonder why it's okay to have a $600 smart phone even though you're a peon but a $30 blue tooth headset? Douche!

[Homeslice]

Okay, will anyone even somewhat agree with me that douche seems to equal successful, at least to some extent?



Not really..........IMO douche = someone who is buying those things just to pose, or just because his friends have them, rather than because he decided for himself that he'd like to own them.

[Rider]

Okay, will anyone even somewhat agree with me that douche seems to equal successful, at least to some extent?

Drive a high dollar car? Douche!

Wear expensive clothes? Douche!

Use the phone a lot? Douche!

Have a lot of toys? Douche!

Own any expensive things? Douche!

I often wonder why it's okay to have a $600 smart phone even though you're a peon but a $30 blue tooth headset? Douche!

Douche is an attitude, not the ability to attain expensive things.

[Amber Lamps]

Douche is an attitude, not the ability to attain expensive things.

How do you know what the "attitude" of someone that wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt is? Is it impossible to believe that they might have actually liked it? Love him or hate him, many of his designs are very beautiful, imho.

[Rider]

How do you know what the "attitude" of someone that wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt is? Is it impossible to believe that they might have actually liked it? Love him or hate him, many of his designs are very beautiful, imho.

How they carry themselves is part of the attitude. No need to talk to them.

[Amber Lamps]

Not really..........IMO douche = someone who is buying those things just to pose, or just because his friends have them, rather than because he decided for himself that he'd like to own them.

Pose as what? Someone that can afford an $80 t-shirt? Why do you wear the shoes you wear? Why do you ride the bike you ride? Can you honestly say that you are NEVER influenced by the opinions of others when you make your buying decisions? If I'm out shopping with my SO and she really likes something I'm looking at, I am more likely to buy it. Am I the only one? All the rest of you don't care about trends, opinions, the way something looks on you, compliments, appreciative looks, etc? Really? Everything you own, you went out and found by yourself without any input from anyone?

[Amber Lamps]

How they carry themselves is part of the attitude. No need to talk to them.

Several people on this board have stated that anyone that wears Ed Hardy are douches. That means that if your mom goes out and buys an Ed Hardy hand bag, for example, she is a douche. Ridiculous.

[HurricaneHeather]

Several people on this board have stated that anyone that wears Ed Hardy are douches. That means that if your mom goes out and buys an Ed Hardy hand bag, for example, she is a douche. Ridiculous.

That is ridiculous.

If my mom went out and bought an Ed Hardy hand bag, I would punch her in the face and call her a douche. There is never an excuse to buy Ed Hardy stuff unless you are attempting to obtain ultimate douche status.

[Amber Lamps]

That is ridiculous.

If my mom went out and bought an Ed Hardy hand bag, I would punch her in the face and call her a douche. There is never an excuse to buy Ed Hardy stuff unless you are attempting to obtain ultimate douche status.


Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.

[HurricaneHeather]

Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

[Amber Lamps]

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

[HurricaneHeather]

Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

The difference is I don't like Ed Hardy.

In fact, when I take over the world I am going to order searches of everyone's closets and if they own Ed Hardy stuff, they are going to be made to live in an enclosed ghetto. I will call it Doucheland.

[unknownroad]

Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

Deliberately inconveniencing yourself because you're afraid of fitting the douchebag stereotype? Fail redflip

I feel that the flowchart is missing an important element- hair gel. From what I've seen, a hairdo you can bounce a golf ball off of (particularly the fauxhawk) is a douchebag essential.

[azoomm]

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche :nee:

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

[Amber Lamps]

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche :nee:

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

Thank you! So Ed Hardy is overpriced junk but this $700 purse is totally worth it?...

[azoomm]

Right, and men should wear glitter?

[Amber Lamps]

Right, and men should wear glitter?

Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....

[azoomm]

Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....

Much of authentic Ed Hardy clothing has rhinestones...

http://edhardyshop.com/categories/edhardy-mens/peace-crosses-and-eagle-poplin-shirt.html

niiiiiiiiiiccccee

[Homeslice]

:lol:

[Smittie61984]

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...
http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Motley_Crue_Shout_At_The_Devil-T.jpg

If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.

[Particle Man]

:lmao:

[tommymac]

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...
http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Motley_Crue_Shout_At_The_Devil-T.jpg

If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.


So the t-shirts with bands or all the skulls on them are the shirts everyones talking about? if people are paying upwards of 80 dollars for them they should be shot in the face :lol: I could dig out my old beat up concert t-shirts from back in the day and sell em for hundreds since theyre so retro.

[Amber Lamps]

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...
http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Motley_Crue_Shout_At_The_Devil-T.jpg

If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.

Maybe but Ed Hardy t-shirts don't just say "Ed Hardy" on them... If you want to play it that way, then anyone who wears Izod polo shirts, Polo, Nautica, A&F, etc, etc, etc is 100 times worse because most of their t-shirts only have the name of the designer label on them. I'll be damned if a guy wearing an Izod shirt, Nautica pants and Topsiders is going to call me a douche for wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt that has, IMO a cool picture of a dragon or whatever on it. Not to mention a woman wearing $200 shoes and carrying a $700 purse...

What's funny is that 25 or so years ago, you all would have said the same thing about Levi's jeans. At one point you could only buy them at Levi's stores and they were pricey for that time. Same thing for Adidias, Nike, NB, etc.

[Homeslice]

Except I can get an Izod shirt for only $20-25 at Macy's........
Polo or Nautica might be up to $50, and that's tops.....

[Amber Lamps]

Except I can get an Izod shirt for only $25 at Macy's........ Polo or Nautica? Maybe $50, and that's tops.....

So? Is it price that determines douchebaggery? Well then good, because I only paid $30 for my EH jeans and about $25 each for my t-shirts. No bs. If price is the only factor then I'm good to go!

[Captain Morgan]

Tags :lmao:

[Homeslice]

So? Is it price that determines douchebaggery? Well then good, because I only paid $30 for my EH jeans and about $25 each for my t-shirts. No bs. If price is the only factor then I'm good to go!

Props for scoring a good deal, but normal retail is a lot higher on that stuff :shrug:

[Amber Lamps]

Props for scoring a good deal, but normal retail is a lot higher on that stuff :shrug:

Yea but Izod polos are more than $20 too... Anyway, I don't mind being a douche bag honestly. You all have called me that for having "too much" stuff on my bike, for the computer I own, etc. If having expensive stuff makes one a douche bag then I definitely qualify. Now, if I could find a nice pair of Oakleys....

[azoomm]

So, the lines I'm reading between tell me that Tigger wears Ed Hardy [or wants to] and is butt hurt...

[LeeNetworX]

Urban Dictionary has 216 entries for "douche bag".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche+bag

With so many different takes on what makes someone a douche bag, this thread could very well go on for 10+ pages, with half of those posts coming from Tigger, of course. lol

[marko138]

How do you know what the "attitude" of someone that wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt is? Is it impossible to believe that they might have actually liked it? Love him or hate him, many of his designs are very beautiful, imho.

Ed Hardy. Douche. Synonyms. Automatically, everytime. No exceptions.

[Rider]

Ed Hardy. Douche. Synonyms. Automatically, everytime. No exceptions.

This.

[t-homo]

I have to agree with tigger on this one. Just because someone is wearing ed hardy doesn't make them a douche bag. However, guys who are already douche bags often wear ed hardy shirts, jeans, etc.

I know some people who "refuse to be a walking billboard" and avoid wearing name brand things that have the names huge on em. Funny thing is all of those people are bigger douche bags than someone who wears ed hardy or affliction.

[Homeslice]

If someone finds something they like for a discounted deal, they're not a douche, regardless if it's Ed Hardy or Guess or Walmart. But if they deliberately go out seeking a specific brand, and pay top dollar for it without even checking, they're a douche.

[marko138]

I have to agree with tigger on this one. Just because someone is wearing ed hardy doesn't make them a douche bag. However, guys who are already douche bags often wear ed hardy shirts, jeans, etc.

I know some people who "refuse to be a walking billboard" and avoid wearing name brand things that have the names huge on em. Funny thing is all of those people are bigger douche bags than someone who wears ed hardy or affliction.
ALERT ALERT. This guy wears Ed Hardy. DOUCHE!

[azoomm]

If someone finds something they like for a discounted deal, they're not a douche, regardless if it's Ed Hardy or Guess or Walmart. But if they deliberately go out seeking a specific brand, and pay top dollar for it without even checking, they're a douche.

I agree. Though, only if the seeking of brand is for status or other outward appearance. I seek out certain brands - but it's usually because I have had good luck with the quality OR I know the right fit [example: Ecco shoes] and can then buy online without worry.

ALERT ALERT. This guy wears Ed Hardy. DOUCHE!

:dthumb:

[t-homo]

ALERT ALERT. This guy wears Ed Hardy. DOUCHE!

Actually, I don't own ed hardy anything. I normally wear hurley, billabong, fox, etc.

[marko138]

Actually, I don't own ed hardy anything. I normally wear hurley, billabong, fox, etc.
Don't backtrack. We caught you.

[Homeslice]

Actually, I don't own ed hardy anything. I normally wear hurley, billabong, fox, etc.

Do you have a Fox sticker on the back of your truck? If so, douche.

[t-homo]

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.


I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

[HurricaneHeather]

Why are we splitting hairs here folks?

You are ALL douchebags. If you wear clothes, you are a douche.

[marko138]

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.


I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?
Same thing.

[tommymac]

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.


I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

I would add to that all the harley davidson gear if you dont ride or are seeing someone who does. Also people wearing vanson jackets who dont ride.

my personal pet peeve is people who wear stuff from a sports team yet arent even a fan of that team, or much less the sport. Dont see it as much anymore but used to realy be prevelant.

[t-homo]

I would add to that all the harley davidson gear if you dont ride

Yeah, it's bad news to mistake a fag or an everyday douche bag.

[Homeslice]

Well I might be biased, but here in Cali everyone and their mother has a Fox sticker, so it has become douche-like. A lot of chicks wear Fox t-shirts but dont know shit about it, and would believe you if you told them you motocrossed a VSTROM

[Homeslice]

Why are we splitting hairs here folks?

You are ALL douchebags. If you wear clothes, you are a douche.

So then the only way for you to redeem youself is to take off your clothes immediately.

[tommymac]

so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?

[HurricaneHeather]

So then the only way for you to redeem youself is to take off your clothes immediately.

No, I took over the world last night(while Conan was on) so I don't follow the same protocol as the rest of you minions.

[Homeslice]

so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?

Douchelike if they aren't in training themselves

[tommymac]

No, I took over the world last night(while Conan was on) so I don't follow the same protocol as the rest of you minions.

Wait I didnt get any memo on that :lol:

[t-homo]

Douchelike if they aren't in training themselves

So anyone who wears a football or other sports related shirt is a douchebag if they aren't actual athletes, just fans?

Ok so you guys are calling everyone douchebags for what kind of clothes they buy when you are paying as much or more attention to their clothes than they are. Who is the d-bag again?

[HurricaneHeather]

Wait I didnt get any memo on that :lol:

That's a new thing too. I don't send out memos. You have to hear about all news from internet motorcycle forums.

[marko138]

So anyone who wears a football or other sports related shirt is a douchebag if they aren't actual athletes, just fans?

Ok so you guys are calling everyone douchebags for what kind of clothes they buy when you are paying as much or more attention to their clothes than they are. Who is the d-bag again?
You sure are adament about defending the douchers.

[Homeslice]

So anyone who wears a football or other sports related shirt is a douchebag if they aren't actual athletes, just fans?

Ok so you guys are calling everyone douchebags for what kind of clothes they buy when you are paying as much or more attention to their clothes than they are. Who is the d-bag again?

How am I paying more attention to their clothes than they are? They're the ones who sought out and purchased it, I'm simply forced to see it when they walk past me. If you see 20-30 people a day wearing the same logo, you're going to notice.

But since you asked, no it isn't douche-like for a Jets fan or Bulls fan to wear a jersey if they are a serious fan, even if they've never played the sport themselves.........But they ARE a douche if they're wearing it just for the image, which is the reason SOME people wear Raiders jerseys, chopper shirts, and MMA stuff.

[tommymac]

That's a new thing too. I don't send out memos. You have to hear about all news from internet motorcycle forums.

With paul and a few of the other political guys here I can stay up with current events on this site :0

[t-homo]

How am I paying more attention to their clothes than they are? They're the ones who sought out and purchased it, I'm simply forced to see it when they walk past me. If you see 20-30 people a day wearing the same logo, you're going to notice.

But since you asked, no it isn't douche-like for a Jets fan or Bulls fan to wear a jersey if they are a serious fan, even if they've never played the sport themselves.........But they ARE a douche if they're wearing it just for the image, which is the reason SOME people wear Raiders jerseys, chopper shirts, and MMA stuff.

I'll agree with you for most of the chopper stuff. MMA is weird though. Their fans are more of a cult-like following. Incredible, really. Granted, there are still some people who buy it just for the logo, but i think most are fans of the sport.

[shmike]

You sure are adament about defending the douchers.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[Homeslice]

I'll agree with you for most of the chopper stuff. MMA is weird though. Their fans are more of a cult-like following. Incredible, really. Granted, there are still some people who buy it just for the logo, but i think most are fans of the sport.

Eh....the average hockey fan is more authentic, IMO.

I know a couple guys who just started watching MMA about a year ago just because it was on at a friends' house, now all of a sudden they are a fan and start wearing their stuff because it looks "hard". :lol:....... They don't really know about the fighting styles, just who the fighters are and all the personality soap opera nonsense.

[t-homo]

Eh....the average hockey fan is more authentic, IMO.

I wish I could get into hockey. I always enjoy watching it, but it is never on tv on a regular basis.

[HurricaneHeather]

With paul and a few of the other political guys here I can stay up with current events on this site :0

See, as the Queen of the World, I take into consideration your needs.

[tommymac]

Ahh benevolent ruler :rockwoot:

[Rider]

I wish I could get into hockey. I always enjoy watching it, but it is never on tv on a regular basis.

Versus, CBC, FSD.... and on the weekends one of the ESPN networks. :skep:

[LeeNetworX]

Versus, CBC, FSD.... and on the weekends one of the ESPN networks. :skep:

Not to mention the NHL network, the regional sports channels, etc.

[Rider]

So anyone who wears a football or other sports related shirt is a douchebag if they aren't actual athletes, just fans?



Actual athlete's don't wear jerseys off the field. Unless you are Ron Mexico.

[t-homo]

Versus, CBC, FSD.... and on the weekends one of the ESPN networks. :skep:

Maybe I don't look at the right times. Shit.

[Rider]

Maybe I don't look at the right times. Shit.

Try Fox Sports St. Louis or whatever the Fox sports channel is there.

[LeeNetworX]

Maybe I don't look at the right times. Shit.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/schedulebyweek.htm#?navid=nav-sch-main

[marko138]

Try Fox Sports St. Louis or whatever the Fox sports channel is there.
FSN Pittsburgh always has Pens games on. Even tho I can't watch them...

[tommymac]

Actual athlete's don't wear jerseys off the field. Unless you are Ron Mexico.

kinda like guys in a band wearing a t-shirt of their band :lol:

[Rider]

kinda like guys in a band wearing a t-shirt of their band :lol:

I've seen bands do it........ (old) Metallica to name one of them. Iron Maiden does it too.

[tommymac]

I've seen bands do it........ (old) Metallica to name one of them. Iron Maiden does it too.

iron maiden is allowed to, and if it was cliff burton thats ok because they can do whatever they want and not be douchey. Now lars on the other hand :lol:

[marko138]

I've seen bands do it........ (old) Metallica to name one of them. Iron Maiden does it too.
Metallica is super douche. Especially Lars...and one of the worst drummers ever. Maiden rules...but wearing your own Tshirst is super douchey.

[t-homo]

Looks like Fox Sports Midwest has a few blues games on the next few days. Already programmed into the phone and the site is bookmarked. Thanks Lee.

[LeeNetworX]

Looks like Fox Sports Midwest has a few blues games on the next few days. Already programmed into the phone and the site is bookmarked. Thanks Lee.

:dthumb:

[karl_1052]

so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?

The only people I see wearing tapout shit are wannabe douches.

they aren't even good enough to be called douches.

[Homeslice]

Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

[unknownroad]

I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

Basically the same. Whenever I've encountered someone wearing A* accessories (as opposed to riding gear) they've generally been douchebags. Same goes for everyone I've seen with a giant Fox sticker on their vehicle.

However...

I know some people who "refuse to be a walking billboard" and avoid wearing name brand things that have the names huge on em. Funny thing is all of those people are bigger douche bags than someone who wears ed hardy or affliction.

That'd be me redflip Tho honestly, I'm more of a jerk than a douchebag. :lol But I don't believe in paying to advertise someone else's brand.

[Homeslice]

Hahahaha these are off urbandictionary :lol::lol::lol:

[marko138]

Hahahaha these are off urbandictionary :lol::lol::lol:
100% truth from teh UD.

[tommymac]

Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Do they work out in jeans and lugz or timbs :lol:

[Homeslice]

Do they work out in jeans and lugz or timbs :lol:

Jeans no, timbs yes sometimes......and one of them comes in with a Carhart jacket :lol:

[t-homo]

Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something. Douchers.

[Homeslice]

It's one of these

[Homeslice]

Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something.

As if more clothing is really going to make a measureable difference in the weight they lose.

Like I say, they're wearing it cuz they think it looks "hard", or because they're having a bad hair day.

[Rangerscott]

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[t-homo]

As if more clothing is really going to make a measureable difference in the weight they lose.

Like I say, they're wearing it cuz they think it looks "hard", or because they're having a bad hair day.

Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

[tommymac]

Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

Still see the occasional guy in the space suit type stuff or a garbage bag so they sweat more.

[Homeslice]

Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

And that's the thing. I was talking about real weight loss, not just temporary water loss. If someone isn't actually competing in a sport, it's pointless. These guys I'm talking about are just middle-aged douchebags. The only thing they need to "make weight" for is their bathroom scale.

[Hydrant]

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A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.
NEWPORT BEACH/UCI HOTTIE:"My mom's in Aspen...but she just leased me this new C-CLASS-and left me the Amex for some shopping."

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2. Ed Hardy 408 up, 61 down love it hate it

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A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

The average person who wears Ed Hardy probably thinks he's "hardcore" and the girls who wear them are Trendwhores. If you have an Ed Hardy shirt, True Religion Jeans or Rock and Republic or Juicy Couture, guess what? You are a douche. Please log off earth.

Please consider respectable clothing by WeSC, APC, and Nudie. They are around the same price range but don't scream douchebag, AND won't rip up in about a week.
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3. ed hardy 362 up, 182 down love it hate it

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An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.
Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?

[Homeslice]

Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. :lol:

[Amber Lamps]

Actually, I don't own ed hardy anything. I normally wear hurley, billabong, fox, etc.

Do you skate board? Surf? Or can it be okay to buy something because you like it?

[marko138]

Still see the occasional guy in the space suit type stuff or a garbage bag so they sweat more.

I used to do that. I was in HS and wrestled. Had to make weight 2 or 3 times a week. I once cut 17 lbs in 3 days.

[tommymac]

I used to do that. I was in HS and wrestled. Had to make weight 2 or 3 times a week. I once cut 17 lbs in 3 days.

my cousins did that as well, our HS didnt have wrestling.

I heard a few yrs ago they changed the rules that you have to maintain a certain weight throughout the year to help cut down on stuff like that since kids would get sick and am sure a few prolly died in the process

[marko138]

my cousins did that as well, our HS didnt have wrestling.

I heard a few yrs ago they changed the rules that you have to maintain a certain weight throughout the year to help cut down on stuff like that since kids would get sick and am sure a few prolly died in the process
Some has absolutely died from that shit. It was stupid, but I was in HS and all that mattered to me was being at the lowest weight possible.

I ref'd wrestling in college too, there are rules in place to prevent this kinda stuff now, and they add more every year.

[Smittie61984]

Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something. Douchers.

Then they are retarded douches. Just because you sweat more doesn't mean you are loosing more weight. It just means you are overheating and your body is trying to loose the heat. If someone runs a marathon and doesn't break a sweat while the other person sweats a bucket to wacking off to the latest bang bus episode, would that person have exerted more energy?

And if sweating is the real goal then they can spend $20 at Sports Authority for a sweat suit. If they are truly dedicated to their fitness they won't give a damn what they look like at the gym.