Single Malt Scotch and Midget Hookers Forum?

[askmrjesus]

That's what I call a "fitness forum".

Exhibit A: "I went to the gym today, and worked on my Pecs".

Exhibit B: " I was banging this cute little midget today. We were going doggy style, with her head out the window of my car, when I accidentally got my toe hooked in the power window button, and damn near cut her head off".

See what I mean?

JC

[neebelung]

:rofl:

[smileyman]

I want a nymphomaniac east european gymnast and Cinnamon Shnapps forum next!

[HurricaneHeather]

I would be inclined to visit and post in a Scotch and Hookers thread than a fitness thread.

[smileyman]

I would be inclined to visit and post in a Scotch and Hookers thread than a fitness thread.

How tall are ya?

[HurricaneHeather]

How tall are ya?

Oh, so there is discrimination in this thread? So, I can't post in here if I'm not a midget?!!?

That aint right, man.

[Adeptus_Minor]

I would be inclined to visit and post in a Scotch and Hookers thread than a fitness thread.

Now if I could just get you to like steak and Cabela's. redflip

[Particle Man]

hell, why not a "Steak & a BJ" forum? :D

[Adeptus_Minor]

hell, why not a "Steak & a BJ" forum? :D

Yeah, what he said. :dthumb:

[Cruzergirl]

Scotch and Hookers! Well, I'd rather just have the scotch AND hate Tigger...can I do that?






:lol








Tigger - Luv ya. Mean it.

[Rangerscott]

I'm not much of a drinker and midgets give me the willys just a wee bit.

[TYEster]

What if every forum applies to you though?

I drink scotch, I like hookers, I work on my pecs, I ride a supermoto, I can hate Tigger, I mean... I can do it all!

[Amber Lamps]

What if every forum applies to you though?

I drink scotch, I like hookers, I work on my pecs, I ride a supermoto, I can hate Tigger, I mean... I can do it all!

A regular renaissance man!!!

[Dave]

hell, why not a "Steak & a BJ" forum? :D

march 14th is coming fast :boobs:

[Amber Lamps]

march 14th is coming fast :boobs:

I already have T-bones in the freezer and honey in the fridge... w00t!

[Rider]

How about Asian hookers, scotch, and Cohibas?

[askmrjesus]

Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

JC

[goof2]

Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

JC

I think we have that already. It is called "Off Topic".

[marko138]

That's what I call a "fitness forum".

Exhibit A: "I went to the gym today, and worked on my Pecs".

Exhibit B: " I was banging this cute little midget today. We were going doggy style, with her head out the window of my car, when I accidentally got my toe hooked in the power window button, and damn near cut her head off".

See what I mean?

JC
You make a compelling arguement, thats for sure.

[Rider]

You make a compelling arguement, thats for sure.

The only thing compelling is, it's obvious he does not work out.

[askmrjesus]

The only thing compelling is, it's obvious he does not work out.

I've been dead for two thousand years.

I don't think working out is going to help.

JC

[Rider]

I've been dead for two thousand years.

I don't think working out is going to help.

JC

Good point. Do me a favor, cut yourself cause I'm almost out of wine.

[askmrjesus]

Good point. Do me a favor, cut yourself cause I'm almost out of wine.

What am I, a fucking Emo liquor store?

JC

[Rider]

What am I, a fucking Emo liquor store?

JC

:lol

[unknownroad]

Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

JC

Yeah, I'm thinking Asian gymnasts, the ones who do those astonishing contortions and weigh about 80 pounds. Like midgets, they make your junk look bigger, but they look better in catsuits. And some nice potato vodka to help unwind beforehand. Yeah. :dthumb:

[smileyman]

Problem with 80lb girls is that my junk would rip most of them in half...Most but not all, I mean that stuff stretches eventually but ouch. I suppose 3 hours foreplay and generous lube and you would eventually get it on but...sheesh, who has that kinda patience?

[skiergirl]

What am I, a fucking Emo liquor store?

JC

I just about spit water on my screen....:dvrofl: