The Homeslice needs to lose his virginty thread

[pauldun170]

All,

As you may know, TWF member Homeslice has never been laid.
Scientist are not sure whether this is due to the fact that women think he's gay or if its because he's needlessly argumentative.
A researcher from instyle magazine has concluded that most scientist have it backward.
The researcher concluded that those who feel that Homeslice has never been laid due to "..girls tiring of listening to 12 hour old tirades on why blue is a hotter color on women's spanx than red" are wrong.

"The case made that Homeslice CANT get laid because of his attitude is incorrect. Homeslice is like that BECAUSE he has never been laid."


When TWF reporters contacted Homeslice, he denied reading any of the research. However he did subject TWF reporters to a 15 hour lecture on how MOST people from certain regions of the country are LIKELY to be virgins while MOST people from other regions of the country are pimp.



TWF 1/27/2010

[Captain Morgan]

:lol

[Homeslice]

:yawn:

Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.

[pauldun170]

:yawn:

Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.

:lol

[t-homo]

Are you seriously still fighting this?

[marko138]

Excellent THREAD.

http://sinaphile.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/wayne-garth-waynes-world-15834539.jpg

[udman]

:yawn:

Usually, none of what I say is very controversial, it's just that some people end up in a position where their counter-argument has run out of steam and they find it easier to attack the messenger instead.


Attacking the messenger???? In this part of the country we were taught to not hit girls...

[HurricaneHeather]

:rofl:

[Homeslice]

Are you seriously still fighting this?

What would that be?

[HurricaneHeather]

What would that be?

I'm guessing your imminent virginity. Just a guess though.

[askmrjesus]

Are you seriously still fighting this?

I know, it's crazy.

The guy should just get a hooker and get it over with.

JC

[Dave]

1-555-555-5555 Ask for Yvonne :lol:

[azoomm]

I approve of this thread.

:lol:

[Homeslice]

I'm guessing your imminent virginity. Just a guess though.

"Imminent" virginity, huh........So you're saying I'm a non-virgin who's about to become a virgin :scratch:

[t-homo]

You are making yourself look like more of a d-bag every post.

[askmrjesus]

You are making yourself look like more of a d-bag every post.

Yeah, but his shoes are FABULOUS!

JC

[Trip]

Yeah, but his shoes are FABULOUS!

JC

you need a pic with this post

http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/fabulous-dude.jpg

[Dave]

how much porn do you watch? You may be a v.i.n.o.

[Homeslice]

You are making yourself look like more of a d-bag every post.
Thanks, your opinion really holds a lot of weight with me.

[pauldun170]

Thanks, your opinion really holds a lot of weight with me.

:lol:

[derf]

1-609-784-6699 Ask for Yvonne :lol:

Yeh thats a totally real number, and there is no Yvonne there, and by the 'stop fucking calling here asking for her' I'm not the first one to call

[Gas Man]

Is Yvonne hot? Just sayin

[Dave]

Yeh thats a totally real number, and there is no Yvonne there, and by the 'stop fucking calling here asking for her' I'm not the first one to call

ROFL. well last i heard that ho got engaged so it might still be hers and hubby is getting mad. Shoulda told em you had pot

[Dave]

Is Yvonne hot? Just sayin

blonde with big old jugs. ill try and find a pic later

*edit here ya go gas, on the left

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/18/l_1bb3e2fab1c24fe0a8ab6732ce91b558.jpg

[LeeNetworX]

:read:

[Particle Man]

:lmao:

[t-homo]

Yeh thats a totally real number, and there is no Yvonne there, and by the 'stop fucking calling here asking for her' I'm not the first one to call

I almost want to call now.

[MILK]

I almost want to call now.


I almost want to put my ex-husband's phone number on this thread too. :lol

[t-homo]

Do it, what name are we asking for?

[Rider]

Do it, what name are we asking for?

Allota Fagina

[karl_1052]

:read:

more like this guy
http://analogmedium.com/blog/2006/09/better_off_dead-3.jpg

[MILK]

Allota Fagina

:lmao:

No way, can't do it. He would know who gave out the number!

[Gas Man]

blonde with big old jugs. ill try and find a pic later

*edit here ya go gas, on the left

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/18/l_1bb3e2fab1c24fe0a8ab6732ce91b558.jpg
Somebody attach.. can't see at work.

[Rangerscott]

Smirnoff. Makes ladies stick out their tongues.

[Captain Morgan]

Somebody attach.. can't see at work.

Nothing special. Just a semi-cute blonde holding a smirnoff, sticking her tongue out at the camera, but wearing a jacket so you can't even tell if she has big knockers or not. All you can really see is her face and the ring on her finger. Not worth the time to save, attach, etc.

[Rangerscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related

[t-homo]

You are about as bad as Marko.

[Gas Man]

Nothing special. Just a semi-cute blonde holding a smirnoff, sticking her tongue out at the camera, but wearing a jacket so you can't even tell if she has big knockers or not. All you can really see is her face and the ring on her finger. Not worth the time to save, attach, etc.
Well WTF. We need higher quality talent around here!

You are about as bad as Marko.
Hey.. at least I can see PB

[t-homo]

Well WTF. We need higher quality talent around here!


Hey.. at least I can see PB

barely.

[Captain Morgan]

:lmao: That's some funny shit. Is it a true story? :D

[Homeslice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related

:lmao: the expression at 0:31 is hilarious

[Dave]

Nothing special. Just a semi-cute blonde holding a smirnoff, sticking her tongue out at the camera, but wearing a jacket so you can't even tell if she has big knockers or not. All you can really see is her face and the ring on her finger. Not worth the time to save, attach, etc.

it was the best picture left. like most bad memories it seems most of my friends had deleted her entirely.

[101lifts2]

It's amazing what people can conclude from internet posts.....

[pauldun170]

It's amazing what people can conclude from internet posts.....

101Lifts - Closet Cabbage Patch doll collector. Eats his own splooge. Fine taste in automobiles.

[askmrjesus]

101Lifts - Closet Cabbage Patch doll collector. Eats his own splooge. Fine taste in automobiles....

....Began weight lifting at the age of 22, after losing an arm wrestling contest to a 9 year old Hindu boy. Has a secret crush on Arnold Swarchenegger. Likes girls, but will not call them on the phone...

JC

[Dave]

101Lifts - Closet Cabbage Patch doll collector. Eats his own splooge. Fine taste in automobiles.

i heard he dry humps care bears when he thinks everyone else is asleep

[askmrjesus]

i heard he dry humps care bears when he thinks everyone else is asleep

It's true, I saw his dry-cleaning bill.

JC

[udman]

Not to be a jerk or anything but you guys are supposed to be bagging on Homeslice.

:wtfru:

[karl_1052]

Not to be a jerk or anything but you guys are supposed to be bagging on Homeslice.

:wtfru:

with 101s response, I do believe that homeslice is not a virgin anymore. At least not with men.:lol:

[udman]

with 101s response, I do believe that homeslice is not a virgin anymore. At least not with men.:lol:

:lol

[t-homo]

So now we only get to make fun of certain members? lol

[Fleck750]

They would feel neglected if we didn't.

[t-homo]

They would feel neglected if we didn't.

You guys get any snow yesterday/last night? We have 6-8". Fucking sucks.

[Fleck750]

You guys get any snow yesterday/last night? We have 6-8". Fucking sucks.

HAHAHAHAHA.

We got maybe a half inch. :lmao:

Living on the I-44 corridor sucks.

[t-homo]

HAHAHAHAHA.

We got maybe a half inch. :lmao:

Living on the I-44 corridor sucks.


True story. Springfield is the worst for snow/ice. I had to leave my car downtown last night.

[Fleck750]

True story. Springfield is the worst for snow/ice. I had to leave my car downtown last night.

OKC to Rolla gets the worst of it. Learned my lesson after 16 years of living in Baxter Springs, KS and SPFD. Will live either north or south of it. Next move will be to TX, I hate winter.

Sucks about your car, though.

[t-homo]

For sure, as soon as I finish up my bachelors, I am moving south/west. Somewhere away from fucking snow and cold.

[101lifts2]

For sure, as soon as I finish up my bachelors, I am moving south/west. Somewhere away from fucking snow and cold.

Well don't move to socal....socal is all full.

[pauldun170]

with 101s response, I do believe that homeslice is not a virgin anymore. At least not with men.:lol:

:lol

[pauldun170]

HAHAHAHAHA.

We got maybe a half inch. :lmao:


So did Homeslice after a visit from 101Lifts...


NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

[t-homo]

Well don't move to socal....socal is all full.

Damn, that was on the list of places to go.

[askmrjesus]

So did Homeslice after a visit from 101Lifts...


NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Bwahahahahaha :lol:

JC

[Fleck750]

So did Homeslice after a visit from 101Lifts...


NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
:lmao:

[marko138]

Allota Fagina

:bonk:

Well WTF. We need higher quality talent around here!


Hey.. at least I can see PB

Rub it in, asshole.


You guys get any snow yesterday/last night? We have 6-8". Fucking sucks.

:lol HA! You wish you had 6-8".

[t-homo]

:lol HA! You wish you had 6-8".

didn't see that one coming.

[marko138]

didn't see that one coming.
Wide open. Like your butthole.

[Gas Man]

Wide open. Like your butthole.
:lol: :lol

[CrazyKell]

You're stuck.

[Dave]

You're stuck.

in t-rock's butthole?

[CrazyKell]

in t-rock's butthole?

:backingout:

[marko138]

in t-rock's butthole?
It's not hard. It's so cavernous, people often just wander right up there and no one even knows.

[CrazyKell]

It's not hard. It's so cavernous, people often just wander right up there and no one even knows.

Ewwww!

[Dave]

It's not hard. It's so cavernous, people often just wander right up there and no one even knows.

the bats should have been a clue

[t-homo]

Burn in hell.

[Dave]

Burn in hell.

my skin is made of asbestos. Tanning parlor accident at dien bien phu

[marko138]

my skin is made of asbestos. Tanning parlor accident at dien bien phu
:bonk: