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LeeNetworX
02-02-2010, 12:03 PM
Great shape, except for a small stain on the inside near the bottom.

Rider
02-02-2010, 12:05 PM
:lol

pauldun170
02-02-2010, 12:10 PM
:lol

Dave
02-02-2010, 12:12 PM
classic

HokieDNA01
02-02-2010, 12:13 PM
that's great!

marko138
02-02-2010, 12:28 PM
Excellent.

t-homo
02-02-2010, 12:30 PM
nice. is the stain on the front or back?

marko138
02-02-2010, 12:32 PM
nice. is the stain on the front or back?
Why does it matter? Some sick fetish of yours? Sick bastard.

t-homo
02-02-2010, 12:33 PM
you caught me. damn.

marko138
02-02-2010, 12:38 PM
you caught me. damn.
Be proud. :gary:

Particle Man
02-02-2010, 01:13 PM
Somehow, "Big Bang Theory" on the TV at the same time just completes the picture :lol:

t-homo
02-02-2010, 01:14 PM
Somehow, "Big Bang Theory" on the TV at the same time just completes the picture :lol:

Pretty amusing show.

CrazyKell
02-02-2010, 01:15 PM
It took me a bit, but in the end I got there.

I was more intrigued by Sheldon and then I kept saying "Bazinga"

marko138
02-02-2010, 01:24 PM
Pretty amusing show.
I like it...but it's on during 24 now. Which pretty much sucks, but I still watch.

Particle Man
02-02-2010, 01:25 PM
It took me a bit, but in the end I got there.

another quote before the poster changes her mind upon review given the context of the thread :lol:

CrazyKell
02-02-2010, 01:25 PM
I like it...but it's on during 24 now. Which pretty much sucks, but I still watch.

PVR? :idk:

defector
02-02-2010, 01:44 PM
When you see it.....

CasterTroy
02-02-2010, 01:46 PM
When you see it.....

you will shit dicks

LeeNetworX
02-02-2010, 01:47 PM
you will shit dicks

...

Kerry_129
02-02-2010, 01:53 PM
:lol:

Anyone want to buy a lightly-used tea-ba... I mean pot?!

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-ebay-blunder-1tT.jpg

marko138
02-02-2010, 01:54 PM
:lol:

Anyone want to buy a lightly-used tea-ba... I mean pot?!

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-ebay-blunder-1tT.jpg
Wow. Gross, but funny. And gross.

Particle Man
02-02-2010, 01:58 PM
ew

t-homo
02-02-2010, 01:59 PM
ewww.

MILK
02-02-2010, 02:38 PM
Great shape, except for a small stain on the inside near the bottom.

Since you're obviously not doing anything today.. Photoshop my bike and make it look like a cow! :) That will go well with my screenname! :lol:

Oh and what is that avatar picture about??? That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!! :lol

lauralynne
02-02-2010, 03:05 PM
:lol:

Anyone want to buy a lightly-used tea-ba... I mean pot?!

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-ebay-blunder-1tT.jpg

This is a subculture of people who do the naked "can you see me" pictures for Ebay - someone sent me a link at some point, there are THOUSANDS of auctions like that on Ebay that if you look at the photographer's reflection, they're naked.

Happy surfing.

psychochild28
02-02-2010, 03:30 PM
:lol

t-homo
02-02-2010, 03:36 PM
This is a subculture of people who do the naked "can you see me" pictures for Ebay - someone sent me a link at some point, there are THOUSANDS of auctions like that on Ebay that if you look at the photographer's reflection, they're naked.

Happy surfing.

That is fucking creepy.

Particle Man
02-02-2010, 03:39 PM
That is fucking creepy.

that's REALLY freakin' creepy

marko138
02-02-2010, 03:42 PM
that's REALLY freakin' creepy
And probly not what you wanna see.

wildchild
02-02-2010, 03:57 PM
alright, what the hell is that lying on the floor just to the left of said dress? is that the small stain maker?

t-homo
02-02-2010, 04:05 PM
And probly not what you wanna see.

yeah, you know it isn't hot girls who are doing that.

marko138
02-02-2010, 04:06 PM
yeah, you know it isn't hot girls who are doing that.
It's people like the guy in the kettle. Fat ugly covered in man hair type of dudes.

t-homo
02-02-2010, 04:06 PM
ewww.

Dave
02-02-2010, 05:32 PM
It's people like the guy in the kettle. Fat ugly covered in man hair type of dudes.

cant wait to post some more auctions later

torilynne
02-02-2010, 05:33 PM
I keep telling Dave that he really needs to check the pictures before we put them online. Des he listen? Of course not :lol:

Kaneman
02-02-2010, 06:06 PM
It took me a bit, but in the end I got there.

I was more intrigued by Sheldon and then I kept saying "Bazinga"

You're just used to seeing those lay around so it didn't immediately catch your attention.

CrazyKell
02-02-2010, 06:14 PM
You're just used to seeing those lay around so it didn't immediately catch your attention.

You know it. ;)

LeeNetworX
02-02-2010, 06:39 PM
alright, what the hell is that lying on the floor just to the left of said dress? is that the small stain maker?

Indeed.

marko138
02-02-2010, 06:40 PM
cant wait to post some more auctions later

Yikes. :td:

Particle Man
02-02-2010, 08:50 PM
I keep telling Dave that he really needs to check the pictures before we put them online. Des he listen? Of course not :lol:

:lol

zing

Homeslice
02-03-2010, 05:23 AM
This is a subculture of people who do the naked "can you see me" pictures for Ebay - someone sent me a link at some point, there are THOUSANDS of auctions like that on Ebay that if you look at the photographer's reflection, they're naked.

Happy surfing.

If people are doing it deliberately, I bet it's a minority. Considering the average American, I believe that most of it is due to sheer stupidity.

OneSickPsycho
02-03-2010, 09:28 AM
My question is... who would just toss their dildo on the floor like that? I mean, I don't own one, but I'd imagine if I did I would just toss that bitch across the room when I was done diddling myself.

LeeNetworX
02-03-2010, 09:33 AM
My question is... who would just toss their dildo on the floor like that? I mean, I don't own one, but I'd imagine if I did I would just toss that bitch across the room when I was done diddling myself.

A foul pig, likely. Who else would use a vibe/dildo and then probably not wash it off and just toss it on thier dirty floor? And we'd have to assume when they are ready to use it again they will just pick it up and maybe(?) wipe off any hair/dirt on it and go to town.

ICK.

CrazyKell
02-03-2010, 09:34 AM
They don't exactly look too clean with all that crap on the floor.

OneSickPsycho
02-03-2010, 09:37 AM
A foul pig, likely. Who else would use a vibe/dildo and then probably not wash it off and just toss it on thier dirty floor? And we'd have to assume when they are ready to use it again they will just pick it up and maybe(?) wipe off any hair/dirt on it and go to town.

ICK.

Yeah obviously, but wouldn't it be more work to throw the thing across the room than to drop it in the nightstand drawer?

CrazyKell
02-03-2010, 09:38 AM
Yeah obviously, but wouldn't it be more work to throw the thing across the room than to drop it in the nightstand drawer?

Depends where you're using it. :whistle:

OneSickPsycho
02-03-2010, 09:44 AM
Depends where you're using it. :whistle:

Under the clothes rack to the side of the TV and entertainment stand? That sounds comfortable. Of course...

She could have been jammin' her box while hanging herself in the clothes rack... auto-erotic asphyxiation... Nice.

CrazyKell
02-03-2010, 09:45 AM
Under the clothes rack to the side of the TV and entertainment stand? That sounds comfortable. Of course...

She could have been jammin' her box while hanging herself in the clothes rack... auto-erotic asphyxiation... Nice.

Or maybe she was so spent she just threw it in the air. Maybe she's been doing her kegel's and it went flying. :lmao:

LeeNetworX
02-03-2010, 09:47 AM
Maybe it just fell off the cake and rolled over there and she was too lazy to pick it up after tha party.

Homeslice
02-03-2010, 02:17 PM
Maybe she's just a dumb ho with an ugly dress, low-grade carpet, outdated gaming equip, and a shitty TV with some metrosexual show playing on it

marko138
02-04-2010, 11:18 AM
Maybe she's just a dumb ho with an ugly dress, low-grade carpet, outdated gaming equip, and a shitty TV with some metrosexual show playing on it
So you love the Big Bang Theory?

CrazyKell
02-04-2010, 11:30 AM
So you love the Big Bang Theory?

Bazinga.

Dave
02-04-2010, 11:33 AM
Maybe she's been doing her kegel's and it went flying. :lmao: this

Homeslice
02-04-2010, 11:36 AM
So you love the Big Bang Theory?

I know you do but what do I do? :?:

Dave
02-04-2010, 11:57 AM
I know you do but what do I do? :?:

the ping pong ball trick with your anus

Particle Man
02-04-2010, 12:15 PM
Maybe she's been doing her kegel's and it went flying. :lmao:

if those muscles are that powerful they could rip a dude's shit clean off

:tremble:

Dave
02-04-2010, 12:38 PM
if those muscles are that powerful they could rip a dude's shit clean off

:tremble:

i'll bet theres a stack of broken thighmasters behind the camera :drool:

Homeslice
02-04-2010, 01:13 PM
the ping pong ball trick with your anus

You do? :?:

smileyman
02-04-2010, 03:01 PM
:rockwoot:

This thread rocks!

Homeslice
02-04-2010, 03:11 PM
Hmm, if u say so.

racedoll
02-04-2010, 10:57 PM
A foul pig, likely. Who else would use a vibe/dildo and then probably not wash it off and just toss it on thier dirty floor? And we'd have to assume when they are ready to use it again they will just pick it up and maybe(?) wipe off any hair/dirt on it and go to town.

ICK.

ewwww

Particle Man
02-05-2010, 09:27 AM
i'll bet theres a stack of broken thighmasters behind the camera :drool:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dammit, that's the THIRD time I've spilled coffee this morning, bastard :lol:

OneSickPsycho
02-05-2010, 07:16 PM
i'll bet theres a stack of broken thighmasters behind the camera :drool:

Ok... In context mildly funny... Out of context... In a "I bet this chick is huge and gross" sort of way... HILARIOUS.

karl_1052
02-06-2010, 10:35 AM
Ok... In context mildly funny... Out of context... In a "I bet this chick is huge and gross" sort of way... HILARIOUS.

Who said it was a chick? It could be some dude in Kernersville, NC named Troy or somethin.
Just sayin.

:?:

:tremble:

askmrjesus
02-06-2010, 01:29 PM
Who said it was a chick? It could be some dude in Kernersville, NC named Troy or somethin.
Just sayin.

:?:

:tremble:

Helen of Troy?

Hmmmmmm........

JC

OreoGaborio
02-06-2010, 01:45 PM
but in the end I got there.
So what you're saying is, you got it in the end?