Urban Dictionary

[CrazyKell]

Saw Hokie's status on FB so I decided to look up my name on urban dictionary.

No word of a lie this is what came up...

1. kelly
the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet
Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!

Second entry:
2. Kelly
The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she's pretty, smart, kind, funny....I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn't even know it...Definately the coolest person in the world.
"See her? That's Kelly she's the coolest person ever!"

How cool is that? Which one of you is in love with me? :skep:

[EpyonXero]

You sell mugs and t-shrts?

[marko138]

Love Urban Dictionary...but never looked up my name. Not sure the point.

[Rider]

It's blocked here at work for good reason.

[CrazyKell]

You sell mugs and t-shrts?

ya. My handbra t-shirt is paying off my student loans! :boobs:

[marko138]

It's blocked here at work for good reason.
:lol: I still can't figure out why PB is blocked here.

[Rider]

:lol: I still can't figure out why PB is blocked here.

Funny that one isn't blocked here.

[marko138]

Funny that one isn't blocked here.
There are very few blocked here. PB, Facebook, Myspace, and Yahoo fantasy sports. Thats about it.


And over on the Republican side, they are not blocked from that stuff.

[CrazyKell]

There are very few blocked here. PB, Facebook, Myspace, and Yahoo fantasy sports. Thats about it.


And over on the Republican side, they are not blocked from that stuff.


Weird. Now what's the entry for Marko?

[marko138]

Weird. Now what's the entry for Marko?
No idea. Didn't look it up.

[t-homo]

1. missouri compromise

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.
Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.

[marko138]

I just looked it up. It means KING OF THE INTERNET.

[t-homo]

I was going to make an entry for it but you had to put synonyms and shit.

[CrazyKell]

Missouri compromise....:lol:

[karl_1052]

4. Karl

Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners
Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!

by KYAMW Apr 27, 2008 share this

5. Karl

A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.
Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant

by El Roberto! Nov 5, 2007 share this

Hot Carl

FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.
bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.

by A_HIZZLE Nov 15, 2008 share this

[marko138]

Ugh fucking gross.

[EpyonXero]

Missouri compromise....:lol:

I knew a girl who did that.

[was92v]

:lol

1. hugh

being way cooler and/or better than any one else, ever
It's not Hugh's fault he's better than everyone, he just is.

2. Hugh

A god-like creature of supreme intelligence and beauty.
That man is so Hugh.
man god amazing beautiful genius


3. hugh

Being Hugh is referring to the size of one's penis. A Hugh person will have a penis length greater than 10 inches.
This use of Hugh is used worldwide, although it is mostly dedicated to Glasgow and the surrounding areas.
That person is Hugh.
Wow, i wish i was Hugh.
Being Hugh is great!

:whatwhat:

[Flexin]

1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


2. James

A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!


3. James

Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
James: "A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite" - Damn Straight!


James

[Flexin]

2. cory


The real deal.
I want to be a cory.

3. Cory


Someone who makes the hair on your arms stand up when his name is mentioned. He is the type of guy that a girl would do anything to fuck, even lick a really fat puerto ricans ass crack. When cory walks by girls stare and if he says hello to you, some people even cry. He is that kind of guy that is so beautiful that even when you picture him doing something repulsive, like taking a huge shit, he is still an angel.
"Omg I was walking down the hall today and Cory said hi to me, i threw up on myself and then cried for 20 minutes"

"Yo dude did you see that guy, no homo but i wanna be just like him, he is a cory"

"Fat puerto man, I will lick your butt just to get with that Cory!!!"

James

[Mrs. Colleen]

Colleen

(1) Uncannily fashionable girl who breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast
(2) An Irish girl
"My brother just broke up with a Colleen. Yeah, her clothes match and she's hot, but my brother's missing a heart now!"

:lol:

[Trip]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raccoon+aerial

my wife is a mean one

[Rangerscott]

1. Brandon

The most AMAZING person alive.
Brandon makes me feel special.
brandon sexy boyfriend retard yum
by Fdogg Dec 25, 2007 share this

2. brandon

a guy with a huge dick
Man that guys a Brandon
brandon dick sex awsome big
by brandon14barringer Jan 17, 2008 share this

3. Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.




Not sure if I'm comfortable with dudes saying my name when they get a boner.

[Particle Man]

1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


2. James

A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!


3. James

Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
James: "A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite" - Damn Straight!


James
saves me the trouble :lol:

[Flexin]

saves me the trouble :lol:

:lol

4. Someone who is lazy. LOL

James

[Particle Man]

:lol

4. Someone who is lazy. LOL

James
you said it :lol:

[dReWpY]

4. Will 780 up, 409 down
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A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.

A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".

Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.

Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.

Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like mod...

[derf]

3. Fred 325 up, 69 down
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A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga.

Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred.

I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment...

However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT...

What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off...

The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE!

That pretty much sums it up...
Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred!

Fred: HEY! IT'S FRED AND I JUST SHOVED METH UP MY ASS! NOW JUDY AND MY MOM WILL LOVE ME!

Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME!/ He's so CUTE!

Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...

[askmrjesus]

askmrjesus 516 up, 399 down love it hate it

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askmrjesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.

Girl: So what do you like to do?

askmrjesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.

Girl: Only Jesus can do that.

askmrjesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

JC

[CrazyKell]

While everyone elses' are funny.....mine is the best. ;)

[Cruzergirl]

:lol:


Marci:
brillianly gorgeous. eyes that shake your soul. often resides in north carolina but occasionally migrates to the chicago land area and doesn't tell anyone. likes stabbing ink into people. makes things look pretty.
That Marci just pimp slapped a tat on me.


beautiful funny great friend happy awesome



Brilliantly gorgeous. Big beautiful eyes that will shake your soul. Her personality is easy to fall deeply in love with. Very creative.Smart and sweet but loses faith easily. Bad about getting hopes up. Let's everyone walk all over her and asks for nothing in return. Does everything for others benefits. On the down side, is a very jealous person and gets anger-ed easily, but is not easily forgotten.
I wish a had a Marci.

A slang word used instead of "human pet"

stop letting everyone boss u around u stupid marci!

[the chi]

:lol: I better be careful, this may inflate my ego beyond recognition.

A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

a purehearted, kind, and compassionate woman; a good listener and a leader with the love of many

She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.

Rachels are so fabulous you have no idea what has just hit you. When you walk down a street you can instantly spot a Rachel just from her sparkling eyes, and amazing bod. Rachel's are sexy, funny, beautiful and awesome to be around. You are seriously lucky if you know a Rachel. Rachel's are the most fun you can have without eating cheeseburgers.

the nicest, most chill girl who cares about everyone. always there for u and brings happiness into ur life when ur down.

[t-homo]

:lol: I better be careful, this may inflate my ego beyond recognition.

That is pretty spot on.

[t-homo]

1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.

[CrazyKell]

1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.

This is abnormally large to you? :idk:

[t-homo]

This is abnormally large to you? :idk:

that was their definition.

[marko138]

1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.
False.

[karl_1052]

1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 that is only attracted to men.

FTFY

redflip

While everyone elses' are funny.....mine is the best. ;)

Mines the grossest.

[pauldun170]

1. A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.

2. people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.
"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"
"having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"


couple of other rocking things


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7. To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.
Oh fuck! I just pauled my nuts!

[Gas Man]

Urbaning

Look it up!

[Rider]

Urbaning

Look it up!

RUB You is one. :lol

[marko138]

Alright. I caved. Here's mine:


Marko
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
God damn I wish I was like Marko!

2. A proud man who is a sign of prosperity and greatness. Funny, and gets hot chicks. In words Marko is AWESOME!
He looks like a Marko!
I fucked a Marko!
My math teacher is a Marko

3. a sexy white guy, a gurls dream
Omg, hes a Marko, sexy!